I'm a double-thumbsup kinda guy in real life and there isn't a marsey that can adequately convey my double-thumbsupedness.

I intend to do a lot of double-thumbsupening in the near future so it's very urgent.

And it's gotta be grinning. I gotta have a grin. It cannot work without a grin you guys.

Also no winking, cause I don't wink and thumbsup at the same time, that kind of nonsense is for sexual deviants.

!marseyartists

edit: @TournamentFishing got the 2k

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It's not very challenging to calculate a 20% tip. (-17)

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If you can't tip more than $5 on a $100, eat at home. $5 doesn't get you anywhere these days. (-10)

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The server has to pay taxes on what you DIDN'T tip, butthole! (-15)

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I never said you/anyone has to be generous. Tips are OPTIONAL. People can choose to not be generous (for whatever reason/s) or be generous. If someone can't afford it, then they can't. If they just financially stingy, then that's okay too. I'm sure you would reject a decent tip if someone wants to tip you for something regardless of what it is, riiiiiight????It's not bad to leave a nice tip and to be financially nice to servers who deserve it and go the extra mile. Or anyone for that matter. Could be someone crying in grocery check out line because they don't have enough for food because some unexpected charge came through. Letting someone with 2 items get in front of your full butt cart (assuming they don't ask in a I owe you a cut type of way ), then offer the cut if time permits. Could be some old man/woman trying to put something heavy in their cart at Home Depot and offering to help them. Even something as simple as letting that car with their blinker on well ahead of time ge... (1)

The only time I ever chased after a guest about a, is when they left with both copies of the chit (receipt) or forgot to sign. When I was waiting tables full-time, about 8ish years ago, we would just talk shit behind the guests back, remember then, and give then the worst server in the worst section next time.Waiting tables is a sales job - it's a numbers game. Sometimes you get no tip, sometimes you get an shitty tip, sometimes you get an okay tip, and sometimes you get a big tip. (1)

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Some of these comments have me getting closer and closer to tipping no one ever. I'm not sure why servers get pissy about people not tipping what the server assumes they deserve. Get pissed at yourself for not getting a better job, get pissed at the person who owns the restaurant who won't end tip wage and pay you more. (14)

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I don't care if this gets downvoted, but most of you non tippers have no business sitting down in a restaurant and expecting someone to serve you. The servers don't dictate the policies, and your cheap b.s doesn't change anything. All you do is ruin someone's night. Shame on you. (-8)

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Just heard the news from my cousin. My family is all devastated and traumatized. They said it was just one hump before they pulled the man off my uncle but the other nurse said she thought she counted two humps. I hope it wasn't two humps please not two humps

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Will report back more information when I hear it. Keep my uncle in your prayers.

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Post your spam/randomness/gibberish in the comments so the rest of rDrama isn't shat up with it

I want custom mudflaps on the Bronco and I'm amenable to marsey ones

What should they be? I don't know I'm busy rn and can't think good so I'm just posting this before I forget

Suggest an existing marsey and if approved I'll give you 2500dc

Propose a new one and design it yourself (or commission someone very gifted to) and I'll give you 25k if approved

• Nothing sexual, I park this at church and such.

• Nothing TOO racist though I am open to something mildly racist. Not optimal though.

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