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For context, if you use the progressive stack award, your posts are (temporarily) treated as if they have 2x their actual upkongs. This was thought of as so powerful by the jannies that it costs 1500 coins for just 6 hours. Now, if you make a post that gets 140 upkongs, and at the same time someone makes an 
effortpost that gets 30 upkongs, or chud ragebait that gets 50 upkongs, your post will actually be below them on the front page. In fact, since upkongs are basically normally distributed (getting 30 upkongs is pretty average, getting 90 makes yours one of the top posts of the day, getting 150 would make it the top post of the day), any sort of multiplier would change the content of the front page immensely, let alone a multiplier so large it treats mediocre effortposts and slightly above average chud ragebait as superior to the actual top post as chosen by users.
The fact that /h/chudrama is blocked by default is irrelevant, because most active users have it unblocked, so even if you block /h/chudrama every post you make is still effectively being deranked. And besides, there are plenty of people who want to read /h/chudrama and not have it be literally the only thing they see on the front page
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COMMUNITY NOTED
Surprising no one, turns out that Elon Musk wants to shutter USAID because they were Investigating Starlink's Contracts in Ukraine 
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!nonchuds !burgers imagine if we lose our superpower and soft power status due to fElon's r-sluration lmao
https://old.reddit.com/r/technology/comments/1iic6hd/usaid_was_investigating_starlink_over_its/
https://old.reddit.com/r/fednews/comments/1iijq3w/usaid_was_investigating_starlink/
https://old.reddit.com/r/Foodforthought/comments/1iig8vw/elon_musks_enemy_usaid_was_investigating/
https://old.reddit.com/r/uspolitics/comments/1iiiakk/elon_musks_enemy_usaid_was_investigating/
https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/496605242
https://lemmy.world/post/25160779?scrollToComments=true
https://lemmy.world/post/25175633
https://lemmy.world/post/25161476
The more you know.
— James Tate (@JamesTate121) February 5, 2025
Elon Musk’s Enemy, USAID, Was Investigating Starlink’s Contracts in Ukraine https://t.co/GMRCbRSstO
Elon Musk's Enemy, USAID, Was Investigating Starlink Over Its Contracts in Ukraine https://t.co/pNW8E7OFG4
— Gizmodo (@Gizmodo) February 5, 2025
BlueSky:
Elon Musk's Enemy, USAID, Was Investigating Starlink Over Its Contracts in Ukraine https://gizmodo.com/elon-musks-enemy-usaid-was-investigating-starlink-over-its-contracts-in-ukraine-2000559365
— Gizmodo (@gizmodo.com) 2025-02-05T14:01:04.834Z
Orange Site:
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=42950041
They're looking into how Ukraine used the AID money, not SpaceX
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No... we want to get away from this crap, not get drawn in further.
Weird that Israel is on board.
It's not weird at all. It will be American soldiers who get attacked and not the IDF. They get what they want without assuming the risk
American $$$$$$$ American lives. For a fricking sand war that will never end. NOT A FAN OF THIS BS AND WHY I TOLD EVERYONE NOT TO SIGN UP FOR THE MILITARY EVEN UNDER TRUMP.
but i thought he was the most peaceful president ever
We were on such a winning train until this move. Why put American lives at risk in a place full of wild muslim terrorists.
You are a scared and weak cuck.
We will bomb the crap out of Gaza and take all their resources and women and be richer and stronger than ever
surely the average joe will get richer 
Can't say that I'm on board with this idea. What happened to America First?
This is America First. You're just not smart enough to understand how.
Trump tower Gaza
Lots of sleeper accounts with little to no post history yelling the loudest about this right now.
everyone i don't like is a bot
4d chess 
@Kongvann rightoid drama
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News Articles:
Text:
People who identify as animals have been warned not to discriminate against others "on account of their species" at an event this weekend. The Scotiacon convention is expected to attract 1,200 "furries" to the Crowne Plaza Hotel in Glasgow. Its code of conduct warns that "harassment of any kind is not tolerated", which includes race, gender, sexuality or "the species of someone's fursona" — jargon for the animal that a person identifies as. Guests are also warned against exhibiting artworks depicting paedophilia, described as "cub porn", or humans having s*x with animals.
The organisers said: "We are aware that this is a difficult rule since the actual age of drawn characters is open to interpretation, especially where they are in a cartoon style. "Appearances count. Characters with a very childlike appearance and/or baby face may be considered children in the context of this rule." The event began in 2011 and has grown from a few dozen attending to 1,170 "furs" last year. Tickets cost £45 a day, or up to £480 with hotel accommodation. The code of conduct for artworks also states: "No zoophilia and/or bestiality involving humans or largely human-like characters (eg anime catgirls, elves or centaurs) with animals or largely non-morphic characters (four-legged) is allowed. "Other species-transcending sexual activity (eg anthros and humans) is generally allowed. "Potty-related activities are highly discouraged. This includes scat, watersports, adult diapers in use, and vomit. We do not entirely exclude this content but only seek to accept items with very mild depictions which would be suitable for a general viewing public." Delegates must not come dressed in "fetish gear" such as "anatomically correct" costumes, jockstraps or exposed buttocks. However, dog collars, leather wristbands and "accessories used in an innocent context, such as a dog harness that is part of a sled dog costume", are permitted.
Academic studies have disclosed the tensions within the furry community which includes subdivisions such as herbivore or carnivore, predator or prey, traditional animals or more fantastical creatures. In 2023 the Anthropomorphic Research Project, an international group of academics, highlighted problems including "bigotry, discrimination, intolerance and bullying in the fandom". Last year it emerged that a Scottish pupil had been allowed to identify as an animal in Aberdeen. The city council said at least one child had been recognised as having species dysphoria but it declined to specify which animal. In species dysphoria, a person feels that their body is the wrong species. People with the condition are sometimes known as therians. Numerous children are said to have tried to identify as animals, including foxes, dragons, birds, snakes and sharks, although it is unclear whether they were serious. Last year the Scottish Daily Mail said a secondary school pupil had been allowed to identify as a wolf. A council, which the newspaper did not name, said the pupil was part of a group known as furries.
Scottish Daily Express (Article Linked in Tweet)
Rightoids of X React:
in case you wanted to know how Scotland was doing:
— pagliacci the hated 🌝 (@Slatzism) February 4, 2025
a bunch of furry degenerates are congregating in Glasgow this weekend and the police have literally issued them a stern warning to not r*pe kids or animals pic.twitter.com/RsjsH66ZqV
Reddit Threads:
Even the usually lib-leaning bongs of Reddit are pretty cognizant of what the furry subculture really en-tails, and opt to get in on the cyberbullying.
Of course, some onlooking Amerilard furtwinks take issue with this rampant fursecution. 
Bros, I thought being trans-species was just an alt-right hoax... 
To conclude: Say what you will about bongs, but at least it's like the one western country where shit like furry conventions get appropriate pushback and backlash in the media every time they're held. Lest we forget, the same convention was met with protests and journos digging up the vile NSFW accounts of attendees just a couple years ago. 
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Stay tuned for the sleep deprived review and in depth analysis
Sneak peek: it's like 5 minutes in and I hate it so far
My Sister Had Me Diagnosed with Schizophrenia to Silence Me So She Could Marry Into a Nine-Figure Family : TrueOffMyChest [1977 points, 77% upkongd, 989 comments]
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You were fired multiple times? What were the 'bizarre' reasons given?
To begin with, how did your sister manage to "plant" symptoms from a direct examination by a psychiatrist? She didn't. You were diagnosed with schizophrenia.
Also there is not a single logical tie-in for any of your allegations.
This post looks a lot like paranoia. A common symptom. You should take your medication.
This is exactly how psychiatric abuse works. It doesn't require someone to 'plant' symptoms—it just requires someone with influence to frame a narrative. If a family member pushes hard enough, calls the right doctors, and ensures that all reports are written from a certain perspective, the diagnosis follows.
Psychiatrists don't diagnose in a vacuum. They rely on patient history, collateral information, and family reports. If that information is manipulated before I even walk into the room, the outcome is already decided.
And conveniently, once the diagnosis is assigned, any attempt to fight back is reframed as 'paranoia' or 'lack of insight.' That's the entire point of how this works. [OP] [-120]
Well to be honest, you sound kind of paranoid here.
Why would your sister need you to receive a psychiatric diagnosis to get engaged?
Having a mentally ill primary relative isn't usually the kind of thing that brings rich boys crawling in.
Edit: I regret interacting with OP and I suggest no one else make my mistake. This is a dumpster fire now.
It wasn't really about making me mentally ill, it was about making sure no one would believe me. If I ever spoke out about what happened, the schizophrenia label would discredit everything I said. Wealthy and powerful families don't just want a perfect image. they want control over the entire narrative. My sister had to prove she could eliminate problems without making a scene. I was scapegoated as the problem. [OP] [-373]
Waking up one day and thinking everyone is treating you differently is almost certainly an early indicator of a problem
If this were just a feeling, I might question it too. But I have text messages, emails, and documentation showing the pattern of job terminations, sudden shifts in how people treated me, and even direct statements from those involved. This wasn't a vague feeling. it was a deliberate, trackable campaign. It's easy to dismiss something when you don't have the full picture. [OP] [-217]
Um, this is not the coherent, persuasive, story that you believe it to be.
Why did she need to do this to you to be engaged?
in their world, image is everything. i didn't fit the narrative they wanted. my sister always tried to compete with me and make herself seem like the better child my entire life. it wasn't just about getting engaged, it was about proving she was worthy of that level of wealth and power. I was in the way. [OP] [-84]
…sure. Because this makes you look totally stable and not paranoid
yes, because nothing says normal like a family pushing a false psychiatric diagnosis to erase someone from their life. if questioning that makes me look paranoid, then maybe we should look into why paranoia is used so often to silence people who see through the system [-52]
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The “remember what they took from you” memes were literal… https://t.co/moRgKQMBdM
— 🦅McKrowComics🦩 (@KellyLovesBirds) February 6, 2025
IT WASN'T A MEME THEY TOOK THIS FROM US, THE GOVERNMENT PAID A CORPORATION TO REMOVE SOVL FROM OUR FAST FOOD!?!?
This is the blackest pill imaginable.
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Former DONKEY KONG COUNTRY Government Account ☑️
gets fired 
for being 1 minute 
late for work 
. Runs to r/adulting 
to vent 
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The followup:
https://old.reddit.com/r/Adulting/comments/1ij2pq9/time_stamp_vol_2_more_context/
/u/No_Excitement5215, you were fired for being a peepee, not for being late. I've done this too with people. It's way easier to fire you on a technicality than to go through the rigamarole of HR bs. Your former coworkers are probably thrilled you're gone. I feel bad for your preggo gf. Judging by your posts, you're going to split the second she shits that thing out.
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#USAID paid 750,000 dollars to alleviate loneliness among migrant garment workers in India! What? Where is this? Tamilnadu? Who are these garment workers? Male? Female? Bangladeshi? How do they alleviate loneliness? What an artificial problem! Seems there were many artificial… https://t.co/8V8j7UGuwF
— Dr. Lavanya Vemsani Ph.D. (@ProfVemsani) February 6, 2025
Yep it's dumeel time
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Hecko! 
Not required reading but this is a follow-up to the Iskall85 Drama 
https://rdrama.net/post/338283/man-gets-executed-for-flirting-with
https://rdrama.net/post/338501/quick-update-for-iskall85-controversy-marseybooba
Iskall85 is a famous Minecraft YouTuber who has been in controversy recently for daring to e-flirt with adult women in private (yes really)
For more info check the two attached threads above.
In addition to LITTERALLY raping women online, Iskall also has been developing his own Minecraft Modpack called Vault Hunters, which is apparently quite the unique and expansive modpack, which Iskall has claimed to have spent 'Hundreds of Thousands of Dollars in development'. Which is obviously funded by his and other collaborators YouTube series on the pack.
However in light of the recent controversy involving Iskall, The Lead Artist of the Vault Hunters Project "Kumara" has written a hit piece document on Iskall on the horrid working conditions they face.
IT IS 123 PAGES LONG OF UNHINGED BPD DRIBBLE 
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1K2zSSeaUHiKZQbpWV7kGx0uI88bPupFrqIlalaUiH3c/edit?tab=t.0
Let @BussyBoy here take you through the highlights of this hilarious novella of a mental schism
PAGE 1
So as you will soon find out, this person is a fricking nut-case and as a result has been fired from their position as "Lead Art B-word", Vault Hunters has come out and stated that she's left the project and she doesn't represent them anymore... However Kumara seems to be a bit confused here on the rights of the art assets they have made already.
Somehow this b-word thinks it's illegal to publicly say they fired her, because some art of hers is still in the game. And therefore she still "represents Vault Hunters".
Listen b-word you got commissioned to make some textures, you do not suddenly own the store. 
Now I want to ask you rdrama, how would you start your hit piece on someone? Lay out the simple facts you intent to prove? A brief overview?
WRONG!!!
You need to list out your mental illnesses.
Also this one is funny, I AM LITTERALLY SHAKINGG
PAY ME 3 BILLION DOLLARS NAOW
Imagine for a second your enjoying your holiday when the ArtHoe you hired to make minecraft textures such as these:
Suddenly DM's you asking for 3000 dollars
Now rightfully I'd want to question how the art you've made has taken 300 500 hours, but whatever.
Iskall doesn't fight it or challenge the figure, instead he agrees to pay her the 3k but rightfully says that "its my fault for not agreeing a price beforehand" and that he would like to instead pay per asset in the future instead of the crystal ball of whatever the frick pricing. (obviously)
HOW DARE HE! This is manipulation !!!
Immediately after this she quotes the definition of a "micro aggression" (no im not kidding lmao)
Now Iskall and the dev team is small, after all it is a MC Modpack, and Iskall is aware of this and states it clearly.
HOWEVER....
This lady then goes on to complain that Iskall uses the word "deadline" and "return on investment" which are evil business words, what a contradiction am I right! ARE YOU A BIG BUSSINESS OR NOT ISKALL!?!!?!?!?!?!?
YOU USE WORDS LIKE.... DEADLINE and..... WORK!!?!?
She thinks this is a form of gaslamping
MORE FRICKING MONEY THE GREEDY C*NT
Iskall asks the ArtHoe to just whip together a simple pack logo as the one the currently have looks bad, For those unfamiliar with Minecraft, this is an example of what his asking for
What does art how want?
3,000 USD
I WONDER WHY!!! hahahahahahaha
Trigger Warning/ Sexual Harrsement /srs
Iskall is Swedish, English is a second language to him.
it's so abundantly clear he means kitty as in kittycat.
This is genuine insanity!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now on to the lack of getting any work done at all.
given reason... You guessed it.
BONUS ROUND
She decided to trauma dump about her abuse to her boss.
Ironically Iskall reminders her that if she feels mistreated by him to let him know.
How kind and courteous of the man... I hope you dont end up writing a 123 schizo doc on him. instead of just speaking to him.
oh wait.
I didn't realize he was... le manipulating.
I would like you to pay attention to the dates here, because currently we are at Decmember 2022
Suddenly we are jumping to AUGUST 2023, 8 MONTHS LATER!
Why?? what happened in those 8 months?
(This message is from the start of the haitus)
THEY HAD A MENTAL BREAKDOWN AT HAVING TO DRAW SPRITES FOR MONEY.
And during those 8 months they did no work for Iskall, only occasionally updating him on her mental situation, with Iskall kindly asking... when are you able to do work again.... (FRICKING BUTTHOLE WHAT A FRICKING B-WORD DOESNT HE CARTE WTFTYEDWBDWD AGGHHH 
)
Eventually Iskall stop responding to this lady, because all she would do is fricking trauma dump to this youtuber who makes Minecraft videos, and unironically has better shit to do.
I'm not going to fill your screens with screencaps of the messages, but there are pages of them. Its fricking embarrassing.
But this one is pretty funny.
Eventually Iskall 5 months into her trauma sabbatical he asks her how things are going
She responds with a photo of her, says more about thearpy,
iskall responds "aww that sucks"
and then ghosts her again. 
DO YOUR FRICKING JOB HOLY SHIT!
I need to really make this clear that there are so many fricking pages of this b-word complaining about her mental problems, and how iskall tried to comfort her at first but after months of this shit gave up and started ignoring her.
In between pages of pseudointellectual psychoanalysis of Iskall's mental state on how this is abuse. I really mean it. Check this out!
ALL OF THESE MESSEGES ARE ABOUT TRAUMA WITH NO RESPONSE.
I'm starting to think Iskall does have a problem with women,
he doesn't know when to tell them to frick off.
Also quick notice that while I've been writing this document, the hit piece I'm reading from has gone from 123 pages down to 59. IN REAL TIME.
Is this a case of schizophrenia George Lucas editing, or legal threats. Who knows.
Conclusion
I have left a lot of stuff out because it either isn't funny it is purely just deranged ramblings.
But as you can imagine Iskall eventually had enough of them not doing work within deadlines, asking exorbitant prices, and spending 8 months doing nothing so eventually was removed from the project
And despite them hit peicing Iskall specifically as the lead of the project, it seems there was a mass agreement with the rest of the devs were sick of their shit.
Literally keep yourself safe foid.
ONCE AGAIN I HAVE TO REMIND YOU ALL THAT THERE ARE STRAGGOTS READING THIS THREAD THAT WOULD STILL HAVE S*X WITH WOMEN.
SMH 
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Hecko!
Hello Rdrama, it's time for your Minecraft YouTuber Autism fest again! 
It's always insightful to engage in a bit of market research. 
I gotta know what my contemporaries are up to, my competition!
Ladies and gentlemen the Minecraft YouTuber TommyInnit.
Now I do not want to do a deep dive on who this guy is because I do not feel like writing 1000s of words today.
But the run down is this guy was some 16 year old kid (hes 21 now) who made his way to fame through the Dream SMP Live Minecraft server, which streamed to hundreds of thousands of concurrent viewers.
Since then he has fallen out with the YouTuber 'Dream' and the coalition of streamers has split off into two camps. Both r-slurred but arguably the "Tommyinnit" side is worse.
I personally find this guy to be utterly obnoxious, cringe and is the very epitome of the current oversensitivity of Minecraft fans which plague my hobby and source of income. 
Here is a timestamped youtube video of the kind of guy he is!
NOT THE R-SLUR!!!!! 
Yeah, she is your mother after all 
Tommyinnit fancies himself a bit of a comedian, he does live shows where he charges $60 dollars per ticket to see him do the worse comedy routine ever.
I am utterly convinced that with no practice I could do better than him right now.
(timestamped video, watch like 30s if you can lmao)
THIS IS THE SHITNERNET
In pursuit of his comedic genius, he has started an internet show called "This is the Internet" and the target of my autism today.
I actually really like the idea and concept for the show, where he does like an episode once a month re-capping and making fun of internet trends and stories, like Norm Macdonald but for the zoomies like me!!!! 
The one problem is... Is painfully fricking unfunny and bad.
The show starts ok, and I don't have much to say about the intro, other than I would of been funnier to film real homeless instead of an actor.
Then we get to the main shot of his newscaster desk and the amateurish problems become apparent immediately
See that microphone? That is not a prop, that is the actual microphone the audio is coming from, as a result you can hear every microscopic movement he makes on the desk, even movement of his hands, and as the mic has no stabilizer he bumps is constantly!!!
Like its fricking crazy, its a static shot you can just attach a boom mic, and have the desk mic for a backup. And r-slurred production plagues this 20 min video.
Watch Joke
Ok first joke of the episode he looks at his wrist even though he doesn't have a watch, something I like in premise, but I think he holds it too long and it's too obvious that it kind of breaks it.
A better example of this joke is from this timestamp from the Amazing Digital Circus
And how would you follow up this silly 1s gag of a nonexistent watch?
Oh yeah, r-slurred train noises for an excruciating 12s, where he spits everywhere.
And this is a common trend in this video is that TommyInnit does not know when to end a fricking joke.
Like this should of been cut out anyway, but if you had to include it... LIKE 1 SECOND AT MOST
Peepee Joke
Tommy mentions how Magnus Carlson was disqualified from a chess tourney for wearing jeans, which leads to a joke about how he's against wearing trousers and shows that his actually naked below the suit.
Once again, a joke which can work but it should be a more subtle visual gag.
If he had a larger newsroom set or was on location he could have two men carrying a mirror in the background somewhere, which shows his bare butt to the camera while he says something else, not drawing direct attention to it.
Maybe not even have the context of Magnus Carlson at all and just have it has an absurd background visual with no explanation.
example of this type of joke done right from Naked Gun 2 1/2
But at the moment its obnoxious, in your face and goes on way too long.
GOES ON TO LONG
Goes without saying, CUT THE JOKE SOONER HOLY SHIT!
HOLY SHIT CRINGE, I know hes a kids entertainer but god darn, this is shit you do to make your very very young toddlers laugh
Genuinely this thread is just to make you guys suffer because I had to watch this, so did you
SKIT 1
This is obviously meant to be a parody of MrBeast and Hype style Youtubers.
He's doing something lame but biggining it up as something super duper epic, except I dont think he fully commit to the bit.
The music should be more obnoxious, like dubstep or something
He should have like 10 camera angles of the same lame stunt
Tons of ridiculous digital zoom ins and post production motion blur
I would of just said random money figures randomly to take the piss out of their money obsession. (500 dollar bottle of coke wow!)
The biggest problem with the skit is pacing, I believe in a comedy rule which I came up with after watching a horrible Jim Sterling Video.,
"A joke should never take longer than 60s to setup and payoff"
And establishing the parody, the coke and Mentos and the reaction is a tall order for 60s, so in cases like this you need to make the joke evolve somehow.
Have something to break it up into pieces, by sprinkling in smaller jokes in while your building the setup.
You could make a quick jab at overuse of merchandising.
Or ridiculous product placement in the background.
Just something to tithe the viewer over until you can get to that longer punchline. And help further establish the satire element
Now too be fair Tommy mostly avoids this problem, managing to get to the Mentos part within 15s pretty efficiently.
but keep this part in mid for the proceeding....
3 MINS OF FOOTAGE
Where hes taking the piss out of the amount of replays which works, but he just keeps the joke going way way way way too fricking long without any evolution.
I seriously encourage you to watch the whole skit and just be in shock with how long it goes on for
He should of done this replay joke for 20s at most, then hard cut to him choking and almost vomiting up the coke looking and sounding ill because he deepthroated it. as the joke "evolving" by undercutting the extreme editing.
Bonus points if you then pan to a random passer-by looking confused and disgusted.
SKIT 2
I am going to skip over a lot of the other shit jokes because its very much the same of what I've already covered
This is just the peak of the amateurish filming. First off how do you mic a scene that badly wtf. Everyone's mic quality is different, did they have 1 mic between them. Legit wtf?? It sounds fricking awful.
And the video is completely fricked up. Look at this shot/reverse shot
The colours and depth of them are completely fricked up, with the tommy shot being incredibly faded out and desatured, which creates a giant disconnect when these two are supposed to be facing each other.
This is further again compounded by the bad audio difference.
Anyway what's this skit about?
5 MINS ON A POOP JOKE WTF
Again I encourage you a ton to watch and suffer through this skit, because it's so fricking bad the whole thing should just be cut.
THIS GUY CHARGES 60 DOLLARS PER TICKET TO SEE HIM LIVE!
POOP JOKES
So the premise of the skit if Jack Manifold (also a YTuber) is proposing that Tommy starts making poop content for youtube as an idea, to which they act confused, thus inadvertidly revealing he is into it.
First off this should be filmed handhold style with lots of manual zoom in's on faces and try to emulate the style of the Office.
Poop is such a lame unfunny thing to centre this skit around
This is not an idea that can last 5 mins
A friend and I came up with a concept for the scene to try and make a funny skit out of it.
That instead of poop, Jack is proposing a new mascot for some merch called the "Grapist" where its the mascot of their new grape flavoured juices (you can make fun of prime)
And Tommy and the rest of the boardroom is trying to politely tell him that it sounds like r*pe, but he is oblivious.
You could do a visual joke where he shows a drawing of children sucking the grapists juice sacks, and it looks really really bad, but he just acts innocent and unaware about it.
Edgy but better that POOP FUNNY HEHE!
Serious this is negative comedy
the worse joke in the episode
I have no idea what the fricking joke is here legit.
Shrimpena
BEST JOKE IN THE EPISODE
THIS WAS WRITTEN BY 3 PEOPLE WHAT THE FRICK
This was made by a production of a small team, which I unironically could make better by myself.
This fricker has gotten 1m views and I have no idea how anyone finds this guy funny
is this mass psychosis.
I don't think I'm an expert or a pro but holy shit.
I hate modern Minecraft YouTubers. I need to help fix the culture....
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Built like the average Hasan fan too
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average Hasan fan :::) https://t.co/gnS3FxNLgV pic.twitter.com/sAo6284wrE
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Now time for the freaks:
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Built like the average Hasan fan too https://t.co/DIxBFSbbJL pic.twitter.com/W8HZ7Uzjsk
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it's amazing how people will shill terrible design choices like this, and then project that you are being a special snowflake for wanting beauty and consistency in your art. (86)
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Still ignoring my point of Geralt being 100 years old but doesn't look like his facial features have changed (besides the hair) yet Ciri is the exception I suppose? (6)
Have you seen what Geralt looked like in Witcher 1? His face changes every game 🤣 (-6)
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I think people are getting way too caught up with small differences in a cinematic trailer. Geralt looked different in TW3 cinematic trailers. Heck, he looked extremely different on a game to game basis...https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fb6v7kyeebl6e1.pnghttps://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fciri-from-the-witcher-4-reveal-trailer-v0-pj8n7j3gml6e1.png%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3D6d144b369afc36a63315b8d8291a26534520c22aFrom other angles, she looks pretty darn similar to me...like you can't tell me she doesn't look like herself in these shots. People are hyper focusing on some weird shots that were meant to be high fidelity but ended up uncanny, and proceeding to catastrophize.Game is years away and CDPR probably didn't even make this trailer. Calm your tits. (39)
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That's not lying. That is not by any means what lying is, nor am I lying. If you want a breakdown of the witcher series I can not tell you much besides It started as a book series, then it got taken in for games, and the games went like this1 was good2 was considered bad3 at launch was mixed but after a few patches to fix some issues people had it overall became the best one.The first 3 games lead into geralts full conclusion with ciri being established as a possible follow up to geralt.Comes witcher 4 which was now announced, and ciri is older. Witcher fans KNEW ciri had potential to be the new lead and she became all powerful with her magic. Now she is a supposed witcher and everyone wants to know how. And people are having mixed feelings on her looks, but not really cause this is the first time I have seen this sentiment show up.We been past that topic man, you seem a little lost. Want to sit down and talk slower about it?Edit: it is very abundant you are a troll or someone who i... (2)
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No one says "who cares" to someone and not expect it to be taken offensively. If you find that to be a perfectly sound, civil answer, then I must say you really are the kind of person you're being accused of being, and any further discussion with you would only serve as more evidence.So let's chat, shall we?What's your problem with her reply? Why did it upset you so?You have received exactly zero attacks before I descended upon you sword in my hand. You did dish a few out yourself, though, and plenty of accusations, especially regarding other people's presumed feelings. It seems you really do believe that your opinions are factual. So, you not only seem to lack empathy, but you also don't seem to be the sharpest tool in the shed.And besides, I don't care about you enough to become upset. That doesn't mean I won't call you whatever I believe you are. For me, calling people out for their true selves and watching them writhe in refusal is a twisted form of entertainment. And you don't ... (1)
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I'm one who probably won't buy the game on day one. I doubt I'm literally the only person on earth who feels this way. My purchase is at risk. For context ... this is one of my favorite gaming series (only 2nd behind Mass Effect) that I've played since W1 in 2007.It's anecdotal ... as someone who's played RPGs in various forms for decades, it's hard to not notice that most people roll characters of their own gender when given the option. Take away that option ... and there's a risk folks will be less inclined to buy the game.You should be aware ... saying there's a risk doesn't imply any specific outcome is inevitable. So I'm not entirely certain what you think I'm here to "prove". (1)
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my post earlier about being a 31 year old virgin inspired me to make life changes so yeah i decided to cut back on strag water
instead of cutting back i actually havent had any since i posted my L (the L standing for "life") 2 days ago
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