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American invasion of Canada would spark decades-long insurgency, expert predicts : canada |:surejan:

					
					
					
	

				
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Chuds :chudtantrum: are review bombing Snow White :carptrad: on IMDB where it only has a 1.6/10 :star:

meanwhile on the more wholesome rotten tomatoes Snow White has a modest critic score and a high audience satisfaftion rating. Its funny how chuds think that just bc they feefees are hurt movie or that a kods movie would even hurt they feefees

https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/disneys_snow_white

also the real reviews written by decent human beings say its stunning, valid, and brave

https://rdrama.net/h/kino/post/352496/snow-white-soyegirl-review-rachel-zegler

you cant expwct a lot of of chuds tho bc they brain is broke and they dont wash they :marseythissmall: peepees

https://media.tenor.com/3UlG_gtVXccAAAAx/abhijit-naskar-naskar.webp

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:marppy: Drama Report: 2025-03-29 :marseyminer:

Top Drama

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Is the left actually as extreme or woke as a lot of Americans seem .../r/AskUS (3K)53%1613
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Should the Trump admin. cut federal funding to the extremely biased.../r/sfbayarea (3K)56%1105
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Reddit today/r/ChatGPT (10M)65%1190
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Elections are exciting!/r/Ontario_Sub (813)52%840
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Does this sounds like the ramblings of a mentally fit person to you?/r/AskUS (3K)56%875
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜AIO for Cutting Off My MAGA Mother After She Made My Boundaries Abo.../r/AmIOverreacting (2M)48%586
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Let's check in with California real quick.../r/PoliticalCompassMemes (585K)55%478
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜First Tesla - why didn't I buy one sooner ?/r/TeslaModelY (178K)55%456
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Will military invade Canada or Greenland or Panama if ordered by PO.../r/ask (2M)59%499
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜What every one of my restaurant receipts are about to look like/r/EndTipping (24K)52%389

Relative Drama (takes into account the size of the subreddit)

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“Elections are exciting!/r/Ontario_Sub (813)52%840
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“Is the left actually as extreme or woke as a lot of Americans seem .../r/AskUS (3K)53%1613
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜Does this sounds like the ramblings of a mentally fit person to you?/r/AskUS (3K)56%875
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜Should the Trump admin. cut federal funding to the extremely biased.../r/sfbayarea (3K)56%1105
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜EXCLUSIVE: Mark Carney faces plagiarism accusations for 1995 Oxford.../r/Ontario_Sub (813)50%200
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Still waitingโ€ฆ/r/ProfessorMemeology (7K)55%406
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Newark isn't unsafe or dangerous. You're just racist./r/Newark (19K)49%307
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜What every one of my restaurant receipts are about to look like/r/EndTipping (24K)52%389
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Game is good. Racists bad./r/assasinscreed (32K)61%339
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜UNC and Trump Admin/r/UNC (27K)54%192

:marppy: autodrama: returning jobs to dramneurodivergents. :marseycapitalistmanlet: Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion :marseyjamming:

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Pizzacake dunks on the transphobic chuds :marseydunkon:

					
					
					
	

				
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MFW good game
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CHECHENS moving by the Thousands to UKRAINE !!!!

Expected that 9,500 are on way over the next few days !!

>(that's 10 says worth of meat btw :marseyserioushatfact:)

Mass frontal offensive to take place in the next weeks ,ultimately on way to KIEV !!!!

>:marseyxdoubt:

Putin is taking gloves off ...

And nothing that NATO can do !!!

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1743480907vAK3u7LwMoHnmQ.webp

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Going back to the hospital for two weeks :marseyrain:

I don't know what for because I took too much xanax during the scheduling consultation in January and blacked out, no idea what we discussed and what they're gonna do to me. No idea what kind of sadistic sexual perversions the hot oriental nurses will subject me to :marseyhope:.

Someone please post in /h/videos while I'm gone.

Also I'm looking for old TV shows to download before I go so I'll have something to watch, hospitals always got shit wifi around here. !kino @Redactor0

Please send pictures of your armpits to my DMs so that I have something to look forward to while I'm hospitalized.

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Indians be like post bob ๐Ÿ™„

also like !indianmoment !antibharatiya

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17434300161TZH-AogOe_FJw.webp

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Became the first multimillionaire on WPL and made a thread about it

Someone made and posted this before I'd even lost it and I don't like WPL anymore so I'm back

Hello rDrama

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  • hello_how_are_you : China gives survival to 1.3 billion people, Israel gives suffering to 1.3 billion people
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Redditors think that China is a progressive utopia, and Israel is a Nazi dictatorship. Truly the stupidest website. : ProfessorMemeology

					
					
					
	

				
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When you wake up to 20 message pings and realize you have to mute @BWC

It's a shame, about 2 of them were actually funny and/or insightful to.

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Tories :marseynorf: just tried to be funny on Twitter, all heck has broken loose :soyjaktantrum: :soysnooseethe: :chudseethe:

Some social media manager :marseyfoidretard:, no doubt on less than ยฃ30k, has memed the recent :marseymutt: burger group chat faux pas.

They're not beating the leftoid allegations, it's :marseylongpost: long as frick, I haven't even read it as I post this. :marseyshrug: I assume it's unfunny


Twittercels :seethejak:

I know a thing or two about not being funny on social media; fine work.

Same :marseysigh: well I was funny enough to get gigabanned https://i.rdrama.net/images/1742998295tpo_KTvmPaBoFg.webp

Now do the covid WhatsApp messages.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1742998295XhbqBr-Ft07AKw.webp

>caring about COVID in 2025

Conservatives once again proving that they have the political ability of 5 year old's.

Don't make me tap The Graph https://i.rdrama.net/images/1742998295Fcl75cGOVc9-Kg.webp

Wow this is embarrassingโ€ฆ have you lot realised you're bottom of the parliamentary shit pile

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17429982956C6hl2HEoN6rLA.webp this was posted by the Deano you have to fight after defeating all the other Deanos

I'm not being funny guys, but this is one of the worst attempts at 'banter' I've ever seen.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1742998295aFj08mh5WkKeCA.webp put it away jesus christ :#marseypaperbag:


Redditcels :seethejak:

Is this borderline fake news? You wouldn't see shit like this a few years ago, and I feel like its not a great direction in our politics. I know it's meant to be a joke, but I dunno.. It's just ehh..

>omg is this joke hecking misinformation?? :soysnootypefast:

:marseysmughips: this is the 'right wing' bongsub by the way :marseybonggenocide:

Aside from being unfunny, it does seem they are intentionally walking a very close line to actively misleading people into thinking these things are real.

:marseyemojilaugh: The exact same messaging on the leftoid sub :marseyhorseshoe:

Did the very concept of personal responsibility die with Thatcher? :marseyhmm:

Borderline libel maybe?

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17429982950ul_wVPqJYMxpg.webp bong don't sue someone for libel for 5 seconds challenge [IMPOSSIBLE]

I was thinking about this and surely shes treading a fine line for a prosecution.

:marseybongcop: actually the opposition party getting Section 127'd or 2023 OSA'd for an online joke would be :taychefkiss:

May as well just post a photo of Reeves with a speech bubble saying "I AM BIG DUMB DUMB"

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1742998296hJhOP7S9mySS6w.webp yes leftoid political attack ads were famously subtle :marseyxd:

Utterly lame. I wish we could go back to a time when politicians and journ*lists didn't feel they had to be comedians as well.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1742998296UFnzBFtbxatlcg.webp You should've listened, anon.

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Hawk on the twee

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1743465181_Ow32U_mGGcG2g.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1743465181Ht95vw5Fxx3LXw.webp

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Reddit is confused why American airports in 2025 look like European airports 40 years ago

					
					

Rome Airport

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1743103635yjK0tJxwK9wNpQ.webp

Every bank in Italy

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1743103635fmRWao-g47ITfQ.webp

Vatican Guard in full LARP gear

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1743103636L-7Fhjs0gUqYVg.webp

Vatican Guard without his Pagliaccio costume

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1743103636nozGWMo-VapjMQ.webp

!burgers European governments think guns are awesome but fear an armed populace

!firearms

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I shouted until I was exhausted that transphobia is the signature essential value of White Identity Extremism and MAGA, and I did these things in the face of a deluge of death threats, harassment, and worse. For my trouble I am likely to be tortured to death in an offshore concentration camp

Msโ€Š. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net) 2025-03-23T20:44:50.699Z

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1742833575Nls2GqurNTLV_w.webp

Inshallah

:#marseyinshallah:

Wtf was /r/voteblue lmao, did reddit really need ANOTHER bot infested DNC shill sub? You go Penny, you saved the election .......

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Compilation of April Fools' Day 2025 in Vidya so far! :marseynotes:

!vidya !g*mers

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Couples who can't have kids aren't childfree!

					
					
					
	

				
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It's over. Jewsh's internet defending charity has been debanked. :marseyitsover:
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This is the big celebrity scandal of the moment. It's hard to follow because of course everyone involved is named Kim and the guy is such a generic effeminate flower boy, but I think it goes something like this:

  • A few years ago a rising star actress in her early 20s, let's just call her Kim for short, is drunk driving and crashes, knocking out power to lots of homes.

  • She gets fired and written out of the shows she's on.

  • This is of course not enough for the Korean internet. They have to constantly talk about what a horrible person she is. It doesn't help that she's so based she has a big drunken birthday party a couple months later.

  • She goes broke from paying compensation for the damage she did and because, this being Korea, her management company ripped off most of what she'd made.

  • This February she ropes and in traditional Korean fashion everyone who had hounded her into suicide is suddenly in mourning.

  • Plot twist: It turns out some much older celebrity had been banging her since she was 15. Now the internet wants him dead.

Now we're at the phase where everyone is blaming everyone with accusations being thrown around like her parents were pimping her out. Which seems pretty likely because how does your 15-year old daughter get r*ped by this guy on a regular basis and you don't notice?

So anyway, it's your typical Korean gossip story.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1743073074fS3CG8UlB3oUZQ.webp

:#marseylibations:

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White wakanda has fallen, the US must collapse :chuditsover:

Entire thread of people sneeding over nogs going on a vacation to waifuland.

Kek a last stand for chubby Mayoids and their waifus in Australia.

The overlap between elite human capital and your typical Twitter chud is nonexistent (I had a 1550 and a 34 so I count as EHC).

The greatest gift ever given to nogs is apparently being able to travel to white wakanda.

A Latinx has been spotted, billions must die

Hot foids are traveling too???

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Blumpf floats idea of serving third term

>NBC's Kristen Welker asked Trump if one potential avenue to a third term was having Vice President JD Vance run for the top job and "then pass the baton to you."

>"Well, that's one," Trump responded. "But there are others too. There are others."

>"Can you tell me another?" Welker asked in the early morning interview, before Trump left his Mar-a-Lago resort to spend the day at his nearby golf course.

>"No," Trump replied.

Lol

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:marseystarbucks: /r/starbucks wagies discuss their favourite morning shift drinks. They're all terrible and hardly any include coffee

					
					

>work in coffee shop

>what should I drink during my morning shift to give me energy :marseyclueless:

Let's look at the comments.


Caffeine doesn't affect me so I need sugar to keep me up. I usually make myself a nice hot tea with some honey to sip during opening and then a sweet cream nitro shot a couple hours in and a nice hot chocolate with caramel for my first break. Then if I start fading later a shot of flavoured CF (sometimes with an espresso shot in it for flavour) to keep me going.

Dependent on sugar :marseyhmm:? I wonder why :marseyclueless:?

Her profile is exactly what you'd expect: overweight, asexual and regularly reviews and posts about /r/toogoodtogo sweet bundles. She also uses the worst phone font I've ever seen:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1742889380Uv7KK14GpAaNLQ.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1742889380SEsxBe44EiY1nw.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17428893805IN3eJdukK2ztA.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1742889380afnb2-2cKJ6Y6Q.webp


Not coffee but 1. Half orange juice half defense up over ice 2. Melon burst topped w defense up 3. Melon burst topped w SAR and light Blackberry :)

lol


tropical citrus no green tea sub refresher of your choice :)

>work at Starbucks

>drink juice

>want people to believe that you're a serious barista


Venti Vanilla Sweet Cream Cold Brew w/ 1 extra pumps of vanilla โค๏ธ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿ˜˜

You're going to die.


i ask the partners i open with to pick a number 6 through 12 and then chug that many blonde shots, this typically wakes me up lol

You might already be dead.


If you are going to drink a very high caffeine beverage, make sure you use milk with the highest fat content possible, it will help shield you from a crash later and extend the potency of the caffeine. For me now, the minimum is breve but I used to just add a pat of butter to steamed coconut/almond mix and it worked well as a "bulletproof" latte.

This dude's adding butter to his latte :marseydead:


If you don't like oat milk or blonde espresso, I recommend a shaken espresso sub 3 white mocha and 2 brown sugar syrup with cinnamon powder. I used to get half white mocha half toffee nut butโ€ฆ. Rip toffee nut.


Midnight drink, 3 scoops of vanilla bean powder, and extra coconut milk.

Apparently the Midnight Drink is:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1742889380hS--3h0NaWICKA.webp

Delicious flavors of sweet blackberries paired with notes of sage are shaken with ice, coconutmilk and blackberry inclusionsโ€”a perfect balance of flavors creating a refreshing, craveable beverage for the season.


Coffee?

:#marseyburgers:

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!aichads !weebs !anime !g*mers

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Total chud victory, Tencent buys 25% of Ubisoft

I believe they will be the single largest shareholder with a 32% voting share.

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