1. "he was wrong with the ew part" "when you're white there is no upgrade; don't mix."

2. "guys, she might not have been a whore... think about it" "nah she ruined her genes with mystery meat bastard child"

This messages Cesar's wife lol:

3. Bai Michelle is back and she's trying her hand at some sweet Reportmaxxing!

4. " I agree it's rude, he should have just moved along..." "it's not a kid, it's a lump of coal"

5. "completely normal reaction" "you're literally a single Dad, bro..."

6. "insecure and racist" "there's nothing wrong with being racist actually"

7. Man literally called "Soy Horeman" chimes in. I checked his page, he's real...

🤔 pic.twitter.com/1nEUHaY9Rz

— Tariq Nasheed 🇺🇸 (@tariqnasheed) January 23, 2025

A very questionable appointment by @realDonaldTrump. @sriramk’s pet issue is expanding the H-1B visa program and removing country cap quotas for Green Cards.

Not America First at all. pic.twitter.com/npWllWi62o

— U.S. Tech Workers (@USTechWorkers) December 23, 2024

The Republicans are partly doing this as revenge against the bigtech anti-Trumpers but also because the VC douches that backed Trump want cheap labor.

Do you think the Democrats that work at all the bigtech are going to pivot right on immigration in the coming years after getting replaced?

Looks like it if you look at the coding subreddits.

https://old.reddit.com/r/cscareerquestions/comments/1hcygo8/jury_finds_discrimination_in_h1b_visa_tech_worker/

Max announce the release of the 'Luigi Mangione: The CEO Killer' documentary on February 17th. pic.twitter.com/nwIEA87QUp

— Pop Tingz (@ThePopTingz) February 13, 2025

!meowr

Woman sues fertility clinic for implanting wrong embryo — forcing her to hand over baby five months after giving birth

A devastated Georgia woman is suing a fertility clinic for implanting the wrong embryo inside her, resulting in the baby being "ripped away" from her five months after she gave birth and bonded with the child.

Krystena Murray, from Savannah, underwent in vitro fertilization two years ago and only discovered the fertility clinic's "reckless" mistake after she delivered a healthy baby boy in December 2023.

Murray and her sperm donor are both white .

She said she "knew something was very wrong" when the child was born because she delivered a "dark-skinned, African American baby," according to the lawsuit.

!medicine !r-slurs !biology !chuds !foidmoment

the maymays said musk was gonna make genetically engineered catgirls why he makin the eggs cost more

Bongs are mad that they went through university just to make £7.50 an hour, find blame in everyone except those responsible

You have to make minimum wage a billion pounds an hour!!!!

NO NOT LIKE THAT

Graduate salaries are lower today in real terms than in 2001 and are heading towards parity with the national minimum wage, according to a report published this week.

>turn universities into visa factories so now 90% of the population has a BA in Sports Psychology

Graduates don't make any money. How could this have happened?

American Car Wash Cashier earns more than a trainee lawyer in the yookay btw

Seethe + Bongs Posting Ls

The lowest are below minimum wage, often in roles that pretend it's not a salary, e.g. PhD stipends are now substantially below minimum wage.

I should be rewarded (by the taxpayer) for throwing my life away on a worthless PhD

Plus junior doctors doing 90 hour weeks so their hourly rate works out at like 3 pounds

average 'junior doctor' training

When I did mine the stipend paid me £1300 per month (which was tax exempt). I worked well beyond 37.5 hours, as does everyone in academia, in fact including all academic activity expected of me (writing, supervising students, reading papers)

i had to READ!!! READ!!!

Yeah I have a master's from a top 5 university in the world for my subject and the entry-level jobs in my industry are around minimum wage.

Yeah but what's the master's in

Political science.

this neighour r-slurred fr

Is this because so many more people have degrees and there are more universities, not all of which are that great?

/r/unitedkingdom offers this fascinating experience akin to contacting a long lost Amazonian tribe where lefties discover the fricking obvious after everyone else did like 400 years ago.

wowowowowo you mean our blairite policy of handing a degree to the entire third world had some unintended consequences?

The good news is that these people will have jobs feeding worms at the bottom of a shallow ditch soon inshallah

When I graduated with a degree in Graphic Design in 2011 my starting wage was £13,500

brother nah Batman couldn't have got this out of me

Now DEI pushes the narrative only fortunate people can go to Uni so outside of high skilled roles

DEI? This isnt america, elon's brainwashing is working well on you isnt it lad? 😂

elon trump brainwashing bots putin musk reform IT'S DISGUSTING and if Starmer was really serious he would tax Elon Musk to 90%

We don't have DEI in uk..?

!germs

!nonchuds

first of all I will stop drinking right now as all it's done is gotten me into giant escalating fights with random people, inspired me to engage in poorly thought out troll attempts, and call women out to fist fights.

but the thing I'm most upset about is I let @TheGrillcast down - I will be better from now on.

/u/ElderExecutioner she's right, you pathetic frick. Stop crying on groomercord. No female wants a pathetic kitty male.

Someone DMd me on Reddit that one of my posts was being discussed at this site I had never heard of so naturally I had to check it out. Immediately I am bombarded with racism and all kind of fricked up hate. Are the admins asleep? How is this allowed? Even /r/thedonald never had this much hate.

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You're equating slavery to supporting a political candidate which is pretty disgusting.Btw many people supported the candidate because of terrible leadership failures on the left. Trump is a byproduct of bad policies all around. Nobody would have considered him if the left hadn't failed so epically. Don't get me wrong, Trump is a narcissistic idiot but the left failed us in more ways than one. (-8)

Actually, just no.Trump is not the result of failings on "the left". Trump is the natural end of the trend in the Republican party that has been happening since Reagan. The pattern has been consistent. Reagan, Bush, Bush, and Trump have made terrible domestic and foreign policy decisions that have royally screwed us over. Each worst than the last. Democratic presidents have not been perfect, but they have been doing their best to pick up the pieces of inherited disasters, and then they get blamed for the fallout of decisions their Republican predecessors made that were not easily fixable. Clinton was the only President in the past four decades to balance the budget and start to decrease the nation debt which skyrocketed under Reagan. Obama was left with remnants of a phony war that W started. People like to blame Obama for increasing debt, but a lot of the increase in his years in office was consequence of things he couldn't control. People blame Biden for inflation that is a direct... (20)

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Mmm sounds like you're uneducated on Donald Trump being a racist. Let me educate you….Trump invited leaders of the HBCUs to the White House in his first term, proceeded to help get them more funding. The Platinum plan was drawn up to create safer urban neighborhoods with the highest policing standards. Introduced new criminal justice reform most of which greatly affected the black community….all of this comes at a time when the Left is telling you he's racist, but Americans that have interacted with Trump tell you he is one of the most genuine humans in the world. Which is shown by his Numerous Humanitarian awards/nominations. (0)

Assuming he isn't racist, who cares? What I can't stand about the man is that he is weak as a human and he misuses his power for stupid stuff. I am a Republican but I walked away from Trump when I heard him badmouth John McCain's POW status…this tough talk from the coward who failed to serve in the same war. Taking away security details for his enemies is petty and immature (MAGA morons wont care to admit it but Biden reauthorized those security details…that is how a real man behaves…you rise above the petty crap).Like Trump MAGA losers are all tough at the keyboard but everyone I have met IRL can't even look me in the eye when I ask challenging questions, like the McCain scenario…one guy, a vet, denied it happened then when I showed him the clip he made some lame claim about editing or whatever.I heard the quote as it aired in real time. Trump is a coward.Character counts. (1)

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"oh no, I have to care about other people to be accepted by society"!!!!!!!!!!!! If you sit there and spew hatred and then people genuinely don't like you as a person, then people DONT want to hear you, be around you, or spend time with you dude. That's just reality and basic human relationships. If you cannot reconcile that concept, consider thinking that if you are not capable of considering the other person when you interact with them, you're probably stuck on caveman shit. Genuinely - if you are an unkind butthole in this current society - people don't want to spend time with you. That's the end of it. They don't want to hear from you because you think LESS of real human beings. Because you think that poor people don't deserve the same respect and dignity as other human beings. Because you are willing to condemn innocent people to death because of their religion, race, sexuality, or otherwise. That is NOT the human connection or intended experience. "Do no harm" commit no evils, ... (3)

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autodrama: automating away the jobs of dramneurodivergents. Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion

He's a poser guys.

For context, if you use the progressive stack award, your posts are (temporarily) treated as if they have 2x their actual upmarseys. This was thought of as so powerful by the jannies that it costs 1500 coins for just 6 hours. Now, if you make a post that gets 140 upmarseys, and at the same time someone makes an effortpost that gets 30 upmarseys, or chud ragebait that gets 50 upmarseys, your post will actually be below them on the front page. In fact, since upmarseys are basically normally distributed (getting 30 upmarseys is pretty average, getting 90 makes yours one of the top posts of the day, getting 150 would make it the top post of the day), any sort of multiplier would change the content of the front page immensely, let alone a multiplier so large it treats mediocre effortposts and slightly above average chud ragebait as superior to the actual top post as chosen by users.

The fact that /h/chudrama is blocked by default is irrelevant, because most active users have it unblocked, so even if you block /h/chudrama every post you make is still effectively being deranked. And besides, there are plenty of people who want to read /h/chudrama and not have it be literally the only thing they see on the front page

!nonchuds

Hunter statement

Hunter Biden statement: "I will never take the clemency I have been given today for granted and will devote the life I have rebuilt to helping those who are still sick and suffering.” pic.twitter.com/IIoFykkb0v

— Matt Viser (@mviser) December 2, 2024

https://old.reddit.com/r/news/comments/1h4icoo/president_biden_pardons_his_son_hunter_biden/

Few more - the most active across Reddit right now

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskALiberal/comments/1h4hwnr/megathread_joe_biden_to_pardon_hunter_biden/

https://old.reddit.com/r/law/comments/1h4hvqu/president_biden_set_to_issue_a_pardon_of_his_son/

https://old.reddit.com/r/Destiny/comments/1h4i08c/nbc_president_biden_to_pardon_son_hunter/

https://old.reddit.com/r/YAPms/comments/1h4i1a4/biden_pardons_his_son_hunter_biden/

https://old.reddit.com/r/neoliberal/comments/1h4i3ft/president_biden_set_to_issue_pardon_of_his_son/

https://old.reddit.com/r/centrist/comments/1h4i2pf/president_biden_set_to_issue_a_pardon_of_his_son/

https://old.reddit.com/r/inthenews/comments/1h4i3rr/president_biden_set_to_issue_a_pardon_of_his_son/

https://old.reddit.com/r/centrist/comments/1h4i2pf/president_biden_set_to_issue_a_pardon_of_his_son/

https://old.reddit.com/r/inthenews/comments/1h4i3rr/president_biden_set_to_issue_a_pardon_of_his_son/

https://old.reddit.com/r/Conservative/comments/1h4i8g5/breaking_president_biden_pardons_hunter_biden/

https://old.reddit.com/r/stupidpol/comments/1h4i7vc/president_biden_set_to_issue_a_pardon_of_his_son/

https://old.reddit.com/r/moderatepolitics/comments/1h4i9bl/president_biden_set_to_issue_a_pardon_of_his_son/

https://old.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/1h4hz1z/cue_the_maga_global_meltdown/

https://old.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/1h4icg6/fully_support_this/

!trump2024 !chuds 5k updoots on /r/politics alone, read it and weep

Let's check out the crossposts

https://old.reddit.com/r/KamalaHarris/comments/1gpzsdx/no_trump_did_not_win_in_a_landslidenor_did_he/

https://old.reddit.com/r/inthenews/comments/1gq1hhn/no_trump_did_not_win_in_a_landslide_nor_did_he/

https://old.reddit.com/r/sanepolitics/comments/1gpztcg/no_trump_did_not_win_in_a_landslidenor_did_he/

https://old.reddit.com/r/AnythingGoesNews/comments/1gq1o3g/no_trump_did_not_win_in_a_landslide_nor_did_he/

https://old.reddit.com/r/democrats/comments/1gq1jsw/no_trump_did_not_win_in_a_landslide_nor_did_he/

DIRECTOR'S CUT BONUS CONTENT

Here's a hugely engaged pre-election SRD smug thread!

https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/1encse3/kamala_harris_recorded_leading_trump_in_polls/

https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/1encse3/comment/lh5aww2/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/1encse3/comment/lh5uw1k/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/1encse3/comment/lh6b2xm/?context=8

Remember when DARK BRANDON embarrassed rightoids lol when will they learn

https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/1encse3/comment/lh9brgg/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/1encse3/comment/lh5qb8n/?context=8

Ctrl-f "weird" in this thread and take a shot every three instances of a srdine gushing about what an epic own it was and you'll still die of alcohol poisoning

https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/1encse3/comment/lh749ks/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/1encse3/comment/lh64yi5/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/1encse3/comment/lh6fd0f/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/1encse3/comment/lh9o1vo/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/1encse3/comment/lh5cfro/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/1encse3/comment/lh60cry/?context=8

Anyway back to the waxing smugological

https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/1encse3/comment/lh62ee3/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/1encse3/comment/lh7mprd/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/1encse3/comment/lh64q40/?context=8

This ran far afield of the original purpose but that SRD thread is a treasure. Have a scroll! Use crosstalk!

recently I read a whore justify herself with evolution, and learned that the peepee displaces other men's c*m because we're born for free love. We're whores at heart, every womyn was a frick machine until fundies put us everywhere in chains.

This is based on a few studies, here's one

Results obtained by modifying an artificial peepee suggest that the coronal ridge is an important morphological feature mediating semen displacement...

basically they made fleshlights and tested how well the plastic peepee removed semen from the tube. that's the kind of hands-on science we know and love

but think about it, does semen really stay in there long enough that "displacing" after has a huge advantage? Certainly it's useful, but how much? insemination happens pretty quickly so the lingering sperm probably isn't going to inseminate her if the ejaculation didn't. And even then the rest is fully removed in five days. So either everyone was having Aella gangbangs, the returns are diminishing, or perhaps there's an alternative explanation.

The ones I found were "Structural Integrity" and "Pleiotropy" but those are anti-climactic

With the help of my friends, I've erected a fourth, and final, theory.

The blood plunger

BLOOD is a bigger barrier to insemination than sperm I think. Since we've not always had lovey-dovey foreplay for some enjoyable, LUBRICATED s*x, I imagine vaginal trauma was more common. I.e.

After all, what big "sexual ingredient" isn't necessary at all for impregnation?

That's right, the female orgasm.

Now look, I'm not exactly happy with this conclusion, I'm not an incel I have female friends, r*pe is bad.

But I do believe I'm onto something here for a PURELY MECHANICAL QUESTION without any ethical extensions.

A question posed and answered in the spirit of Die fröhliche Wissenschaft

In short, the blood produced during s*x would prevent or severely inhibit insemination, and the peepee plunges it out.

Have I convinced you?

Now I'm not a scientist, but I do know the contact information for the real scientists who've published the original studies, and I drafted the following:

I honestly just want to bounce this idea off you guys and get some help with the draft. how well would an academic receive this

🚨 BREAKING: Department of Government Efficiency commission spokeswoman confirms Vivek Ramaswamy is not joining DOGE.

“Vivek Ramaswamy played a critical role in helping us create DOGE. He intends to run for elected office soon, which requires him to remain outside of DOGE, based…

— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) January 20, 2025

It was my honor to help support the creation of DOGE. I’m confident that Elon & team will succeed in streamlining government. I’ll have more to say very soon about my future plans in Ohio. Most importantly, we’re all-in to help President Trump make America great again! 🇺🇸 https://t.co/f1YFZm8X13

— Vivek Ramaswamy (@VivekGRamaswamy) January 20, 2025