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- Doc : Rightoid inside
- HailVictory1776 : This is what happens when you support giving taxpayer dollars to Zekringeky
- AstonishingGirth : Registered Democrat, you dumb fricking moron.
- Healthy : /h/slavshit : https://x.com/RaheemKassam/status/1835440928074736007
- Brasillguana : BET RIGGER ALERT
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The son of the police chief has apparently leaked the name of the suspect in the Trump golf course incident: Ryan Wesley Routh, a 60 year-old white man.
— Art Candee ๐ฟ๐ฅค (@ArtCandee) September 15, 2024
A quick scan of his Facebook shows heโs a COVID conspiracy theorist. pic.twitter.com/4pd4hGGM3F
He's a former Trump voter that's super pro Ukraine and supports Haley and Vivek lmao. Amazing
There's some radical centrism mixed in here as well. Honestly you guys just have to read this dude feed because it is absolutely insane.
It seems like before Ukraine his pet project was some set of stairs(?) in Hawaii.
Dude was not well.
Real video of attempted Trump assassin choosing a political ideology:
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lol just because they support unions doesn't mean you can just ignore every other stupid thing they do. Have some common sense when you vote please and don't vote for them. The democrats pretend to care about unions until they're in office. Once they are in office that will be gone with the wind. (3)
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lol just because they support unions doesn't mean you can just ignore every other stupid thing they do. Have some common sense when you vote please and don't vote for them. The democrats pretend to care about unions until they're in office. Once they are in office that will be gone with the wind. (3)
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It was basically open when Trump was in office, it's definitely open now. (5)
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You have no idea what you are talking about. Walz has been a dues-paying union member for decades, and their policies will actually help us, whereas Trump wants to enact Project 2025, have every state go RTW, and is against women's rights and LGBTQ rights. If you have a mother, a wife, a daughter, these things should matter to you. Voting red is voting AGAINST your own interests, unless you are just a racist who only cares about immigrants not being allowed in. (-8)
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Iโm undergoing a โbehavioral evaluationโ by Valorant after their AI automatically flagged my account for harmful conduct.
— Nicholas J. Fuentes (@NickJFuentes) September 21, 2024
Fuck this gay earth. pic.twitter.com/7nBnXvpJKX
Replies are blaming the Jews.
The truth is antisemitic. Facts are antisemitic.
โ Dr. Anastasia Maria Loupis (@DrLoupis) September 21, 2024
.>plays game made by libtards and for libtards and
.>gets banned for sperging about and
.> how could I be banned? Clearly Jews did this
- TheOverSeether : BORING.
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We know Wikipedia is screwed beyond recognition but it's not clear what the precise issue is - I think this article shows us.
The article is question is regarding the musician Jandek, who is beyond description (and the wiki article no longer tries to really describe him, either). In absolutely most big picture summary:
A guy gives himself the stage name Jandek in 1978 and self-records an album via tape. The music is him singing with acoustic guitar and it is indescribably weird, and not at all accessible music. It barely even is music. Here is a sample of his 1978 album:
. He has hundreds of hours of music like this.He continues to records tape of himself playing this atonal, creepy, and barely even music "songs" over the course of many, many, many, albums in the coming decades. His identity is never revealed, even when the tapes start getting an ironic undergrounds following. Eg. DJs would phone up the 'company' associated with his self-released tapes (his home phone) and he'd identify himself as a representative of Jandek, not the artist himself. This is despite everyone knowing this music is definitely produced and released by one guy at the very most.
he's kind of a music nerd/outsider art trivia questions - Kurt Cobain talks about his music in interviews for example - but the vast majority of people don't and never would listen to his music let alone enjoy it.
in the 2000s, people start to realise Jandek is some 60/70 year old dude in Texas and Jandek stops denying it so strongly. He ends up being invited to play live for the first time and is captured on film (he never clarifies directly, but the guy in these concerts is a dude named Sterling Smith). Live concert from 2004:
Anyway that's the most necessary background, onto the wikipedia article.
For most of it's life, the Wiki article for Jandek has been similar to any article for a niche interest - way, way too long and detailed for something such a small number of people know about. I remember it as recently as a few years ago going into detail of every major attempt to unmask Jandek, listing all of his hundreds of tapes and album, music criticism, and then lists of post-2000 public appearences. The wiki page had theories, mysteries, rabbit-holes within itself. It was terrible as ana encyclopaedia but interesting as a story re some random guy who can't sign or play guitar well getting mysteriously semi-famous. If you go into the article's historical edits you can see the unwieldy version of the page back then: https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Jandek&oldid=976435895
This is worth noting because the only truly compelling thing about Jandek is the context - who is this guy, where did he come from? Which is what the wiki article leant into. No one was a 'fan' of Jandek, unironically, or listened to his music for the love of the sound. There's simply no way. People were inviting him to perform live because then they could say they performed with the mysterious Jandek, and people went to his shows for the same reason. The wiki article was microcosm of this very state of being.
So what happens? Some uppity Wiki editor (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:ILIL) posts this on the article's talk page in 2021:
When someone points out that the reason Jandek is notable is the talk and mystery around him -- thus that probably needs to figure into the article somehow, ILIL disagrees strongly.
The autism runs so deep on Wikipedia that the editors truly can't comprehend how most humans absorb information. The above statement is true re: an article about a scientific theorem. It's not how people engage with entertainment. Nonetheless, soon after, the article is wittled down to two sections - a very brief introduction where a music publication is quoted calling Jandek "mysterious" with no other context (because that would be editorialising), a handful of sentences with chronology of his first release and later live shows, and maybe two quotes re: his lack of widely known identity. His strange lack of musical talent is barely mentioned with a statement saying: "an idiosyncratic and frequently atonal form of folk and blues music,". If you think this captures the music i linked to in this post, you're a moron.
Someone who, say, hears someone talking about Jandek and wants to know what the big deals searches up this article and comes away with more questions - why so much mystery around what is apparently a fairly normal blues singer from the 70s? Unless they dig through old versions of this article they'll never know.
In one very minor article, the core issue of Wikipedia is summarised: in a fight between normies and autism, the autism is more powerful.
For the drama, go into the article's edit history and see warring editors making changes to the article post-2021: https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Jandek&action=history
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You won't have to worry about logistics, you press an app on your phone and a random dude shows up in 2 minutes. The money is tax free. You have this deal for life, meaning you can do it every day.
You've got to swallow as part of the deal. You're not allowed to give a half-butt blowjob, the men are compelled to be honest about your effort and if you give a half-butt BJ you wont get paid. Also, the guys have HIV, as part of this deal you can get STDs.
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Anarchy: All of the evils of statism but with the added benefit of nobody to point at (-1)
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Capitalism is also a guarantee that vast amounts will be stolen, So what's the point? (-1)
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Government is a guarantee that one set of criminals will defaud you all the time, kidnap and injure a small minority of its own population on occasion, and kill a yet smaller minority of that population on occasion.Governments control gigantic territories, and weak ones have wide swathes of that territory where rival sets of criminals flout their authority and do as they please to the locals - which often includes a lot more killing, injury, kidnapping and stealing per capita than the alternative they displaced. If a government is only capable of persecuting civilians and not rival sets of criminals in its own borders, it is called anarcho-tyranny in the minor form and warlordism in the metastasized form. By that metric, America today is a weak nation, certainly weaker than it was in 1970, and certainly weaker than many famous nations (eg. Japan, China, Singapore), but not so weak as Warlord Era China, modern Sudan, Somalia, etcetera.Anarchy is a guarantee that not only will one set... (0)
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We can make it 100% punished.You even think that the State is a criminal entity. Why do you want to be ruled by people who violate the 10 commandments? Not even Jesus Christ would have wanted a Christian Commonwealth to be one where the leaders steal from their subjects; Jesus is the king of kings yet did not steal from anyone.Washington D.C. conducts a literal impoverishment campaign: 2% price inflation goal is literal impoversihment.Can you tell me why Hamburg was undisturbed by constant raids in the HRE and why trade happened well within the HRE? Roads were successfully funded in spite of the decentralized order.Statism is constant war, only that the subjects have no recourse. (1)
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I know this is a joke to you but even if he was a rapist he should rot in jail forever and never be forgiven. Donโt give a fuck if he realized his mistakes, or turned feminist. too little too late
— Hellokittystan (@ASeokjinnie) September 8, 2024
it started with this
Whyyyyy
โ PoopNeighborHitler69studios.ThereWillBeGroypage (@WLsonline) September 8, 2024
That man did a LOT to break his bad behavior. He used to be a raypist, but in prison, he realized his mistake and became a male feminist. He deserves to have this for sacrificing and doing so much to correct his mistake.
srsly check out this whole thread its gold
- HailVictory1776 : You didn't follow my instructions
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Gavin Newsom says he canโt rule out taking legal action against Elon Musk and a conservative memer for posting mean memes about him because it โhurts democracy.โ Tyrant. pic.twitter.com/G6rCrRESTL
— Ian Miles Cheong (@stillgray) September 19, 2024
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i like to say words that start with V like im eastern european and say it like a W
jd wance is particularly satisfying and wampire is lovely
similarly saying W like V is fun
valdo is great
sometimes i try tongue twisters in accents, british is ideal usually but sometimes russian is good
i will say place names in a jamaican accent by myself, like when i was driving to evanston wyoming years ago i just kept saying aevonstone and it was very nice
sometimes i like to run a comb over my skin with just the right amount of pressure
now you go
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this thread is only for things you do when no one else is around
no normal stuff like singing loudly, thats obvious
- Patsy : fat
- HailVictory1776 : Lose weight
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Sick as heck and going to work today after an almost all-nighter. Fml.
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Junkies are killing themselves in fewer numbers. Orange sight neurodivergents point to Narcan bring available over the counter: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=41579343
Unrelated but this guy also keeps plan b in his car https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=41580031
If you are even tangentially related to someone who could use it, I would recommend keeping a supply on hand. I keep narcan, plan b, and other inventory in my vehicle's sub trunk. Total cost for this inventory was under $100. It is, in my opinion, a component of a first aid kit.
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Currently 2 interstate highways are completely fricked in the area
Interstate 40 is closed at the Tennessee-North Carolina border near the Pigeon River Gorge after flooding and a mudslide overtook the highway.
The interstate, a major thoroughfare through the Southern Appalachians, is closed in both directions, according to the Tennessee Department of Transportation.
I-40 East is closed from Mile Marker 432 in Tennessee until Mile Marker 3 in North Carolina. I-40 West is closed starting at Mile Marker 3 in North Carolina through Mile Marker 435 in Tennessee.
A mudslide on the North Carolina side resulted in a partial collapse of the highway, according to Kelse Edwards, a communications director for the North Carolina Department of Transportation. Photos of the dramatic collapse circulated on social media.
There is no timeline for how long it will take to assess the damage or repair the roadway.
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Trying to go to Walmar at 5pm has just about sent me over
This isn't even a big town.
Traffic lights with 5 minute cycles
It's still 90
Parking lot is full
Everyone's brown
I just want to go home
Like this shit just does not work with >5-10k ppl in one place
I don't know how you citycels cope bc this makes me want to lower a concrete sarcophagus over my bulldozer, never to leave alive.
Anyway I tried to open an image from an email and these were the options my phone gave me
I thog that was funny and remembering it has made my evening slightly tolerable
EFFORTPOST /r/KotakuinAction, the largest anti-WOKE anti-DEI anti-Obese Foid pro-G*merGate pro-Nippon Waifu subreddit that has somehow survived the 2018-2020 ban waves, a prime lolcow pasture in the /r/Drama days, and overall early-mid 2010s internet time capsule given its survival of many reddit eras and ban waves, turns 10 today!, join us in this neurodivergent retrospective of the 2010s culture war spergatory that birthed the internet discourse of today!
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!g*mers !oldstrags !dramatards !ranchers
Also remember that if you comment or post anything in KiA, the child-beating wife-beating meat-beating AGP jannies employ ban bots that automatically bans your accounts from the vast majority of mainstream subreddits controlled by Bardfinn and his league of extraordinary jannies!
This is the ban message that you get, this is from only a year ago!
Have a look at its most-updooted-of-all-time posts, average ones are from 7-9 years ago and reflect the cultural and political situation of their eras!
https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/top/?sort=top&t=all
For example, many mid-2010s internet characters that are today prominent lolcows, and most of whom had a fall from grace in the G*merGate community, did AMAs or otherwise used the subreddit!
G*MERGATE 10TH ANNIVERSARY SPERGOSPECTIVE, A DECADE OF AUTISM 2014-2024:
Famous lolcows/internet e-celebs that used/posted/did AMAs on /r/KotakuinAction:
Milo Yayabussypolols did an AMA 9 years ago:
https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/2sbw6j/im_milo_and_this_is_my_g*mergate_book_ama/
Tim Pool did an AMA 5 years ago:
Hotwheels from 8chan also did an AMA 9 years ago:
https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/2j8vg8/i_am_hotwheelscopypastefredrick_brennan_the/
Null from KiwiFarms posted this 8 years ago:
https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/4ax6tj/censorship_warning_twitter_actively_banning/
Mike Cernovich did an AMA 9 years ago:
https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/2lm8ts/mike_cernovich_ama/
Zoe Quinn's cuck bf made multiple AMAs in there and also loved to beg for G*merGater NEETBux to help his legal cases:
https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/search?q=author%3Aqrios&sort=relevance&t=all
Collection of interesting KiAutism posts from almost 10 years ago:
Reddit bans /r/whalewatching thinking its a clone of /r/fatpeoplehate. It was actually a real attempt at a whale watching community and has existed for +2 years.
Chairman Pao just banned /r/fatpersonhate and /r/fatpeoplehate3 for "ban evasion" - as if they were already "harassing", ergo: banning ideas instead of behavior!
https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/39dcr1/chairman_pao_just_banned_rfatpersonhate_and/
/r/TheRedPill was subreddit of the day on 24 April 2016!
Lauren Southern before she became a lolcow mocked even by rightoids:
An old Reddit powermod speaks his mind.
https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/3bzleu/an_old_reddit_admin_speaks_his_mind/
Imgur censors the word "Trigglypuff" after a new video by a person who was attending "The Triggering" talk (featuring Milo, Based Mom, and Crowder) goes viral on Imgur
Trigglypuff is the ancient "TRIGGERED" SJW meme:
Porn Site Offers Gawker Founder $35k To Star In Hulk Hogan Themed Porn Film
I never in my 21 years thought I'd say this, but Brianna Wu has a valid point.
Here is some random prophetmaxxing about the Reddit Pope-turned Anti- Pope Richard GODkins:
Rebeccca Watson, of ElevatorGate and Atheism+ fame, feels the need to mention Richard Dawkins' "spate" history "of bigoted comments" in article about him suffering a stroke
"You know you've won the argument when the only counter argument they can find is that you are white or male or old." - Richard Dawkins
Richard Dawkins talking about SJW's with Bill Maher
KPFA cancels Richard Dawkins' speech because of his tweets about Islam
Jerry Coyne - "Richard Dawkins deplatformed at a book talk in Berkeley for "abusive speech" about Islam on Twitter"
https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/6onpak/censorship_jerry_coyne_richard_dawkins/
I think Richard Dawkins is trying to get banned from Twitter
Salon: Never tweet, Richard Dawkins: Famed atheist now signal-boosting Nazi Propaganda
Ah whatever here is a shitton about Dogkins posts:
https://www.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/search?q=dawkins&sort=relevance&t=all
Ubisoft mocks Christianity in Watch Dogs 2, but when one user of the Ubisoft Forums asks if they would do the same thing with Islam, the thread gets locked immediately for being "offensive to religions"
Ancient drama with peak early 2010s Twitter lolcow Phil Fish:
Phil Fish is now immortalized in the Soy Boy meme compilations!
Ancient Twitter drama with Notch (/r/Drama mod who just so happens to have created Memecraft) from 9 years ago:
Collection of almost decade-old posts about ancient lolcow Andrew Dobson + Allison Rapp autism:
https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/4cw47l/tom_preston_aka_andrew_dobson_defends_rapp/
https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/4cph1g/alison_rapp_megathread/
Mister Metokur has just had his Youtube account banned shortly following his twitter ban.
https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/9awcyi/happenings_mister_metokur_has_just_had_his/
5 years later, Metokur has got his YT channel back, his channel is monetized again, and he is back on Twitter and streaming to an audience larger than ever!
Not So Awesome: The That Guy With The Glasses/Channel Awesome #ChangeTheChannel Google Doc
THE GREAT NEURODIVERGENT WAR OF 2018 (/R/DRAMA INVOLVED!): The David_Me Coup Attempt of 2018
https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/90bao6/davidme_and_kia_a_compromise_proposal/
https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/8yt0sz/users_make_yourself_heard_that_you_want_a/
THE END: DAVID_ME IS DEMOPPED, TOTAL NEURODIVERGENT VICTORY! https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/91vksc/meta_the_verdict_is_in/
Random MovieBlob post from before Drumpf perpetually broke his already-damaged Bing Bing Wahoo-filled McBrain:
David Pakman Show on Twitter: ".@MatthiasCo I'm truly shocked that the CBC included me in that montage of pro #g*mergate people harassing women. Shameful journ*lism."
David Pakman Show on Twitter: "Brianna Wu accused me of doing a hit piece attack interview on g*mergate today. Interview will be posted later."
Harry Potter fandom before the Great TERFication of J.K. Rollin and Trollin:
https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/94wth6/harry_potter_and_the_sjw_twattery/
Daniel Radosh (senior writer for The Daily Show) thinks that G*mergate got Trump elected
Matthew Gault / War Is Boring - "How Internet Trolls Became Terrorists And helped to elect Donald Trump" (yeah, the usual)
[Meta] I see a "no politics" rule listed here, yet I see lots of political threads posted and upmarseyd here every day. Is Rule #3 even enforced anymore?
Also, this absolute gem of an image reminds us of simpler days:
https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2014/10/g*mergate-supporters-party-at-strip-club.html