The White House digital team deserves an award for what they have been pulling off. pic.twitter.com/zdkxMHsGy0

— Charlie Kirk (@charliekirk11) January 31, 2025

Reminder, this is the average type of individual these jannies seek to lord over

Yooo, that is so relaxing and satisfying to see Jenna get her beautiful hair brushed 😍😍😍. Her hair is so brushable, I wanna brush that beautiful hair of hers 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Okay. Now the jannies

The OG Celeb Jannies

The OG celebrity power jannies were a group who made it their life's work to collect every single female celebrity subreddit over the last 10-12 years. Here's most of them

Wait what mod list is that from?

https://web.archive.org/web/20170313191431/https://www.reddit.com/r/starlets/

That sub was originally created by the /r/Jailbait janny

I wasn't able to figure out exactly when, but I guess after he was suspended, it was passed to the rest of the cabal. Many of whom still mod big subs.

You see, these jannies were so obsessed with consooming every female celeb name subreddit that sometimes they'ed grab the subs before the girls turned 18. Because otherwise someone else would grab it before them and that was very triggering for them.

Their ranks have diminished in recent years as this guy seems to have died of aids or cancer or something 9 months ago

Some of our rightoids might recall he used to regularly make comments like this

But he was always immune to the reportmaxx. Even last year, I caught him sperging about supreme court justices or something, but nothing ever happened. And he'd say these things in /r/news, but his comment would just be removed whereas anyone else would at least be permed from the sub. Power janny privalege

Then this guy was suspended (maybe during the API protests last year? Not sure)

And I think at least one other died (actually died). But still, you'll find a group of them carrying on if you visit any female celeb sub name. Seriously, any sub

etc.

They are obsessive and controlling. Another group of celeb jannies was tired of being banned by the OG's and having to deal with their rules so over the last 2 years they built their own group.

My lungs taste the air of autism, blown past fallen jannies. /r/RisingTideNetwork

You're thinking, surely the new faction can't be worse then the OG's, half of whom used to mod a literal jailbait subreddit

You know how bardfinn or merari will make a super serious comment as if they're the ceo of a fortune 500 company? These RisingTideNetwork jannies are like that, except they'll be talking about a subreddit called "PicsOfTheMoleOnSydneySweeneysAss or "JennaOrtegasEarlobes.

They take it very seriously.

Helm Emeritus

It was started by /u/NotAMod2112, who is apparently a lesbian woman. That account was suspended so now she's under /u/NowAMod. I know, janny...coomer...lesbian? But I couldn't find any trans posting in her accounts. They usually let you know they're trans after all. So maybe it's really a bio lesbian

Here's a post she made to /r/RisingTideNetwork last year reminding them of their purpose after she was banned from the cabal controlled /r/AlisonBrie subreddit

Evil Empire - reminder of RTN purpose

The OG cabal on the AlisonBrie janny list

In the comments she mentions a man named Topher, who apparently was the original brains behind RisingTideNetwork

https://old.reddit.com/r/RisingTideNetwork/comments/166cqok/evil_empire_reminder_of_rtn_purpose/jylbjwc/?context=8

Introducing Topher /u/TimingGod

https://old.reddit.com/r/RisingTideNetwork/comments/vq59ok/topher_sort_of/

Here's the two of them flirting

https://old.reddit.com/r/CelebsWithPetiteTits/comments/xt22uq/75000_members/iqoajqk/?context=8

Cute , but it's kind of giving me Bardfinn flirting on bluesky vibes Topher has a little sub called /r/TopherB where he's posted.... ....his ex wives...

https://old.reddit.com/r/TopherB/comments/12hni6s/topher/

His first two wives were white. Third was Asian @BWC discuss

"My windows to the world"

This is kind of just sad. But why did he post these to his random sub. Boomer moment.

https://old.reddit.com/r/TopherB/comments/14sd4pk/ana_ai_altering_hair_color/

So anyway, it's a strange group of people because they'll be posting super seriously about janny matters, then the next post will be

Hostile take over of KoreanCelebrityFap? or Celebrity Butt centric subs? or CelebsBikiniUndies needs an approval mod but they take all those goofy subs seriously too.

They've changed leadership a couple times when someone gets too tired. Jannying is tough work, okay I think there's at least 2 or 3 sexy Indian dudes in their network. Jeets have really taken over reddit in the last couple years.

And they have a wiki where they lay out their master plan and all their requirements to join the network

https://old.reddit.com/r/RisingTideNetwork/wiki/index

They actually seem pretty free speech. They're obviously not as bad as the ex celeb jailbait jannies, they're just a little odd and very cringe.

First one to say @Holly_Jolly_Kong sucks peepee gets 300 coins. I know nobody reads this shit

So who's team are you on

including Formerlurkong - 86 votes

Dude bussy lmbo

Prologue:

Before I can talk about Bungie's current bed-pooping I have to give you the context of yesteryear's bed pooping. During the thirdish quarter of 2023 the full weight of Bungie's massive screw up by releasing one of the dumbest, anti-climactic, and poorly written game expansions (even by destiny standards) had been realized. This gave Pete Parsons the CEO of Bungie, you're going to be seeing a lot of seethe surrounding this guy, the justification needed to start layoffs in the company.

https://bungie.fandom.com/wiki/Layoffs_2023

On Monday, October 30, Bungie laid off a sizable chunk of its staff in departments including community, QA, audio, and more. According to a report from IGN, Bungie CEO Pete Parsons cited Destiny 2's declining performance in 2023 as a cause. A report from Bloomberg noted that Bungie's upcoming projects were internally delayed as part of the move, with The Final Shape quietly moving to June 2024.

That underline section is going to be important later.

In an internal town hall meeting addressing a Monday round of layoffs that impacted multiple departments, Bungie CEO Pete Parsons allegedly told remaining employees that the company had kept "the right people" to continue work on Destiny 2.

This tone deaf remark caught Pete a lot of flak, as if he would give a shit, and he was criticized for not taking a paycut to prevent the layoffs. He instead chose to purchase 2.4 million worth of Antique cars and offer to show his female employees his collection.

https://kotaku.com/bungie-pete-parsons-layoffs-classic-cars-sony-buyout-de-1851610196

Speaking to multiple current and recently laid off employees, IGN has confirmed reports that Bungie took responsibility for the layoffs, rather than laying them at the feet of parent company Sony. Parsons told employees that the layoffs were largely due to underperformance of Destiny 2 over the last year, as well as lower-than-expected preorders for upcoming expansion The Final Shape.

As it so happens Lightfall was actually Destiny 2's best performing expansion. The newest expansion The Final Shape failed to break the previous expansions poulation record on steam (although that could also be sttributed to the amount of server issues during the release of TFS. Despite this the expansion still technically "underperformed" because bungie had likely over-promised Destiny 2's performance after releasing expansions during the height of the pandemic when everyone was trapped inside playing videogames.

Employees were also told that Destiny 2 player sentiment was at an all-time low. Sources tell IGN that this issue had been flagged to leadership repeatedly for months prior to the layoffs, with employees begging for necessary changes to win players back.

One former Bungie employee recalled that they were repeatedly assured following the 2022 Sony acquisition of Bungie that there would be no layoffs, and cited an item from a Sony quarterly report that claimed $1.2 billion of the $4 billion acquisition was going explicitly toward staff retention. Multiple employees confirmed that money was distributed to employees who were fully vested, with money split into multiple payments over time and varying based on discipline and seniority.

>t-there's not going to be any layoffs r-right Pete?

>yeah yeah sure, could you pipe down I'm trying to order more ferraris.

Of course since then there have as of now been 2 rounds of layoff. womp womp!

The first round of layoffs targeted those who had stock in the company cutting a lot of senior workers including the lady that designed the flipping Halo logo and Michael Salvatori the composer of pretty much the entirety of the music of the 10 year Destiny Saga ever since they canned Marty O'donnell. Around 100 workers got axed, some very high notoriety, and this isn't even including workers who got shifted into sony positions.

Today's Crisis

https://old.reddit.com/r/DestinyTheGame/comments/1egpwx6/the_new_path_for_bungie/

As of writing this 3 days ago another hundred or so Bungie employees had found out they had just been uncerimoniously laid off in the same darn community update that any redditor can read for patch notes. This time the layoffs were centered around shuttering all projects that weren't Destiny or Marathon related. This means those projects that were delayed in the underline section before were all cancelled. This time around a lot of leadership roles had been hit as well. Mark Noseworthy and Luke Smith, two guys known for almost killing the game at least 3 times, and one of which had been with the company since before Reach, had been let go. These guys were responsible for side projects and bringing Destiny into other mediums such as T.V Shows. With them gone there's nothing left in the works besides Marathon.

https://old.reddit.com/r/DestinyTheGame/comments/1ehxulq/mark_nosesworth_and_luke_smith_are_said_to_have/

Bungie shrank from 1300 to 850

Sony's Bungie is shrinking from 1,300 people to 850:

• 220 laid off

• 155 moving to Sony

• ~75 to a new studio

"We were overly ambitious, our financial safety margins were subsequently exceeded, and we began running in the red," says CEO Pete Parsons

https://x.com/jasonschreier/status/1818674500013097178

On top of the layoffs the annual plan for the release of Destiny content has been alterd, and the consensus is looking like future releases are not going to live up to the previous standards. In other words this 7 year old game might actually die this time, for real...maybe. Idk tbh.

https://old.reddit.com/r/DestinyTheGame/comments/1ehuabx/liz_from_d2_leaks_posting_new_info_regarding/

This leaves Marathon, as the sole entity for Bungie to rest its future on. Bungie has to hope an extraction based looter shooter, a reputably anticasual gaming experience. As well as a hero shooter which have become comically despised by gaymers in the current day (see Concord) will be enough to save them from complete collapse.

This is all that exists of Marathon right now. If I'm not mistaken the studio behind these cgi trailers and cutscenes for Bungie got shutdown too. Little else is even known about this game.

Could be worse though. They could be DICE.

Tl;dr

*Bungie got bought by sony in 2022

*Bungie released a shit expansion, and had a round of layoffs in 2023

*Bungie released a good expansion, and had another round of layoffs in 2024

*Bungie's current cash cow Destiny 2 is being put out to pasture

*Bungie has no other projects in development right now besides Marathon

*The future of this studio lies in the fate of an extraction based hero shooter

*Pete Parons like cars

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I did it... I effortposted !jannies

Dear conservatives: That whole thing where progressives pretended to hate white people for 5 years? That was an ACT. It was fake! Progressives LOVE white people. They mostly hang out with white people and marry white people. The whole thing was performative bullshit for Facebook. https://t.co/R5RtTgrPWu

— Noah Smith 🐇 (@Noahpinion) November 28, 2024

Nearly every interaction I have with academics in my life is littered with conversations punctuated by "white people suck". The fact that you're even pointing out that this was observable implies that this is a problem. What are you even saying? "Haha jk about hating you!"

Yes it did suck and it was stupid. It was also fake.

We didn't realize this could come back to bite us in the butt, so it was all just a silly goof. Let's play nice again?

Also "the past 5 years" lmao the explicit anti-mayo messaging has been going on for at least 15.

Because sometimes you'll have to contact tech support. And they'll refer to you by your stated name. And you'll have to sign off your emails with your stated name. And in my case those emails are sent from a gmail account that proudly shows my real, actual name.

I'm just happy that I had the restraint to avoid naming myself Nate Higgers or the like.

The name I signed up with came from this meme which randomly popped in my mind when registering

The weather is going to be the coldest in DC in 40 years, which coincidentally 40 years ago was the last time an inauguration was held inside.

This is some how a topic of much debate and pearl clutching.

ModPol has some sane takes but some major wingcucks.

Suddenly the people who've been asleep at the wheel the past 4 years are ready to meticulously inspect every daily detail of Trump. Buckle up!

trump gets two scoops of ice cream!

There was also a big deal about the Coca-Cola bottle, ignoring that the Coca-Cola company has been doing that since 2005. GW Bush, Obama, Trump (45), and Biden got customized bottles too.

Since Trump has a personal preference for diet coke, the company filled his custom bottle with diet coke. There were walls of articles and commentary about it, as if this was some sort of huge scandal.

I forget who said it, but someone somewhat high profile said the media is focusing on the wrong things about Trump. They're focusing on tabloid level things rather than serious things. But because both the press and social media spends so much effort on covering tabloid level things there's so much noise that if something serious happens people have long since tuned out.

If the people who've been meticulously inspecting every daily detail of the president the last four years weren't starting a 4 year sabbatical I imagine the new ones would've happily stayed in retirement. This is a silly thing to get outraged about though.

So close but wingcuckery

It's weird that he's being clowned for this online. Now I bet that if he said that it would remain outdoors, people would criticize him for that too

He's getting clowned by people who paid a fortune to see him outside. Now they won't see him at all and are justifiably pissed about their wasted money.

Do you have any examples of that from republicans? All the clowning seems to be coming from democrats. Are you saying there are democrats who paid a fortune to see him and are pissed they wasted their money?

Do you have examples of democrats clowning him?

https://www.yahoo.com/news/magaers-mad-trump-moving-inauguration-002219180.html

Is this your first time on Reddit?

That's not an answer.

I gave you evidence. You've refused to do the same

https://www.yahoo.com/news/magaers-mad-trump-moving-inauguration-002219180.html

You edited your comment and added some I see. Here you go, I assume the democrat vp candidate counts.

There’s no such thing as bad weather, just bad clothing. https://t.co/t4EIhA31n0 pic.twitter.com/vndLPf4Bot

— Tim Walz (@Tim_Walz) January 17, 2025

Also "MAGAers?" what a fricking r-slurred phrase.

Also by the way Waltz had his own inauguration indoors.

Politics of Course has to way in. Which is mindnumbling r-slurred.

What a little baby, 18 degrees isn't that cold

He's not afraid of the cold, he's afraid of the crowd size. Imagine how few people were going to show up on a good day, then imagine how much smaller that crowd would be with weather in the teens. He's protecting his fragile ego, not his bone-spur-ravaged body.

This… when Kamala joined the race, I asked my Senators and congressman for tickets to the inauguration. About a month ago I received confirmation that tickets had been allocated for me, and I needed to confirm that I still wanted them. Which, I ignored, because I didn't want them. Last week, I received another email telling me that although I missed the confirmation deadline, they still had tickets and wanted to know if I wanted any.

I think they are struggling to fill the seats…

Get the tickets and don't go. Wasn't that a thing right after the election?

Stop the cap. 18 is fricking cold lmao

Where tf is 18 too cold to be outside a few hours? Arizona?

Gonna be below zero with the wind chill. Let's see YOU go stand out there for a couple hours. I do it every day regardless of the weather. It sucks when it's that cold.

I'm from the north so that's not a problem. But honestly it's probably for the best for it to be inside the capital. Trump supporters are really good at getting inside there anyway.

Okay. That's hilarious. Well played.

No it's not....Monday will be 25°F with 10-20mph winds so the "feels like" temp is 10-15°F. And with good winter clothes that's nothing. Still cold but there's no way windchill temp will be below zero.

don't think you understand the difference between wind and gusts.

on top of that, I expect it to be colder than the temperatures you said that I assume you got from a weather app or TWC or whatever. most apps forecast too high bias for arctic blasts, ECMWF, GEM, GDPS, EPS, CMCE, NAM and GFS models are all saying it'll be much colder.

It was 17° during Obama's.

What a snowflake.

Edit: correcting my memory - it was a low of 19°

3 days earlier, it was 8°

https://www.extremeweatherwatch.com/cities/washington-dc/year-2009

Bone spurs is the worst kind of crybaby snowflake.

Per Weather.gov, it was 28 degrees F for Obama's first inauguration, described as, "Filtered sun through the thin cirrus clouds. Breezy with northwest winds around 15 mph, gusting 20-25 mph. Wind chill values in the mid teens."

Probably where the 17 degrees is coming from.

Meanwhile, from Weather.com "The 2025 Inauguration will be ... sunny, with wind chills in the lower teens or single digits and winds gusting up to 35 mph in the afternoon. During the ceremony, the temperature will hover in the 20s."

The exact numbers may be incorrect, but it's not a bad comparison.

As I recall, it was 17° that morning.

https://www.weather.gov/lwx/events_Inauguration said it was 28F during Obama's first inauguration.

What was the low that day?

I remember it to be 17°.

I could be wrong.

This guy thinks the low of the day is relevant?

The thread is mainly boring wingcuckery but this important enough that arrr politics needs to talk about it twice

Wait until all his supporters at the rally are left stranded for hours and freeze.

It's almost like that's happened before!

I bet most of them won't even think to use the Subway. Despite the fact that the DC Metro is one of the best in the country, is fast, clean, Has connections to both nearby airports and can effectively move 150,000 passengers per hour, i'm sure many MAGAs are so afraid of the idea of public transit that they would rather sit for 4-6 hours in traffic trying To leave. Or even worse, wait for rideshare.

Plenty of people do that in SF too. Tons of people would rather be in traffic in their car than on public transport.

Yall are really clutching at straws aren't you lol. I have no skin in the game, but it's hilarious how stupid both sides can sound sometimes.

This never happened, he was 30 minutes late for a rally in 50 degree weather.

MTG about to claim Democrats set DC's thermostat low on purpose

Can we get an ice storm scheduled, too, president Biden?

You know the Quidiots are going to blame "the liberal Jew weather modification space lasers" for this

He'll say it was a sunny day - the nicest, warmest day ever. You've never seen such a beautiful day. He heard people saying it was the best day ever.

He'll probably in the same conversation say it was the sunniest warmest day, while at the same time use the weather as an excuse for something else.

Hopefully he'll do a William Henry Harrison.

He'd be a kitty if he didn't. Only a cuck wouldn't give the longest inaugural speech ever.

Hopefully he'll do a William Henry Harrison.

This people have never actually talked to a conservative.

Politics x3 on the issue

Crowd was going to be very small. Let's make an excuse.

Only because of the secret democrats controlled weather machine!

Honestly, the whole statement is so stupid. If we had weather machines and space lasers, Mar-a-lago would look like Independence Day meets Sharknado 365 days a year.

He will still claim two million attended.

Oh, I'm sure he will claim they were outside in the cold. But, Mr. Trump, I thought you were having this inside to protect all your fans from the winter chill.

Maybe credible threats of an attack on the outdoor venue?

Attack of the Snow! Close the sky border now frozen water is invading!

No one seems to be considering maybe shit scared of an assassination attempt.

Literally everyone in secret service would be there. He's just scared of the cold.

We're really letting this clown host his inauguration in the same place he tried to overthrow the government?

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Cold weather might be the case, but I wonder if it's also for security concerns. If a CEO caught the wrath of one Nintendo character a little while ago, then a Billionaire president, his billionaire cabinet picks, Musk, Bezos and Zuck might attract the entire Smash Bros lineup.

I wanna see Peach, Toad, and Donkey Kong representing the common folk with Bowser and Wario cracking their knuckles in anticipation in the background waiting for the billionaire bros to run to their rocket ships.

Lmao. I have coworkers who are obsessed with him, took time off work next week, bought plane tickets, and intend to travel from CO to DC to watch.

Get fricked fascists. Hope you don't get refunds.

Delusional

MarkMyWords is delusional as ever

He's moving his inauguration indoors because he doesn't want photos and videos of the minuscule crowd size.

>br>

I wonder if it is also related to security issues. Do Capitol police really want to protect this guy?

It's definitely a security issue, and I bet he's the one who requested the change. He's already had two attempts on his life as a candidate [by Republicans, no less], so a massive crowd, outside, filled with his nutjob supporters, and those who don't support him, is exactly what he'd want to avoid.

Yea 2 republicans tried to off him already… and this crowd will be filled with republicans… so definitely. Risk.

??? 2 republicans? The crazy hippy who wanted to shoot him over Ukraine war was a Republican now? You guys just love making shit up.

I thought it was because it will be easier to deal with a pants-pooping emergency indoors

While we would consider pants-pooping as an emergency, Donald Trump sees it as a mild inconvenience.

These people are obsessed with shit and piss.

AdviceAnimals appears to still get the Kamala Kash

Just storm the venue. Trump will tell you he loves you.

You're very special people. They said sir, sir, they're storming. They're storming the venue. Do you wanna know about storming? We had hurricanes, those are storms with tremendous wetness in terms of- and I told them- what if we launched nuclear? And that could sort of disrupt- but there are so-called science people that say sir, no you can't so when it comes to venues, we have some of the most beautiful venues

According to reddit 'this isn't inciting violence'

He realized his crowd wasn't going to be that impressive so he made a decision to counter it. Chilly has nothing to do with it.

Too many Luigi's outdoors

"Too Many Luigis" sounds like a fantastic idea for a children's book!

Too Few Luigi's" is the prequel?

Reddit is really ok with terrorism

AdviceAnimalsx2

I bet it's because of security concerns.

Small crowd to begin with. It's a convenient cover-up for the excuse and lies that he'll put out soon.

Right? We will be hearing about the "hundreds of thousands of people" waiting outside because they wouldn't let them in. lol. Sad really

Yeah i was also hoping for another attempt by a much more talented marksman.

Please go on about the lefts empathy and caring.

It's neat to see maga cry when the left acts like maga.....

It's because y'all know the left is morally superior so anytime there's a slight poke of fun, y'all like "omg so much for being loving" lol

24 degrees is so cold, real men don't like the cold

Morally superior? You mean the people upset that Florida made it a felony for a teacher or librarian to give porn to children?

Minnesota sucks off Walz

I love the fact that Walz embodies all the masculine traits that conservatives wish they had. And he manages to do it without being a sexist or bigot.](https://old.reddit.com/r/minnesota/comments/1i3mcx0/governor_tim_walz_theres_no_such_thing_as_bad/m7qwsf9/?context=8)

As a country, we're really gonna be kicking ourselves for not giving him and Harris a chance

No truly masculine person believes that.

Walz is masculine?

That's definitely Midwest for "what a frickin kitty"

Now THAT'S a man of the people. As kids, my friends and I would sit in a fresh snow bank because it's comfy once you nestle in. Try it sometime.

AND insulating from the air being a real temperature compared to just ice lol

We could've had it all. I loved how frank he was on the campaign trail, and how much it upset Republicans. They couldn't stand being called with they were, weird and Skippy dipshits.

Are you living in reality? Walz was the weird one. Prancing around and skipping on stage with zest

I'm not American so can only provide an outside view and Walz was great - sincere, capable and honest. It speaks volumes about the people that preferred Musk, Vance and Trump.

The answer to that guy's question is "no, I don't live in reality" Walz was capable?

Walz is a real man - Trump - scientists are still trying to figure out his species

The species is "Minnesotan". It got up to 33° yesterday and I passed at least 3 cyclists on my 10min commute to work.

Yesterday was great. I took my dog out to potty in shorts, a tank, and sandles. Lol

This is classic toxic masculinity. Not what a "real man" does.

Walz is the opposite of any form of masculinity. He's the one who started the 'Weird' line of attack and acted like a catty mean girl.

> I'm by no means for trump but this nitpicking argument about weather and the choice to move inside ain't it... There is an endless supply of shit to harp on Trump and co for, but this is the the dumb nitpicky shit I'd expect from conservatives on X.

If it's cold you go inside, why the frick does this matter?!

I like Tim Walz but this is beyond stupid. Telling people to challenge the weather is how you kill people. It's equally dumb when people say to work through the heat or wait out the hurricane.

OH MY GOD HE IS SO BADASSSSS!!!

Turnout is a funny thing for the election loser to criticize.

i lvoe u all, thnak u for usnig the fukcing stie

I will use the power of irony to defeat villains!

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— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) November 24, 2024

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— Suhaib Zaino | صُهَيْب زينو (@suhaib_zaino) January 10, 2025

Yes I know I said I would post the Maureen Sabiski thread but I'm sick as frick and lazy and also my computer is blue-balling me. Sorry!

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Somehow he thinks this is normal. Some tvs have smoothing on as default. He didn't even know what it was. Zoomers are so brain rotted they think a normal ps5 can run rd2 which has a draw distance of like half a mile at 60fps. This is some ceiling bird levels of not noticing.

I think noticing should be a mandatory class in high school. A full second input lag would entirely unplayable for someone with a brain.

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You almost had it. They need centrists. Moving away from the center is what's destroyed their party. Move away from corporations yes, centrists no. (14)

Nah we don't need ratchet effect nonsense. If they want their conservatism they can have it, I won't be complicit in "centrist" nonsense. You can't cater to "centrists" without catering to corporations. Capitalistic plutocrat lovers can screech about corporatism all they want, its their system in action. Playing their game isn't gonna take the money out of politics, it's gonna blow the door off the hinges allowing them in (see Elon musk) (-3)

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I think there is a significant underestimation of Biden's arming Israel as a HUGE factor. His hug of Netanyahu made me shudder. Sometimes the best way to support a country isn't to cheer and arm them into a devastating war. (btw I am not Jewish, but my father is. I was raised Catholic and am not at all religious, given how awful that religion is). I have never been a supporter of Israel's behavior toward Palestinians and I think blind support for Israel was a massive (and is a massive) error. Muslims voted (leopards eat my face!) for Trump or stayed home. Young people likely as well. I support the International Criminal Court arrest warrants for Netanyahu. I DO NOT support Hamas either. This is a war of evil people versus peace-loving people on both sides. We mistake supporting the evil war-loving people for supporting Israel. Biden made a huge mistake. (-6)

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The Republicans spent 4 decades building a (dis)information infrastructure that they finely tuned over the years. They have a tremendous advantage in their ability to spread their selected narrative across multiple sources, and they have essentially perfected the recipe for making low information voters feel angry and afraid. (These narratives are often false - Kamala and Joe had no more to do with inflation than Trump did, and immigrants are less violent than citizens and don't actually eat pets). These tactics work very well against an incumbent, when it's easy to blame them (fairly or not) for everything that makes low information voters anxious and mad. Their story of high prices, immigrant crime waves, and trans people grooming your kids was shown to have penetrated deeply and influenced voting. Some of these NYT panelists back that up. The democrats need to learn to use propaganda better and chip away at the disinformation disadvantage. Being unwilling to lie and alway... (0)

But what details about high prices, crime, out of control illegal immigration, and exposing children to issues of sexuality and gender are untrue? To me, the Democratic Party was dismissive of people who are concerned about these topics.Not trying to be difficult, but:Inflation and the resulting high prices has been causing a lot of pain. The Democrat answer to it seemed to range from "grocery stores are price gouging" to "inflation is happening everywhere."Petty crime in my city increased a lot over the past 4 years and now has tapered a little bit, but Democrats in my city will tout the fact that crime it is a bit down, but still much higher than it has been in a long time. Democrats act like crime is not an issue.My city has struggled with an influx of migrants who are very visible on street corners (window washers) and social services here have been strained. Democrats tell us that the border is secure. Oh, and Democrats constantly try to blur the line between legal and ill... (1)

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I think Ta nehisi Coates was right in 2017 when he made his argument that bigotry motivated a lot of Americans to vote for Trump.After his win we heard all of this. It even became a meme "Economic anxiety". The pod save America boys who are as dem establishment as you can get--literally worked for Obama, put out a series called the wilderness all about the democratic party's history and what they could learn from the loss in 2016. They arrived at much of the same conclusions people are reheating to serve again to the public.Harris spoke to peoples fears about immigration by spending time highlighting the fact that the Biden administration had been continuing to deport people and offered a border security bill Republicans would love. They voted against it.Harris literally offered tax breaks for the middle class and working class including money to put on the down-payment of a home, money to start a business, and more money for child care and Medicare. She offered to set up a task for... (0)

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They are inundated by misogynists on the right and misandrists on the left. How is it any surprise that young boys would chose to listen to the men telling them that the women berating them for the original sin of being born with a peepee are crazy and that it's ok to be men.Live by idpol, die by idpol. If you want to gain gen Z and A's support in the future, a shift in how the left treats half their population is in order. They've seen how self flagelating us millenials were and refused to join in that shitshow. Honestly i can't blame them, especially with the response from the left after this defeat. Doubling down? Really? It's like the left wants to disapear. (1)

And why do you think that happens? It's because every time you open your phone all you read about is how awful men are. They r*pe, they are violent. Bears are safer to be around ffs. I think the left needs to have some darn accountability before they start blaming Jordan Peterson and Rogan and all the rest. Those are the people that are trying to be positive towards men. Democrats won't even listen to a word those people say and then they denounce them as all sorts of terrible things. My younger brother grew up without a dad. He loves Rogan(as do I). He heard about David Goggins and Jocko Willink on that show. Every day now he's busting his butt trying to be as mentally tough and physically fit as those navy seals ge looks up to. And you know what? They are pretty good dudes overall. I can't tell you how pissed off I get when I hear people saying awful shit about Rogan. That show has had such a positive impact on my brothers life and all democrats want to do is make fun of him for it... (1)

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Here is the thing. I test hypnosis on and off here and there, and over time I sometimes get messages from the dream state. Usually the messages were some simple things like "here is a story idea" or "Here is another cool story idea" or "whoops sleep paralysis." little signals like the last few moments of a dream where something interesting happens and still feels profound when you wake up.

What happened over time however, is that those last moments of dreams became less abstract and more like direct recommendations. Like you know the bicameral brain theory? Where one side of your brain is giving instructions and the other side of your brain is perceiving it as an outside voice from beyond yourself? Something like that but more with my subconscious directly telling me that I am wrong about something or not, and me waking up and going over what I am told I was wrong about, and realizing the dream advisor voice is correct.

Here is where things took a turn though. In my most recent self hypnosis/ nap session, I appear to have gone through a hypnotic regression ( simple explanation for hypnotic regression - going through locked memories in a hypnotic state, memories you cannot normally access ) rather than just a random dream advice message ( I was trying for hypnotic transcendent experience), and that regression state told me a story that does not match up with what I remember of my past but would match up with the theoretical timeline of my life and all that happened.

So I come from a third world nation. We have had A lot, and I mean ALOT, of change in our values and how we treat the people around us. From a 1st world point of view, the third world may still be very backwards, but from a third world perspective, every generation the third world has been busy stuffing in a single generation time frame about 100 years of western cultural and social change at once, to catch up on the western ideas that work. For example - In the west you might have stories of your grandfather beating your dad half dead or your great grandfather beating your grandfather half dead on a whim, but by your time you are trying to give your kid a time out to sit in their room as a lesson to take your car without permission and get caught by the cops for speeding.

Well, you take that level of cultural change and you fit it within a single generation, two at the very longest timescale, and you have got the rate at which culture is changing in the 3rd world. So the very same parent who might have been using you like a gym punching bag while you were 8-9 would be trying to learn to not raise his voice at you just because they are frustrated by the time you are in your 20s.

Now that the background information is filled in, here is my dream hypnosis regression comes in. In it was a message for me, and the message was that one of my parents is supposed to have been a crazy psycho on a whole other level than the worst that I remember about them. That they were a crazy psycho to the point that there is a clear gap between how different and fricked up my life was before I was 8 years old and after I was 8 years old, even though I remember almost nothing from before 8 years old.

Here is the problem with that dream though. It felt like it was the truth, but I don't remember the level of psycho that the dream was telling me one of my parents were in the very beginning, but, and this is an important but, I have enough memories of my parents to know that they became less violent and shittier in their anger every single year over time and the process of becoming less aggressive is still going on till today, and if I looked at the theoretical model of their behavior getting worse with every single year even beyond the earliest point where I can remember a bad memory, it suggests an 8 year time span where I would have absolutely ended up living with pure demons for a few days to weeks every year. In theory that pattern perfectly holds based on the pattern from 9 year old to the 20s that I do remember. Taking that pattern back I would in theory absolutely be living with psychopaths where it is a miracle that half my skull isn't crushed in and I can still speak.

But, here is the second part of the problem. My skull isn't half crushed in, and I can still speak, and the only evidence I have that "it never even began" is a theoretical model that fits, along with a dream telling me things were a lot worse than I will ever even be able to remember. It is like a case of profiling where the profile fits, but I have no 1st hand evidence to support the accusation.

For all I know the hpyno dream could just be completely made up, and actually just a dream filling in random blanks based on my subconscious storytelling mind. Creating a random tragedy possibly where none exists. To make matters worse, I come from a save face culture, which means that even if I asked people in my family about it, they would either label it as not half as bad as whatever I have in mind, or deny the existence of any suffering completely.

At the end of the day, now I am stuck with a revealed truth about my past that may not even be a truth, that has a profound impact on how I view my existence, creating change, and yet for all I know that message about a deep dark past from the subconscious mind is a complete made up fabrication.

Conclusion:

Hypnotic regression may or may not be real, may or may not be filling your mind with made up nonsense, but the experience certainly will feel like the truth.

Wouldn't recommend unless you can handle that uncertainty and an alternate truth to your existence that doesn't match up with how you have lived your life so far.

@Redactor0 from what I remember you like Spooky adjacent content.

So rdrama what do you think?