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REMEMBER YOUR OATH, BRAVE SOLDIERS!
"I'm feeling so defeated and depressed as a two fed family. I can't take much more of this."
"I have honestly cried most of the day today. ."
"I've been scared for myself and my friends/work family."
"I'm a middle school social studies teacher and everything I keep seeing just makes me think of 1930s Germany or 1950s Russia."
"I did not sign up to be customer service rep to die and compromise my health. I'm bordering suicidal and had to have my antidepressants upped today."
Jesus Christ, burgers, what the frick did Trump/Elon do?? Is this just about laying off federal employees??
link to the literal Command HQ of the Reddit army
.webp?h=10 "Current Thing (support) - Slava Ukraini!")
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Those minnesota links are to a channel/playlist that just redirects to a channel (not an actual livestream)
right now some guy is talking about midwifes
DRUMPF is finished
[SEETHE LEVEL 10] 
If you are a conservative and you support Trump, you are a traitor, to the whole entire country : AskCanada 
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leafcucks are BIG MAD! 2,105 comments of delicious Canadian seethe to pour onto your pancakes 
I didn't realise Trump did this? 
I'm a conservative, I agree with Trudeaus response… we have too respond we can't just sit back
Entire Canadian military force:
Traitors..?
Frogs go literally two seconds without switching sides challenge
As an American, I'm so sorry that our idiotic country voted for this guy.
please love me
Mass protests in all 50 states are planned for February 5th.
mass protests huh?
Uh, yeah almost like Canada is just an American state at this point, huh? Someone 
should do something about that...
chuds are so fricking boring
He declared WAR? No way. Do you have a link to anything saying that?
Nowadays they're fought with 
!
By the way, THE ENTIRE SUBREDDIT is just a huge struggle session about DJT. 
There's more seethe here than I know what to do with.
https://old.reddit.com/r/AskCanada/comments/1ig4q57/asking_the_important_question_everyday_is_trump/ REPORTMAXXERS IN IN IN 
All I can see is a people ripe for conquering. Demoralised and impotent, the Canadian nation has jeeted itself into irrelevance. 
!leafs weigh in
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A recent discussion I had about AGP got me thinking about which fetishes cross the line into a psychological disorder and it occured to me that ever Masochist I've ever met has been self destructive outside of their BDSM shit and every sadist I've met has been sadistic outside of their s*x life too so idea that the whole thing is a LARP isn't very convincing to me.
Granted, I'm working with a small sample size but the one hardcore sadist I met IRL was a huge bully in his teen years who did all his "roleplay" with severely depressed chicks and also liked hurting people or watching them get hurt people for the heck of it outside of his s*x life and had other antisocial traits. He was also into the really extreme stuff like crying and bleeding.
I've met several women into it and unsurprisingly all of them had really low self esteem and depression.
I'm fully aware that a gossip site with a strong bullying subculture may be the wrong place to talk about this so feel free to call me an r-slured cute twink or something.
Department to Tie Funding 
to Marriage 
and Birth 
Rates, this has triggered the real womxn of /r/TwoX 
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offers increased child tax credit to encourage people to have kids
offers more money to cities that encourage people to have kids
House boomer 
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Absolutely not say Huffpo journos; it's actually very medically dangerous and problematic 
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Limit social media consumption as much as possible, but recognize that you cannot eliminate it altogether
Based and actually great advice 
Pay attention to the comments you make about your own bodies in front of your children and the attitudes toward exercise and food you're displaying. Be mindful of the kinds of messages your kids are getting from their entertainment and social media activity.
Don't shame your kids for eating an entire box of Swiss Rolls, chud 
Comment sections also expose posters and viewers to harsh critiques about people's bodies, which can fuel more insecurity and low self-esteem.
Very interesting how wanting to work out and feel better 
is a harmful social contagion 
but 
ing out 
absolutely is not 
.webp?h=10 "Harambe (No Eyes) - GRRRAAHHHH!! UGH UGH UGH!! OOOH OOOH OOOOH! HOOO HOOO! RAAAAHHHRR!! UGH! OOOOOOOHHHHHH!! GRAAAHHH!! RRRRRAAAAHHH! OOOOH! GRRRR!!")
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This is one of the most amazing things I’ve ever seen pic.twitter.com/0wkJA1TLt0
— Lauren McKenzie (@TheMcKenziest) February 4, 2025
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Chicago LandStacy Suzie Wilson owns 800 vacant lots in Chicago, and the city has fined her $15M for trash that other people have dumped on the properties.
Vacant land is cheap (one property in question cost $3k) and has low property taxes. A real estate company in cahoots with a friendly assessor could buy up vacant land for cheap, have it appraised at its max value, and use that as collateral against more profitable investments. (There's no evidence Wilson did this, just a reason why you might buy 800 empty lots). You might also just flip them later for more.
It's a common scam in Chicago to get someone to pay you to haul off some trash, then drive around the corner and dump it on the ground. Tires are even better for this because you can claim a "hazmat disposal fee" of $25/tire and then just push it off your truck somewhere.
But the city requires you to maintain all properties you own, and will fine you for "harboring rats" which means basically having a pile of anything on your property.
Now, as far as I can tell, there are no actual tenants who have been wronged, just angry neighbors, but you know how Reddit hates Persons of Land. Redditors and other rentoids are calling for jail or worse.
THE PUNCHLINE: She formed a company in North Dakota to manage the properties called FCOC (Frick the City of Chicago).
Comments from Block Club's instagram post:
https://instagram.com/reel/DFVsjF_P1_A/
"How is one person able to own 812 properties in just a few neighborhoods in the city, that's insane"
Yeah the government should tell you how much of any one thing you should own.
"You know what would be great for all these lots. Not just to put buildings on them but to make small Parks."
The rent is too high! Also, limit the supply of housing.
https://instagram.com/p/DFImltvubhk/
"These type of families have been a burden on Black families for a long time."
Black families want vacant lots?
"PRISON. She & her sister should be in prison for doing what they've done to these areas. And it is NO surprise that they chose these locations to let their properties go to heck. It shld be illegal to own this many possibly residential properties, particularly so concentratedly."
Prison for not picking up old tires someone else dumped on your land.
"I hope these properties go to people who can take care of them and rebuild communities."
Nope they are being sold to corporate landlords only, for development.
"the way this sale is structured individual buyers will not be allowed to purchase/bid on properties. Only corporate/foreign investors can surmount the requirements."
"White privilege and Chicago lack of accountability"
No way to talk about a PoL
"Suburbanites buy these properties to devalue black communities by driving property values down while property taxes go up. Gentrification."
Yeah, she bought those empty lots and racked up those fines to OWN Black communities.
"lynching lanlords all 25"
Democrats do love a lynching
"How did they get to own 800 in a city they don't live in? amerikkka the criminal enterprise country allows it is how."
I mean, she lives in the west suburbs. The kkk was in the original post, not an rdrama substitution.
https://old.reddit.com/r/chicago/comments/1cdzijf/suzie_b_wilson_king_of_rats/
"At what point does this become criminal instead of civil?" "
"415 ILCS 5/21, prohibits the open dumping of waste. Section 55(a) of the Act, 415 ILCS 5/55 (a), prohibits open dumping of used or waste tires.
It is criminal. There is a statute on the books making it crime, so it's a criminal offense."
Well, yeah, if you're the one that dumped the trash.
"She should be in jail. Don't pay your tickets, go to jail. "
ABOLISH PRISONS! ALSO JAIL PEOPLE FOR LITTERING!
"Hope she gets cancer."
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BEST 
For me it was many years ago when I finally finally got together with a lad I'd had a crush on for about 3 years. About 2 months after we started seeing each other he invited me to his house. Which is where he committed the unforgivable sin of picking up a broom and sweeping the kitchen floor.
this neighbor sweeping 
I took a man to bed and in the throws of passion he bent me over and as he inserted I did the loudest most drawn out fanny fart in human history. Sounded like a ship coming in to dock. He went as limp as an under-cooked prawn instantly.
Hahahahahaha its called a queef u limey b-word
!fartneighbors vagina fart valid or naw?
Talked about a gay dating website and his obsession with bussy. Then said in a hush tone that "the capybara was a mussad spy" whatever that means. When the check came he threatened me with a "dorg" if i didn't pay.
GOOD 
Interesting how many of these, despite being trivial, are somehow signifiers of unmanliness!
true
I spoke to a guy on the phone (from a dating site) - he said I made him chuckle. That was the end of the call for me.
LOL chuckle is such a straggy word almost as straggy as "lol".... IRONIC LOL!!!!!!
he had feminine hands
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A boyfriend used to use the car indicator by gripping it between his thumb and index finger, with the rest of his fingers up in the air. It gave me the completely irrational ick.
true
I binned one because he smelled of nothing. No soap, no toothpaste, no body odour, no strags or beer or dust - nothing at all. It was like trying to communicate with a ghost.
It was worse than the one I binned for ordering decaf coffee. No, it isn't just the same only without the caffeine. Or the one I never even considered saying yes to a date with because he vaguely waved a teabag at a cup of watery milk from the opposite end of the staff kitchen before adding 4 heaped spoons of sugar.
true
Meeting in the nearest city and rang me to ask where he should park. Ick.
Went to eat at Ginos restaurant, you know the chain. Walked in and he called it posh. ick
Then while waiting for our food, told me he'd never tried wine. Ever. Ick ick ick
true
MADE ME ANGRY 
I was instantly planning my exit from a guy who wore a hand knitted jumper his mum had made him on our second date 😂
i love my mom 😾
My husband says he's going to go and shower, instead of going to have a shower, and it is one of the many things that make me think I can't live with him much longer
if i am living with someone i do the same thing, so they have chance to go to the bathroom before hand.
its common courtesy when u r living with someone and only have 1 bathroom.
Went to a pub for first date. To pay for the drinks he got a little leather purse out of his pocket and counted out the coins. That shows you how long ago that was when you could buy two drinks with loose change. It was the careful way he counted it. It looked so miserly.
anti semitism!!!!
] That helicopter pilot. You know the one. !friendsofredactor0, this bet is for you.
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Definitely a transwoman. I feel it in my bones. - 28 bets
Terrible driving? 100% biofoid. - 288 bets
Only a moid could be that stupid. - 29 bets
We'll never know 
(wins if we don't find out who the pilot was before 2026) - 8 bets
Send me the article when we find out, and don't yap at me if we already know who the pilot is because:
A. That just means the bet is literally free money.
B. I don't watch the news.
C. It's almost midnight. Go to bed.
D. :marseysassy:
!remindme 24 hours "close the helipcotper"
closed
YouTuber got bored of pretending to have an illness so is now pretending to recover! 
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Literally DAYS after getting married (audacity 
) and therefore securing an income, mediocre Physics youtuber contracted a fake illness called 'Long COVID', which has no medical basis in reality.
She very much enjoyed the free money and attention being rained over her in volumes that were far greater than they ever were when she was making videos about 
hecking science.
However, this career move seems to have dried up since Fresh competition has now shown up on the scene and is drawing the attention of her simps.
Though her years of living out the female fantasy of being a waking corpse are behind her, the reality of having wasted several fertile years on a grift may dawn on her soon. 
What causes a sufferer of 'Long COVID' to suddenly recover with no apparent changes to treatment? Are there any other diseases that suddenly go into remission with no impetus? It's one of the many mysteries about the female body that doctors must investigate, like why PCOS magically stops existing when you lose 20lbs. 
We'll just never know.
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We spent over $1M *each* on the first two @jeremysrazors commercials.
— Jeremy Boreing (@JeremyDBoreing) February 6, 2025
On this latest one, we spent like forty-seven. Dollars.
AI is here. It presents many new challenges. It presents many new opportunities, too.
This commercial couldn’t have been made without AI. Or, at least,… pic.twitter.com/n88JXwZ3IQ
: You get one billion dollars worth of bombs and killdozers! 
...have fun! 
puts rDrama users out of a job, effortposts a compilation of top shelf redditor sneething
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Congrats to Mexico voters! 🇲🇽
— Geiger Capital (@Geiger_Capital) February 3, 2025
*MEXICAN PRESIDENT SHEINBAUM SAYS HAD A GOOD CONVERSATION WITH TRUMP
*WILL DEPLOY 10,000 NATIONAL GUARD IMMEIDATLEY TO BORDER TO AVOID TRAFFICKING OF DRUGS TO U.S.
*TARIFFS DELAYED FOR A MONTH https://t.co/qJ4oI08guG
Blackface trusted the bean yenta to team up on Donald and he got fricked
She's kinda based for it tbh
- MONKEYPOX_IS_A_CHOICE : THIS IS ACTUALLY A GREAT FEATURE THANK YOU
NEW AWARD ADDED TOO DETAILS INSIDE MARSEY MEDIA PLAYER IS NOW PLAYING AT THE BOTTOM OF EVERY PAGE
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Please thank @Kongvann for this or else
Also there's a new furry award in the shop, as you can see here on this post 
not limited to just the house! Now everyone can dabble in yiffing OwO
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This is going to have hilariously predictable consequences.
Prices will fall for things we produce & prices will climb for things we don't. When Trump had a much smaller trade war in 2018 the price of corn fell by 20% over 2 months because countervailing tarrifs and it wasn't until Rona that they recovered.
Futures started pricing this in on Friday (all grains were down, meat was up) but Monday is going to be fun. Anyone who owns a farm in the US and isn't a corp who can hedge this is fricked.
First consumer price to see movement is going to be onions as they don't have a futures market. Anything that's harvest to supermarket in days-weeks will be next, anything that gets sprayed with water/is refrigerated.
We are also going to see next week if congress are going to hide in the corner while their authority is being usurped or not. POTUS doesn't have authority to do tarrifs like this absent a declaration of war.
Edit: Canada have already announced countervailing tarrifs. https://globalnews.ca/news/10992959/donald-trump-tariffs-canada-feb-1/ waiting for the schedule and hoping they are troll enough to stick 100% on Teslas for the lulz.
- DickButtKiss : Cloak n dagger been in the game the whole time, its not a new release dumbass - trans lives matter
- FamilyGuyShill : someone ban this coomer r-slur le s*x = le funny
- prrk2 : this is not an effortpost
- H : I assumed Cloak and Dagger were always dating. They've been around for probably 40 years.
EFFORTPOST
BBC CHADS, WE WON
Marvel Rivals, the extremely popular F2P Overwatch clone with a Marvelslop skin has unleashed upon the normgroid masses a VANTABLACK 
that slvtty blonde PAWGs are B V I L T for the biggest blackest dark coal BBC, and as a result, this has caused a lot of discussion among Xwitter and Rule 34 normgroids about BBC porn being racist and problematic
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https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/701528492
For those who are unaware:
These is Cloak and Dagger, a Marvelslop superhero duo:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloak_and_Dagger_(characters)
Cloak (Tyrone "Ty" Johnson) and Dagger (Tandy Bowen) are a superhero duo appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics. Created by writer Bill Mantlo and artist Ed Hannigan, the characters first appeared in Peter Parker, the Spectacular Spider-Man #64 (March 1982).
Cloak and Dagger are teenagers who were injected with synthetic heroin that gave them the twin superpowers of light and darkforce control. Dagger can create daggers of light and use her power to heal, while Cloak can teleport and turn intangible through the darkforce. Both draw powers from the emotions of those they touch, Dagger through hope and Cloak through fear.
THE BLACK GUY IS LITERALLY NAMED TYRONE 
Now if you thought that in the comics and in the Disneyslop they were not BBCpilled enough, well then, now these are Cloak and Dagger in the based and chinxpilled kino that saved the VVest:
Predictably, the most popular canon BMWF couple in modern vidya have been an absolute goldmine for BBC kino 
Below is my opinion on this matter:
Tandy Bowen from Marvel Rivals is BVILT for the most vantablack BIPOCcoal Sub-Saharan African BIPOC mandingo Congolese BBCs, she is THE biggest blonde-haired mudshark BIPOClover coal burner in all of Western Comic book history, it is astounding how literal fricking Chinks were able to handcraft and make a sluty White girl character design that screams "I FRICK BIPOCS!" more than that, her perfect coal burner butt, her mudshark tits, her fancy rich BIPOClover swinger's party slut personality, her mudshark-coded snowbunny dominatrix demeaner, her blonde hair that is the peak BIPOCfricker coal burner mating call.... frick, it is unbelievable how much these Chinks with microscopic peepees intentionally made her look like the peak BIPOClover, not even the most BBC-obsessed Amerimutt would have come up with such explicit and perfect snowbunny White girl design that are undeniably coded for s*x with sweaty African Nigerian African migrants, I love when Tandy Bowen from Marvel Rivals gets vaginally penetrated and creampied by the most vantablack dark BIPOCcoal Sub-Saharan African BIPOC Congolese BBC, like, think about it for a moment, imagine the most gorilla looking mandingo BIPOC you ever saw, blackest gorilla BIPOC ever, big, dumb, and sweaty with a meaty BBC tittyfricking this slut and spraying his load all over her. Making her lick the remains from his BBC and then he takes this White whore and shoves his big black meat inside her kitty and pumps her for an hour before he roars a jungle gorilla roar after he empties his balls inside her and lets his Mandingo BIPOC seed fertilize her BIPOClet-bearing womb. Then he keeps her as his personal cumslut where their lips are sealed to his BBC. Her body craving for a big, dumb, and violent gorilla BIPOC who will create BNWO with his BBC. Marvel Rivals sluts getting bred like farm animals by big black peepees that jackhammer their fertile pink kitties like there is no tomorrow. Furthermore, I've been a union contractor for over 20 years now and I have the experience to say just by looking at those pictures without a doubt, in my expert professional opinion that, this woman was constructed in such a way that she conform to the rigorous set of building codes and standards that makes her not only legally but also judiciously !builtfor !BBC. Tandy Bowen is BVILT for BBC, architected for Africans, erected for ebony, sculpted for BIPOCs, stacked for black, created for coal, materialized for melanin, slave for sambo, spawned for spades, anointed for BIPOCs, shaped for apes, toned for Tyrone, custom equipped, manufactured, artisan crafted, formed by nature, smithed, created and consecrated for BBC 
BBC interracial slut Tandy Bowen, Tandy Bowen BBC interracial gangbang, Tandy Bowen BBC interracial creampie compilation, Tandy Bowen BBC interracial double penetration, Tandy Bowen BBC interracial anal slut, Tandy Bowen gangbanged by BIPOCs, Tandy Bowen, impregnated by BIPOCs, Tandy Bowen procreating with BIPOCs and giving birth to BIPOClets, Tandy Bowen sucking big black BIPOC peepee, Tandy Bowen deepthroats big black African BIPOC peepee, Tandy Bowen shooting interracial porn films with 10 BIPOCs, Tandy Bowen best interracial porn scene AVN award, "Tandy Bowen gangbanged and creampied by BBC" most searched interracial porn category, Tandy Bowen BBC interracial bukkake, Tandy Bowen swallows BIPOC c*m from BBCs, Tandy Bowen drinks BIPOC piss from BBCs, Tandy Bowen licks BIPOC anuses, Tandy Bowen tongues a BIPOC's anus, Tandy Bowen rimming BIPOC buttholes, big black BIPOCs ejaculating in Tandy Bowen's slutty snowbunny face, big black BIPOCs ejaculating inside Tandy Bowen's mouth, big black BIPOCs ejaculating inside Tandy Bowen's vagina, big black BIPOCs ejaculating inside Tandy Bowen's butthole, big black BIPOCs pissing in Tandy Bowen's slutty snowbunny face, big black BIPOCs pissing inside Tandy Bowen's mouth, big black BIPOCs pissing inside Tandy Bowen's vagina, big black BIPOCs pissing inside Tandy Bowen's butthole, big black BIPOCs cumming and pissing on Tandy Bowen's slutty snowbunny face, big black BIPOCs cumming and pissing inside Tandy Bowen's mouth, big black BIPOCs cumming and pissing inside Tandy Bowen's vagina, big black BIPOCs cumming and pissing inside Tandy Bowen's butthole, Tandy Bowen invades a male public bathroom in Africa to drink BIPOC piss and swallow BIPOC c*m, Tandy Bowen drinks a cocktail drink of BIPOC c*m and BIPOC piss, a video of Tandy Bowen getting double penetrated and gangbanged by four BIPOCs and drinking BIPOC piss and BIPOC c*m gets livestreamed on the United Nations Security Council meeting, Tandy Bowen licks and swallows BBC creampies from other Marvel Rivals girls' vaginas, Tandy Bowen gets r*ped by a pack of feral BIPOCs, Tandy Bowen getting gangbanged by BIPOCs in Africa, Tandy Bowen getting gangbanged by BIPOCs in the BIPOC ghetto, Tandy Bowen getting gangbanged by 10 BIPOCs on a livestreamed interracial orgy, Tandy Bowen sucking the big black peepees of ten BIPOCs and swallowing loads of BIPOC sperm from BBCs, Tandy Bowen swallowing loads of BIPOC piss from BBCs, Tandy Bowen drinks BIPOC sperm and urine from big black BIPOC peepees, Tandy Bowen is a potty for BIPOCs, Tandy Bowen is a public urinal for BIPOCs, Tandy Bowen is a fleshlight for BIPOCs, Tandy Bowen is a s*x toy for BIPOCs, Tandy Bowen is prime breeding material for BIPOCs, Tandy Bowen was made to be fricked and creampied by BIPOCs, Tandy Bowen is a BBC slut, Tandy Bowen is a BBC whore, Tandy Bowen is a BIPOC lover, Tandy Bowen is a coal burner, Tandy Bowen is a race-mixer, Tandy Bowen is a mudshark, Tandy Bowen is a BBC slut certified BVILT for the most vantablack BIPOCcoal Sub-Saharan African BIPOC BBC. 
As a result of Marvel Rivals being an extremely popular mainstream superhero slop game with explicit PAWG snowbunnies who canonically love Bibisis, the normgroids have been affected by the BBCsphere and are now 
about why fetishizing BIPOC folx is problematic and racist sweaty, such as this example of a 400 IQ black king writing an essay on the racist problems on cartoon BBC porn on the internet:
The obsesseralds of /v/ are also weighing in on the BBCalypse:
Are we finally getting Buck Representation in Chinese video games after Concord?!?!?! 
!BBC !g*mers !coomers !2dgooners
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A Statement from U.S. Attorney for the District of Columbia, Edward R. Martin Jr. pic.twitter.com/XlEmzSlbBq
— U.S. Attorney DC (@USAO_DC) February 3, 2025
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🚨 #BREAKING - RAW 60 MINUTES INTERVIEW with Kamala Harris during the election released... TRANSCRIPT in reply... pic.twitter.com/dYneIEPqQu
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) February 5, 2025
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The past two nights I've been stuck around liberals that have stared into the abyss for too long. They claim that scared idiots like conservatives like simple answers. Yet the simple answer they cling to for their election lose is that America is racist and sexist.
Never mind the fact that compared to Biden, Kamala got 6 million less votes. Trump only went up by 3 million votes compared to his last presidential rub. The fact of the matter is no one liked her. She has a history of being unpopular.
They say that Trump is holding onto power so he doesn't go to prison. That makes zero sense because he could give himself a blanket pardon just like Biden gave his family.
I really wish these people weren't in so many of my social circles. I need to find ways to meet more regular people
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