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Police are on the scene near Fremont Street and Charleston Boulevard, along with SWAT teams and crisis negotiators.
It is understood a person barricaded themselves onto a bus, however it is not clear if there are others who are also locked inside.
The area surrounding the unfolding situation is closed to the public.
It is understood the incident was first reported to police as a person wielding a knife, according to 8 News Now.
Police have been praised for 'working overtime' today after earlier responding to a potential terror threat which injured seven and killed one.
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Not beating the President Musk allegations here
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Guarantee you ask any of these people shaming her for doing porn and a fat amount of them probably don't even come close to comparing to the profit she made when doing porn, it's funny to observe but shameful that people really can't grasp basic empathy cause a woman used to do porn
Comments here are petty, god forbid person has 2 professions.
We should refer to people by their previous careers?
When you're a "former" whore? 
We should refer to people by their previous careers?
If you google her name she is listed as American Pornographic Artist
Who cares?
Right.... twitch streamer.... thats what she's most known for.
So a woman gets seriously hurt and you're primarily concerned about what else she streams? How is that relevant?
Why are you assuming gender you bigot
Right.... twitch streamer.... thats what she's most known for.
Imagine dedicating your young adult life to recording porn scenes 25 days/month for 10 years straight and people just call you a "twitch streamer"
"Twitch streamer" - shes a porn star - and a great one at that!
- HailVictory1776 : Libertarian shit blue lives matter
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Commissioned by feetincel @ftincel
I accept payment in the form of DC and/or feet pics.
K-ON is a slice of life anime about a group of girls who form a band! 
You might notice there are no instruments visible in the picture. This is because they do not practice and instead spend their band time drinking tea and eating cake like true dramanauts. 
K-ON is official rdrama culture. You have probably seen the characters before because they are on the default profile banner.
I hope with this essential element of rdrama culture institutionalized with these Marseys, we can see a dramanaut resurgence into the New Year.
Remember, fun things are fun!
- TotalVatniggerDeath : we need Mario (Luigi with a magazine hat)
death to zionazi scum AND MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL
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This is the funniest thing he’s ever posted pic.twitter.com/onjLwCWXxW
— Lolo (@LolOverruled) December 27, 2024
yes I know /r/enoughmuskspam but he's genuinely losing it and it's SO FUNNY especially for all his stans here that post 
and he's making u seethe bro!! meanwhile he is unironically writing navy seal copypastas and is STILL POSTING ABOUT THIS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He's officially snapped pic.twitter.com/N5HTzus9BK
— Gentile News Network™ (@Gentilenewsnet) December 28, 2024
now instead of having a million d1ckriders he is left with only 
btw the fact that rightoids are still so upset about an Australian skincare company having fun on soycial media and projecting all their frustrations from work on women that have nothing to do with eBIPOCing or tech or amerikkka is just 
anyway go look at his replies he's nonstop searching for literally anyone on his side to reply "true" and "yes" 
due to his extreme autism and pathetic need to be liked, he will refuse to ever let this go and will continue going on like this. and since hes exposed himself permanently as a huge lolcow, no one else will let it go either
DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS :elontantrum:
At risk of starting the obvious, there are many attention-seeking trolls on all social media platforms trying to yank your chain.
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) December 26, 2024
They win if you respond.
Happy New Year! 
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“Big Ben is Palestinian” 🤣pic.twitter.com/XGhvkRNpQ3
— Dr. Eli David (@DrEliDavid) January 4, 2025
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r/RoyalismSlander Royalism was very successful historically. (-1)
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On tonight's episode:
We begin the NewJeans Saga. Join us for a brief look at the history of the major players in the scandal, as well as the opening volleys of a feud that could alter the landscape of pretty ricefoids shaking their hips on stage for ever.
Who is MHJ?
What exactly is, a NewJeans?
Why do I keep using Twice for the OP?
Find the answers to all of this and more, right after these messages from our sponsor:
Now, back to our regularly scheduled programing.
Christmas Thread Theme
Introduction
On the morning of November 28th, 2024, an official representative of the superstar Kpop group NewJeans announced that the members would be holding a press conference to address the ongoing dispute with their record label, ADOR. Two weeks prior, on November 13th, the group sent a letter notifying ADOR of numerous issues that they considered to be breaches of their contract. Per a (standard) clause in the contract, ADOR had 14 days to respond to and ameliorate these breaches. If it failed to do so, NewJeans would have the option to terminate their exclusive contract, without penalty. With the 14 day deadline set to pass at 12:00 AM KST, November 29th, it seemed premature to call a press conference. However, the group was planning to board a plane to Japan in preparation for promotional activities later that evening, and expressed their wish to update their fans on the situation before ADOR could take advantage of their travel to control the media narrative.
They know what they did
And so, at 8:30 PM, the members of NewJeans and a PR representative met with the press to announce their response to ADOR's failure to rectify the alleged contract breaches. What followed was a bizzare press conference that saw members claim their contract was terminated and that they:
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were no longer under contract with ADOR after midnight
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would not need to pay a termination penalty
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would begin seeking other oppurtunities while finishing scheduled events with ADOR
And the really bizarre part...
- would not seek to confirm the termination of their contract via legal action.
This, of course, raised numerous questions amongst the entertainment reporters present who have a solid grasp on how contract terminations work. I'm sure the dramatards in the audience who understand contract law, or are capable of tying their own shoes, have many of the same questions. Thankfully, the girls took some time to take questions from the press.
An excerpt from the press conference. Did you understand?
Always a good idea to check the specifics after terminating the contract
Leaving the world with more questions than answers, the members of NewJeans boarded a plane to Japan to resume promotional activities, setting the internet ablaze with discussion of what was in the future for NewJeans. Well, in order to predict the future, one must first understand the past.
And that past can only be found...
...In the K-Hole.
The Main Players
HYBE
The illegitimate love child of Kim Jong-Un and Xi Jinping Bang Si-Hyuk
HYBE Corporation, initially founded by Bang Si-hyuk in 2005 as Big Hit Entertainment, is the largest of the big 4 record companies in Kpop, with a market capitalization almost 4x greater than that of their next largest competitor, JYP Entertainment. Their success is directly tied to that of their most popular group, BTS, who during their heyday, generated more GDP for South Korea than the Korean domestic airline industry. This great financial success provided Big Hit Entertainment with the opportunity to acquire numerous smaller record labels including Source Music, which would later go on to debut the girl group Le Sserafim, in 2019 and Pledis Entertainment (Seventeen and Formis9) in 2020
With these new labels under their belt, Big Hit Entertainment restructured itself as HYBE Corporation in 2021, structuring all of their various sub-labels underneath the new Hybe Label division. During the years proceeding the re-structuring, HYBE developed plans to debut numerous gril groups, and leading these plans was the former Visual Director for SM Entertainment, Min Hee-jin (MHJ).
Min Hee-Jin
Born in 1979, MHJ began her career in Kpop as a graphic designer for SM Entertainment (one of the other big 4 companies in Kpop) in 2003. Eventually she was promoted to creative director, where she oversaw all visual branding for a number of SM's gril groups, including Girls Generation, Red Velvet, and f(x). Her impact on the industry in this role was massive, as she shifted artistic direction within the industry towards the idea of more experimental "concepts".
You can think of a group's concept as the overarching theme of the group, impacting everything from album art, photoshoots, music videos, and costumes to public behavior and even the type of music the group produces. The concept of an artist can remain static for years on end (think of how Motley Crue have always been party boy rockstars), or change over time (compare the early music and style of The Beatles to their later work.)
Leaving SM in 2018 due to burnout, it wasn't long before she found herself hired by Big Hit Entertainment to oversee the rebranding to HYBE Corporation. It was also announced that MHJ would be the creative lead for multiple new girl groups, as well as the producer for a label that HYBE would launch in the next few years. MHJ took part in initial planning for a new girl group with Source Music, but in 2021 HYBE established the ADOR sub label and named her as the CEO. The first act to debut under ADOR would be the girl group MHJ had begun developing with Source Music, NewJeans.
NewJeans
Upcoming January 2025 Vogue Korea cover featuring NewJeans
Auditions for Mhj's new girl group began in 2019 under Source Music. Initially planning to debut in 2021, this was pushed back to 2022, ostentibly due to the Covid-19 Pandemic. Officially debuting on July 22nd of 2022, NewJeans quickly became one of the biggest acts in all of Kpop. Their achievements speak for themselves:
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First idol group in history to occupy the #1, #2 and #3 spot on every chart in Korea for 3 consecutive months with Ditto, OMG, and Hype Boy
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NewJeans surpassed 5 billion total points on Circle Digital Chart in only 64 weeks, second only to BTS (53 weeks)
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First girl group to ever chart 5 songs on the Billboard Hot 100 in the same calendar year in K-Pop history
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Set a Guinness record for fastest artist to reach 1 billion streams on Spotify and also became the fastest Korean act in history to reach 3 billion streams
Newjeans debut single and MV, Hype Boy, released July 22nd, 2022.
This groups massive success on the charts led them to become one of the most sought after brand endorsements in the advertising industry , with them eventually going on to work with Nike, Coca- Cola, McDonald's, Apple, Levi's, and Calvin Klein. NewJeans was so successful on this front that In April 2024, Forbes Korea reported that the group had earned ₩30 billion (~$20 million) in advertising in the course of a single year. to put this in perspective, Patrick Mahomes had total estimated off-the-field earnings of $25 million in 2024.
You know you've made it big when even your slop meal gets to go on tour.
Hanni
The Vietnamese-Australian member of a Korean girl group's English male name is Harry.
Born to Vietnamese parents in Melbourne, Australia, Phạm Ngọc Hân's (20) first experience in the entertainment industry was as a member of the Australian kpop dance cover group AEMINA. In late 2019, she was the only person to pass the Plus Global Auditions, the first set of auditions for the girl group that would become NewJeans. Hanni is widely considered to be the best vocalist in the group
Minji
Marcus the Cleanup Queen
Born in Chuncheon, South Korea in 2004, Kim Min-ji began training with Source Music in 2017. She was likely the first member selected for NewJeans, as she was the anonymous face of the Plus Global Auditions that selected Hanni. Often acting as the de facto leader, Minji is the oldest member and one of the best dancers in the group.
Dani
Her male English name is Demitree.
In 2005, Danielle Marsh was born to an Australian father and Korean mother in Newcastle, Australia. Moving back and forth between Australia and South Korea as a child, Dani's first experience in show business was as a child actor in South Korea. She began her kpop career as a trainee at YG Entertainment ( the last of the big four Kpop companies), leaving the company and joining Source Music in July 2020. Probably the most popular member internationally, Dani is a talented vocalist who provided the Korean dub of Ariel for the live action Little Mermaid movie.
Haerin
This Kang's name is Stephen
Originally from Seoul, South Korea, Kang Hae-rin dropped out of middle school in 2020 at the age of 13 to begin training with Source Music, later earning her GED. A taleented singer and dancer, Haerin is also a global ambassador for Dior.
Hyein
(Male name) Collin is the reason we need pedobear.
Lee Hye-in was born in Incheon, South Korea in 2008, making her the youngest member, or maknae, of NewJeans. Getting her start as a child model, she also was a member of a kid's group called U.SSO Girl from 2017-2018. She later went on to star on a YouTube children's channel called PocketTV. She eventually joined ADOR as a trainee in 2021. Despite being the youngest member of the group, Hyein has the most showbiz experience in the group.
Now that we've had a chance to meet the stars of our story, we are finally able to see where the NewJeans/ADOR drama truly began. But first, it's time for a...
Cookie Break
After the success of their debut single Hype Boy, NewJeans quickly followed up with the lead single of their self-titled debut EP, Cookie. As @0BS3SS10N mentioned in the comments of our previous episode, there was something a little off about this song.
With most of the song in Korean, the lyrics, once translated into English, are something else:
Now, these lyrics wouldn't be too bad in and of themselves, at least compared to western music, save for one small problem; the majority of the group was underage when the song was released. At the time of release, Dani and Hanni were 17, Haerin was 16, and Hyein was 14(!). Only Minji was over the age of 18 at the time. This generated a great deal of controversy in western markets due to the sexual tone of the lyrics.
https://old.reddit.com/r/kpop/comments/wdclrx/newjeans_cookie/
A solid summary of the drama
As @ftincel touched on above, the scandal was complicated by a report of a pattern of weird, borderline pedophilic behavior surrounding MHJ. She had numerous pictures of underage girls and a 15 year old Brooke Shields on her Instagram, and had also been accused of over sexualizing underage idols while at SM Entertainment.
HYBE, ADOR, and NewJeans themselves argued the song was actually about burning a CD for someone (to bake a CD is a euphemism for burning a CD in Korea) and that the translator who worked on the MV above had mistranslated the lyrics. Most Westerners didn't buy this, pointing out that two of the people in the group (Dani and Hanni) were native English speakers. However, as is common with scandals related to Kpop idols, there were plenty of fans who were ready to eat up the cover story.
https://old.reddit.com/r/NewJeans/comments/wkle0q/serious_discussion_thread_the_cookie_and_min/
Let's see what /mu/ had to say at the time:
You know it's bad when even 4chan thinks you've gone too far
I think this is a compilation of translated comments from Korean sites. If not, someone needs to investigate this guy.
With all of that background info and the Cookie drama out of the way, we can begin our story in earnest.
The Beginning of the End
The Audit
On April 22nd, 2024, bombshell news dropped that HYBE would be launching an internal audit of ADOR and it's executives, due to concerns that MHJ was trying to attract investors to take the label independent. At the time, HYBE owned about 80% of ADOR, with the remaining 20% being held by ADOR executives, predominantly MHJ.
HYBE alleged that MHJ and a VP at ADOR, identified only as Mr. L, were working in collaboration to "free" ADOR from HYBE. The scheme included Mr. L passing classified info about HYBE to MHJ. Mr. L had previously worked with HYBE, most relevantly during its IPO, before being transferred by the company to ADOR. Once HYBE became aware of the plan, the audit was triggered, executives electronics were examined, and plans to remove MHJ as CEO of ADOR were initiated.
Illit
For her part, MHJ released a statement alleging that the audit was an illegal attempt to oust her as CEO In retaliation for her accusing Illit, a new Kpop group under HYBE's sub-label, Belift Labs, and their producers of "copying" NewJeans.
https://www.koreaboo.com/news/min-hee-jin-official-statement/
April 23rd and 24th
The next day, April 23rd, HYBE responded that it had clear evidence that MHJ had been planning to take ADOR independent long before Illit had debuted. The main piece of evidence for this was an unreleased internal document detailing MHJ's plans.
https://m-en.yna.co.kr/view/AEN20240423006400315
On the 24th, various ADOR executives tried to distance MHJ from the discovered internal document, but a report from Dispatch (basically the Korean TMZ) revealed that she had almost $73 million in put options on HYBE.
April 25th
The Next day, April 25th, HYBE made public it's initial findings from the audit and stated it's intention to report MHJ to the police.
A leaked conversation between MHJ and another ADOR executive, A
In response MHJ called her own press conference that day, which ran for almost 2 hours.
the entire press conference summed up by mhj lawyers pic.twitter.com/3qrfngiz3H
— 𝓪⁷ (@JlNSONYEONDAN) April 25, 2024
During this press conference MHJ touched on a number of topics, including:
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Reiterating that the only cause of the audit was an internal complaint she filed over Illit's "plaigerism"
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Complaining that her shareholders agreement that she signed with HYBE was unfair and currently being renegotiated.
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Alleging that she was promised NewJeans would be the first of HYBE's new girl groups to debut. Instead Le Sserafim was allowed to debut first. (Remember this one, it will be important later on)
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Claiming that she would take legal action against HYBE for seizing her and other executive's electronics
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Stating that all of ADOR's internal discussions about seeking outside investors and breaking away from HYBE were merely jokes
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Tacitly admitting that she would consult a Korean Shaman to help make business decisions (again, more on this at a later date)
The entire press conference is a trip, and this all is just a snippet. We'll do a deep dive into the press conference and it's after effects next week, but for now, let's see how the internet reacted:
Reddit Reacts
Warning:: May contain spoilers for future parts of the saga.
https://old.reddit.com/r/kpop/comments/1ca2gc4/hybe_launched_audit_into_ceo_of_newjeans_agency/
https://old.reddit.com/r/popheads/comments/1ca90ty/hybe_initiates_audit_of_adors_management/
https://old.reddit.com/r/popheads/comments/1ca90ty/hybe_initiates_audit_of_adors_management/
/mu/ Reacts
That's all the time we have for this week, but I hope that I was able to whet your whistle for the drama we have ahead, because theres quite a bit of it.
On next week's "In the K-Hole"
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A deep dive into MHJ's April 25th press conference and auxiliary accusations!
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The parents of NewJeans speak up!
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New legal challenges!
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And much, much more, all next week!
I hope you enjoyed this episode, as well as your upcoming holidays. A very merry Christmas to you all and yours...
... From the bottom...
... Of the K-Hole.
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🚨#BREAKING: Dozens of emergency crews are on the scene after Multiple people have been shot
— R A W S A L E R T S (@rawsalerts) January 4, 2025
⁰📌#Washington | #DC
Dozens of emergency crews and personnel are currently on the scene in Washington, D.C., following a shooting incident that has left 4-5 people injured. Officials… pic.twitter.com/THAjRTJNXZ
Carp betting thread when?
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Did you know that @skywitches.net (Steven Joel Akins / "Penny Oaken" / Bardfinn) was arrested for family violence (wife beating) on February 25, 2010? He also has thousands of dollars in unpaid child support. www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXyA...
— Cassidy Good (@chtorrr.bsky.social) 2025-01-02T22:12:30.820Z
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Whoever chose the title was doing a bit of trolling 
Concord and implacability, name a more iconic duo
Episode opens with shitty pirate accent voice 
about Concord's lore. FTL travel exists but randomly kills people sometimes 
TFW traveling through the limitless reaches of space at hyperlight speeds but you get sniped by a screw
Scene cuts to random woman(?) bound up
Dollar store Thanos confirms that the protag is a foid. Apparently she has some special chip that Thanos wants to extract.
We cut to a new character
He seems to be working with a grumpy 
The two men spring into action, opening a door containing the Black lady. 
, 
, and a doctor all spring into action. They free the woman, smash a window, and try ziplining away. Thanos cuts the zipline 
Lots of MCU-style quips
There was also this character distracting some guards in the background. Apparently another member of the crew
The teletubby starts blasting Thanos with its finger guns. Teletubby gets shot in the head, but is revealed to be a talking fish.
Some trash mobs swarm the crew, I guess they're looking to another crew member for backup. "They say Julius is amazing. Always on, always ready..."
He wasn't actually ready lmfao!!!! Typical worthless
tbh .
Sniper tells him they need to go so he closes the ramp and starts to leave . The rest of the crew make it half a second before the ship launches. The Captain(?) isn't seen reaching the ship. They bicker for a while, until a scary guard enters the room holding them at gunpoint. Surprise, it's actually the Black woman captain!!! 
They 
for a bit about whether or not the captain has secured the valuable route through space. She did . Apparently the chip she had in her arm grants access to every single guild navigation route.
Cuts to the guild attacking the ship. The ship loses all of its fins(??) that allow it to steer. Julius starts to 
so 
takes back over on the ship.
Somehow, everyone randomly starts passing out
But wait! Julius is shown wearing a gas mask and walking away with a smug look. Is the blond white male a traitor? 
Cut to waking up from the knockout gas. Julius and Thanos are chatting on Zoom. Thanos wants the chip and and promises to leave the rest of the crew alone. Surprisingly, the crew seems cool with this and asks for a bounty. The bounty is large
12,500,000 MONEYS!?!?!
gets up and challenges Julius to tie her down 
. He gets nervous and unfastens to back him up. But SURPRISE! is still loyal to the captain! 
He opens the airlock, killing Julius and nobody else.
gives a hand.
This gives an idea. She uploads the chip and its trade routes to the galactic internet 
Thanos rages, the crew accelerate forward with their ship, heading straight into the big scary storm foreshadowed earlier.
There's a gay slowmo montage of them all nodding at each other as purple storm magic swirls around them. The bartender who has been telling this whole story reveals that they may have survived, because he has the funko pop 
that they brought onto that ship.
Final Rating: 3/10 . ChatGPT writes Guardians of the Galaxy fanfiction. I shouldn't have wasted my time watching and reviewing this garbage. I hope this post is long enough to count as an effortpost, but if it isn't, the least you can do is upmarsey me or donate some dramacoin for going to all this trouble and saving you from having to watch this terrible episode. Thanks! 
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🇺🇦 Flying Christmas tree in Ukraine is something new for me 🎄🤪 pic.twitter.com/eDMnfBiyZL
— Intermarium 24 (@intermarium24) January 4, 2025
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@traarsey
] /d/&/d/ player comes out to his gaming group as a 
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"hey lois, this reminds me of that one time I fell asleep while jacking off in middle school and ended up butt-texting /h/pokeporn to half of my classmates and also my parents!"
"the worst part is that you did it again literally the next night with /r/traphentai!"
"hehehehe that's why they sent me to gay conversion camp and I've been really weird with my sexuality ever since, I'm not even an incel I'm just a gay furry whose buried too deep in the closet and is desperately trying to repress it even further!"
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For those of you who aren't D&D nerds, for a bunch of D&D nerds to get together and do D&D, they need one of them to take the role of the "Dungeon Master" (no not that dungeon ) or "Game Master" if you play a hipster non-D&D game to come up with a setting and plot and adventures for the other D&D nerds to play with. This job is tedious as hell so the only reason anybody actually does it is to fulfill some fetish of theirs. That's why I like GMing Vampire: the Masquerade because vampires make my dick hard. 
Anyway, one heroic anon on /tg/ has been actually running D&D for his friends out of the kindness of his heart! Just kidding, he likes monster 
.
There's gonna be some /d/ shit in here, word of warning. I've been running various campaigns in this group for about 6 years, mostly doing a single homebrew West Marches-style campaign. I've more or less kept the same group of players for this time, which is surprising given I've mostly gone for a pretty edgy setting and campaign style, which is what they've come to expect.
Some translations into normalspeak: "Magical Realm" is /tg/ lingo for "fetish." "Homebrew" means the rules have been modified from the core rulebook. "West Marches" is a meaningless buzzword meaning open world but not open world but open world, it's dumb.
Here's where I fucked up. See, a good chunk of my setting I like to attribute to being inspired by stuff like Aliens, Berserk, Event Horizon, etc. In truth, I just really like monster
Apparently this guy was able to sneak fetish shit past normies by saying "oh it's like Goblin Slayer." Have I mentioned yet that I hate anime so much it's unreal? Anime fans are such fucking 
they'll put up with anything if you compare it to anime.
Now, we can also see here that our narrator is a scrote. He thinks he can get away with monster "by painting it in a horror lens." Any true erotica enjoyers know that foids LOVE their horror porn. I guess I do too but I self-insert as the monster. 
"Actually the horse was just a black guy at a weird angle." 
Sincerely what the fuck do I do, /tg/?
Personally, I'd say to just your players IRL and call it LARPing, but let's see if /tg/ agrees with me or not.
FBPB.
OP never actually specified if he wants to be a monster or be d by monsters, so we don't know how well this solution would work!
OH SHIT!
It's a SUBPLOT!
Subplot A- "Why do you goon?
Between these two responses, we see the two types of 4chan users: 
s who cannot possibly conceive masturbation, and """self-aware""" porn addicts. 
"Erm they're both saying the same thing, there's no reason to have an emergency goon stash!" 
SHUT UP! Clearly the first poster has no idea why anyone would have an emergency goon stash, while the second knows exactly why one would have an emergency goon stash, and knows that "why" is a bad reason. "It wasn't right he got subjected to it" is a pussy take lmao, did people learn nothing from Hunter? If you don't want to see a man at his freakiest, maybe don't go snooping around his files? "I'm also a porn addict" lol it's literally November you just need to stop touching your dick. "The best thing you can do is get rid of it" 
I agree.
Did you learn nothing from Tumblr and Imgur?! Big Brother 
can and WILL take your porn away at any time without warning. 
This anon is on to something but he fails to realize the power OP now has. He can innocuously bring in a big scary monster, knowing full well this player will be utterly terrified of being d by it.
not only was she looking up Geto x Gojo Yaoi on da clock, but it was MPreg AND Gojo was Bottoming. That's how you know she's the #RealDeal https://t.co/1PQtEojiqb
— Ash (@SantanaelChan) November 21, 2024
I love mpreg so much it's unreal. Not fond of Jujutsu Kaisen, however.
spoken like a true edgelord one day I'm going to purify those who wish to mock me by fumigating them with my rancid farts from my plant-free diet 
I don't want to imagine what OP and his group most likely look like, then imagine them all jacking off under the table. Also consent takes all the fun out of monster sex. Have I told the story yet of how back in college when I ran D&D one of my players was a gay guy who really wanted to fuck my ass? I didn't let him, for the record, which took as me playing hard to get and ultimately started stalking me to try and learn where I lived.
goddamn normies with their normie ass monster fetishes, why can't we go back to the good old days of /tg/ where we were all into getting concrete shat into our rectums from the nipples of daemonettes? (this but unironically)
*most people who use 4chan
*most people who use 4chan
there's no less than 5 erp/porn threads on /tg/ at any given time now, there's even an erp general, 15 years ago 1d4chan joked that /tg/ was just blue /d/ but they had no idea just how bad things would get.
SUBPLOT A RESUMES!
fuck bipox it's 2 am I'll finish this later
whoops it's been a week and I forgot about this and the thread died whoops 
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CSS osu!
I made a simple version of the circle clicking game osu! with HTML and CSS. I was mostly finished with it around December 4. You can find it on @YourAlterEgo's profile. It's on the desktop site only. If you're using a laptop, using a mouse is recommended.
To play it, you click the circles when the ring (approach circle) gets close to the circle. The right time to click is around the time the ring turns white or when it almost reaches the circle. You can click earlier or later if you want. If the anthem starts at the same time you click the play button, it should somewhat sync with the song (it's not perfect).
Play here on 
@YourAlterEgo's profile (Desktop only)
If the anthem autoplays or the game lags, try it here:
https://reddreamer.nekoweb.org/cssosu/
The above site is a static web hosting site like Neocities or GitHub Pages.
Click here if you want to vote on polls asking whether you played and liked the game. They're in a comment because you can't have <details> and polls in the same post.
Comment what you think. If it glitches out or doesn't work, comment what went wrong and what browser you're using. If the anthem doesn't play, try closing other rDrama tabs that have audio playing.
Assets
rDrama version (Copy and paste it into your bio and profile CSS if you want)
Non-rDrama version
I tried making a .zip, but Furryfox (Firefox) kept calling it a virus 
https://files.catbox.moe/imovff.zip
- CSS (cssosu.css) (Mirror, name it cssosu.css)
- HTML (name it anything ending with .html)
- Song: lucky-nightcore.mp3 (Mirror, name it lucky-nightcore.mp3)
- Cursor: cursor.png (Mirror, name it cursor.png)
- Logo (used as an icon): cssosulogo.png (Mirror, name it cssosulogo.png)
- Background: background.jpg (Mirror, name it background.jpg)
- Background source: https://www.flickr.com/photos/adobetutorialz/4556724799/ (Median filter used to remove the patterns)
The song is a nightcore (sped-up) version of Lucky Twice - Lucky. I got it straight from an osu map (.osz file) with the same song and edited it to start shortly before the chorus.
Questions
If you have other questions, ask in the comments, and I might answer.
1. What is osu!?
It's a free-to-play weeb rhythm game where you click circles while listening to music. This is the game's website. You can try an unoffcial web demo like I did if you don't want to download it. On the actual game and the web version, you can use Z and X to click, which is easier than clicking with the mouse. They also have sliders and spinners, which aren't present in this CSS version.
2. What is CSS?
Cascading Style Sheets, a language used for styling webpages. You can use it to change the color of text, add shadows and glows, change the page's layout, add background images, add simple animations, and so on.
3. Is there an indicator for early and late hits?
No. I tried to track early hits by adding another <details> element that would be animated to toggle its visibility (and therefore clickability). There would be 2 <details> elements you could click, and clicking the one that appears earlier would mean you hit early. However, this caused issues with the circles not responding to clicks, so I gave up on it.
4. How does it work?
CSS animations, animation delays, CSS counters, and lots of <details> and <summary> elements
This uses a lot of <details> and <summary> elements. To make the circles and play button interactive on click, they needed to be interactive HTML elements. <details> and <summary> elements (normally used for showing more text on click, like a spoiler button) are allowed in rDrama bios (unlike checkboxes), so they were perfect for this. The <summary> is the actual clickable part, so that is the element that is styled into a circle or play button.
The following is what details and summary normally look like.
Try clicking me. This clickable text is the summary element inside the details element.
Hello!
This is the hidden text!
<details>
<summary>Try clicking me. This clickable text is the <em>summary</em> element inside the <em>details</em> element.</summary>
Hello! :marseywave2: This is the hidden text!
</details>
The game screen is a <blockquote>. It has a play button at the start (<details> and <summary> elements), and there are 72 blockquotes containing other elements after the play button, one for each of the 72 circles. The bio looks something like the following.
<blockquote>
<details><summary></summary></details>
> <details><summary></summary></details><h2>a</h2><p>a</p>
> <details><summary></summary></details><h2>a</h2><p>a</p>
...
> <details><summary></summary></details><h2>a</h2><p>a</p>
#
> <details><summary></summary></details><h2>a</h2><p>a</p>
...
> <details><summary></summary></details><h2>a</h2><p>a</p>
</blockquote>
In HTML, it would be this.
<blockquote>
<details><summary></summary></details>
<blockquote><details><summary></summary></details><h2>a</h2><p>a</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><details><summary></summary></details><h2>a</h2><p>a</p></blockquote>
...
<blockquote><details><summary></summary></details><h2>a</h2><p>a</p></blockquote>
<h1></h1>
<blockquote><details><summary></summary></details><h2>a</h2><p>a</p></blockquote>
...
<blockquote><details><summary></summary></details><h2>a</h2><p>a</p></blockquote>
</blockquote>
The blockquotes are absolutely positioned and placed around the screen. Inside the blockquotes are the circles (<details> and <summary> elements), the rings/approach circles (<p>), and miss indicators (<h2>). There are also a few <h1> elements between the blockquotes used to mark the start of each section with different colored circles.
<blockquote>
<details>
<summary></summary>
</details>
<h2>a</h2>
<p>a</p>
</blockquote>
You might notice the <p> and <h2> elements have "a" written inside them. This is simply because rDrama did not allow empty <p> and <h2> elements.
The approach circles (rings), circles, and miss indicators were all animated with CSS animations. Because osu! has set timings, it's easy to simply add an animation delay to determine when circles should appear. For example, circle 1 fades in 1.13 second after you click the play button, and circle 72 appears 32.73s seconds in.
#profile--bio blockquote > blockquote:nth-of-type(1) {
animation-delay: 1.13s;
}
The circles, rings/approach circles, and miss indicators inherit the timing from the containing blockquote.
#profile--bio blockquote > blockquote p,
#profile--bio blockquote > blockquote details,
#profile--bio blockquote > blockquote h2 {
animation-delay:inherit !important;
}
The play button consists of <details> and <summary> elements. When you click the play button, the open attribute gets added to the <details> element, and the play button gets hidden. The game only starts playing the animations for the other elements when the play button has the open attribute. The CSS uses the sibling selector to use the play button to target the other elements.
#profile--bio details[open] ~ blockquote details {
animation:1.5s fadecircle ease-out;
animation-fill-mode:forwards;
}
The above means that the circle (the second details) should have an animation named "fadecircle" only after the play button (the first details) has been clicked. The details[open] means that the details element has the "open" attribute. This looks like <details open> or <details open=""> in the HTML. The ~ is a sibling selector. If you write details ~ blockquote, it targets all blockquotes that are siblings of a details element (having the same parent element) and come after it in the HTML.
The circles need to be clickable for a limited amount of time. The visibility attribute both can be animated and affects interactivity. A circle's visibility is toggled through a CSS animation to make it clickable only when it's on screen.
@keyframes fadecircle {
0% {
visibility:hidden;
opacity:0;
}
10% {
visibility:visible;
opacity:1;
}
90% {
opacity:1;
visibility:visible;
}
100% {
visibility:hidden;
opacity:0;
}
}
When you click on a circle, it hides both the approach circle and the miss indicator. The miss indicator only appears after the circle fades out, meaning that if you click the circle, the miss indicator will never appear. Clicking the circle also makes the circle play a different animation to fade out as a white glow. Like with the play button, the open attribute is used to determine whether a circle was hit.
Hide approach circle after the circle (the second details) has been hit ([open])
#profile--bio details[open] ~ blockquote details[open] ~ p {
display:none;
}
Play a different animation after the circle has been hit
#profile--bio > blockquote > blockquote > details[open] summary {
background:none;
animation:0.15s hitcircle linear;
animation-fill-mode:forwards;
border-width:6px;
}
The numbers on the circles and the hit counter were made using the CSS counter feature. The CSS counter feature allows us to count elements matching a certain selector and display the current count using the content attribute. For example, you can make a counter to count the number of circles and display the current count on each circle. That way, the 1st circle will be labelled 1, the 2nd circle will be labelled 2, and so on.
The first rule initializes 3 different counters to zero. The second adds 1 to two of the counters at every one of the 72 blockquotes inside the game. The third displays the current count of the counter circlenumbers on the circles.
#profile--bio {
counter-reset:circlenumbers hitcircles totalcircles;
}
#profile--bio blockquote > blockquote {
...
counter-increment:circlenumbers totalcircles;
...
}
#profile--bio > blockquote > blockquote > details > summary::before{
content:counter(circlenumbers);
...
}
There are different sections with different colors, and the circles in each section are numbered up starting from 1. To determine when each section starts, there are <h1> elements between the blockquotes. This allows us to use the sibling selector to target the blockquotes after each nth <h1> and change the circles' colors. The counter on the circles is also reset to 1 at each <h1>.
#profile--bio h1 {
counter-set:circlenumbers 0;
...
}
The default circle color is red. The circles in the first section use that color. The rules below override the colors of the circles after the first <h1> and the second <h1> with pink and purple respectively.
#profile--bio h1:first-of-type ~ blockquote summary {
background-color:var(--pink-transparent);
}
#profile--bio h1:nth-of-type(2) ~ blockquote summary {
background-color:var(--purple-transparent);
}
The hit counter counts the number of circles with the open attribute and is placed on the ::after pseudoelement attached to the outer container blockquote (the game screen). The element displaying this counter needs to be placed after all of the circles in order to count them all, and this meets the requirement.
#profile--bio > blockquote > blockquote details[open] {
counter-increment:hitcircles;
}
#profile--bio > blockquote::after {
content:"Total circles: " counter(totalcircles) " | Circles clicked: " counter(hitcircles);
...
}
The timer was made using ::before and ::after pseudoelements with an animated content property. I found out this was possible from @iheartrdrama's former WPD CSS!
#profile--bio > blockquote details[open] ~ h1:nth-of-type(4)::before {
content:"0:00";
left:20px;
animation:36s timer linear, 0.25s timerFade;
animation-delay:0s, 36s;
animation-fill-mode:forwards;
}
The other timer uses the same animation but in a reverse direction.
animation:36s timer linear, 0.25s timerFade;
animation-direction:reverse, normal;
Animation
@keyframes timer {
0% {
content:"0:00";
}
2.78% {
content:"0:01";
}
...
97.22% {
content:"0:35";
}
100% {
content:"0:36";
}
}
Thanks for reading if you read this post, and thanks for playing if you played the game. 
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