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Goebbels was in a situation every father hopes never to be in

As the Soviets marched on his bunker he heard they were raping their way through Germany

Knowing that they would torture and rape his children he decided to take matters into his own hands

He killed all five of… https://t.co/RSWSPeB9Du pic.twitter.com/IzQChsL7Z8

— Jake Shields (@jakeshieldsajj) May 3, 2024

good morning i hate wingcucks

idk dawg I've been trying to check it all day and I keep getting a Connection Timed Out sort of deal.

wtf is going on?? 4jannies and admins being too lazy to keep the server running? DDOS by some rival imageboard? Or butthurt leftoids? Or is my ISP just deciding to not give me access anymore?

you tell me

Not many people realise but you can't cross a solid white line to pass a cyclist if they're traveling over 10mph. Rule 129 if you want to check. pic.twitter.com/eeefxdC5G8

— twisted fish (@mouldie099) May 1, 2024

He takes his fricking kids on the highway in this shit. R-slur. I hope he gets hit by a bus.

I'm gonna go watch some YouTube videos of cyclists getting door-checked to wash the taste out.

The protesters are clearly getting serious about getting their tendies. !anticommunists

https://www.oregonlive.com/crime/2024/05/walk-through-of-portland-state-universitys-library-after-three-night-occupation-reveals-damage-its-ugly.html

Comparing Europeans and Americans is dangerous terrain, but last week Nicolai Tangen, head of Norway's giant oil fund, went there. He told the Financial Times there was a difference in “the general level of ambition. We [Europeans] are not very ambitious. I should be careful about talking about work-life balance, but the Americans just work harder.”

This guy has some pretty r-slurred takes, but it makes for awesome Drama.

I mean it's weird to say but I have more fun on this site than anywhere else and it's mostly just schizos laughing at r-slurs. I feel like life shouldn't be this boring. I'm sure I'd like a family and get bored of them eventually. I don't really relate to anyone. My worst problem is I always have problems sleeping. Other than that I just wait for the next happening, whatever it may bring. Such is life.

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I think you're delusional if you think Nickole Atkinson overstepped any boundary. If she hadn't been persistent, if she hadn't kept hounded CW or didn't call the police it would have been a completely different outcome. Neighbor Nate on the other hand was aiming for his 15 minutes of fame. (13)

I am just wondering how NA had Chris Watts' phone number. Who has their friends' husband's number unless they're having an affair? Unless Marlboro Grandma gave the number to NA to pressure him to get home. (-7)

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I know right?!? I don't know much about her, but she was the bestest friend in that situation you could have. She was like a darn bloodhound mixed with a Rottweiler! If my partner killed me, went off to work… I don't think anyone would notice for a spell. Especially if he gave some excuse like I wanted some time away as they were have some issues or something. People would just think I was busy or something.Her? She just mobbed up and wouldn't let ANYONE tell her ANYTHING. She was going to figure out what the issue was and where her friend would be. Most of us would defer to a friends husband at first because obviously they know better than us about events. Not her! She was calling up everyone, talking with receptions staff at the doctors, even getting into her phone! Chris didn't even have a full morning to enjoy his new life, free of his family obligations. He didn't even get to go to the Lazy Dog for a date with the mistress. Certainly no romantic trip or anything like that! That... (26)

I'm going to have to disagree with you on this. It absolutely none of nas business (or Cassies for that matter) where sw and the girls were, none. Cw should have told her that and to get off his property when they were blowing up his phone. (-2)

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Nickole "Scoob" Atkinson exhibited behavior akin to a stalker when she couldn't find her "friend" SW. I thought she was absolutely rude, acting like the house was her own. Normal people would have called the other owner (Chris) and expressed concern, but Nickole had such weird entitlement-- like the world is coming to an end because SW and daughters are missing and she must gain access! Honestly, SW absolutely used Nickole. SW solely benefited from that relationship. Nickole ran errands and mowed their darn lawn, while SW sat back on her lazy butt (blaming her 'health challenges' of course!) SW didn't deserve a friend like NA, and sadly, NA couldn't see that her "friendship" was strictly one-sided. (3)

I mean she's probably used to talking to SW all day and knew she wasn't feeling well and had a doctor's appointment that morning and wanted to see how it went. And CW had a different story about where SW was to everyone. It was also very out of the ordinary for SW and the girls to just be gone. (1)

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Na wasn't her friend, she was more of a caregiver. She was probably more afraid of losing her job. (1)

How are you even thinking like this? I'm serious. I am dead serious.Even if what you're saying was true….How can you logically not piece together that a caregiver going the extra mile (even if motivated in part by fear of losing her job) is STILL not even CLOSE to pissing n' moaning about someone's “right” to get involved? That you judging her for that (which isn't proven true), and yet, not judging CW for WHY he wouldn't want people on his property is truly delusional thinking? One is way worse than the others. In your thinking a woman was motivated by fear of losing his job, is worse than CW‘a motivation for not wanting people on his property (not wanting to go to jail because killed his pregnant wife and two small children) Why is this even an issue for you? How would you know anything? You're way of thinking is deeply flawed and lacks depth. You completely ignore the truth, which is those with a moral compass are going to do whatever they can to help someone they suspect is in g... (1)

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Nickole "Scoob" Atkinson exhibited behavior akin to a stalker when she couldn't find her "friend" SW. I thought she was absolutely rude, acting like the house was her own. Normal people would have called the other owner (Chris) and expressed concern, but Nickole had such weird entitlement-- like the world is coming to an end because SW and daughters are missing and she must gain access! Honestly, SW absolutely used Nickole. SW solely benefited from that relationship. Nickole ran errands and mowed their darn lawn, while SW sat back on her lazy butt (blaming her 'health challenges' of course!) SW didn't deserve a friend like NA, and sadly, NA couldn't see that her "friendship" was strictly one-sided. (3)

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The defunct WOT called Nickole Atkinson the Quasimodo for the Thrive huns. That was not a jab at her physical appearance. It was how she was treated with doing their dirty work, especially for Shanann, such as picking up the gift the Watts mailed for Cece and taking it back to the post office to return it, and being unaware that she was overstepping society's objective boundaries or willing to cross them to appease the mean girls she was trying to impress.Nickole was following instructions from other huns because she was the local one in Denver who could do what they said, like driving over to SW's house to look for her. I think all of the huns were worried that SW had harmed herself because she'd been a basket case all weekend - refusing to eat, getting low blood sugar from not eating, getting a headache from low blood sugar, etc. SW was stressed to be sure but based on her flair for drama and medical attention, I suspect she was exaggerating for attention. Likewise, the huns ... (29)

Cassie dogged NA until she finally went to Saratoga trail. Nate lied to cops saying he has heard sw and cw viciously arguing (5)

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“A national Pi Kappa Phi spokeswoman said Wednesday that the fraternity did not set up the fundraiser and is not endorsing it. In Chapel Hill, the local fraternity said it didn’t know the organizers and was trying to contact them.” https://t.co/J6Ob8Vm1s2

— Travis Fain (@TravisFain) May 2, 2024

Most young people haven't seen it, but everyone should watch the Enron documentary, "The Smartest Guys In The Room," and read the book.

He impregnated a stripper while married, got divorced, cashed out near the peak, and left Enron before the implosion that he was largely-responsible for creating.

Because his stock-sale was divorce court-ordered, he couldn't be accused of insider trading, and got to keep most of his ill-gotten gains.

He left Enron with $250 million, married the stripper, bought a Gulfstream, and a 77,000-acre ranch (with a 14,000 ft mountain he re-named Mount Pai), making him (at the time) the second-largest landowner in Colorado.

Starting to think these people are retarded pic.twitter.com/owtIexbOXM

— Clown World ™ 🤡 (@ClownWorld_) May 3, 2024