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How will the courts stump the trump? [GOOMBLE THREAD :marseyladybugcapitalist:]

Trump will be sentenced on the 10th.

He's guilty of 34 counts of falsifying business records. Those are class E nonviolent felonies in :marseyflagnythumbsup: which carry a maximum penalty of 4 years in jail.

So make your bets:

Drumpf will be sentenced to jail time. Lock him up! - 3 bets (cost of entry: 200 coins or marseybux)

No jail time, but total fines in excess of two million dollars. - 27 bets (cost of entry: 200 coins or marseybux)

Probation (since he's a first time offender) - 6 bets (cost of entry: 200 coins or marseybux)

Some other slap on the wrist, like a chump change fine or something, idk. - 48 bets (cost of entry: 200 coins or marseybux)

Death penalty! Off with his head! Death death DEATH :marseyraging: - 1 bets (cost of entry: 200 coins or marseybux)


!bets !project2025

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A Black Woman is crowd surfing. Listen and Learn

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:siren: Trump Tower Tesla Truck driver's manifesto :marseyinsane:

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/soldier-died-cybertruck-motive-criticizing-government-rcna186182


!nooticers !chuds

https://i.rdrama.net/images/173594118352Z1S20Cygc2sQ.webp

BREAKING: @ShawnRyan762 just dropped an "emergency" Matt Livelsberger episode, allegedly posting an email "manifesto" from the Green Beret behind the Tesla Cybertruck explosion at the Trump Hotel.

In an email dated December 31, 2024, Livelsberger claims that the East Coast drones are of Chinese origin and use "gravitic propulsion systems" that only the U.S. and China know about.

He also claims, "I've been followed for over a week now from likely homeland or FBI, and they are looking to move on me and are unlikely to let me cross into Mexico because I am armed and I have a massive VBIED (Vehicle Born Improvised Explosive Device)."

Livelsberger doesn't stop there; he accuses the U.S. of war crimes during airstrikes in Afghanistan's Numruz province in 2019, claiming 65 buildings were hit, leading to hundreds of civilian deaths in one day, covered up by the administration, DoD, DEA, and CIA.

He claims, "I conducted targeting for strikes on over 125 buildings."

According to his LinkedIn profile, Livelsberger was a Green Beret with expertise in Remote Autonomous and Unmanned Aircraft Systems.

The episode features Sam Shoemate (@samosaur), who tweeted on New Year's Eve, "My inbox was especially eventful today. Allegations of war crimes, government anti gravity technology, and fears about being tracked and watched by the feds."

This story was already nuts. Now, it's just getting weirder.

What the heck is going on?

The full 1-hour episode of the @ShawnRyanShow:

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Glass jaw gets punched in the face and goes down like the baby he is.

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I'm sick as heck, please recommend your favourite trash-tier brainlet escapist nonsense

Hello. My body has rebelled against me and has decided to expel all fluids from its borders. I'm sore, miserable, and growing dumber by the second.

Since I'm dying, I'm obviously going to spend my last few days reading about what it would be like to be a space ninja who gets all the chicks. I really don't want to read anything that challenges me in any way. Even TV is too hard right now.

Please give me your recommendations for your guilty pleasures, anything fun and dumb. It can be fluffy slice of life. It can be self-insert fanfiction. It can be unapologetic power fantasy. I just want to be distracted and not think.

Thank you.

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Feminist Poljak

A woman (Ukrainian) didn't liked how this guy was parking his car so she decided to use pepper spray on him, but he was a feminist.

Then she didn't liked his response and tried to sue him but police told that he would counter sue her because apparently that pepper spray ain't entirely legal

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"Adrian Dittmann" streams fortnite with ConnorEatsPants

I genuinely can't follow Musk's train of thought with agreeing to do this

:soycry: "NAME THREE WOMEN"

:marseygigaretard: "Why"

Making fun of Musk for this "fan account" thing :marseyxd:

"Everyone's making fun of you"

And then just outright calls Musk an r-slur

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