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My husband has a cyst on his arse. Over the last two weeks it's got bigger and inflamed. He's on oral antibiotics and has an appointment to remove it next week.Tonight it BURST. Omg it's amazing. He let me squeeze it but best of all, once all the skank came out I had a look and I saw THE SAC AND HE LET ME GET IT OUT WITH MY TWEEZERS.
Honestly, I can't remember the last time I was this excited.
The sac came out just like on Dr Pimple Popper - a little empty balloon with a little flap where it burst.
I will cherish this experience truly.
marriages are so romantic
Telling us all about it - but no photos!
You're soooo lucky 🤣
Fortunately there are no photos.
jk here's pics of the arse cyst
Once The skank was out I gave it a squeeze and could see the edge of the sac.
I asked him if I could try to tug it out if I could grip it easily. I didn't have to dig (and wouldn't have either as even I have limits when it comes to other people) and the sac was nice and sturdy but it did need a tug.
keep talking I'm almost there
I gave it a good bathe with dettol, we've put on savlon and I've given him a Tena Lady to use as a dressing 👌🏾
lol what a pansy
Well done op. Great job, that must have felt amazing (for both of you).
you know it
Can we have a look at his arse?
I'm really sorry but I promised him I wouldn't post pics of his arse anywhere.
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!pnw Redditors are enjoying the never ending crime wave.
Same happend to me last month in a parking garage right next to my work
Did you also park like a jackass?
Literal victim blaming
Just needed something to huff real quick
Some frickhead drilled into my silverados fuel tank two weeks ago in ballard to steal $60 worth of gas. Frick these drugged out homeless criminals.
Some tweaker was always wandering around my office, then one night I found my window smashed. Whoever smashed it (I have a pretty good idea) stole my girlfriend's gym bag, which was filled with stinky laundry and nothing else.
I hate to tell ya…but that might have been all he wanted… 😤 lol
Woah let's settle down there. Raising a family is perfectly fine here. Making money here is perfectly fine. I would suggest traveling the rest of the country if you think otherwise. Seattle has it great in comparison. I'd love to hear where is better.
Um it's not. I speak from what it was 25 years ago until today. You may think it's completely fine but you're masking the societal problems plaguing the city.
I have traveled. I have researched many other cities of same size and moved because of the reasons I cited.
It's fine if you think it's ok. I don't have a beef with you but in reality most folks in Seattle are in denial and defensive of their city. I get it. I was you 10 years ago.
One other comical point. I find that the people of Seattle will spend more time debating on line about how great the city is instead of working with their elected officials or community to change things.
I tired for a while and gave up after futile efforts with city council.
The votes of r-slurs like this are what put the city in such a shit position in the first place. They will literally vote for easy on crime DA/politicians until the are culturally enriched to death by a tweaker
Absolute moron. Red states have statistically higher crime rates, but facts are hard to comprehend I guess
!dixie know about red states but blue cities
And !chuds know what the south has in abundance that accounts for that statistical anomaly.
But in reality many cities are underreporting or not reporting their crime or pulling the jap method of if we can't solve it we don't acknowledge it ever happened.
I almost respect the dedication it takes to reject reality. It has to be hard work.
There is plenty of cope, rage, and idiocy in the comments to enjoy
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If you want to understand why your 22-28 year old staff have wildly confused understanding of professional norms - there's currently a (mildly satirical) LinkedIn post by a WFH SDR talking about how he spends a bunch of time throughout his "average day" changing diapers of his…
— Peter Kazanjy (@Kazanjy) May 17, 2024
Lots of people calling him a peepeehead or robot mostly:
https://twitter.com/eliotpszw/status/1791700444219371614
https://twitter.com/TheSalesBull1/status/1791592129460125797
https://twitter.com/Kazanjy/status/1791898443222585526
Makes a whiny post about it the next day:
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My dear commenters, this is an r-slured concept but its pretty fun. You have been given a scenario and you must achieve your quest of getting marsey a birthday present . I will be the neutral arbiter who will help or hinder you in achieving your goal.
You awaken in your room with pj's on. In the fever dream of a nightmare you had last night, a glimmer of truth was revealed to you; you didn't get your beloved cat, Marsey, a birthday present! How foolish of you! You must get your present before the party starts at noon. You also must get a birthday cake, party decorations, and a clown.
Post your replies in a single comment chain, branching paths will be converged into a single path. Post your comments and I'll maintain continuity as they're posted. If it ends up being too much of a clusterfrick I'll just ignore some comments.
The story so far...
You started the day by drinking some water from the sink. It was salty. You attempted to whip out your monster peepee, but to no avail. You checked your pockets and found a few items (inventory will be listed at the bottom). You asked your mother to drive you and she said she would for 2 bpp (big person points) which you accepted. You put on your gear and washed your face and go downstairs to get a poptart. While mommy is cooking that, you stole her wallet and hid it in your nonbinary anus before getting into the car and driving to the Gigaplex (a mall downtown). You've entered the Gigaplex and looked around. What you saw was as follows: CLOWN WORLD, Freddy Fazbear's freddy fazbear, Greasy's Breadburger Joint, Shopaholic DX, Mark's Mann's Firing Range, Delicious Doggy, Party City, Hot Topic, a pretty big guy, the food court, and a whole bunch of hylics. [You Are Here]
inventory:
[Mildly C*m-Stained Marvel T-Shirt] - a terribly drawn depiction of you and black panther making out
[Grey Sweatpants] - nothing of note about these, thankfully
[Panama Hat] - This hat kind of looks like a fedora so you wear it
[Camo Crocs] - You forgot to put these on. Wait, no they're on. Frick.
[Morbius Backpack] - You HATE this backpck, but the batman one is missing
[Wallet] - Its one of those privacy wallets with the lock and chain, you got it when you were 12 and its barely holding on with a great deal of duct tape
[Bent Fork] - idk maybe you could use this as a weapon or something
[Flip phone] - also obtained when you were 12, only contacts are your mother and your significant other who's off in china probably screwing massive black bulls
[Marsey Meese Membership Card] - its like chuck e cheese if rdrama invented it, you probably have some free pizzas on this thing or something so its worth keeping around
[Mommy's Wallet] - you cleverly stole this from your mommy and hid it in your gunt. This is probably going to be your main source of cash so good thinking
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