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Free Luigi (19)

Prove that the CEO deserved it. Hearsay doesn't count. (-15)

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I don't negotiate with terrorists (7)

Just support them murdering people in cold blood? (-7)

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No, that's why we support Luigi. (10)

The guy who committed cold blooded murder, to stop Brian Thompson from testifying against Pelosi and the other insider traders? (-4)

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Luigi: killed a ceo who was guilty of social killing, meaning said CEO killed people by implementing an AI program to arbitrarily deny insurance claims of those in need.Crying Dipshit: was bussed in by his mom to a riot zone, and killed three people. Shittinhouse put himself into a hostile environment looking for trouble, was not in a position to claim self-defense, and should be rotting in jail for the three deaths. (1)

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Worst faith comparison yet - handguns and long rifles are the same thing ROFL.C'mon now. (1)

They are both semi-automatic weapons. One trigger pull, one bullet.Didn't say a handgun & a long gun are the same thing, I obviously mentioned them separately in my post. They do, however, function identically. The only difference is that a handgun is easier to conceal, but less accurate.Calling an AR-15 an "assault weapon" is in bad faith. Everyone knows that the term only exists to scare people too stupid to look it up.Automatic weapons have been illegal for decades. Silencers as well. Those things are already massive violations of the 2nd Amendment. (0)

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Correction, nobody would have died if Rittenhouse hadn't been there. None of the other people who were there in a medical role were seen carrying rifles. None of them shot anybody. Rittenhouse shot 3. (1)

There were many people there protecting property while armed. None of them were attacked. Only the hyper aggressive suicidal kid raping guy screaming the n-word, making death threats, confronting people, attacked Rittenhouse when he was by himself. Weird how that works out huh? (0)

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Temporary Protected Status or TPS is a legal mechanism that protects illegals from deportation. According to the gov itself, Homeland Security may designate a foreign country for TPS due to conditions in the country that temporarily prevent the country's nationals from returning safely, or in certain circumstances, where the country is unable to handle the return of its nationals adequately. USCIS may grant TPS to eligible nationals of certain countries (or parts of countries), who are already in the United States.

This is a godsend for illegals from particular shithole countries because it is a literal trump card when it comes to illegal immigration. As long as TPS is extended, the date in which you had to make it to the US to apply for it keeps being rolled down, and with shitholes like Venezuela who remain unsafe given their actual dictator in chief, the prediction was that it would be free from Drumpfs list of targets as they are neither accepting deportees or stable/safe/not committing human rights abuses

TPS as a trump card is legitimately insane and lawcels use it to a ridiculous degree to prevent deportations. Notably, TPS can be used during deportation proceedings to:

>petition the court to close an ongoing deportation case, with or without the support of a prosecutor

>prevent enforcement of an active deportation order

>appeal a deportation order to then close the appeal once you have TPS

Lawcels will effectively sneed at having a large amount of clients be outright unable to avoid deportation now, as will actual beneficiaries. The sneed from beneficiaries is also going to be monumental, because a TPS beneficiary qualifies for:

>protection from deportation

>work permits to work legally

>social security number

>housing benefits and numerous forms of welfare like healthcare, cash, student loans, food stamps...

So wheres the drama? Soon to come about as the news comes out pretty late night about a niche topic. NYT has confirmed they have a copy of a Trump Administration Decision to shut down the latest renewals, meaning Venezuelans will lose their protections in 2 waves, one in April and another in September and face summary deportation unless they beg to be placed in the enormous queue for a deportation hearing. Keep an eye out for sneed sometime between tomorrow and saturday (deadline for DHS Sec to announce if renewed or banned). Once the official announcement is made and this actually hits headlines beyond one outlet, we may get a surge in Dramacoin (or it will all be unintelligible bastardized spanish).

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/01/28/us/politics/trump-tps-venezuelan-immigrants.html

its over

I need some stress relief all day today. I think i need a helper too

we all need stress relief, in fact I need it even several times a day >w< btw I need a helper too T_T

I'd love to be a stress relief toy 🥴

Oh yes please.

Me and my 8 inch textured dragon dildo.

This pic needs to be the new banner or profile pic of this subreddit I swear lol. Tomoko is like the role model for girl failures that want to stay in bed all day watching porn and playing videogames.

God i need a girl that looks like that

!transphobes !nooticers

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So you are a fascist that believes only those that share your opinion are worthy?G'head downmarsey this. Just realize that those that do are the reason y'all lost the election. (-53)

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No way you won't support a person cause of who they voted for. For them it makes sense. In fact Trump is even the better candidate. Imagine saying I'm not going to eat somewhere because of their beliefs and say their in the wrong. It's not like they're doing anything illegal or wrong. Respectfully, frick you and anybody who cares about political beliefs in a business, it's doesn't affect whether they can make a good product (-32)

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I think these people should be punished for what they voted for. (24)

So you want to "punish" people who don't agree with you? Indirectly punishing their employees, families and their local communities. You remind me of a young Austrian man who just wanted to be a painter. (-33)

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Explain exactly, how supporting the Constitution is the "wrong side of history"? I'll wait. (-8)

Red herring. No where did I mention the constitution, but if you're going to bring it up in regard to this post about Trump-supporting businesses, then I'll say this: Trump has repeatedly violated the constitution:* Using his political power to profit from his businesses while in office (Emoluments Clause) * Enlisting foreign governments to investigate his political opponents (Ukraine 2019, for which he was impeached)* His administration repeatedly refusing to comply with subpoenas to Congress* Falsifying business records to hide illicit activity (Stormy Daniels hush money case, overvaluing his real estate) * Conspiracy to overturn an election (denial of 2020 election results, fake electors plot, pressuring political allies in key states to reject election results, asking Georgia officials to "find" votes for him)* Incitement of insurrection/riot. Denied the 2020 election results, spread misinformation about voter fraud, encouraged supporters to march on the Capitol during the certi... (21)

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The op has clearly made this "us v them". I don't care if a politician cares about me. That's not the role of government. Never has been. I don't think you know what the word fascist means. G'head, go look it up. Who i history jailed his political oponents? (-1)

We're talking about two different things. You're using false equivalency. OP doesn't want to support businesses who are directly contributing to the rapid and violent decay and destruction of this country. That is his free market right. What you're doing is acting like a sore winner by using childish, bullying taunts. But whatever, it's par for the course, I don't care about any of that. Here are the 14 "early warning signs of fascism" made famous by a poster displayed in the US Holocaust Museum:Powerful and continuing expressions of nationalismDisdain for the importance of human rightsIdentification of enemies/scapegoats as a unifying causeThe supremacy of the military/avid militarismRampant sexismA controlled mass mediaObsession with national securityReligion and ruling elite tied togetherPower of corporations protectedPower of labor suppressed or eliminatedDisdain and suppression of intellectuals and the artsObsession with crime and punishmentRampant cronyism and corruptionFraudu... (5)

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These people don't support bigotry. The problem with you extreme left folks is always categorizing people as something evil when you have a disagreement. Grow the frick up. (0)

Your group literally got offended bc target sold pride flags. Flags you didn't have to buy lol. But we need to grow up? And yes you support bigotry. Sexism. Racism. Homophobia. By voting Republican. They are already talking about repealing gay marriage. Why? Never mind the attack on trans ppl. I'm not even talking about bathrooms (which us stupid) or sports (yall don't care about women sports. You just hate trans). I'm talking about the trans men and women who have loyally served our country. The ones who wanted to enlist. And they can't. Taking a woman's right to choose to carry a child even during r*pe. Placing an unborn child's life as more important than the mothers. The fact women have died from pregnancy complications. These Ice raids. Fine round them up if you have to. Nobody is denying illegal immigration's problem. However referring to all of them as criminals, animals? Treating them like less than human? Harassing actual citizens. Potentially scaring chi... (2)

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vincent draws his match with magnus, meaning.......bozo magnus is out, from his own tournament was busy so havent looked at his postmatch whines

https://old.reddit.com/r/chess/comments/1intwjz/keymar_eliminates_magnus_carlsen_in_semi_finals/?sort=confidence

hikaru fails to win and gukesh refuses to win. after 3 draws, their 2nd tiebreaker is going on

edit: gukesh is victorious, in their bid to not win a match. (he lost if you are neurodivergent)

back to the main highlight, world no 2 caruana vs no. 31 sindarov

neighbor caruana accepts draw in a totally winning position and when i say total, totally. -5.3 on the eval bar winning. maybe the reason was he had a min on the clock and sindarov had whopping 24. whatever is the uzbeck version of voodoo, its working

they then had a nailbiting tiebreaker - that was a draw too and are currently playing their 2nd one. sindy will win it!

funny post of the day https://old.reddit.com/r/chess/comments/1invf93/highlight_enthralling_commentary_during_fabi_v/

But now women exist again and everything sucks

I found a peepee while out mini golfing today

All for him being arrested...but a fricking holocaust memorial ceremony is neither the time nor place to do it.

This isn't about Israel vs Palestine or whatever grievances anyone has with Netanyahu or Israel. This is about remembrance for all those killed in the Holocaust.

Yeah totally makes sense let's give him a pass on bombing kids because remembering wars crimes is more important than stopping them.

This started a VERY long argument

Poland being classy and not wanting to turn a deeply personal event for many into a debacle that would take away from its meaning? Nice. Looks like people here are big mad though.

Inviting a war criminal to celebrate ending the holocaust smells like hypocrisy, doesn't it?

Imagine thinking that classy and any eastern european country go together in any sentence. Or that any country here cares about war crimes

ICC is a fricking joke and now so is Poland.

You either stick to your guns regardless of the consequences or admit that you won't arrest him from the start, anything else is embarrassing

Kitties. Just disband the ICC if no one is going to obey it

All these useless organisations are huge drama mines

What if Poland is playing 3d chess? Netanyahu would've never attended if Poland confirmed he'd be arrested.

Please Poland, do a bait and switch!

America will bend them over if they pull a stunt like that. I hope they do it

Mongolia set precedent (with good reason) by not arresting Putin. Now, Poland follow suit.

Should Mongolia have just been invaded for that? Can you elaborate how they'd get Putin out of the country?

Cause the West clearly won't do shit whenever Russia invades someone.

We can always blame Putin for this

Is a citizen's arrest legal in Poland?

Edit: I didnt make any statement to disagree with, but thanks for the downmarseys. I just thought Its worth asking. Apparently I made a huge mistake. Please forgive me Reddit Police.

Imagine the shitstorm if it happened, lol.

Antisemitism, Poland at it again, blah blah.

Yeah, I was thinking about all the consequences and thought this is worth asking if its a possible scenario.

I hope someone is stupid enough to try this

Cowards

pathetic

All bark, no bite smh

Setting a example for putin you fools

Mongolia and South Africa already set that example with Putin.

It only counts when mayos do it

What a bunch of traitors.

I wasn't much in loop but from what I know only PIS was against that arrest at the beginning (President sent request to government to protect Natanyahu). Most pro current government voters were in favor of arresting Natanyahu.

Idk what truly influenced this decision but it may have to do with Trump. 95% of Poles love USA and Polish government is super pro USA. So fearing Trump's reaction to arrest, international affair, internal chaos, the government capitulated despite voters wanting otherwise.

Why would it be about Trump and not the US's dogged support for Israel since 1948? Poland is bowing to US hegemony, not Trump.

Why the frick did Poland even promised to arrest Bibi in the first place? They even did this after Trump was elected, it's not like they didn't know who would become president and what his stances on Israel were. Slavs

The ICC warrant is nothing but a piece of paper and hold no real weight. It's nice of Poland to allow a war criminal to visit where a far worse war criminal did some of his dirty work I guess.

Ugh, like who cares?

Why the abrupt change of heart, though? Most EU countries, including Poland, were adamant they would arrest Netanyahu should he decide to visit: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Criminal_Court_arrest_warrants_for_Israeli_leaders#:~:text=%5B49%5D-,International,-European%20Union%3A%20Foreign

It looks like Poland got a good telling off from Uncle Sam and mended their ways.... Also, Israel may be a US ally, but it's been terribly unfair towards Poland over the years and it's not Poland's ally, it's anything but.

Maybe Netanyahu told Poland he would be attending, effectively calling Polands bluff, I guess it looks better on Poland to admit they won't arrest him before he arrives rather than swear they will and then not doing it

Fricking based if true

If countries like South Africa won't arrest Putin but instead roll the red carpet. Why should the West be holier than the Pope and arrest our allies? There is an existential war going on between the democracies and dictatorships and we never should bow for the dictators.

You're fundamentally misunderstanding the nature of the conflict. It's not say "democracy in Europe/America versus non-western dictatorship". It's a conflict of ideas between liberal-democracy and autocracy/authoritarianism and this is happening inter-state and intra-state. Donald Trump is in many ways aligned with the values of Putin more than he is with the values of liberal democracy. Likewise Orban in Hungary or Netanyahu in Israel despite their countries being liberal-democracies and historical allies.

Putin doesn't hate the UK or USA, he's at war with liberalism. So he's at war with us and the only way he won't be is if we are no longer a liberal-democracy (which is the direction of travel under Trump).

It's obviously messy as you can have players blurring the lines depending on the context and their own self interests.

Letting Netanyahu get away with war crimes is a victory not for democracies but for the autocratic/authoritarian World view that values naked self interest and might-makes-right politics. The reason that is a bad thing is because the liberal-democratic model has ushered in the single greatest period of peace in World history and was built on the lessons of the horrors of the great wars and other massacres.

Someone replied to this with another and more people reacted but I didn't read any comment here so I'm not sure what they're debating Probably some soy shit

Smart move. Committing an act of war against a nation with nuclear weapons by arresting their head of state is probably not a great idea.

Horrible move, imagine all the cool videos we would have gotten if Israel nuked Poland

The frickin irony of this guy visiting a concentration camp while running one

Too many r-slurs on the internet don't seem to know what a concentration camp or a holocaust is. Just killing lots of people wasn't the shocking part of Nazi Germany

Like what's the point of the ICC now

Comic relief

That was horrible. With the singular exception of the wonderful TOS time travel tribbles episode, DS9 never once exceeded mediocrity at its very best.

The entire thing was stupid. The entire thing was boring. All of the original characters (exceptions being Garak, Quark, and briefly Nog) were boring and one dimensional. It says a lot when the only actually likable, interesting characters are the two B-listers they pulled from TNG (O'Brien, Worf).

Avery Brooks can't act. None of the cast could act. It's like they were directed to play someone playing an actor playing their part. And then there's Avery Brooks who had to have been directed to play an actor overacting the part of an actor overacting the part of an actor playing Sisko, a man with a debilitating brain injury.

Sisko wasn't even the worst though, that honor is split between Jake and Kira. Jake would clinch it easily if he had appeared more often (though he still appeared WAY too much) and this fucking episode that Reddit ADORES remains the single worst episode of anything I ever remember seeing. Kira ties him though with the sheer volume of her appearances and how the writers were deadset on having her be this sexpot despite being an aging, fuck ugly hag with some of the ugliest hair ever to grace the 90s, a grating voice and an utterly hateful personality. The mirror universe episodes where she was always in leather are going to haunt me for the rest of my life.

"teehee rom sounds goofy but hes actually a super smart engineer" would have been a funny bit for one episode but they built large swathes of the later series around this. It wasn't cute for very long and Rom is insufferable.

Bashir x O'Brien forced bromance is the most egregious example of what Peter meant when he said something insists upon itself.

Ezri was a horrible replacement for Jadzia and I don't know why we needed a trill for the last season. Just write the character out instead of inserting this pointless therapist bitch with a pixie cut and spending HALF THE SEASON telling us her backstory and showing us who she is.

Bajoran mysticism is fucking retarded and the entire show was built around this nonsensical space magic. Everything about the bajorans sucks. I think there are probably a double digit number of episodes where the premise is "Kira must work with a hated cardassian but what if the cardassian is actually a good guy????" and absolutely none of them were remotely interesting and having Kira be the focal point just made them all the worse.

Absolutely no one wanted 20 episodes of boring ass horrible actor Sisko romancing the ugliest women in the galaxy but we got them anyway

Oh and don't even get me started on fucking Odo and the entire race of shapeshifters

And that sappy fucking bittersweet instrumental music montage of all the Moments throughout the series at the end???? It didn't even come close to earning that fuck OFF

What else

EDIT: OH AND FUCK VIC FONTAINE

!trekkies kill yourselves

For all the guy nomads, how do you carry your peepee pumps? The tubes are big and fairly fragile. Any tips for keeping it secure?

!chuds

I never expected chatgpt to be so honest

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r/getNoted

Also how can gerg be a Minecraft youtuber and say he knows nothing about arguably the two most influential Minecraft youtubers of the last half decade

Gerg, I like you. So if you apologize I will forgive you. Assuming it's a genuine one

Darn gerg why you doing this to me man you make good videos [267]

I mean, it was just a small mistake. No need to treat the man like satan. [-49]

"mistake" as in purposely being an butthole to fellow creators? [54]

r/YoutubeDrama

fastest I've ever unsubbed, what a massive L

Dead horse comment was so rude and heartless. Thinking they did something with that comment but they really just showed themselves as heartless they are when talking about the life of another human being.

Yeah that comment is cartoonishly heartless. I can't imagine what it would feel like being someone who was close to Techno and reading that. Really disgusting

(The dead youtuber's dad) I appreciate your concern, but I can honestly say it didn't bother me in the slightest. For one thing, I'm clear about Tommy's righteousness for the cause; some dude's mean tweet bounces right off that.

Hey everyone. Mr. Technodad here. I wanted to take this opportunity to answer gerg's question about how many times I'm going to dance around my boy's corpse for money. The answer is: as many times as it takes. Here's a link to Sarcoma UK, which Tommy is the spokeperson for: https://sarcoma.org.uk/get-involved/make-a-donation/

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I think he forgot it wasn't 2016 anymore.

He took "we're so back in 2016" too literally

wow that 'joke' was said with a lot of contempt in their voice. [65]

I think that's part of the gag. I think you have recognised that too, well done. [-70]

you probably think shits hilarious, right? [54]

No, but I'm sure you would cast judgement if I did. [-52]

There's also the endermen video [25]

I will say that coming from him with his "edgy" "humor" it's probably meant to be rude, but as an neurodivergent- it's the kind of joke I'd make. Plus I'd fully use them as rep cause endermen are sick as heck [-30]

Autism isn't an excuse, just an fyi [32]

The techno tweet was shitty but this is the most mild "dark joke" of all time dude [-25]

It's him saying a slur and then committing (correct me if I'm wrong) blackface [16]

Am I missing something or did you just say a Minecraft skin is "commiting blackface"? [5]

his initial Minecraft skin is the default pig in a suit. For this joke, he changed it to be the darker pig. [6]

r/Technoblade

unfortunately i think he's a professional rage-baiter. it's best just to ignore him, as frustrating as that is

There's a difference in rage baiting and being an butthole, this just steps the line tbh.

Well Gerg was swiftly educated on the lore of the all powerful Blade. Then quickly regretted his poor take

Why are we defending the former child that agree only LGBTQ people can give money to other LGBTQ

@BussyBoy's apology https://undelete.pullpush.io/r/Technoblade/comments/1i9t86j/_/m95kvr7/#comment-info

I have been waiting for this for months. Right now I have a chub but the level of cope that's going to happen in the next few months is going to make me so hard my peepee could drill some of the totally real going to happen oil wells he promised.

Removals are a legal process with very limited ability for POTUS to do anything about. There are 600 immigration judges in the entire country, last year they cleared just north of 1m cases with 1.6m new cases. Congress have refused to add more money to the system for the last decade. It takes 3 years to get a removal order, anyone who has already claimed asylum is here for 11 years.

Immigration detention is at capacity. Congress isn't going to give him the $1t a year it would cost to detain them all.

I have some throwaway community.win accounts I have been greening for when the numbers start coming out this time round.

Why is daddy worse than Big Mike on immigration?

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recently I read a whore justify herself with evolution, and learned that the peepee displaces other men's c*m because we're born for free love. We're whores at heart, every womyn was a frick machine until fundies put us everywhere in chains.

This is based on a few studies, here's one

Results obtained by modifying an artificial peepee suggest that the coronal ridge is an important morphological feature mediating semen displacement...

basically they made fleshlights and tested how well the plastic peepee removed semen from the tube. that's the kind of hands-on science we know and love

but think about it, does semen really stay in there long enough that "displacing" after has a huge advantage? Certainly it's useful, but how much? insemination happens pretty quickly so the lingering sperm probably isn't going to inseminate her if the ejaculation didn't. And even then the rest is fully removed in five days. So either everyone was having Aella gangbangs, the returns are diminishing, or perhaps there's an alternative explanation.

The ones I found were "Structural Integrity" and "Pleiotropy" but those are anti-climactic

With the help of my friends, I've erected a fourth, and final, theory.

The blood plunger

BLOOD is a bigger barrier to insemination than sperm I think. Since we've not always had lovey-dovey foreplay for some enjoyable, LUBRICATED s*x, I imagine vaginal trauma was more common. I.e.

After all, what big "sexual ingredient" isn't necessary at all for impregnation?

That's right, the female orgasm.

Now look, I'm not exactly happy with this conclusion, I'm not an incel I have female friends, r*pe is bad.

But I do believe I'm onto something here for a PURELY MECHANICAL QUESTION without any ethical extensions.

A question posed and answered in the spirit of Die fröhliche Wissenschaft

In short, the blood produced during s*x would prevent or severely inhibit insemination, and the peepee plunges it out.

Have I convinced you?

Now I'm not a scientist, but I do know the contact information for the real scientists who've published the original studies, and I drafted the following:

I honestly just want to bounce this idea off you guys and get some help with the draft. how well would an academic receive this