I'm pushing 14s on my mistweaver and normally play during the day.

I join a 14 stonevault - the paladin tank runs up the hallway PULLS THE ENTIRE HALLWAY, 2 PACKS INSIDE OF THE BOSS ROOM (absolutely psycho) and then bubbles and drops threat on the mobs that were 30 yards away from him, we instantly wipe.

this guy is somehow 2950 IO (low for a 14 to be sure) and has no idea how bubble taunt works or that it only has a 15 yard range.

i sit there for 10 minutes trying to explain to him why he fricked up - he doesn't grasp it. we all leave. The trans player that happens to be streaming msgs me and keeps plugging their stream to me after.

late night keys are the wild west.

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Hmm, my dogs don't shit or puke on the floor unless they are sick. They don't ruin anything. They don't shed or make a mess. One of my guys is a bit of a barker, but he makes less noise than the neighbors motorcycle. It's fine for you to not like them but your reasons are stupid. (-22)

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At least they're useful, unlike cats. You have my upmarsey.Edit: Downmarsey me all you want lol. Whether you like it or not, dogs are far more useful than cats. (-30)

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Clearly you haven't met a dog that loves you unconditionally and is your best friend. Dogs are awesome (-36)

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I've owned dogs for most of my life. My family had rescue greyhounds & stray mutts. All wonderful, sweet, well-behaved animals. Dogs are a lot of responsibility, from training, proper socialization, regular bathing & general health care. Not everyone can handle that responsibility, and some are piss-poor at it. There are a LOT of people who should not own pets, dogs in particular, because they refuse to train them & care for them properly. That being said, I loved dogs up until my mid-30s, when I lived with roommates for a few years. They were pet hoarders & had snakes & cats that they barely cared for. I took on the responsibility of caring for the cats, but I was scared of the snakes. After one of the cats died, one roommate insisted on getting a beagle puppy.Living with that dog was absolutely terrible. They refused to train it, barely walked it, and I had to eat in my room to keep it away from me during meal time. It cried all the time, bayed constantly, shit & pissed everywher... (1)

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Sounds like you have a bad experience with bad owners?I'm not a dog person, but some of your claims aren't correct. I do have a dog though.They don't scream for no reason. Don't shit on the floor except when baby puppies learning to go outside. If a dog is pooping inside, that's a failure on the dog owner to train their dog properly. Same with jumping on people. Cats puke on the floor, not dogs. Barking pisses me off massively, a neighbour half a km away has yappy dogs that never shut up. My dog barks at cars going past which is his job, not many cars as it's country area on a dead end dirt road. Another neighbour has big dogs and I never hear them. Definitely prefer cats. Would never get another dog. (1)

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I wouldn't say I "hate" babies, because hatred is reserved for things I'm morally opposed to. I wish nothing but the best for all babies. I would never hurt a child. But if I went the rest of my life without meeting another baby, I'd be okay with that.My biggest problem is hygiene. It's crazy to me that people keep a little human who has no reservations about spitting up or having diaper accidents on the floor. And even if your baby is perfectly potty-trained, they still bring all sorts of outside germs with them. So you have to sanitize everything constantly or else risk having grime around your living space. Plus, the smell is a real and seemingly unavoidable consequence. Literally every house I've ever been in with more than one baby has it.They're also very loud. They cry and scream for no reason. It's like having a permanent toddler, if your toddler needed constant attention and could destroy your furniture. Someone walking by your house? Crying. Another baby? Crying. Sirens in... (1)

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I wanted to make a betting thread about it but I don't even know what the options would be since he can't be sentenced to prison and I can't imagine the court is allowed to be like you are fined for a gazillion dollars

Speculate wildly itt

why did you specifically have an issue with your driver being indian https://t.co/YXSozXoZ1Z pic.twitter.com/r5SepfdVPL

— ralph 🏳️‍🌈 (@TheRocketRalph) January 2, 2025

LOVE a b-word that doesn't back down

tho she did delete the tweet but it's understandable when your account is just posting selfies and shit and then you end up being harassed by a bunch of losers :<

anyway I'm starving and waiting for my frittata to finish cooking so I'm presenting these without any sparky comments, just imagine them yourself

ok but really ugly scrotes i can understand they're always butthurt but there's so many pickme foids calling her racist and supporting death threats against her family as if they secretly wouldn't have the same fear

Oh look the OP admitted it was bait. Who could have seen this coming pic.twitter.com/LWNGM6drUI

— Daniel Vega (@acyrologist) January 3, 2025

https://old.reddit.com/r/clevercomebacks/comments/1hso9zu/too_fricked_in_the_head_to_do_so/

Simply repost to another sub for comebacks

https://old.reddit.com/r/MurderedByWords/comments/1ht0f7w/too_fricked_in_the_head_to_do_so/

A thick fog is sweeping across the US with locals in multiple states reporting how a 'burning chemical-like smell' has blanketed their communities.

Concerned Americans have flooded social media with videos of what looks like white particles raining down and swirling in the air.

Some witnesses have also claimed the fog has triggered health symptoms similar to a respiratory illness.

A Florida resident told DailyMail.com that they stopped at a gas station for about 10 minutes and began feeling ill.

'Within about and hour, I kept sneezing over and over for about three hours, and my eyes were really puffy,' she said.

'I got very warm and I felt like I had a fever, and my stomach was cramping.'

Parts of Texas, Wisconsin, Iowa, Maryland, Virginia, West Virginia, Nebraska, Kansas, Oklahoma, North Dakota, Florida, and Minnesota were under fog alerts when the bizarre reports surfaced this week.

Similar experiences have also emerged from parts of Canada and the UK, sparking widespread concern.

Conspiracy theories are running rampant with people suggesting the fog could be a kind of chemical weapon or is related to the drones that mysteriously plagued the nation in December.

'Well weren't there drones that sprayed something? I seem to recall some videos of that somewhere... No idea of the validity though,' asked one X user.

A Texas woman shared on X that her dog has been 'acting strange' when it goes outside.

'[She] keeps smelling the air,' Sandra Jenkins Webb posted, adding that she was experiencing burning eyes, a mild cough, stomach aches and headaches.

Another woman in Kansas shared that there were 'massive amounts of chemtrails' over the area in a week, followed by a dense fog.

And a California resident shared on X Monday: 'Here in SoCal, unusual fog the last few days. Strange smells, but I've been noticing the smell for months now, burns my nose. Seems like an all-out assault from the skies the last few days.'

David Bamber, from St Petersburg, Florida, shared a TikTok video of himself walking through the dense fog.

He explained that fog typically dissipates later in the day, but the the current natural phenomenon lingers into all hours of the night.

'The weirdest part is the taste and smell,' said Bamber. 'It's smells like after you set off a bunch of fireworks and the taste of the air is toxic. It is super weird.'

However, the National Weather Service (NWS) issued a dense fog advisory for multiple states, suggesting there could be a scientific explanation behind the bizarre reports.

While the particles may seem unusual, fog is a visible aerosol consisting of tiny water droplets or ice crystals suspended in the air at or near the Earth's surface.

Shining a light in the fog makes these particles visible.

As for the 'chemical' smell people have described, the fog can absorb and trap polluted air near the Earth's surface, acting as a carrier for car exhaust, industrial emissions and other airborne chemicals.

Did anybody have poisonous fog on their 2025 bingo cards? 🤔

Apparently, there are some reports of people saying this fog smell smells like burning plastic!

pic.twitter.com/EakjxVbVdf

— Sarah Smith (@Defundmedianow) January 2, 2025

'When fog forms, sulfur oxides, nitrogen oxides, and other polluting gases are taken up or 'scavenged' by fog water droplets,' explained Rudolf Husar, a Washington University atmospheric scientist, in an article for NASA Earth Observatory.

What's more, smells become more potent in humid air because the water droplets trap the odor-causing molecules and allow them to linger for longer and remain concentrated.

This is not unusual for this time of year.

Fog forms when the temperature cools to the dew point, or the temperature at which air can become completely saturated with water.

Much of the fog currently hanging over the US is likely advection fog, which typically forms in winter when warm, moist air flows over colder land.

This is commonly seen over the southern or central US, where many affected states are located.

Some states, such as Minnesota, are also experiencing radiation fog that occurs in air with a high dew point.

It forms when the sky is clear, temperatures reach the dew point and winds are low enough to cause minimal atmospheric mixing.

While fog typically looks like a soupy gray mist, shining a light directly through it causes the light to scatter off of each individual water droplet that makes up the fog, reflecting that light back towards your eyes.

This makes each droplet appear as a small 'particle' within the beam of light, as is shown in many of the photos and videos recently shared online.

The 'chemical' smell associated with this recent fog is likely not coming from the fog itself, but rather from pollutants that were already present in the air when the fog formed.

The respiratory-illness-like symptoms people have been reporting can also be explained by natural fog.

Multiple studies have shown that fog can cause respiratory issues such as coughing, shortness of breath, chest pain, congestion and wheezing, especially in people with asthma.

That's because our lungs are are designed to inhale oxygen, not water. When we inhale the increased moisture content of the air, it can irritate the respiratory system and trigger uncomfortable symptoms.

Fog can be especially irritating when it is mixed with airborne pollutants, allergens or other particles.

Thus, this 'mystery' fog isn't so mysterious after all. People across the US are most likely experiencing a perfectly normal winter weather event, as there is no evidence to suggest otherwise at this time.

Case of a 19 year-old woman experiencing significant breast hypertrophy starting 1 week after receiving the Pfizer COVID-19 vaccine in September 2022.
"The patient initially reported tingling paresthesia in her breasts, followed by sudden bilateral growth which worsened after… pic.twitter.com/BqBm7r0J5X

— Dr John B. (@DrJohnB2) January 3, 2025

Happy new year everyone!

I was just informed today via text while I was at work that a girl at our NYE party, whom I've only met once before, told the host of the party that I touched her inappropriately.

I don't know what to do. No one believes her thankfully. Every room was really crowded and I was hovering over my friend in the computer room all night while he made music on his PC. We were never alone together at all.

This girl is very young. I don't know if she's gay or straight or what. I've never asked. I had maybe two conversations with her. - one of which was me asking her fricking pronouns because of course she's a Gender Special - She was dressed so scantily that I made it a point to stay away from her entirely other than that.

I'm just really hurt that I was targeted for this, seemingly at random. I don't know how I frick up with women this bad that I randomly get MeToo'd.

Unfortunately she's a relative of one of my good friends so she'll still be around. I've never flirted with her or done anything to indicate interest and she was a minor not too long ago as well. She really shouldn't have even been at the party at all.

Should I talk to her? Supervised of course. I just wanna know why she did this. How do I keep this from happening to me when it's women I don't even talk to or register doing this to me.

Tabbies are so magical

Have lovely evenings, everyone!

!animalposters !cats

🚨#BREAKING: A U.S. Army Soldier has been Arrested for Allegedly Hacking Trump and Kamala Harris’s Phones, Selling Confidential Phone Records Online
⁰📌#FortCavazos | #Texas

Cameron John Wagenius, a 20-year-old U.S. Army soldier, has been arrested for allegedly participating… pic.twitter.com/YfM3Eec8V0

— R A W S A L E R T S (@rawsalerts) January 3, 2025

Murthy argues in his advisory, noting alcohol consumption is to blame for nearly one million preventable cancer cases in the U.S. over the last decade. About 20,000 people die every year from those alcohol-related cancer cases

They expect people who are drinking enough to get cancer from it to be so into the health food craze to be scared of that? You could eat like 2 fewer hot pockets per year and it would do as much good. Most of these people probably smoke, which is where you've actively made a decision that you're okay with getting cancer.

The hypocrisy of this is just astounding. We put warning labels on alcohol products about stuff that everyone knows (you might actually be worse at driving! ) but for some reason reason out of all food and drink, booze has an exception for nutritional information. Why? When did this start? What possible justification is there for this? Why in the frick would you print any kind of warning on it if you won't even just tell women it's going to make them fat? Why do we go through this charade of pretending the government in Elliot Ness when there's tax incentives for the wine industry, the beer industry, the weed industry, the mushroom industry. Extreme taxes on the tobacco industry because I guess they were actually the ones really hurting people.

The Surgeon General's office has not replied to MNN's request for comments.

Also BTW am I literally the first fricking person in America who ever noticed this? I have never in my entire life ever heard anyone notice that alcohol makes your product less regulated.

!boozers !noalcohol

🚨#BREAKING: Dozens of emergency crews are on the scene after Multiple people have been shot
⁰📌#Washington | #DC

Dozens of emergency crews and personnel are currently on the scene in Washington, D.C., following a shooting incident that has left 4-5 people injured. Officials… pic.twitter.com/THAjRTJNXZ

— R A W S A L E R T S (@rawsalerts) January 4, 2025

Carp betting thread when?

the dejenerate podcast - singing 21:18

He started saying thing as "ting" like he's a Jamaican from Toronto. I have no idea why, but he does this multiple times in the video and it sticks out a lot.

• Jinxthinker has found a good predator hunting video on facebook, but they shouldn't call libertarians predators because it sounds too cool. He examines the countenance of the libertarian; this is apparently a well known libertarian who never gets arrested and sounds like a b-word.

• 1:45 He watched a good episode of American Dad recently possibly via his sister's Amazon Prime.

• 2:10 before he finishes the story he gets distracted by the libertarian hunter video

• 2:40 He deduces that the libertarian is likely married to a woman because woman are attracted to libertarians these days.

• 3:00 All criminals are right wing. Jinxthinker is bougie & American Dad is a bougie TV show- it's very deep. We don't talk about The Cleveland Show

• 3:50 One of the Jinxsisters spoiled Squid Game for him so he's not finishing it. Someone on Facebook called a trans woman a man, and apparently the on Squid Game gets killed after a bee lands on him.

• 4:40 Jinxthinker wants to do some singing now. Starts a song, takes a sip, and coughs before singing.

• 6:10 Jinxthinker wants to buy Stellaris. Continues singing intermittantly

• 7:00 He had an acceptable masturbation experience yesterday

• 7:35 Jinxthinker would slit a person's throat for a McDonalds cheeseburger.

• 8:00 He discusses candy and Monsters he would like and shows some packages/cans to the camera.

• 9:00 He buys Monsters 4 at a time and drinks 2/day. He also drank all his coffee.

• 9:35 Rome(?) isn't as nice as vodka or whiskey

• 10:00 Starts singing again.

• 11:00 He will go to the shop at 8am. Talks about how America had some slavery in the 1600s to toughen up the negros and make them more badass; compares chattel slavery to hazing. There was no racist slavery until Thomas Jefferson, Washington, and Franklin.

• 12:10 "Let's get some black people over here. We need to get them into the world economy and tings". Talks about "Kobe Thingymebob with the basketball"

• 12:30 Jefferson and his homies were the ones that got into racism. Trump and Biden are the same negro.

• 13:30 Allah is actually a moon god. He knows this because some people did the research and such

• 14:00 The thing about Squid Game is everyone consented so it's fine.

• 14:20 Jinxthinker would like to form a separate leper colony of those who were molested. He wouldn't want to like a girl and find out she was molested because that would gross him out because he's not a libertarian.

• 14:40 He saw an adult playing with childrens toys on Instagram. Likely a libertarian.

• 15:00 Racism didn't exist prior to the Jeffersons and Ben Franklins of the world existed.

• 15:30 His chocolate is gone except for some shit with hazelnuts(?)

• 16:20 America is fricked because it's an Islamist country. He starts singing before he finishes this thought.

• 17:30 Bush, Cheney, Tony Blair are all Islamists. So is South Korea.

• 18:00 He's going to explain he Protestant, puritan to Islamist pipeline, but immediately starts talking about Catholics.

• 18:50 Bush did 9/11 so they could build a Mosque there. Rants about jobs and concludes that Steve Jobs created Apple.

• 19:50 Let's do one more singing "the Apple don't fall far from the tree" right after talking about Steve Apple. He randomly interjects "do you think I should get an iPhone?"

• 20:35 He had fish fingers and a sandwich for dinner. Now all his bread is gone. He needs to acquire bread and meat. He wants beef.

!jinxthinkers Do you think it was okay to haze black people with a little slavery if the goal was to make them more badass?

I am not claiming that this is a good song but it's the ultimate '90s nostalgia song. Reminds me of tuning into the radio on the way to school.

#just90sKids

This week, our CEO sat down for his first interview since launch with journ*list Taylor Lorenz pic.twitter.com/gSdTWBCJKj

— Enron (@Enron) December 23, 2024

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— Enron (@Enron) December 2, 2024

tldr: Tay tay interviewed the CEO of Enron, but it's apparently a parody

!cuteandinvalid !lgbt

Honest and legitimate request for feedback for once:

The new game I'm passionately working on is currently set to be a traditional roguelike (i.e. ADOM, nethack, etc) mixed with a tile based first person dungeon crawler (ie Legend of Grimrock (esp 2), Eye of the Beholder)

But…

— notch (@notch) January 1, 2025

Stock up on 50-star flags before they're vintage!

If you're at all familiar with Bernie Sanders, you'd know that despite being a self-declared socialist, he has some takes that are outright right wing (he generally opposes gun control) and other takes that are so far left it defies typical American left/right balance; he's always opposed things like NAFTA or increased immigration and especially H1-B due it's benefits for Indians because the man has consistent beliefs - power to the worker's no matter what. BECAUSE HE'S THE FRICKING GOAT

With Musk shilling for Indians and Trump bending the knee to Musk, Bernie has reminded people that he hates Sexy Indian dudes and called Elon Musk a cute twink (more or less, don't bother reading the letter that's what he says)

Elon Musk is wrong.

The main function of the H-1B visa program is not to hire “the best and the brightest,” but rather to replace good-paying American jobs with low-wage indentured servants from abroad.

The cheaper the labor they hire, the more money the billionaires make. pic.twitter.com/Mwz7i9TcSM

— Bernie Sanders (@SenSanders) January 2, 2025

Libbers are NOT happy (chuds are either going "wha? Based bernie? wha?" because they're drooling r-slurs or seething that Daddy Elon is being argued with)

(Bernie's Jewish)

I hope "Kevin Levy" dies painfully, and soon.

That's not what the Horseshoe is about!!!

Now you have to love him Chuds

i dont think he really said that

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CUPW members just keep in mind it's not our place to publicly discuss mail operations and potentially dox ourselves for other people's curiosity. Also that posting photos from inside plants is an actionable offense from management. (81)

So what I'm hearing is "Nobody snitch so we can keep doing what we're doing" (-36)

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All 65,000 Canada Post employees across 4 unions and all levels of management are keeping the plan secret, specifically from you. (44)

I already knew that... there's a lot of little things they keep secret, like the number of union workers that actually voted for, or against, going on strike.Oh well. (-33)

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As far as I could tell from what was discussed openly on television. The management is very bad , makes poor decisions, poor cost control and unfortunately unprofitable. The union , is unrealistic on wages , pensions, time off and a host of other things . Sounds like as a country, we are being fleeced from both sides . (-8)

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Harassing employees will not be tolerated. This includes slandering, belittling, abusive language, or insulting remarks.Keep it up. Your posting history shows that you're heading towards a total ban. (1)

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I mean yeah sort of. What reason do you have for still doing mail billing? It's a thing you have to special request nowadays and for banking and shit you have to actually pay them money to do it. I tried to ask Alectra for a mail bill for proof of address and they said I had to jump through all these mad hoops and I think it costs $10 extra a month or some shit? Like there is no reason to continue to receive bills via mail unless you have some kind of very strange extenuating circumstances or you refuse to use modern technology. (2)

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