https://old.reddit.com/r/ukpolitics/comments/1iuuko6/egyptian_nhs_doctor_who_glorified_hamas_spared/

Post Mortem embarrassment

One of the main things that has kept me from taking my own life, and added to the fear of death, is the idea that after I die I will be laid out on a sterile table and observed in all my pathetic glory. My whole life I've done a very good job of making sure no one sees my peepee while flaccid. Won't matter. Honestly just wanna blow myself up.

According to BBC Newsnight, Britain's socialist government are considering ending their security partnership with the U.S. unless Donald Trump distances himself from Elon Musk's views on grooming gangs.pic.twitter.com/024Qbg1iaH

— Ben Kew (@ben_kew) January 7, 2025

Lots of seething bongs in the replies

Imagine thinking nobody opposed this until Tommy, Elon and Donald came along.

— Wandering Dalesman (@WanderingD83) January 7, 2025

Tommy isna cokehead who deserves to be in jail for breaking the law.

He is friends with convicted child groomers and has nearly collapsed several trials.

— Wandering Dalesman (@WanderingD83) January 7, 2025

Time for the UK to remove its support from the USA until it brings the mass killing of children to an end by its unhinged and mental population. pic.twitter.com/9Lu6lv8YdH

— Fórcola (@Frcola1) January 7, 2025

America isn’t a free country.

Robinson isn’t a political prisoner. Why are you defending someone that set up the UKs biggest libertarian ring? Maybe google that.

The UK should re-evaluate its relationship with the US until you get a handle on your mass murder of children problem

— Fórcola (@Frcola1) January 7, 2025

They're eating the cats and the dogs, too! Watch out!! Be scared

(More tax cuts for the super rich that rob the treasury just passed, never you mind lass, there's a culture war to fight)

— sauce lord 🧙🏻‍♂️ (@cilantro_daddy) January 7, 2025

Typical MAGA r-slurs - although I agree the US and UK should distance themselves from each other. Hopefully Trump will be suitably obnoxious and hasten the divorce from both ends. The UK belongs in Europe, not as a US proxy, but Trump will have to do the kicking...

— fractious_celt 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇺🇸 🇪🇺 (@DarenSwanick) January 7, 2025

You fricking idiot. The US is rotten to the core. You don't have values. How many of your children get murdered in schools every year?

— Mike (@MikePea73444529) January 7, 2025

You don't protect anything in the US.

Homicide rate US: 5.6
Homicide rate UK: 1.4

— Globalist (@Globali93253904) January 7, 2025

Ours don't die when they're at school though... sooooo .... yanno

— Bear Necessities (@BearNecessity3) January 7, 2025

You didn't protect your own children from the trans mob who cut off girl's breasts. When you attack us don't forget that you're also attacking right wingers here. Tommy Robinson is English and is in jail like many others here. Did you go to jail against the trans stuff?

— 99RedPills GoBy (@9Goby93813) January 7, 2025

!anime !weebs

What are your favorite anime soundtracks to listen to?

For my new years resolution I have decided to take up cardio kickboxing classes. I am still underweight so I'm not supposed to do too much cardio, but I will also be trying to eat more so it should balance out.

!coons

His Xitter Account

Lol:

I had not even posted on that thread by the time it had 60 comments, the debunked bad faith incel chud narrative that I am responsible for 99% of the BBCposting on rDrama.net is therefore debunked by Snopes.

!metashit !builtfor !BBC !BIPOCs

Trench crusade is doomed

https://old.reddit.com/r/videogames/comments/1ic7h2h/hmmmmm_morgan/

Vg journ*list loe

https://old.reddit.com/r/ConcordGame/comments/1ic6wfn/question_for_the_concord_defenders/

https://old.reddit.com/r/gamecollecting/comments/1idpnnn/my_first_ps5_cant_wait_to_play_these/

https://old.reddit.com/r/saltierthankrayt/comments/1ibanwp/finally_found_the_real_game_awards_list_and_here/

Unseen Footages of 2020 India China clashes....
3 🇮🇳 vs 100+ 🇨🇳
(1/n) pic.twitter.com/5MTFs4Cjq1

— War & Gore (@Goreunit) February 19, 2025

!crossword

LA Times, Sunday, Feb 2, 2025 - "Silent Partners"

https://downforacross.com/beta/game/6947069-fect

SOLVED

NY Times, Sunday, Feb 2, 2025 - "Two-for-One Special"

https://downforacross.com/beta/game/6947074-vesk

SOLVED

LA Times, Saturday, Feb 1, 2025

https://downforacross.com/beta/game/6947079-jank

SOLVED

NY Times, Saturday, Feb 1, 2025

https://downforacross.com/beta/game/6947081-sphob

SOLVED

The Crossword: Monday, Jan 27, 2025 (New Yorker, thought I would try this. Mondays are the hardest puzzles in the New Yorker)

https://downforacross.com/beta/game/6947101-troff

SOLVED

Daily Cryptic Crossword (2025-02-02) (this is British but also pretty easy cryptics)

https://downforacross.com/beta/game/6947077-treb

SOLVED (BARELY)

MORE NEW YORKER CROSSWORDS AFTER

https://downforacross.com/beta/game/6947660-plash

SOLVED

https://downforacross.com/beta/game/6947719-sunt

SOLVED

THANKS FOR PLAYING

BREAKING: Tesla now provides a discount of up to 10% on Tesla Insurance for customers who frequently use FSD (Supervised)

"The more you drive with FSD (Supervised) enabled, the bigger the discount is on your insurance premium." This new policy is currently only for Tesla… pic.twitter.com/Fjh0GT2fCB

— Sawyer Merritt (@SawyerMerritt) February 2, 2025

This totally won't backfire lol

https://www.tesla.com/support/insurance/fsd-discount#available

Related discussion:

https://www.cybertruckownersclub.com/forum/threads/tesla-insurance-now-offering-10-discount-for-owners-who-use-fsd-for-50-or-more-of-driving-miles.35591/

Starting now, the more you use FSD the less you’ll pay for Tesla Insurance.

Essentially Tesla is covering part of the cost of insurance when you use FSD https://t.co/Q7QT07PZkf

— Whole Mars Catalog (@WholeMarsBlog) February 2, 2025

Fricking nasty as shit gross women.

""Oh don't worry these people always out themselves" - Mario1599" -Dramamine

Full comments. Some sweatys can't behave, so of course the thread is locked. The top comments are funny though

Finally some foreshadowing of /u/LiamJazeefa:

Prologue

**One humble redditor suggests an offsite where evil reddit admins can't get the wholesome libertarianrinos. Another tells them to get on their uwu Groomercord. This is all it takes for (unarchived) TRANSPHOBIA to rear its head** https://archive.is/g0kxb

Part 1

**As predicted, we get an entire backstory about how Lilam is actually the real victim in all this. Some relevant points made** https://archive.is/vBAGT

1. No stalker child, keeping tabs on male feminists and child predators is a bad thing because it only makes them want to r*pe more(?)

2. When Chris Chan got stressed, he did his neurodivergent stress sigh. When this person get's stressed, they just need a little CP, as a treat

3. Age bracket is 3+, but don't worry, Xe sometimes has to settle for 18+

4. Not aware of recidivism stats, even though this contradicts the previous message (my 1)

5. Unironically does the "aktually it's ephebophilia" when they're x-age or older" Relevance is unclear when they're still saying they're attracted to literal toddlers too.

6. Despite not knowing any criminology stats (see 4) they just know in their heart of hearts that most MAPs are non-offending because ???

Just for the record they're admitting to acquiring and jerking it to CP

7. Want a source? Um sweaty, you're talking to an intellectual. Be prepared to get peer reviewed articles and 90 minute lectures from The Science™. It might be too much for your feeble mind.

8. Lists some of the dangeous apps libertarians might be using to target children. Groomercord mysteriously not present

Part 2

**Now to the horrible stuff. TW: People are explaining why someone might not be sympathetic to someone who self-describes as a person who enjoys jerking off to children being r*ped.** https://archive.is/NBNtW#selection-1643.0-1650.0

Vivid_Wrongdoer_1662 (more like Bigot_Queerkiller_1488 am I right) makes this horrible point, but our intellectual has a strong rebuff to this nonsense.

• I don't have a time machine, BIPOC.

For some reason "I can't unfap to the r*pe of those kids" doesn't soften this heart of stone. Here comes the truth nuke. Total CP enjoyer absolution. Get ready to feel like a fricking fool all you woodchipper posters

• I'm absolved of my sins because

  THE STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS HAS EXPIRED

• something something therapy (that fixes everything according to reddit)

• People are being mean to me, did you ever think about that?

Yes, I wasn't punished, and I continue to be an unrepentant menace to children who is still attracted to them, but at least I'm not rude. Also you can't get me nah nah nah

Part 3

**Of course it wouldn't be reddit if we didn't try to use nu-terminology to try to de-stigmatize horrible behaviors act scientific and emotionally detached from our own horrible actions try to silence opposition by being a faux authority talk about this in a civil manner** https://archive.is/hPdkX

• all my critiques are ^^^ It's extreme copium and deflection

• I also like the random redditor trying to redefine porn on the fly because child porn was giving it a bad name or something: "You should use the better term, child sexual abuse material. Porn is consensual."

• Here's a few more redditors accidently telling on themselves.

-- They're just using harsh terminology to checks notes make child r*pe and CP sound bad:

-- Libertarian activists are so brave for sticking up for the stigmatized paraphilia community:

Certified yikes sweaty moments

Part 4

**One last over the top cope for the road- you're literally sending death squads after me.** https://archive.is/IiXqC

• The true victims in all of this are those that see mean words on their screen. Do you have any idea what it's like to be told to keep yourself safe by a stranger over the Internet (the answer is yes, it happens all the time, grow the frick up). This is what avoiding signs of victimization is, btw- minimize all your horrific crimes against children and then cry about mean words from pseudo-anon accounts you'll never interact with again.

-- "Go sit in a corner for three hours and imagine people saying these things to you every single day for 10 years."

counterpoint: Xe doesn't even need to do this, just stop telling people how much you enjoyed child porn. Stop telling people you find toddlers attractive.

• Fear of Doxing. I will once again remind you that NOBODY ASKED and you just volunteered about your attraction to 3+ year olds. If you did this on an account that can be connected to your real name, you should also be in jail for being fricking r-slurred.

• The famous Internet death squads are coming for the wholesome libertarians (God I wish that were true )

Epilogue

. There is a twitter account with this same username- https://x.com/lilamjazeefa. The most recent tweets are from 2016 directly \@GovGaryJohnson and \@GovBillWeld... the Libertarian candidates for the 2016 election... Some jokes just write themselves.

https://isaveddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/1ip8e2w/a_british_man_tries_to_murder_a_man_who_was_burning_a_qu'ran_in_knightsbridge,_london

$EA I'm not going to lie, I am smiling a bit right now.

Make sh*t games, get rekt! pic.twitter.com/WBuc1039tt

— Couch Investor🛋️ (@Couch_Investor) January 23, 2025

https://n4g.com/news/2650446/ea-stock-drops-as-dragon-age-the-veilguard-misses-sales-mark-by-50

I know many of you here didn't liked the game and called it second coming of Hitler

But I agree with this comment:

(I know the anti woke don't want to admit it but they basically cancelled this game.

Like how woke people cancel stuff they did it to this game because it didn't fit their "view".

This game never had a chance from the get go.

To much checklist:

EA hate

To "woke"

Gameplay was to different

"Ugly" characters

Some characters not having enough "bust"

I can't judge the story because inhavent played it yet

Honestly if it wasn't labeled dragon age it might of done better.)

https://old.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/1i8ww4h/ea_lost_6_billion_in_market_value_following_fc_25/

Yep, they want shareholders to believe that they reached 1.5 million sales, but their wording is intentionally misleading.

Will never stop surprising how r-slurred Redditors are, Dragon age sold similar to ff7 rebirth so the numbers did reach 1.5 millions

But main problem hating dragon age is this

https://old.reddit.com/r/FFVIIRemake/comments/1hikwu2/european_sales_analyst_chris_dring_ffvii_rebirth/

For shareholders it doesn't make any sense now doing AAA single players games since most people just play call of duty and fifa and some mobile sloop.

Dead space remake was awesome but it also flopped so no dead space 2 remake.

Anytime I begin to talk to anyone about gaming here in the UK, they all mention they're g*mers. When I ask what they play, they all respond "Fifa and COD". If they're under 30 they also mention Fortnite. It's so rare for me to find anyone who plays anything outside of the aforementioned games in real life let alone someone who plays Final Fantasy.

Gaymers are r-slurs

It's like that meme where nerds playing a dungeon and dragon then a normie join, then normie invites a foid and then they kick out nerds and make new rules

Indian father math is making sure their daughter is disgustingly over-educated, buying her complex literature about global issues and female liberation, making her read classics, and then getting mad when she turns out to be a raging feminist who argues with elders over misogyny

— Divyanshi 🦋 (@Swagitttarius) January 26, 2025

I detest old simps so much its unreal. At least young ones can partly be explained as result of their environment.

No like I keep my mouth shut and call you whores r-slurred in my mind when you're yapping offline. Why would you engage in any political argument IRL?

If a sister says it its true Lynch that geriatric.

Lol. Lmao. Couldn't happen to a more deserving person, phull sapport to pheminists destroying their parent's marriage in their last years

No I'm the better pheminist cause my dad didn't pamper me

How is arguing with randos you see once a year liberating lmao?

Gulaged unless you're top 0.5% ofc.

Oh looks there's a phag just like her father in there. Hope your sherni daughter gets killed by her muzzie bf bro

Isn't there someone you forgot to ask

BTW this is what the femoid looks like

!chuds for the most chuddy person alive rn

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/mad-at-the-internet.49299/post-20084296

They lost my cheese.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/mad-at-the-internet.49299/post-20084303

@Null I know you won't give details, but on a scale of 1 to 10 how is whatever you're currently trying to accomplish going?

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Approximately 0 and I don't feel like writing about it.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/mad-at-the-internet.49299/post-20083667

Does anyone have a tool to identify which airlines routinely fly between specific hubs

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/mad-at-the-internet.49299/post-20088251

You'll have to let us know at some point what airport shafted you on the bags. I'm betting JFK.

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It's the airline. The airport were the luggage did not connect was AMS but it's 100% the airlines fault.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/mad-at-the-internet.49299/post-20087994

I have flown probably over 100,000 miles in my life and I have never had my fricking luggage lost before. It's a kind of devastating frick up you don't even really understand until it happens. I've always prepared my laptop bag to have everything I need in case it ever happened but even with that good habit I am just completely fricked because I am pegged to this location until it arrives and I have no idea if that's even happening. It's also really expensive to suddenly extend everything. I'm going to have to file a claim for the first time ever.

I think the reason I've always had my luggage is that I've always booked flights with generous connection times. It doesn't bother me to sit on my laptop for two hours and you can do fun things like fixing the forum in that time. But they rescheduled my flights last second and gave me a 50 minute connection with a 20 minute delayed initial flight.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/mad-at-the-internet.49299/page-2758#post-20095698

I will never financially recover from this move btw. Almost everything that could go wrong did.

https://old.reddit.com/r/aspergers/comments/1i6jbd4/comment/m8cn5za/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/aspergers/comments/1i6jbd4/comment/m8cm9ud/?context=8

not all drug users

https://old.reddit.com/r/aspergers/comments/1i6jbd4/comment/m8cs99j/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/aspergers/comments/1i6jbd4/comment/m8cw9i2/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/aspergers/comments/1i6jbd4/comment/m8cr1as/?context=8

mod claims it's not politically motivated

Redditors aren't buying it

"why?"

"reddit is super far left"

^reddit boycotts will totally work this time and not quietly reinstated in 6 months after ppl stop paying attention

paradox of tolerance makes appearance

the common down below gets ignored

he would not stop singing pearl jam "alive" and was very proud of his eddie vedder impression tbh i was too then he started going on about the lesbian he used to work with who had a name that sounded very similar to his over the intercom then he started talking about how much he likes licking clit should i put him in a home?