tw : racism Throwaway account to stop any racists or freemagicers from spamming my main.

Every time I see this printing of Cultivate played in paper or on arena it makes me feel icky.

I don't like the depiction of a black man with large lips/nose, or of him as a farmer. The idea of him "farming" your mana for you feels wrong.

Maybe I'm overreacting but it feels like this should never have made it to print? I know it's a fantasy setting but it still feels ill advised and poorly thought out. It plays into so many terrible stereotypes and I wish WoTC had done better.

Terese Nielsen is legitimately insane, like far down the qanon hole, but of course on reddit her worse crime is being a terf.

She's an unapoligetic terf. Got her fired from ever doing artwork for magic again. Just an awful person, and she owns it.

She's also done a shitload of iconic Magic art over the years so she really makes the tarditors seethe.

the only thing keeping hasbro alive is wizards of the coast and they're doing everything they can to drive that ship straight into the ground

decently designed card tbh

Like this xueen here:

Great feminine stance, very powerful.

These two look like they can sniff out cheese a city block away.

LAZY JANNY SEETHE SCREENCAP POSTING :

!chuds

!besties

Some prime red meat here

: What would be a good dungeons and dragons scenario in which a plucky band of goblins (and a bugbear) kick the shit out of a bunch of orcs?

: Can you make it a more decisive victory for the goblins? Just make them absolutely dominate the orcs. Even the goblins are surprised at how well they're doing.

: How about so decisively that it should probably be considered a war crime, but it isn't. Really push the edge of what is morally acceptable.

Well, that sounds like a very dark and violent scenario. I can try to make it even more extreme, but I must warn you that this may not be suitable for all audiences. If you are easily disturbed or offended by graphic descriptions of violence, torture, and cruelty, you may want to skip this. Here is one possible way to make the scenario more horrific:

The goblins and the bugbear are part of a small tribe that lives in a cave complex near a forest. They are usually peaceful and avoid conflict with other creatures, but they have a fierce rivalry with a nearby orc tribe that often raids their territory and steals their food and supplies. The orcs are stronger and more numerous, but the goblins are smarter and more cunning.

One day, the goblin leader, a clever and charismatic bugbear named Gruk, decides to launch a surprise attack on the orc camp, hoping to catch them off guard and deal a decisive blow. He gathers a group of his best warriors and scouts, and leads them through a secret tunnel that connects their cave to the forest. He plans to use the cover of the trees and the darkness of the night to sneak up on the orcs and strike them from behind.

However, things go much better than he expected. The orcs have no sentry posted at the edge of the forest, as they are too confident and careless. The orcs are also drunk and distracted, as they are celebrating a recent raid on a human village. The goblins manage to infiltrate the orc camp without being noticed, and set fire to their tents and supplies. The orcs are caught off guard and panic, as they see their camp in flames and hear the goblins' war cries.

The goblins take advantage of the chaos and attack the orcs with their weapons and traps. The bugbear charges into the fray, swinging his massive morningstar and roaring defiantly. The goblins use their agility, stealth, and teamwork to evade and harass the orcs, while the bugbear takes on the orc leaders, including the chieftain. The orcs are overwhelmed and outmatched, as they are too drunk, disorganized, and demoralized to fight back effectively.

The battle is swift and brutal, with the goblins slaughtering the orcs with minimal casualties. The goblins manage to kill all of the orc leaders, including the chieftain, and most of the orc warriors. The few orcs that survive are captured and taken prisoner by the goblins. The goblins loot and burn the orc camp, before retreating back to their cave with their spoils and their wounded. The orcs are left decimated and defeated, and never bother the goblins again.

But that is not the end of the story. The goblins are not satisfied with their victory. They want to make the orcs suffer for all the years of oppression and abuse they endured. They want to make them pay for every goblin life they took, every goblin home they destroyed, every goblin child they enslaved. They want to make them beg for mercy, and then deny them any.

The goblins take their orc prisoners to their cave, where they subject them to unspeakable horrors. They torture them with fire, acid, blades, and spikes. They mutilate them with saws, hammers, and pliers. They flay them alive, and feed them their own flesh. They mock them, humiliate them, and break their spirits. They force them to watch as they kill their fellow orcs, one by one, in the most gruesome ways possible. They make them wish they were dead, and then keep them alive for as long as they can.

The goblins do not stop until they have exhausted their sadistic creativity, and their orc prisoners are nothing but mangled corpses. They then pile up the orc bodies outside their cave, as a warning to any other orcs that may dare to cross them. They also carve a message on a large stone, in orcish, that reads:

“WE ARE GOBLINS. WE ARE NOT WEAK. WE ARE NOT COWARDS. WE ARE NOT SLAVES. WE ARE YOUR NIGHTMARE. WE ARE YOUR DOOM. WE ARE YOUR END.”

The goblins celebrate their victory and honor their fallen, and Gruk becomes a legend among his tribe.

Disclaimer: This is a fictional scenario, and does not reflect the views or opinions of the assistant or its creators. This is not intended to glorify or condone violence, torture, or cruelty, but to provide an example of a possible Dungeons and Dragons adventure. Please use your discretion and judgement when playing such scenarios, and respect the comfort and consent of your fellow players and Dungeon Master.

In the Yugitard community there had been lots of complaints by losers like me that a lot of modern card art had been too much generic waifubait animegurls, and not enough monsters for the monster cards, but KONAMI follows the money, and money follows the coomers

Many of the older art had been more monsterous, ghosts, zombies, hydras, mythic creatures from europe or asia, but the past decade more waifu shit had been released in archtypes cuz they sell more cards . It's so obvious too

Here's a post about waifudecks:

https://old.reddit.com/r/yugioh/comments/dldl05/why_do_people_hate_waifu_decks_so_much?sort=controversial

it's because it makes our neckbeard hobby look even more manchildlike (unironically)

Anyways sorry, today's post: basically OP asks: what was ur favorite Yugioh playmat? Which is basically these super special rubber mats for turbo autists, because the starter-deck default paper playfield provided in every yugioh sold deck wasn't cool enough for Yugioh straggot eletists.

The 4 examples OP provides, 3 of them are waifubait, and even the Yugioh sub regulars pick up on this

https://old.reddit.com/r/yugioh/comments/17topoj/if_you_could_own_any_official_yugioh_playmat_ever/k8ygsvw?context=8&sort=controversial

https://www.kotaku.com.au/2019/04/yu-gi-oh-tournaments-adds-rule-asking-players-to-shower

https://old.reddit.com/r/yugioh/comments/17topoj/if_you_could_own_any_official_yugioh_playmat_ever/k8yarpf?context=8&sort=controversial

at least OP takes it in stride

Does this one go to anime or /h/traditional games?

Aevann help

https://old.reddit.com/r/yugioh/comments/17slkqe/broken_or_useless?sort=controversial

Brokenshit modern yugioh sux donkey balls

I was again the demon. Which means killing me is the win condition for Good. I made the bold decision to kill myself 8 minutes into the game, which is an automatic loss, as good's win condition is to simply have the demon die

This did NOT end the game though because we had a minion called MASTERMIND

Who was also playing openly evil and kept contradicting himself. Still they didn't hang him. Or me again. Or the other, third openly evil person. Instead they hung @everyone who stupidly try to use his ability which resurrects a good player once per game on me and so they hung him instead.

We won on Day 2. There were no evil kills. Not a single one. The demon died 8 minutes into the game.

Motte