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Bard spotting on Bluesky 02 April 2025 :marseyrandom:

Here we spot wild Bardfinn Bluesky activities.

Be valid and ping ! bardfinn for something worthwhile or create a new thread.

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Apparently Lego isn't openly worshiping buttsex this year and Redditors are very upset

					
					
					
	

				
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I, @goldmemer, enjoy big black peepeees in and around my mouth
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A professional female bodybuilder decides to start farming Reddit, let's see how she's doing

					
					

/u/Gymgirlalias is a successful female bodybuilder - a bikini pro division winner. Six days ago ago she switched from posting generic cat GIFs to start trying to gain a following. It's a good study in how to succeed (or not) on Reddit.

Her first post got 3200 upmarseys on /r/exercise - a good start but also wtf is /r/exercise? It looks like an unmoderated generic catch-all fitness sub. The subreddit description is female-keyed:

A friendly and uplifting community focused on Mind, Body, & Spirit Exercises, RESEARCH, NEWS, and helpful/motivating information and videos. Exercise has numerous benefits associated with it aside from physically looking and feeling better. Exercise is known to enhance cognitive abilities, mood, and is closely tied to better mind and body health and function overall. KEEP IT POSITIVE OR GET BANNED.

POSTING RULES

PLEASE READ BEFORE SUBMITTING COMMENTS!!! 😊 This is a FRIENDLY, exercise focused community. Be courteous and helpful to others in their journey. β—‰ No negative comments will be tolerated. β—‰ DO NOT ASK FOR HEALTH ADVICE. β—‰ NO MEDICAL CONDITIONS OR REFERENCE TO PHARMA AT ALL. β—‰ No medical, injury, or pain related posts** (try /r/AskDocs or see a professional)

https://old.reddit.com/r/Exercise/comments/1jgom7u/5_kgs_down_0_carbs_weights_3x_a_week_paired_with/

A good start to her karma career, but she doesn't answer the top comments asking what drugs she's on.


Next she starts flooding other low-moderation fitness subreddits

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1743157668zW94zFGI16OZvQ.webp

A good start so far, but she must have known that she'd need to make the step up to the big boy fitness subreddits sometime. And that's where it started to derail.


She gets told off on /r/Exercise for spamming, gets 0 upmarseys and 0 comments on /r/bodybuilding (ouch) and otherwise sticks to shitty subs, which is where I first saw her on /r/gym.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1743157668ZJab4gcBopUHgA.webp

Her /r/gym posting is bizarre because she's posting content that's not particularly sexy while asking for form checks on exercises that no one ever asks for form checks in (bicep curls and flyes). She's also a bikini pro so why the frick is she asking /r/gym?

The /r/gym jannies don't even have to do much cleanup, although they do lock the threads to keep everyone safe, thanks /r/gym jannies.

https://old.reddit.com/r/GYM/comments/1jjukki/is_my_bicep_curl_form_overly_strict/

https://old.reddit.com/r/GYM/comments/1jlge8j/really_trying_to_crack_down_on_form_at_the_minute/


She's currently just sexposting for 33 upmarseys on /r/HottestAbs, where will she go from here?

https://old.reddit.com/r/HottestAbs/comments/1jkk8t7/finally_abs_without_tensing/

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Imagine not posting all day so the person who has you can't find you and gets all sad

Couldn't be me

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[Niche 10 year old drama] Video of Opie and Jim Norton on air fight released

THIS THREAD IS ONLY FOR MEMBERS OF !opieandanthony

NOBODY UNDER THE AGE OF 30 ALLOWED :marseyboomer:

Remember ten fricking years ago when two middle aged men sniffed and bickered on air for an hour, litigating all their grievances with the death of the Opie and Anthony show?

Probably in part due to a recent spat the Opster has had with Erik Nagel over rights to the show archives, the video from this confrontation has been released, allowing you to watch the two middle aged men sniff and fidget and glare at each other in full HD as the pre-wall Esther Ku awkwardly cowers in the corner, having started all of this with an offhand comment.

If you are unfamiliar with the Opie and Anthony show and for some reason still want to watch this, I will try to give the bullet points:

  • Radio show exists with Greggg "Opie" Hughes, Anthony "BIPOCstomper88" Cumia, and Jim ":marseytrain: Chaser" Norton

  • Anthony Cumia gets drunk on July 4th, takes photos of random womens asses, and gets slapped to shit by a black prostitute he photographed. Goes on Twitter to drunkenly seethe for several posts about the incident and how much he hates black people.

  • Gawker articles about his rants come out and Anthony is fired, his spergout ending a 20 year radio legacy.

  • Show is left with Gregggg Opie Hughes and Jim Norton. Opie was always the least talented in on air banter. The show fricking sucks.

  • Tensions arise as more details come out, Opie and Anthony start to take shots at each other. Norton is closer to Anthony and in a hostage situation. Opie is trolled to be point of mental breakdown by fans mostly on /r/opieandanthony

  • This video happens.

  • The show ends some time later for mostly unrelated reasons. Anthony is revealed to have had s*x with a pre-op transexual named Sue Lightning and throws a drunken meltdown on reddit over it. Anthony is later arrested for another alcohol related domestic incident in which he bit some skank he was dating. Opie is fired for filming an obese man pooping and seethes about it for the rest of his life. Jim Norton goes onto another show which sucks even worse, then marries a shemale dominatrix. That's about the gist of it.

If you choose to follow this drama and at any point find yourself watching a panel of fat Gen Xers on a show called "Who Are These Podcasts?", you are in too deep and need to abandon ship.

Here is a picture of Esther Ku

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1743525350GoBsVr6uimni5w.webp

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Blackpool doctor not struck off by panel over 'one-off' r*pe

					
					

!male feminists when visiting bongland, don't forget to ask customs for your free r*pe voucher :marseymoreyouknow:

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Idk if you've been paying attention but the default subreddits have basically melted into a formless mass.

https://old.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/1jno3sv/both_are_absurd_and_both_should_have_been_purely/

This meme literally doesn't even fit into the format. Literally a not sequitur, like a shitlib tweet with the meme format tacked on like an afterthought. Not to mention it's like 4 months late. Literal brainworms. All of /r/popular is like this. Its been 2 months, they've gotta get sick of it eventually right?

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Time to come out

Folks I finally feel safe enough to tell you how I am

Since the first time I can remember, I've always felt different, and I think you've all picked up on this

I've recently come to understand myself better, and hope you can support me not just as a poster, but as a lover of anal wolf vore

Thank you.

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GOOMBLE :marseyladybugcapitalist: Will ergodan be kill? :parrotturkeygenocide:

Context:

Tens of thousands of protesters have taken part in demonstrations across Turkey after the main rival to the country's President Recep Tayyip Erdogan was formally arrested and charged with corruption.


Will anything happen to Erdogan as a result of these Protests? (On or before July 15th.)

ergodan will be kill :rip: :marseylibations: - 1,600 total betted

He will survive but be forced to flee the country - 3,000 total betted

he will otherwise lose power via resignation, coup, etc - 5,670 total betted

nothing ever happens - 56,735 total betted

@Bussy-boy will be put in charge of TΓΌrkiye and will change the name to BΓΌssiye - 400 total betted


!bets !goomble !goombling !goomblers !asians (technically)

July 15th is the deadline because that's the anti-coup holiday in TΓΌrkiye. Please only post pro-Erdogan sentiment in the comments, God Bless.

Closed.

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https://old.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/1jmk421/guy_gets_turned_down_asking_for_number_and_freaks/mkcbrl9/?context=8

/r/CrazyFrickingVideos jannies locked the thread and the comments siding with the Buck are massively downdooted, proof that reddit is a Far-Right racist website! :marseyblm:

https://old.reddit.com/r/CrazyFrickingVideos/comments/1jms2fn/guy_gets_turned_down_asking_for_number_and_freaks/

!chuds !moidmoment !bipocs !BIPOCs !builtfor !BBC


					
					

By the end of the year they will deploy AI to determine who earnestly updooted the McDonalds posts and send them to death by firing square for high treason against the American republic

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UPDATE: KALLOCAINADDICT BANNED MY FAVORITE REDDIT ACCOUNT :marseyreportmaxxer3:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1743470158VWxdqkFF8BtORQ.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1743470158P658o5vXgplB1w.webp

He couldn't let it go that his bussy is stanky.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1743470159cdjLTRSWWkQIFg.webp

"Feelingthesametoday" is from a good peak edgekino KMFDM song and now it's gone :marseylibations:

Kallocain,

I obviously know you lurk here. I feel bad making fun of you because you genuinely take this stuff so seriously. You are very very fit to be a reddit moderator, but not that of any RSP subreddit. Buddy please go outside, I don't mean it in a snarky way I mean that you legit need to get off the internet. Catch up with Mr. and Mrs. Kallocain. Go out and get some BIPOC bitties.

On another note, I'm stuck in the Oakland airport for the second hour now and I want to leave :marseygunshotsuicide:

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6th grade Tard student mogs Teachercel. So what if I can't read? I'll just use my free designated reading adult to do it for me!

					
					

My 6th grade student who cannot read past a 1st grade level tested in the 30th percentile…

Naturally we started to think "oh, so maybe she just knows she'll get the extra help so she really doesn't have to do much". So I started telling her "I saw your reading scores and I know you can spell "where" without my help".

Turns out on her reading test……SHE HAD A READER. Someone READ the READING test to her as an accommodation! What the heck.

Edit: to add she is NOT dyslexic. If she gets one on one help she can spell any word and identify all letters correctly without an issue. The main problem is she is in all gen ed classes with an IEP with no other support. It's up to us to figure out her to give her the attention she needs while also serving 30 other students

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1743297914Q2hNBG5CNiNiYQ.webp

>also like TFW a kid needs a crutch so you like just shove him in a wheelchair and let his legs atrophy because it makes test scores look not as bad

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1743297915aSSTSt6EjV6Jrw.webp

Surely the very smart and competent education system would never do literally anything r-slurred like this!!! There must be a non admin/teacher to blame!!! but go off i guess

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1743297915DgnWOZ5Td8Dfmw.webp

um Counterpoint: Im r-slurred and now I have advanced worthless degrees in how we can make the education system worse!!!

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1743297915hxnkYbkYgupOiA.webp

Always remember: tests are not meant to measure ability, they are made to be passed, therefore literally anything that makes number go up = good PERIODT

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1743297915tIu6SYVlzoJTeg.webp

Person points out IEPs are often r-slurred, and Mr, and Selective-Rainman disease (totally real, btw, and also hes very smart totally) is ready to scold

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17432979152Wvi6oNMtaDPEw.webp

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Dude you can totally hear the ocean if you put your ear on the ground :marseygiggle:
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:marppy: Drama Report: 2025-03-30 :marseyminer:

Top Drama

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”˜AIO Over this 'notice' my aunt's boyfriend gave me/r/AmIOverreacting (2M)60%14349
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Introducing your wife as "my beautiful wife" is weird/r/unpopularopinion (5M)56%2503
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜14th Amendment anyone?/r/ProfessorMemeology (8K)57%2029
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜If you doubt me, just read the comments for a few moments./r/ProfessorMemeology (8K)55%1422
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Same people would criticize you for calling AI Art/r/ChatGPT (10M)61%1352
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜My sister is in her transition journey and I want to have some baby.../r/PhotoshopRequest (2M)57%1153
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Why do Americans tolerate Nazis and other hate groups that threaten.../r/AskUS (3K)53%923
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜WW3 please >:(/r/ProfessorMemeology (8K)62%800
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Facism in the US./r/AskUS (3K)50%524
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Who is the best director of all-time?/r/moviecritic (550K)53%507

Relative Drama (takes into account the size of the subreddit)

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ”˜Why do Americans tolerate Nazis and other hate groups that threaten.../r/AskUS (3K)53%923
πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ”˜Facism in the US./r/AskUS (3K)50%524
πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ”˜14th Amendment anyone?/r/ProfessorMemeology (8K)57%2029
πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ”˜If you doubt me, just read the comments for a few moments./r/ProfessorMemeology (8K)55%1422
πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜WW3 please >:(/r/ProfessorMemeology (8K)62%800
πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Jon Moxley might be the most overhated wrestler of all time/r/WredditJuice (2K)49%73
πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Truth Bomb/r/FedJerk (7K)61%336
πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Democrats favourite clownshow/r/ProfessorMemeology (8K)46%286
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Trump supporters in the comments every time I post a tariff meme/r/ProfessorMemeology (8K)47%124
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Write Xander off/r/BuffyTheVampireSlayer (13K)50%137

:marppy: autodrama: returning jobs to dramneurodivergents. :marseycapitalistmanlet: Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion :marseyjamming:

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'American Dad!' Poised To Return To Fox For Season 20 & Beyond

It looked like it was cancelled because TBS was dropping it but it's now been renewed and returning to Fox indefinitely!!

I really get a kick out of the "It's Roger" joke :#marseyemojilaugh:

Bravo Seth

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1743385761iAnSoI_1QLDitw.webp

I also just learned about the Ted TV show. Downloading rn. https://media.tenor.com/a6mjBRqCOC4AAAAx/ted-yay.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1743385761teEP1wqsAfFsvQ.webp

!kino !familyman discuss

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Frick off we're full !antibharatiya !indianmoment !cuteandinvalid

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1743428800wICILLkGjG8_Gw.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17434288003gBUnprSE-ROLg.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1743428743tn6Vl02G5OlR3w.webp

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you will never be happy

!Meowr !fakecels !g*mers

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BIPOC

lolol BIPOC

:marseym#erchant:

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Most Dramatic Comments

Just bunk. I have read the memoirs of those who were with Hitler in the bunker, before, during, and after his suicide, and attempt to burn the body. He died on 30 April 1945. The day previous, 29 April, he executed a last will and testament that named Karl Doenitz as head of s... (+5/-13)

There are many eyewitnesses in Argentina that have said they knew Hitler after he escaped. Lived there and died in his early 70's. Josh Gates and Abel Basti went to his alleged home that townsfolk from back then said he lived at, it's a bit of a remote location. Josh and Abel fou... (+6/-3)


Which means you don't know either (+7/-2)

You missed the point where I read the memoirs of the witnesses. And the testimony of Albert Speer, who attempted a week beforehand to have Hitler escape by airplane (he refused). And the directive by Hitler designating Admiral Doenitz as head of state the day before his suicide... (+3/-3)


Not debating the validity of the rumors/claims made in video, just answering a question you asked. It's not really an "emotional need" that needs satisfying but a quest to find the actual truths that have been hidden from the world. Revealing information that has been... (+8/-2)

No reason to think the truth about Hitler has been hidden. That is a contrived rationale. What you may not like is the fact that the Soviets captured Berlin and were not forthcoming about anything. The West had plenty of testimony, and documentary evidence he was still calling... (+3/-3)


Apology accepted. However, as to your admonishment at the end... who accused who of being a Hitler fan before I called you a douche bag? (+2/-1)

Nobody accused me of being a Hitler fan. That would be quite humorous. (+1/-1)


U know this Melie guy is really starting to piss me off. The jews are now going to exterminate anyone who depends from those people. It's not their fault. They see innocent ppl as a problem. I expect mass casualty events in Argentina very soon should this be revealed (+5/-9)



:marseysnappy: 'autodrama' for scored (thanks HeyMoon). Ping @GatanKot about bugs or ideas :marseyagree:

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