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Marsey Body Dysmorphia :MarseyBodyDysmorphia: :marseycontemplatesuicide: :marseyropeyourselfmirror: :marseymirror:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_dysmorphic_disorder

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738247401Hfb_veY7SjLeRw.webp

:marseyme!#: !marseyfans :marseymespecial#:

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Women can't manage money and never pay back their loans
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Wake up babe, new city-destroying asteroid threat just dropped :dinover:

2024 YR4 is an asteroid recently discovered by scientists in Chile (it's not the flying Tesla "asteroid", this one is legit). It is an "Apollo-type" near-Earth object that crosses our planet's orbit.

This week, scientists learned it had a 1.2%-1.6% chance of hitting Earth on 22 December 2032.

:dino#ver:

At a diameter of between 40 and 100 metres (130 and 330 ft), an impact with the ground could release approximately 8 megatons of destructive energy.

https://media.tenor.com/Wz6r_-CYusQAAAAx/nuclear-catastrophic.webp

For reference, that is 533 times the bomb at Hiroshima and more than double the maximum yield of a US Navy Trident II ICMB.

All this places 2024 YR4 at a troubling 3 (out of 10) on the Torino Scale of impact hazards. It is the only non-0 threat, and the second highest ever recorded, exceeded only briefly in 2004 by 99942 Apophis before closer observations revealed that asteroid would not hit Earth.

https://media.tenor.com/31-wuObQ9rUAAAAx/apophis-stargate.webp

So that is the bad news. Ready for the good news?

Calculations by NASA and the ESA show that 2024 YR4's "risk corridor" (where it would hit) doesn't pose a threat to anywhere important.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738362061Tl39wSfFYMG3EA.webp

Other sources:

https://www.esa.int/Space_Safety/Planetary_Defence/ESA_actively_monitoring_near-Earth_asteroid_2024_YR4

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2024_YR4

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Concord fans cope

					
					

Sony concord cope

https://old.reddit.com/r/GamingLeaksAndRumours/comments/1i3hqzv/jeff_grubb_says_he_was_told_sonys_latest/

Marvel rivals is the future of gaming. China woll conquer because the Us techbros strangled the golden goose

https://old.reddit.com/r/saltierthankrait/comments/1hwqtsn/how_could_a_hero_shooter_like_concord_fail_while/

Death to live service!

https://old.reddit.com/r/PS5/comments/1i3hs67/jeff_grubb_says_sonys_live_service_games_were/

Concord fans still coping but that is a really ugly design.

https://old.reddit.com/r/TopCharacterDesigns/comments/1i0eme4/hated_design_this_concord_redesign/

Concord fans keep on coping coping coping into the future

https://old.reddit.com/r/Gamingcirclejerk/comments/1hk3dms/dont_add_unattractive_characters_to_fantasy_video/

A real concord fan

https://old.reddit.com/r/pcgaming/comments/1i3kguo/after_the_catastrophe_of_concord_sony_is/

Socialist games deserve nothing but bad things

https://old.reddit.com/r/SocialistGaming/comments/1hsw3xt/any_general_suggestions_on_youtube_channels/

Love that bomb

https://old.reddit.com/r/HobbyDrama/comments/1hry55b/video_games_concord_a_game_failure_for_the_ages/

Lamest bait

https://old.reddit.com/r/playstation/comments/1i52ycy/concord_was_actually_good/

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HBWO Reddit Max is making a Luigi Dwocumentary :marseyceokiller:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739497919AZ5t5WtDR7RSuQ.webp

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@JimieWhales doxx

Looking good, queen!

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Happy Valentine's Day! Remember straggots: a wank a day keeps the foids at bay

!coomers @Discuss

!schizomaxxxers

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TOTAL CANCUCK DEATH as we beat them in the only sport they even care about

Someone ping more !hockey !chuds !burgers

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I bought Lily a cat bed to keep her off my computers

As cute as she is when she falls asleep on my desk, she'd fall asleep on the mouse, keyboard or the laptop. The new cat bed has worked really well.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738099085cDwX4mtXvXB4yA.webp

She's asleep

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738099453BYZUVMtc4n-T8Q.webp

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New Marvelslop Third Worst Marvelslop Ever Say Critics

Captain America: Brave New World - 51% on Rotten Tomatoes.

Worse than The Marvels.

There have been 35 MCU films and this one ranks 33rd, ahead of only The Eternals and Ant Man 3.

I thought RT was supposed to be rigged. If so, it looks like Marvel has failed to offer up the appropriate number of child sacrifices, or whatever it costs to get good reviews these days.

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Drama in San Francisco as student claims ICE is boarding busses and asking students for ID and country of origin

					
					

100 comments in about an hour. Lot of people literally shaking.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17376875774gnbFxR_OGPEDA.webp

MUNI operators are on the lookout for ICE agents

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737687577Vl4lhPCpC0LHQg.webp

It's time to get our DOX ON

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737687577CYgvMme-CuNdhA.webp

skankhunt coming in with some quality commentary. I have an episode to rewatch

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737687858ciJOtANrK2qTYQ.webp

AHHHHAHAHAHAHA I never thought I'd see a comment like this but here comes "tech/white lives matter" in a thread about our poor Honduran drug dealers

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737687990IuegLIfHhJShxg.webp

Anyway I'm pretty stoked how housing is going to get cheaper/available and construction labor is going up let's fricking gooooooooo

I better see KTVU filming ICE soon. If Boston is getting some LEO love I demand it NOW!

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Modern composing techniques | cush chords

The most important objective of any modern musician/composer, due to the globalisation and ease of access to endless amounts of music through streaming, is to catch the listeners interest as quickly as you can. Regardless of genre the general audience demands a reason to listen to what you make; and with an oversaturated market like music production, there is little they won't have heard already.

How do you avoid being uninteresting, but not pretentious?


Using cush chords, simply put is the method of retaining the tonic (first) chord whilst shifting the other chords in your progression to another modal set of chords, in a new key.

For example, let's begin in C major. The 2 5 4 1 pattern would consist of:

Dm / Gmaj / Fmaj / Cmaj

This sounds fantastic by itself, but listeners have heard this progression 1000 times without knowing it. So how do we engage them?

Let's say we use cush chords, and shift everything EXCEPT the tonic C major to the key of Eb major, a minor third above. You use the respective chords from this key aside from the tonic C.

Fm / Bb7sus / Abm / Cmaj

(Instructive video by openstudiojazz for visual explanations) :marseyjamming:

And here is a transcribed example of these sorts of chordal changes and methods used:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1740159791iYOCEfUdo5yGng.webp


Now your progression sounds vastly more open, more engaging more interesting. This isn't limited to just shifting a minor third above and you can do it as many times as you want in a composition. Implementing something simple like this gives your composing the edge above standard methods used by the majority of others in your position.

Happy composing! :marseyjam: let me know if composition effortposts are something wanted or not

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[🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥] Everyone who comments I'll prompt ai to make your username into a picture

					
					

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🤔 (146)

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Go for it (200)

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Sick!Let's see mine, please! (275)

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If it's a bearing then it's a polar opposite of my username = funnyIf it's a dish filled with almonds then ai is smoking meth = funnyThanks for the image (9)

Just realized I sent that to the wrong person mb 😭😭https://preview.redd.it/17kbejfluude1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a157dbcd8be9d0d69c97681cf20735a86ed78bf2 (14)

Angriness: 😡😡🔘🔘🔘

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Holy shit this is sickhttps://preview.redd.it/td07qyhxwvde1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64d5cadfd5f2e17ba2cb2af175d205d732ffa022 (6)

Angriness: 😡😡🔘🔘🔘

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Idk how this would even happen 😭😭 (13)

Biggest Lolcow: /u/ForceTypical

Score: 🐮🐮🐮🔘🔘

Number of comments: 152

Average angriness: 🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘

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Gеřmаn fоřеígn mínístеř wаnts tо рřínt 700 bíļļíon еuřо fоř ukřаínе :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh:

А ļоt оf gеrms аrе еxсítеd

Thеrе ís nо rеddít роst аbоut ít ín еngļísh

:marseyxd:

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:redlight: :redlight: RDRAMA DISS TRACK - Coonskin Cap (ft. The Black Guy from the Park) :marseyjamming: :marseyvibing: @WootFatigue BTFO'D

@WootFatigue Frick you b-word neighbor

!metashit !grillers !music

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Do ewoks feel pain? God i hope so

https://store.steampowered.com/app/864160/BEA_Walker/

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Yank sissies :marseypearlclutch2: :marseypearlclutch2: :marseypearlclutch2: at hilarious highschool girl 9/11 themed cheerleader show :marsey911: :brainletbush: :marseydid911:

					
					
					
	

				
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Redditors are suddenly in favour of deporting illegal migrants

					
					
					
	

				
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[🤓🤓🔘🔘🔘] We're losing the plot on how to be Australian

					
					

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You mean woke policies (-11)

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The Chancellor speaks of what it was to be Australian. Being forthright and honest was always a central theme describing Australians yet today all we see are lies and distortions.While no sensible person condones the firebombings, lets put this in context. They were in protest against the atrocities conducted by the Israeli government against the Palestinian people in Gaza. It's that simple and only narcissistic people will see the truth and disregard the facts. (Note, government and not those of the Jewish faith).I agree with other posters that this country is merely a shell of its former self, and that, unfortunately, is a direct result of allowing too much media influence being given to one person whose agenda backs up the fact that once too much power is allowed in the hands of a morally bankrupt group; well, nothing good has ever come from that. (-2)

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You're missing some "context" there mate. Like the part where Hamas forces stormed into Israel, killed 1000 people and took 800 hostage which triggered all of this. (11)

So that makes it ok to murder 10s of thousands of civilians and children? (-4)

Angriest Comments

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

What resonates the most for me is that we have lost our sense of humour and larrikin spirit. People overseas have this perception of Australia and Australians as knock about good humoured people. We used to be, we aren't anymore, we take ourselves and issues far too seriously. (13)

HTF can your main post be about rising anti-semitism (which I agree is a bad thing), then in this comment you're saying "we take ourselves and our issues far too seriously"???So should I take anti-semitism seriously or not seriously if it isn't personally an issue for me?And what does larrikin even mean? Is some dumb frick with no real understanding of history (too busy being a larrikin in Year 10 to listen…) who does an 'ironic' nazi salute as a 'joke' a larrikin or an anti-semite? What about the same kind of person saying dumb, stereotypical stuff about muslims? Or Blackfellas? Or even women? Should we take them equally seriously or is that taking things 'too seriously'?I actually do agree with you that we have lost a lot of empathy, community and even mateship somewhere over the last little bit. Like the slow progress towards equality we made over the last generation has suddenly been battered back by economic pressure, splintering social connections, pervasive social media disinf... (5)

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

With that kind of attitude towards them, I can't imagine why you got banned before. It's a mystery for the ages. (1)

My 'attitude' of observing the fact they don't want to assimilate, they bring their hatred and cultural 'norms' that conflict with ours with them and then they have the expectation of we bend for them, and that is a bad thing for me to do? Muslims hate western society, and how we live, they make not secret of it and someone of us don't want to be hated in our own country…and that makes me bad? Why? For example, Sydney has seen a rise is gay bashings recently, violent thugs bashing lifeguards, Anti-Semitic fire bombings and vandalism. Last summer, it was a string of groping and sexual touching of women/girls at beaches, where they were let off because 'their culture doesn't know any better'. I wonder what 'culture' they are referring to. I wonder who is responsible for that. 🤔Violence is normalised and celebrated in their culture. It's not in ours. And recognising that's doesn't make me a bad person. (4)

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

We are just mirroring what's happening all across the world.Bigotry and racism is a global epidemic and will only get worse while right wing propaganda spreads unchecked.Anti-Semitism is terrible of course but no worse than any other form of racism or hate crime.Will all racism/hate crime be classed as terrorism if Peter Dutton ever becomes prime minister or will that just be reserved for certain groups?All we can do is s stay vigilant and protect what we have and don't allow our politicians to politicise issues that don't deserve to be. (1)

Biggest Lolcow: /u/Affectionate_Ear3506

Score: 🐮🐮🔘🔘🔘

Number of comments: 3

Average angriness: 🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘

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[VOTE NOW!] SUDDEN DEATH: The Final Battle for Dramatard of the Year (@BWC vs @J)

Hello once again my lovelies. Because nothing says drama like chaos and a broken voting process, we're back with a surprise twist for the Dramatard of the Year award! In true site fashion, the original vote has been thrown into disarray thanks to:

1. Nominee withdrawals (they said they were "too good" for this, smh).

2. Incorrect nominee names (classic).

3. Janitor interference (the plot thickens :capymerchant:).

4. Indian cyberattacks (you know who you are).

It's giving Miss Universe 2015, but with less Steve Harvey and more Reddit-tier clownery.

After sorting through the mess, two nominees have emerged as the undeniable favorites, being effectively tied in votes after the dust has settled. To make this a truly fair contest, let's settle this once and for all with a sudden death vote! The finalists are:


:brazilparrot: @BWC :!brazilparrot:

A Brazilian sigma wrapped in a mystery and sprinkled with a touch of spice. I'll be honest—I have no idea what this guy's deal is because I haven't been around much, but apparently, you all love him. Or at least tolerate him enough to make him a finalist. Is it the mystery? The charisma? The raw chaotic energy? Who knows, but they're here, and they want the crown.


:marseymao: @J :!marseymao:

The brilliant mind behind @CrossTalkPM, restoring the lost art of pinging to the masses after the Reddit admins cruelly took away that beloved feature back in the olde subreddit days. A true hero of petty grievances, J restored order to our chaotic kingdom when we needed it most.


This is it, folks: two enter, one leaves. Will the crown go to the Brazilian sensation, or the bot-building champion of our ping-deprived hearts? You decide.

And yes, as always, I've asked ChatGPT to write this because I'm lazy. But hey, if you wanted a better announcement, you should've voted for me as janitor of the year.

Happy voting, and may the most dramatic win! 🌈


:marseyking: Dramatard of the Year :!marseyking:

$50,000 mbux + Profile Badge

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Pitbull haters should be euthenized

					
					

https://old.reddit.com/r/pitbulls/comments/1iqozi2/someone_called_her_vicious/

Schizophrenics should be medicated

https://old.reddit.com/r/BanPitBulls/comments/1iqqyuv/since_when_did_animals_have_more_rights_than/

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The story of the Michelin-star chef that killed himself :marseychef: :marseychartdowntrend2:

A classical Greek tragedy about hard work, big egos, and French culture.

His fanatical attention to detail, frenetic work ethic, and discerning palate, propelled him to the top of his profession, and earned him a knowledgeable and loyal, but unforgiving and demanding clientele.

:marseychefkiss: :marseyautism:

In the late 1990s, a new form of Asian-inspired "fusion cuisine" swept France, catering to an international corporate class and pleasing trend-driven "foodies" (a neologism of the movement), which Loiseau resisted.

:marseybased: :soyjakhipstergenocide:

Loiseau was downgraded from 19/20 to 17/20 in the Gault et Millau guide and received a strong negative media review from the gastronomic critic François Simon in the newspaper Le Figaro, but he still had his three stars in the Michelin Guide. Criticism continued to pour in and the media speculated about a possible future loss of a Michelin star.

:marseysweating: :marseystocksdown:

But on February 24, 2003, the chef finished his lunchtime service, rolled up his apron and drove home. Telling his ten-year old son – one of three children – to go and play outside, he went upstairs, locked the bedroom door and shot himself in the head with a hunting rifle, a present from his wife.

:marseydeadinside2:

After his death, three-star chef Jacques Lameloise said Loiseau had once confided, "If I lose a star, I'll kill myself".

:marseyworried:

Derek Brown, Michelin director at the time, said: "The idea of telling him about the concerns we had about some of his cooking was in order to give him an opportunity to consider whether he wanted to do something about it, which he did, as it turned out."

:mysides:

All in all, a messy story sparking many debates about whether reviewers should really be brutally honest, and if they are unfairly harsh. Perhaps it inspired Ratatouille (2007)?

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739510016tAkCff-v1qeJ7Q.webp

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  • PlsNope : i'm easily one of the most dramatic posters on this site. you're all welcome

					
					

The woman from this post just made a thread seething about it.

my heart is telling me Making a post is now creating a separate webpage.

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DeepSeek AI makes 4chan posts for /g/, /pol/, /x/, and /b/

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737923108C1SMdggFN6bpKQ.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737923109vbqSJw6MPdJgyw.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737923110--rflQidCCjPIA.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737923110i3vh63X8iv9WrA.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737923110uvWGbc53w7kuxw.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17379231105jwVL47jBhZA8Q.webp

https://boards.4chan.org/g/thread/104046985

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