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ChairForce airmen living their best life and of course this b-word is triggered :marseysalutepride:

:#marseychadfoid:

Sounds plausible. Someone lost a bet is another option. But rightoids of Twitter will do their thang.

Thank you God Emperor Trump, decimating the military for having fun will definitely keep us safe.

Even I'm getting tired of seeing the word "woke"

Apparently, yes

:#marseytakit:

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That's not actually a bad idea

					
					
					
	

				

					
					
					
	

				
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OP shits his pants at work and makes a woman barf

					
					

I farted in the stairwell at work and it caused a entire ordeal.

So anyway I drank my usual morning protein shake and it gave me some bubble guts.

Im going up the stairs to my office and I ripped a huge fart in the stairwell. It was one of those steamy ones that really stink.

Anyway I guess the SVP of HR came in not long after and got a big face full of my beef.

She contacted the facilities team and they came to a conclusion that a rodent must have died in the walls or HVAC.

This led to them getting big blower fans and calling our HVAC company to check out the ducts and Orkin to scout out the walls

Anyway that's my story.

:#gigachadnoticeme:

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[🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘] Which one would you consider ideal?

					
					

Most Based Comments

Basedness: 🔥🔥🔥🔘🔘

...I'm a lesbian. (7)

Then you'd stay silent. (-3)

Basedness: 🔥🔥🔘🔘🔘

Can we please have a moratorium on these kinds of posts? (4)

You mustn't get mad. I'm sure if the male version of this post was made, you wouldn't say anything. Or you would pick a body type, lol. (-2)

Basedness: 🔥🔥🔘🔘🔘

Those are literally both pics of Kim Kardashian. (142)

Blech! 🤮 (-5)

Angriest Comments

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

Dude you're comparing surströmming to human beings with human bodies , plus if he doesn't like abs or whatever he can just reject or not even date people who have em without disrespecting them , I swear if a woman or a fem person said the same thing about short men it'd be a different story now come on (1)

Points is still the same? I've met people who were so morbidly obese that they couldn't properly wash themselves and it resulted in them smelling like death. They were legitimately nauseating. Some body types are disgusting and some are just not attractive and some are. Sugar coating it does nothing to help anyone.And we hear it all the time how women think short men are ugly or gross or "not a man" etc. they're entitled to that opinion too….so not sure why you're bringing that up unless you're just trying to cry about some double standards (which has constantly existed so again…doesn't change anything). (1)

Angriness: 😡😡😡🔘🔘

And I am so tired of it. (1)

I am as well. Reddit as a company had a reputation for being hostile to women for years and you can see it on the platform. Women's concerns are rarely taken seriously and women are allowed to be insulted and picked up for endless deficiencies ("don't be fat" "don't have small breasts" "don't have cellulite" "don't have too much body hair" "don't have a flabby stomach" etc) unless it's a negative comment about Ariana Grande but that's only because she has the most aggressive management team in the world. But otherwise women are routinely denigrated and insulted and posts bashing women's bodies are constantly amplified by Reddit, (2)

Angriness: 😡😡😡🔘🔘

Crazy that all but one of these women would be in the thinnest 10% of the female American population.It's no wonder that dudes think there are no girls to date, if you all think this is a variety of body types, 90% of women don't even exist. Plus throw in the added overlays that they can't be over the age of 29, and the legal overlay that they must be 18, and you are all severely limiting yourselves. (3)

Biggest Lolcow: /u/Dianagorgon

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The idea that Europe is in some danger even without the US is completely irrational

The EU has 450 million people, a nuclear-armed country and several more countries that could build nukes in a year or two if they decided to, and a $20 trillion GDP.

Every time I see articles that are like "Europe must prepare its security for a world without US help" I feel like I am taking crazy pills. Europe faces no serious external threat. People who think that Putin is going to try to launch a war against a EU country after 3 years of barely conquering a few villages have no understanding of how military affairs work. Who buys this crap? "Oh no a country that has 1/4th of our population and 1/10th our GDP is going to attack us, we all need to prepare to raise armies now that Drumpf told us we suck". It's ludicrous. Putin is r-slurred but he isn't ideologically motivated like Hitler was, he isn't going to risk his regime by invading any EU members.

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[🔥🔥🔘🔘🔘] Pro-Trump & MAGA restaurants to avoid

					
					

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Basedness: 🔥🔥🔘🔘🔘

Most Indians are Republicans in Houston (180)

How do you know this? Not saying you're wrong, I just never heard that before. (30)

Basedness: 🔥🔥🔘🔘🔘

There are way better reasons to avoid Tilman restaurants than his support of Trump. (1086)

I mean, for most here it's simply that they can't afford most of his menus. (-57)

Basedness: 🔥🔥🔘🔘🔘

/r/sanantonio recently had this discussion and I have some takeaways I want to share with you. Less about restaurants per se but the sentiment applies.Buccees owners are hardcore Paxton / Abbott supporters/donors.Pluckers owners drank the trump coolaid too.Heb does donate to republicans, though it seems it's more just because that's who's in charge - they've donated to more moderate, non-school vouchers ones and this has drawn Abbott's disapproval.Check out the "goods unite us" website to see what corporation funds what candidate and political party. Less local more national honestly but still. I've been looking at it and some egregiously conservative (like funding politicians vehemently against roe) include Home Depot, Valero, and Chick-fil-A. (408)

I will stop at buc-cees to take a shit and leave. (276)

Angriest Comments

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

Oh dear. Yeah, I don't know where "our" forum is but it isn't here! I sort of think nowhere, since the election proved that Americans will cut off their nose to spite their face. And AS A WOMAN, I'm pissed at the women who gave their vote to that male feminist, misogynistic, criminal, lying, boil on the butt of humanity the reigns. Frick. I'm so sick of no one else standing up and saying that we are hurtling at light speed towards a dystopian society and people just put the thumb up their butt, or actually, they keep them on their phones and believe allll the fricking bullshit that Trump and his allies claim.Aaaaanyway just wanted to say you sure jumped in with your first post 😂 buckle up! (2)

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

Tilman Fertitta, Trump's ambassador to Italy, owns:Mastro's Steakhouse and Ocean Club, Morton's The Steakhouse, Del Frisco's Double Eagle Steakhouse, Del Frisco's Grille, The Oceanaire, Vic & Anthony's, Brenner's Steakhouse, Grotto, Atlantic Grill, La Griglia and Willie G's, Chart House, Landry's Seafood House, Rainforest Cafe, Saltgrass Steak House, Bubba Gump Shrimp Company, Mitchell's Fish Market, Dos Caminos, Bill's Bar & Burger, Joe's Crab Shack and McCormick & Schmick's, Portland City Grill, Kincaid's, Simon and Seaford's, and Henry's Tavern. This is a partial list. (2203)

Landrys is the worst company i ever worked for. And they are also horrible at business. When they took over BRGuest in NYC their goons (I refuse to call them anything but that) came in and changed everything. For the worse. They told me to fire 40% of my staff and if I couldn't find a reason to I was not doing my job. They ignored the Donn doff law and had signs at terminals saying "do not clock in until fully in uniform" which is…illegal. They got rid of the time card adjustment signatures. Which is required in nyc. Any time you adjust a staffs time card they have to sign off on it. Very simple. Yes it was a huge restaurant and yes it took a lot of time to do 3 times a shift (people forgot to clock in, people for got to clock out for they break, etc…) but it's the law. They did away with it. It's a HUGE lawsuit. Every single employee can sue for incorrect hour reporting. It's usually a class action and lawyers make most of the money, but it's an easy slam dunk case for any law firm... (2)

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

Don't have a clue about who actually owns the company but I can tell you for sure that the family who owns the Jets Pizza stores north of Humble are hardcore crazy Trumpers. Worked there for a bit before quitting because the dad/owner went on a 45 min rant about how black people are the most terrible workers/they need to be "vetted way more" before going on another rant about how we're finally gonna get rid of all the ADHD & autism going around these days "once RFK gets in there" and gets rid of all the sugar in our food. They had a trans neurodivergent teenager working for them as a delivery driver too & I felt so bad for him because the owners talked soooooo much disgusting ignorant shit whenever he wasn't there. Not to mention the Trump/Vance "I'm voting for the outlaw & the hillbilly" sweatshirt the owner's son would come in wearing every day. I could go on but yeah they're definitely ones to avoid (6)

Biggest Lolcow: /u/standardobjection

Score: 🐮🐮🐮🔘🔘

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[🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘] AITAH for telling my wife I'd have never asked her out if I knew she was a sugar baby?

					
					

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NTA. What's a relationship, worse, a marriage, without trust?Vulnerability is important in all relationships and keeping secrets is so disrespectful, specially when you've been together long enough. (337)

No one is owed every aspect of your history. She has given no reason not to trust her (-43)

Basedness: 🔥🔥🔘🔘🔘

When she had the actual "relationship" OP knew about. The sugar baby stuff was apparently after that, so she'd have been of age. (45)

We don't know that for sure. There's no timeline here. From what I'm reading her sugar daddy stuff was around late teens to early adults (-52)

Basedness: 🔥🔥🔘🔘🔘

Your 1,2, and 3 are certainly questions worth exploring, but your are missing question 4 Can you regain trust with her or has this lie completely undermined your ability to believe her when she tells you anything important (180)

Idk, I think it's fair to ask whether she will ever trust him again, either, or if she ever did. He's not exactly giving "ride or die," is he? (-36)

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Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

As someone who spent 10 yrs in a marriage with a man who judged me for having any type of relationship before him, I can understand why she was scared to tell u. My late husband, who died in May of 2023 of cancer, accused me of cheating, constantly called me a b-word, whore, slut and a c*nt every single day because of the fact I wasn't a virgin when we got together and I had an 8 yr old son when we got together. And he constantly interrogated me at the beginning of our relationship about the size of my son's father's peepee because I told him about the abuse I suffered at the man's hands(he beat and r*ped me for 8 years). And then spent our marriage accusing me of wanting cheating cuz I "needed" a "real" man cuz he wasn't "huge". My late husband was so fricking insecure and it sounds like u, OP, are just like that. An insecure prick who can't handle her past. IT IS HER PAST!!!! LET IT FRICKING GO!!!! Her past is her past. She is more than likely ashamed about that part of her life. But... (-3)

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

ESH. Wow. Okay, so there's a lot to unpack here with the information you provided. Emotional reactions are understandable under the circumstances, but feeling your feelings doesn't excuse a person's behavior. And OP, your words were hurtful, cruel, and disgusting. Regardless of how you feel and view s*x work, you might as well have called your wife a whore. She did not call herself a prostitute, that is a label you put on her. You only know the side that she is telling you, and from the sound of it she was right to feel unsafe confiding in you. If she suspected you would react with such little understanding and empathy, then what is the point in confiding in something she did when she was young, immature, and probably desperate for money? She also might be ashamed of her past actions.Not only were you cruel, but imo you showed some very ugly colors in saying that you never would have even dated her if you knew. Though maybe if she told you, y'all could have gone your separate ways a... (12)

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

Dude! That's fricked up!!! You literally married a prostitute. I know you say you love her, but darn! She lied to you this entire time. I can only speak for myself, but I would get that marriage annulled. She's ok with lying to you to get her way. She's used to whoring herself out to get what she wants (gifts/money). You can never trust her. Luckily you don't have kids. Break that shit off and get the heck out of there. (-1)

Biggest Lolcow: /u/OrganizationBorn2317

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Smartest reddit "programmer" :marseyshitforbrains:

					
					

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Women can't manage money and never pay back their loans
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Ambien: A Love Story in Four Parts

Part 1

17 Nov 2018

r/ambien: It this for real help

Edit: I really dont like this medicine.
I guess 20mg is too much, I mean I'm suppose to take 5mg. And my wife, a really wonderful woman, counted my pills for me. I took 4 5mg accused my wife of Loving our dog more. Then asked her what concrete was made out of then got angry and sat in the pantry until she would tell me. I slept on the couch. She's really upset, but understands it was the influence of the medicine. I made this post last night seeking help more than likely while I was in the pantry.

:marseyinvisible:

18 Nov 2018

r/ambien: I accused my wife of knowing what concrete is made out of than accused her of loving our dog more than me.

She's in a bad mood. I need to sleep but i really don't like this medicine.

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Part 2

22 Nov 2018

r/ambien: mywife is soft nd ilikeher

:#marseyembrace:

:marseyinvisible:

05 Dec 2018

r/ambien: my wiwwwfie wife is visting her mom and i miss her

she smells nice and is reall soft

Im wish she washere

:#marseymelancholy:

:marseyinvisible:

09 Dec 2018

r/ambien: MY EWFIE IS HOME MY WIFE8

yes i lovd her you have to bewilling to love her and shelllove you

:#marseydance:

:marseyinvisible:

Part 3

19 Nov 2019

r/ambien: It's been a long time since I've posted here, but I want you all to know my wife is still soft and I still like her.

I completely forgot about these posts, and I got a message today that reminded me of them I went through and couldn't stop smiling. I got in a fight with her recently and after reading these I went into our kitchen and held her. I told her I loved her and showed her the posts. She said she loves you guys.

:marseyinvisible:

Part 4

19 Feb 2022

r/ambien: diforce :#marseyscream:

form zelda driforce AAA g :marseytroll:

:#marseyinvisible:

Epilogue

20 Sep 2022

r/ambien: Not on Ambien today, but my Wife calls you all my "Reddit fans." She told her coworkers I'm famous on this subreddit because of how often I gush about her

:#marseyretard2pat:

:marseyinvisible:

Bonus Material

r/TheLastAirbender: [No spoilers] just a world building question in general. but be warned NSFW. Do you think water benders can be their own contraceptive?

:#marseydisgust:

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If you've ever wanted to see Pizza get owned and flail miserably, here's your chance.

https://rdrama.net/post/336707/pizzashill-3-minutes-after-getting-dumped/7689385#context

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:marseyhappening: :marseytrump: Trump Moves To Dismantle Department of Education With New Order :marseyshock: :marseyhappening:

https://media.tenor.com/ZbAUTwlqxEsAAAAx/ronpaul-happening.webp

Department of Education is (soon) kill!?

I was talking to a irl maga person a month ago and they were like:

:!brainletmaga: ...what? It doesn't matter who gets appointed to head the DOE because Trump will dismantle it. He literally said so lol

And I was like

:!brainletchest: pshhh that will never happen...

:#marseyscream:

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Video is not necessary to watch at all and there are others, but I'm too lazy.

The comments however are fricking great

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Elon has lost complete and total street cred with the most important demographic on the internet - !g*mers

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737074787mg3hp7nFoyubpQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737074787imifjctsvNI5Bw.webp

Oh hey look it's Darkmatter2525, haven't seen that guy in like 10 years

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Yes, yes well done Chuds, well done. HOWEVER

You dumb BIPOCs were elected to make eggs cheaper and kick out immigrants, not to open on the most r-slurred fricking week in all of politics.

In his first week, President Trump:

  • Renamed the Gulf of Mexico

  • Withdrew from WHO for no fricking reason

  • Froze medicaid, meals on wheels, student loans and farm subsidies because they're woke

  • Prepared to enter a trade war with Europe over fricking Greenland and a trade war against Canada for no reason

All and all, an astonishingly shit first week that is a mind-blowing political failure

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738148447EE8QBQcXhJlB2A.webp

POV you're a West Virginian 70 year old Trump voter who didn't want to starve to death


So, a shitty first week. But kek on frens, that's not what it's about, is it? It's about winning. It's about the vibe shift. It's about being able to say r-slur in public, and honestly I feel that. You won. You totally won.

Just not on being unwoke. You dumb fricking r-slurs won on the economy;

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738148447lyD7hAGg004DPg.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738148448412SBlHZ0mbV2w.webp

Even immigration, Trump's strongest social issue, is a distant 4th to the economy. But all Trump is focused on is doing is scoring pointless cultural victories, like banning :!marseytrain:s from the military or ending affirmative action in hiring federally.

And this is the bombshell; Americans by and large liked wokeness.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17381484480a8iJRUCn97sUg.webp

The majority of Americans, with the exception of literal boomers, consider being woke a good thing. You don't like woke. Your friends don't like woke, I don't like woke. But no poll has come out to say outright that the American people by and large have a negative opinion of woke, wokeness or DEI. Yes, even DEI - it's popularity is backsliding, but it still commands a popular majority.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738148448DpWpUyg1rDaoLg.webp


You dumb BIPOCs are fricked come 2026 and 2028.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738148448CY2lqj8-6xKvQg.webp

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anyone got a link to this queen's page?
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remember when people thought veganism was the future

feel like that moment has well and truly passed, everyone I know has increased their meat consumption and takes collagen peptides now

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:marseydisgustnotes: COMMUNITY NOTED The Official Donald Trump Jam
Community Note by @funky-minded-kong

The group switched allegiance, re-recording their formerly pro-Trump song "Freedom's Call" in 2020, with Biden's "Build Back Better" transitional slogan in the new lyrics

:#marseyridin:

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Wake up babe, new city-destroying asteroid threat just dropped :dinover:

2024 YR4 is an asteroid recently discovered by scientists in Chile (it's not the flying Tesla "asteroid", this one is legit). It is an "Apollo-type" near-Earth object that crosses our planet's orbit.

This week, scientists learned it had a 1.2%-1.6% chance of hitting Earth on 22 December 2032.

:dino#ver:

At a diameter of between 40 and 100 metres (130 and 330 ft), an impact with the ground could release approximately 8 megatons of destructive energy.

https://media.tenor.com/Wz6r_-CYusQAAAAx/nuclear-catastrophic.webp

For reference, that is 533 times the bomb at Hiroshima and more than double the maximum yield of a US Navy Trident II ICMB.

All this places 2024 YR4 at a troubling 3 (out of 10) on the Torino Scale of impact hazards. It is the only non-0 threat, and the second highest ever recorded, exceeded only briefly in 2004 by 99942 Apophis before closer observations revealed that asteroid would not hit Earth.

https://media.tenor.com/31-wuObQ9rUAAAAx/apophis-stargate.webp

So that is the bad news. Ready for the good news?

Calculations by NASA and the ESA show that 2024 YR4's "risk corridor" (where it would hit) doesn't pose a threat to anywhere important.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738362061Tl39wSfFYMG3EA.webp

Other sources:

https://www.esa.int/Space_Safety/Planetary_Defence/ESA_actively_monitoring_near-Earth_asteroid_2024_YR4

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2024_YR4

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Went to art house theatre last night and everyone was ugly as frick

Haven't been to a non-AMC theatre in awhile and I was shocked by how ugly and fat everyone was. Greasy, fat neck beard type men and all the women were mid at best but made a point of making themselves uglier by dressing like they smelled like mothballs and having shaggy haircuts.

It was especially jarring since we just came from a bar where everyone, especially the women, were very attractive and well-dressed. Why do only ugly people seem to appreciate art? Or why do people who appreciate art seem to not care about being attractive?

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For context, Alexandera Houchin is a niche lolcow and currently the flavor of the year in the obnoxiously socially conscious world of alt cycling. She's a fat, nativeish girl that decided to start riding ultra endurance MTB races on a single speed but also managed to finish the Tour Divide (continental divide mtb/gravel bike race from Banff to the Mexican border) without losing any weight. :marseyhmmm: Since then she's been on a victory lap trying to hoover up whatever sponsorships she can get before her knees explode, sort of like a BIPOC !bikechads version of Ragen Chastain

Also Esker is a company that makes bikes for dumbfricks who want a Surly but wish it was more expensive.

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Full accelerationism to self destruct the USA!

:marseyxd: :marseypearlclutch: :marseyflamewar:

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