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Most Based Comments
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Immediate family? No. The only other sibling is his sister and she's 20-ish. She does baby sit in fairness to her. Widening net to cousins etc none stepped forward. They definitely are there on my wife's side at least. Not sure about his side. (1595)
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I did that with another story the other day and I got the same thing 💀 Dead internet is looking really real rn (1294)
Are we the orphans of the dead internet? Who will care for us? (561)
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NAH. It's a devastatingly sad situation but your wife is doing what's best for her and you're doing what's best for the children. I can't get my head round your wife saying no either BUT she's not an AH for it. Some people really don't want kids and that's their right. Unfortunately, you may have to choose between them. (323)
Angriest Comments
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This is the correct response. You have not been an butthole. it's a tragic situation that said, she is not wrong either.This will most likely end your marriage and it's a tough spot you have to choose. She made it clear upfront her view of her life. You agreed to that view. Your view changed hers didn't. So you either go back to the lines you both drew together or get ready to start drawing lines without her. She's not wrong or a bad person for this. If you choose her you have to do it under the pretense you can never resent her for this. Can you do that? If you chose the kids and your marriage ends, would you ever resent the kids? There is not an option here that is not going to leave you with massive "what if" questions. Only you can decide what's most important. You are not the butthole unless you resent your decision and others suffer for it. She's not the butthole cause she is just keeping her word about what her life view is. There's nothing wrong with that.Edit due to the 100+ r... (795)
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Just because she doesn't want to do want you and op wants her to, doesn't make her a bad person. A bad person, is trying to force your beliefs onto others then, slandering them when they refuses. (1)
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I am cautiously optimistic that we will reach the $4B/day FY2026 reduction this weekend https://t.co/XQBK3rqkwo
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) February 1, 2025
Reducing the federal deficit from $2T to $1T in FY2026 requires cutting an average of
$4B/day in projected 2026 spending from now to Sept 30.
That would still result in a $1T deficit, but economic growth should be able to match that number, which would mean no inflation in 2026.
Super big deal.
I am cautiously optimistic that we will reach the $4B/day FY2026 reduction this weekend https://t.co/XQBK3rqkwo
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) February 1, 2025
I am cautiously optimistic that we will reach the $4B/day FY2026 reduction this weekend
I am cautiously optimistic that we will reach the $4B/day FY2026 reduction this weekend https://t.co/XQBK3rqkwo
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) February 1, 2025
Elon Musk's DOGE commission gains access to sensitive Treasury payment systems
WASHINGTON (AP) — The Department of Government Efficiency, run by President Donald Trump's billionaire adviser and Tesla CEO Elon Musk, has gained access to sensitive Treasury data including Social Security and Medicare customer payment systems, according to two people familiar with the situation.
https://apnews.com/article/donald-trump-elon-musk-doge-treasury-5e26cc80fcb766981cea56afd57ae759
"They seem to want Treasury to be the chokepoint on payments, and that's unprecedented," the person added, emphasizing that it is not the bureau's role to decide which payments to make — it is "just to make the f-ing payments."
https://www.cnn.com/2025/01/31/politics/doge-treasury-department-federal-spending/index.html
Federal Outlays Breakdown, these are what the treasury actually pays out
Throughout this page, we use outlays to represent spending. This is money that has actually been paid out and not just promised to be paid. When issuing a contract or grant, the U.S. government enters a binding agreement called an obligation. This means the government promises to spend the money, either immediately or in the future. As an example, an obligation occurs when a federal agency signs a contract, awards a grant, purchases a service, or takes other actions that require it to make a payment. Obligations do not always result in payments being made, which is why we show actual outlays that reflect actual spending occurring.
Napkin math with last years numbers:
Social Security: $374 B (19.7%)
National Defense: $262 B (13.8%)
Health: $246 B (13.0%)
Net Interest: $242 B (12.8%)
Medicare: $233 B (12.3%)
Income Security: $162 B (8.5%)
Veterans Benefits and Services: $105 B (5.5%)
Education, Training, Employment, and Social Services: $52 B (2.7%)
Natural Resources and Environment: $39 B (2.1%)
Transportation: $36 B (1.9%)
Other: $43 B (2.3%)
Total Outlays Spending: $1.9 trillion
Assuming boomers and the defense companies
are untouchable and muskrat
isn't r-slurred enough to default on interest payments overnight this can be met by immediately halting payments for:
- Income security(162b) + Vets services(105b) + Education(52b) + Environment (39b) + transportation (36b) + Other(43b) = (.162+.105+.052+.039+0.036+.043) trillion = 0.437 Trillion dollars
Lets slap on a halt for all healthcare outlays including medicaid for 246b to get 0.683 Trillion dollars . Nowhere near enough dollarydoos to meet the target.
Lets make some harder sacrifices. All outlays to the penta-GONE (262b) for 0.945 Trillion. Now the target can easily be solved by reducing SS payments by 14%
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Bigger picture 1 trillion dollars is 3.65% of nominal GDP and 1 trillion dollars worth of outlays being halted for a year from this scheme fires a solid chunk of 2 million soldiers, 2 million federal employees, every contractor so something like ~5-7 million people? Pulling some galaxy brained napkin math out my butt thats 1/16th the total workforce for an additional 6% unemployment not including private sector income loss by sept 30.
UPDATE: FAKE NEWS
MULTIPLE ABOVE SPENDING BUDGET BY 3
Will this go through ?
Who knows ? Its literally the most illegally r-slurred way of cutting the deficit imaginable
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But muskrat says its the plan and this is what the payments system controls
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So I fricked up and booked my hotel for the same Friday in May instead of tonight. I still got a room, but it's going to be $800/night instead of $350/night like I'd planned. That really sucks.
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https://old.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/1ik9krr/i_just_learned_that_i_have_aphentasia/
I'd ask why would brainlets publicly admit they are brainlets...
but I then remember they are, in fact, brainlets
. !nooticers !pings
@Kongvann can you make a chatgpt pull that autopopulates relevant reddit comments, as a phone poster that is difficult and I'm lazy enough
. !codecels
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Might want to move to a different part of the state if you're that ignorant (-83)
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The Goat in Carmel used to fly the Blue Lives Matter flag and often has Fox News playing on their TV. (26)
Make sure to call the DEI department when you need a police officer. (-53)
Angriest Comments
Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡
Me not agreeing with the logic isn't marginalizing them. Can I ask why it's so important for them to be validated by others? Believe what you want. Let me believe what I want. I'm not disrespecting them but you can't change your DNA. (1)
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It's your right as an American 🇺🇸 to have and voice your opinions beliefs- it's also your right to be wrong. MAGA is not the problem. It's the infighting and tribalism that divide us. I just want the best for America and its citizens. We should all be able to revolve around this point. We are all Americans. (-1)
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Not mad - just pointing out the left's hypocrisy. What if a conservative said they didn't want to support trans businesses? Y'all would call them every name in the book. (-16)
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Geopolitical Analysis
"We lost the 20 rangs of soft power because of Drumpf, we need them ALL", says the geopolitical experts on ARR SLASH DRAMA @nuclearshill
@JimieWhales
"We don't need ANY RINGS", says @Dude
You're both wrong.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
If one ring rules them all, the lesser rings are COMPLETELY USELESS!!
They're cuck rings, they literally bind you to the One Ring.
While we're wasting our taxpayer money on the 19 cuck rings, CHINA is taking the One Ring for herself. That's geopolitical suicide.
USAID knew this, so... why are they wasting our money?
Simple.
FRAUD
Rangs of Soft Power
Here's an accounting of the 19 lesser rings we WASTED our money on:
Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky
1. Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion (DEI) Musical in Ireland
2. Transgender Opera in Colombia
3. Peruvian Transgender Comic Book Series
Seven for the dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
4. Electric Vehicles for Vietnam
5. Tourism Promotion in... Egypt.
6. "Condom" Purchases for Gaza
7. A Fish Farm in Afghanistan (That Was Immediately Abandoned)
8. A (Failed) Sesame Street Adaptation in Pakistan
9. A Mango Farming Initiative in Haiti (That Didn't Sell Any Mangoes )
10. DEI Advancement in Serbian Workplaces
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
11. S*x Reassignment Surgeries in Guatemala
12. A (Failed) Program to Teach Kenyan Youth How to Use Instagram to Become Influencers
13. A Reality TV Show in Afghanistan to Promote Democracy
14. Training Mongolian Yak Herders to Use Social Media
15. A Gender Studies Degree Program in Bangladesh
16. A Climate Change Board Game for Young Activists in the Philippines
17. A "Hip-Hop Dance for Empowerment" Program in Senegal
18. A Workshop on Writing Feminist Poetry in Kyrgyzstan
19. A Program to Train Ukrainian Farmers to Write Grant Applications in English
Not only did they spend millions trying to acquire 19 worthless rings, but they LOST FIVE of them. The sesame street ring, the fish farm ring, the Mango ring, and last but not least, our Kenyan Influencer ring was pawned for a Dodge Hellcat.
All this to say we only needed the one ring TO RULE THEM ALL, we only need the AIDS ring for teaching Africans not to pound sand into their foreskin. Obviously Mordor refers to Africa because it's "Where the Shadows Lie". Shadows are black, what else is black? You guessed it. BIPOCs.
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TikTok will be sold to an American company and continue operating. - 59 bets
It will be sold to a non-US company and @hACAppy_2025 will win at slots, namaste - 11 bets
TikTok will be kill - 89 bets
Tim Apple will bravely refuse to remove TikTok from the Apple store, in bold DEFIANCE of the kkkorupt kkkapitalist kkkrooks running the so-called "United" States - 9 bets
It will be sold to and promptly renamed TixTox - 3 bets
!remindme 24 hours "close the toktik"
!bets !goomble !goomblers !goombling !asians
Closed.
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Wildcard Thread, Divisional Thread Regular Season MVP betting is still open.
NFC is Commanders @ Eagles Sunday Jan 26 3:00 PM Eastern
AFC is Bills @ Chiefs Sunday Jan 26 6:30 PM Eastern
Of the earlier bets we had 14 teams and 7 teams have been trimmed down to 4 and 2 options
For the 14 team free for all bet for a pot of 186 bets/37,200 coins
AFC for 88 bets/17,600 coins
NFC for 115 bets/23,000 coins
pings: !mensfootball !goomble !goomblers !bets @BILLYBIGBOLLOCKS
@Freak-Off
@Drippo
@SpudsMackenzie
I know, that's a lot of losers! However, here's a bonus chance to recuperate some of those loses or for winning chads to double down on their sports wisdom. The 5th bet here & 3rd bet in the games below is just for me to add bonus money. If you click it you are throwing your money away and/or are a self-less patron of gamblers.
Of the 4 remaining teams Who will win the Super Bowl
Chiefs - 171 bets
Bills - 91 bets
Eagles - 93 bets - WINNER!
Commanders - 59 bets
DON'T CLICK THIS - 69 bets
closed
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