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JB is that you? (-91)

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The people who think & talk about Trump the most are his haters. And that makes his supporters very, very happy. Nothing you do matters or will change anything (-56)

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Jesus Christ are you kidding me? Get an actually life and stop being a child (-57)

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You're equating slavery to supporting a political candidate which is pretty disgusting.Btw many people supported the candidate because of terrible leadership failures on the left. Trump is a byproduct of bad policies all around. Nobody would have considered him if the left hadn't failed so epically. Don't get me wrong, Trump is a narcissistic idiot but the left failed us in more ways than one. (-8)

Actually, just no.Trump is not the result of failings on "the left". Trump is the natural end of the trend in the Republican party that has been happening since Reagan. The pattern has been consistent. Reagan, Bush, Bush, and Trump have made terrible domestic and foreign policy decisions that have royally screwed us over. Each worst than the last. Democratic presidents have not been perfect, but they have been doing their best to pick up the pieces of inherited disasters, and then they get blamed for the fallout of decisions their Republican predecessors made that were not easily fixable. Clinton was the only President in the past four decades to balance the budget and start to decrease the nation debt which skyrocketed under Reagan. Obama was left with remnants of a phony war that W started. People like to blame Obama for increasing debt, but a lot of the increase in his years in office was consequence of things he couldn't control. People blame Biden for inflation that is a direct... (20)

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Mmm sounds like you're uneducated on Donald Trump being a racist. Let me educate you….Trump invited leaders of the HBCUs to the White House in his first term, proceeded to help get them more funding. The Platinum plan was drawn up to create safer urban neighborhoods with the highest policing standards. Introduced new criminal justice reform most of which greatly affected the black community….all of this comes at a time when the Left is telling you he's racist, but Americans that have interacted with Trump tell you he is one of the most genuine humans in the world. Which is shown by his Numerous Humanitarian awards/nominations. (0)

Assuming he isn't racist, who cares? What I can't stand about the man is that he is weak as a human and he misuses his power for stupid stuff. I am a Republican but I walked away from Trump when I heard him badmouth John McCain's POW status…this tough talk from the coward who failed to serve in the same war. Taking away security details for his enemies is petty and immature (MAGA morons wont care to admit it but Biden reauthorized those security details…that is how a real man behaves…you rise above the petty crap).Like Trump MAGA losers are all tough at the keyboard but everyone I have met IRL can't even look me in the eye when I ask challenging questions, like the McCain scenario…one guy, a vet, denied it happened then when I showed him the clip he made some lame claim about editing or whatever.I heard the quote as it aired in real time. Trump is a coward.Character counts. (1)

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Yeah, frick freedom of speech!! (-12)

"oh no, I have to care about other people to be accepted by society"!!!!!!!!!!!! If you sit there and spew hatred and then people genuinely don't like you as a person, then people DONT want to hear you, be around you, or spend time with you dude. That's just reality and basic human relationships. If you cannot reconcile that concept, consider thinking that if you are not capable of considering the other person when you interact with them, you're probably stuck on caveman shit. Genuinely - if you are an unkind butthole in this current society - people don't want to spend time with you. That's the end of it. They don't want to hear from you because you think LESS of real human beings. Because you think that poor people don't deserve the same respect and dignity as other human beings. Because you are willing to condemn innocent people to death because of their religion, race, sexuality, or otherwise. That is NOT the human connection or intended experience. "Do no harm" commit no evils, ... (3)

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pic.twitter.com/cmG4XOCO4O

— Mohamed Salah (@MoSalah) December 25, 2024

Every year Egyptian !football player Salah posts a picture of his family with a Christmas tree and every year it causes Muslims to chimp out

Last year

https://rdrama.net/post/232074/the-annual-marseytaliban-chimpout-at-salahs

And the year before

https://rdrama.net/post/134140/egyptian-footballer-mohammed-salah-celebrates-christmas

@Merryvann

Fk u

— Khaled. (@k7vak) December 25, 2024

والله محد فخر العرب غير @Mahrez22 💚

— الجازي🦌🇸🇦 (@jzo_99) December 25, 2024

@Hamad_Alain_1 انتهى موسمكم

— عمــر (@oa3370) December 25, 2024

دا احنا ها نشوف صياح للصبح 🎄🔥🤌

— 𝗠𝗢𝗡𝗜𝗥 𝗪𝗔𝗦𝗙𝗬 (@Monir_Wasfy) December 25, 2024

الله يهديك ويصلحك يارب

— فيصل | نوتنغهام 🇧🇷🌲 (@NFwrst) December 25, 2024

Salah posting Christmas pictures yet again even though he knows it’s 100% haram?

This is why we’re clear. https://t.co/BW2K4slgAc pic.twitter.com/7f99R11E3n

— Dirshe²⁰🇸🇴☪️ (@LFC_Wirshe5) December 25, 2024

What kind of muslim salah is?
I don't Understand.

— Lii🇸🇴 (@LibannLFC) December 25, 2024

https://t.co/FgA3zCoQBp pic.twitter.com/xmAHh9m4mA

— يحيى (@Yahye17092) December 25, 2024

frick this guy https://t.co/cgdiFDGmRb

— numaan (@luconum) December 25, 2024

Couldn’t even bother to open eyes for Eid https://t.co/hGKT00d1sL pic.twitter.com/nbu1QbQhxR

— 🇸🇴 (@defact0_) December 25, 2024

كل سنة المنحط يحاول يكرر فعله الشنيع
وانت لا توقف بتبيان الحقيقه pic.twitter.com/Be1j5ZyirE https://t.co/hBpIxTGrBG

— ابو أصيل | صلوا على النبيﷺ (@6x7z1) December 25, 2024

خلاص محمد صلاح تأثر بشكل مرعب من بعد ما وصل لبريطانيا من هذي الأفكار و اكيد يدري انه غلطان

الله يتوب علينا و يهدينا كلنا

— SAIF ALSIYABI (@saifalsyabi1) December 25, 2024

والله مستفز ياخي مستحيل انه مايعرف انه حرام !!!!!!!!

— A7 (@A79816680294436) December 25, 2024

خلاص والله زودها كانه قاعد يستفزنا الكلب ذا

— عبدالرزاق | صلو على النبيﷺ (@klaus_jr7) December 25, 2024

حسبي الله عليه وعلى كل من مثله وشاكلته ويقول انه مسلم

— إبراهيمو (@iIbrahimooo) December 25, 2024

ياخي بس كل سنة نعيد نفس كلام في اخير مصار شي موضوع صار مقرف

— Razine Triki (@razine_tri49678) December 25, 2024

this guy is a kafir and will put his religion down multiple times just to twerk Christians on the internet. disgusting behavior man. https://t.co/fKLm4xvd6a

— notakteer (@notakteer) December 25, 2024

May Allah punish you accordingly and dismantle Liverpools season as punishment. Shirk shall never prevail https://t.co/LUFCI7rE1Q

— sacre (@280120A) December 25, 2024

الاحتفال او التهنئة في عيد الكريسمس يعتبر مشاركة صريحة بأن سيدنا عيسى عليه السلام ولد في هذا اليوم وأن المسيح هو ابن الله الذي تم صلبه.

وهذا الأمر مخالف لجميع نصوص القرآن وعقيدتنا الإسلامية، نفتخر كثيراً بمحمد صلاح داخل أرضية الملعب ولكن هذا الأمر غير مقبول ومخالف للإسلام.… https://t.co/GSumccPcbX

— أبو فيصل (@Nssr___9) December 25, 2024

There's about 20k replies already, you could go through these all day if you wanted

Veteran CBS News reporter Jan Crawford dinged news organizations for not thoroughly covering President Biden's "obvious cognitive decline" this year until it became unavoidable during his disastrous debate against Donald Trump over the summer.

Crawford, the network's chief legal correspondent, insisted stronger reporting on the topic could have changed the entire election as she responded to a question from "Face the Nation" moderator Major Garrett about the most underreported story in 2024.

"Undercovered and underreported, that would be, to me, Joe Biden's obvious cognitive decline that became undeniable in the televised debate," she said on the Sunday morning show.

further reading: https://nypost.com/2024/12/19/us-news/white-house-aides-hid-bidens-apparent-mental-decline-from-day-1-of-his-presidency-explosive-report-reveals/

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The subreddit is up in arms, many people are asking for refunds, or hysterical that their microtransactions can no longer be accessed

!chuds !nonchuds genuinely what prompts even the most lefty leftoid to say shit like this.

!nonchuds

One of the X posts made by the group — which proclaims "long live the student intifada"

Is andy law a cuck?

recently I read a whore justify herself with evolution, and learned that the peepee displaces other men's c*m because we're born for free love. We're whores at heart, every womyn was a frick machine until fundies put us everywhere in chains.

This is based on a few studies, here's one

Results obtained by modifying an artificial peepee suggest that the coronal ridge is an important morphological feature mediating semen displacement...

basically they made fleshlights and tested how well the plastic peepee removed semen from the tube. that's the kind of hands-on science we know and love

but think about it, does semen really stay in there long enough that "displacing" after has a huge advantage? Certainly it's useful, but how much? insemination happens pretty quickly so the lingering sperm probably isn't going to inseminate her if the ejaculation didn't. And even then the rest is fully removed in five days. So either everyone was having Aella gangbangs, the returns are diminishing, or perhaps there's an alternative explanation.

The ones I found were "Structural Integrity" and "Pleiotropy" but those are anti-climactic

With the help of my friends, I've erected a fourth, and final, theory.

The blood plunger

BLOOD is a bigger barrier to insemination than sperm I think. Since we've not always had lovey-dovey foreplay for some enjoyable, LUBRICATED s*x, I imagine vaginal trauma was more common. I.e.

After all, what big "sexual ingredient" isn't necessary at all for impregnation?

That's right, the female orgasm.

Now look, I'm not exactly happy with this conclusion, I'm not an incel I have female friends, r*pe is bad.

But I do believe I'm onto something here for a PURELY MECHANICAL QUESTION without any ethical extensions.

A question posed and answered in the spirit of Die fröhliche Wissenschaft

In short, the blood produced during s*x would prevent or severely inhibit insemination, and the peepee plunges it out.

Have I convinced you?

Now I'm not a scientist, but I do know the contact information for the real scientists who've published the original studies, and I drafted the following:

I honestly just want to bounce this idea off you guys and get some help with the draft. how well would an academic receive this

Lebanon: One MP casts a ballot for Bernie Sanders for President. Speaker Nabih Berri goes “what?”

Unfortunately Bernie is not eligible for the position as he is not a Maronite Christian. https://t.co/escl57Yh68 pic.twitter.com/QVNNJMTEHl

— Liam 🇵🇸 (@Hezbolsonaro) January 9, 2025

The Cat Returns (2002) pic.twitter.com/p2QkZNBqzE

— Retro Anime (@retro_twt) February 12, 2025

Pirate: https://nyaa.si/view/1225344

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8067559/Single-foster-father-adopts-13-year-old-boy-abandoned.html

Basically rich successful Black man adopts a bunch of orphans and raises them properly according to all reports - and if there's one thing that makes 9strags shit bricks, it's successful black men, cucking hick redneck magatards.

As in 9strags white supremacists hate black people adopting whites more than they hate Mudsharks which is quite a alot.

Also, you guys will notice this is from 2020, 4 years ago, yet for some reason this "rage bait" has been making the rounds on 9strag, and ruffling some feathers - i can't find the other posts cuz im to lazy to scroll through so much shit, but here's one thread.

https://9gag.com/gag/aNDPQ0r#comment

liberalism, by 9strag standards

race-war puritans actually heavily downmarseyd in the top comment threads

"That's not a nigg but black man"

"you spelt King wrong."

Holy shit, this is the wokest, liberalistest shit I've ever read on 9strag!

wholesome

most of the top comments are in the least supportive, if with the usual 9strag turbo autism, both in the thread i linked, and other earlier threads about this topic.

Then of course the true drama war

Christian conservative 9cucks project their degeneracy

"Let's wait a couple of years and see if the boys becomes a college student or a felon"

and it's actually downmarseyd!

"You are just salty that boy has future and you don't."

:marseyBlackPeepsReactingWithOOOOOOHthatSIckBurn!: (no seriously what's this marsey again? any of you dramatards?)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centers_in_the_United_States

"FAKE NEWS, BLACKS DONT DO GOOD THINGS"

"Here's a source"

"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

Chuds are subhuman degenerates.

Anyways im too lazy for more - also @Meilani does this count as chud-content farming?

!nonchuds

Quinnipiac Poll (2/13-17)

Job Performance:

Donald Trump
Approve 45%
Disapprove 49%

Congressional GOP
Approve 40%
Disapprove 52%

Congressional Dems
Approve 21%
Disapprove 68%

— Steve Kornacki (@SteveKornacki) February 19, 2025

!blueanon !khive

One will have patched black-white reflective hair from a Sino-Albino crossbreed

The other will come from an exact 16.666% genetic combination of each Major Race (irish,native american,black,white,mongoloid,latinx) resulting in reddened skin and hair

Their history of ethnic conflict doesn't exist yet

Their slurs have not yet been coined

(If Hitler had won,)

This is fertile ground for theoretical racism PhDs to field their syncretic race-biology-sociology-aesthetic knowledge, i.e. psychohistorical applications

No way Zelenskeet doesn't have the biggest chungus