b-word if you like chink communist party so much, move there and enjoy the fruits of their semiconductors. eat tiktok, drink drone, speak mandarine. atleast i wont have to see you anymore on the linked internet

shut up and move

without fail these people self report by relating to Cartman lmao https://t.co/0nYwvYz7po

— Johnny 2 Cellos (@Johnny2Cellos) March 29, 2025

I envy the Palestinians. Not for what they’re going through, obviously, but for what they have. Their supremely authentic culture, with its deep roots and ancient connection to the land.

One of the very, very few good things that the Gaza holocaust has brought into this world is…

— Caitlin Johnstone (@caitoz) March 27, 2025

yeah i think generating incredible internet scale joy of people sending their spouses their ghibli families en masse is better than the counterfactual

— roon (@tszzl) March 27, 2025

Democrats thought Biden was young and dynamic and Kamala ran a flawless campaign. They were in a bubble. The presidential election popped their bubble. MAGA thought Elon's slash and burn strategy was really popular. They were in a bubble. Wisconsin just popped their bubble.

— Cenk Uygur (@cenkuygur) April 2, 2025

As the stepson of a national hero who was confined to a wheelchair after a lifetime of service to our country, I feel I can confidently tell this horrible person to go frick herself. https://t.co/M6IXg4w0Qc

— Dave (@DaveHarvilicz) March 25, 2025

Oh, man. Batya, I really hope you’re sitting down, because you are NOT going to like this: apparently there’s this country that has spent the last 17 months terrorizing and outright murdering paraplegics, too many to count at this point. Their flag has a big star on it, I hear https://t.co/55t8jk2um2

— George Sears 2028 Voter (@ByYourLogic) March 25, 2025

first real moment for the trump-elon split (he can't stand losers) https://t.co/mXZPMy7ktw

— hasanabi (@hasanthehun) April 2, 2025

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— teena (@cntgetoutherain) April 1, 2025

This you?! pic.twitter.com/qg4CbkIzQY

— Wealth Turtle 💰 🐢 (@wealth_turtle) April 1, 2025

Time to break out of our echo chambers. pic.twitter.com/KKn8zRDLEk

— Gavin Newsom (@GavinNewsom) March 29, 2025

x monetization payouts are not a huge chunk of change for large accounts in america but are probably life changing for eastern europeans or indians

— roon (@tszzl) March 15, 2025

There is an unintuitive principle in economics: it's not always optimal to have the best person for a job.

For example, let's say someone is the best in the world at stocking shelves and an average brain surgeon. He should still be a brain surgeon because brain surgery is way more valuable. Instead, someone who is worse at stocking shelves should stock the shelves.

The best Twitter posters are charismatic/intelligent enough to spend their time actually earning money. Thus, only people who would professionally post on Twitter are NEETs and thirdies.

In conclusion, The Market enshitifies the Internet.

!neolibs !freemarket

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Because you have people exactly like the first commenter who are completely fine with the constitution being shat-on. People also don't care about other people getting threatened. They only care when it's them most of the time. (56)

I agree like when Biden said free speech and gun ownership isn't absolute. Frick those Nazi democrats. 😉 (-19)

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Clip or it didn't happen. (11)

April 28, 2021. Go look for his speech to congress. He says freedom of speech is not absolute. Downmarsey that b-words. (-10)

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Because you live in a cluster frick backwards land where violently infiltrating to interfere with due process was a peaceful protest but vandalizing a Tesla dealership is terrorism. Where someone can walk into a school and kill indiscriminately and is only charged with multiple murders, but the single murder of a CEO is terrorism. Because your government officials can blatantly risk the lives of their service members by using unsecured communication channels but a student writing an opinion piece criticizing government actions can be disappeared. (7)

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We aren't anywhere near a fascist country.Fascism doesn't mean anything anymore. It's been over used to the point where it basically means. Something I don't like. It's a boogey man used to ridicule people you don't like. In an actual fascist country your criticism would mean your death. They'd see this come and find you and disappear you. (3)

I mean you're wrong and right. Are we fascist? Not currently, but if you've ever read about the 14 characteristics of fascism, Trumps done all 14. This is how fascism begins and people who are seeing it are calling it out.Are the left being a little dramatic about it? Sure, cause they're pissed about the glaring incompetency of this administration and the whole Elon seig heil thing was really bad for them. However, Trumpers were so pissed they committed some horrendous crimes, including storming the capital, but the left are the ONLY dramatic/critical ones? Lolololol.People are critical af, left, right, stupid, smart, rich or poor.The rich have lobbied and bought almost all of our politicians. This and their greed (leading to income inequality) is the biggest problem in the US right now. Not immigration, or trans athletes or any of the other dumb shit the right focuses on. (0)

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Vandalizing a tesla dealership IS domestic terrorism. You not understanding why is YOUR problem, not anyone else's.Same goes for not understanding the law as it applies to non-immigrant visa holders, and permanent residents. Your fan-fiction idea of how it should work, does NOT match the actual law. (0)

So vandalizing a Tesla dealership is domestic terrorism but vandalizing a ford dealership is vandalism? Rules for thee and not for me. I am not advocating any vandalism. I think it is abhorrent that people are attacking Tesla dealers but it isn't terrorism just because it is Tesla and not GMC.As for the immigration issues I do not have enough time, or characters to explain how wrong you are. Just know that people with legal rights in the USA are being disappeared for disagreeing with the government. These people are people and still have rights. They are having their rights violated by being denied legal representation. (1)

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A Kiwi MP is under fire online for some kind of scandal, apparently involving a private social media account and the word 'bussy'. The article is strangely absent of details 🤔, so I did some of my own digging and found this screenshot of him posting "bussy galore" under a picture of a small boy sitting on his lap, and another picture of him kissing the boy on the mouth 🤢

it appears that this young boy might be his child, which he has already decided is non-binary:

his bio also has the classic le schizo blue libertarian spiral 🌀

Curiously, the media has decided defend this sicko and instead attack NZ's stock populist politician, Winston Peters, for drawing attention to these troubling posts. Basically no mention in the article of what the MP's actually in trouble for. Not that you would expect the media to report honestly on this matter when it's a mexican libtard homosexual under fire.

kiwis, these are the people running your government 😬

Bong has once again saved Europe post your apologies below.

The Mayor of Amsterdam has given a "hero's medal" to an English tourist who chased a knifeman through busy alleys and pinned him to the ground, bringing an end to his rampage.

yeah I'd have done the same if I was there

Not felt proud of my country or countrymen for a while. This feels pretty good ngl.

I will continue to support mass migration tho

Why all the hate in this sub for the British.

I'm beginning to realise why Putin seems to hate us Brits so much. Give a single trained SAS guy a Narwhal tusk and that is possibly game over for Russia.

uhhhh huh yeah sure bud

Be it Napoleon, Hitler, or Stalin, then this man, and now Ukraine, the UK continues to fulfill it's ancient role of keeping the peace in Europe.

I think the people of Ireland and India would disagree.

Can't get over it award

Why the sun never sets on the British Empire? Because God would never trust an Englishman in the dark.

Daily reminder that if this happened in bongland he would've been charged with assault

Anyway say thank you.

🔴 Ethnic minority suspects given priority for bailhttps://t.co/R1HOj9BfCI

— The Telegraph (@Telegraph) March 30, 2025

Recently some unelected bureaucrats have come up with new sentencing guidelines that would give de jure preferential treatment to s

Despite Equality before the law being enshrined in legislation, something called 'The Sentencing Council' was able to flout these laws, put a middle finger up to the literal Justice Secretary and go on with these guidelines despite government protestations

Despite being the literal government, all Two Tier could do was vow that they'll 'block' the guidelines - that was two weeks ago - guess where that went!

Judges and magistrates have been told they should "prioritise" the cases of ethnic minorities, women and transgender suspects because they may be at "disproportionately higher risk" of being remanded into custody.

disproportionate, you say?

The guidance also advises judges to take account of trauma suffered by suspects whose relatives experienced racism or discrimination, and cites "important historical events which may have had a greater impact on those from specific groups and cultures".

These guidelines went into force this morning and is already being used to put stabbers back on the street!

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Have they actually given a reason why they're doing this?

as if 'frick s' isn't a good enough reason

More rascism against white men

Literally impossible, read a book

There are British people alive now who will live to see themselves as a hated minority in their own homelands.

Didn't you vote for that?

This is ILLEGAL.

Perhaps but The Sentencing Council has more power than the literal house of commons (????)

Article 7 of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights (UDHR) states: "All are equal before the law and are entitled without any discrimination to equal protection of the law".

LOOOOOOOL chuds suddenly love human rights despite trying to cancel the ECHR for like 5 years

I think I've had enough of X for one day. But there's something very sinister going on in our country.

The noose could be tightening around his neck, and all the bong will muster is

> hmmmm somethings not right here

Oh boy. Several of my ancestors died in workhouses. How much can I get away with?

frick off poorcel

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There is a level 10 chud incursion on the uk subreddits, jannies are capitulating

No luck smashing them gangs, then?

They are far FAR too busy smashing the sick and disabled

yes the rule of law is being usurped by an unelected cabal. YES the government is pretending to be helpless to stop it. But what about MY pet political concern?

At what point can straight white men claim they should get preferential treatment due to the trauma of being governed by left wing racists and/or sexists?

in 2120 mayo chuds will be 'imagine if it was the other way around'ing as their population enters the low hundreds

Maybe one day, the English people will stand up before it's too late.

I don't have a big enough for this

What about all the people who grew up in the aftermath of deindustrialisation and had access to nothing? That's more recent and more pertinent to the UK than that.

The Eternal Northerner has to quickly make it all about

One of their big policies is that they've said women don't belong in prison. They've created the Women's Justice Board and said their ambition is to close all women's prisons.

every single time

Living in this country is depressing.

Turns out that slope was really slippy all along.

Chuds victory lapping as their country sinks beneath the waves

A spokesman for the MoJ said: "These guidelines were first brought in under the last government.

We're being treated as second class citizens in our own country. It's like they're doing it on purpose.

> gosh wow isn't this disconcertingI'll just vote for the other party, don't want to be a Reform Racist

Everyone's so focused on geopolitics, they ignore the planetary alignments on September 11, 2001. Mars was in Gemini, Saturn was retrograde, and Pluto was hovering near Sagittarius, preparing to enter it fully in 2008—the same year the global economy collapsed. That's not coincidence. That's foreshadowing.

The second plane hit at 9:03 a.m.—add that up: 9 + 0 + 3 = 12. That's the number of chakras if you count the ethereal ones. The Twin Towers represented the duality of the root and crown chakras—masculine and feminine energy pillars. Their destruction severed the balance. We've been ungrounded ever since.

And if you think it's wild that both towers fell, try this: the veil between dimensions thinned at that exact moment. I felt it. Others did too. You ever notice how dreams got stranger after 2001? That's because the astral plane was flooded with residual shock. Souls displaced. Entities waking up.

Also: Venus was in Leo. What's Leo? Fire. What's Venus? Love, yes—but also vanity, reflection, and money. Tell me that's not connected to the way America began projecting itself after that day—obsessed with image, power, surface over soul. The Age of Illusion began on 9/11. You felt it. You just didn't know what to call it.

This wasn't just a tragedy. It was a ritual. And every year on the anniversary, the planets shift just slightly out of alignment, like a dislocated jaw clicking into place for one second before popping back out. That's why some people cry for no reason on that day. That's why radios glitch. That's why birds act weird.

We're still inside the echo of it. Still spiraling. Still falling.

That's a whole other level of over when Kurzgesagt is saying it is over for your country with no optimism even at the end of the video.

my pronouns are she/her and I like makeup and sucking peepee

P.S. I'm an unironic racist and give illegal abortions in my spare time unless you're black

!chuds

clean up on checkout aisle 3

!familyman

A court in the Flemish Brabant city of Leuven has refrained from passing sentence on a 24-year-old medical student found guilty of the r*pe of a fellow student in November 2023. The judge decided not to pass sentence which means that although found guilty of r*pe the student will not have a criminal record or have to pay a fine, serve a custodial sentence or have to abide by any probation conditions. "It is undeniable that he crossed the line of what is acceptable, but he is still young", the judge said.

Our babies are going to probably throw up soon. It was fun while it lasted

!animalposters !cats