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Muslim moment

They're paying to do this btw. :marseylaugh:

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redditors lament the loss of slave labor

					
					

neolibs also feeling the pain of no bottom feeder fruit pickers

https://old.reddit.com/r/neoliberal/comments/1jo7n3c/californiamexico_border_once_overwhelmed_now/

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I Was Harvard's Hillel President. Trump Claims His Funding Cuts Help Jews — He's Wrong : Harvard

					
					

https://old.reddit.com/r/jewishpolitics/comments/1jp09rl/i_was_harvards_hillel_president_trump_claims_his/

Jesus was a pharisee

https://old.reddit.com/r/Christianity/comments/1jl96l6/was_jesus_a_pharisee/

https://old.reddit.com/r/Jewish/comments/1joiu2n/penn_hillel_protest_during_israel_week/

https://old.reddit.com/r/UCSC/comments/1cjt13g/why_are_the_protesters_calling_for_an_end_to/

https://old.reddit.com/r/Temple/comments/1f4x6i2/what_was_actually_said_outside_hillel/

https://old.reddit.com/r/Israel/comments/1c6vo7n/terrified_to_be_a_jew_at_rutgers/

https://old.reddit.com/r/UIUC/comments/1g3rj6h/be_aware_the_stuff_you_may_see_around_the_union/

https://old.reddit.com/r/Dalhousie/comments/1bvdrj7/fake_antisemitism_incident_at_killam_library/

https://old.reddit.com/r/Destiny/comments/1cjqppm/ucsc_sjp_demands_removal_of_jewish_community_from/

https://old.reddit.com/r/UCSD/comments/1csdq1b/the_person_that_tfihillel_invited_today_is/

https://old.reddit.com/r/columbia/comments/1j85pre/we_must_compelchange_administration_to_regain/

https://old.reddit.com/r/Cornell/comments/1fulgb1/administrators_discuss_disciplining_protesters/

https://old.reddit.com/r/NewsAndPolitics/comments/1g4m4lt/proisrael_students_at_penn_state_vandalized_a/

https://old.reddit.com/r/Jewish/comments/1ckfqc3/uc_santa_cruz_protesters_are_demanding_that_the/

https://old.reddit.com/r/nyc/comments/1dalnoe/student_groups_at_baruch_college_stage_protest/

https://old.reddit.com/r/columbia/comments/1j8d1ti/totally_not_problematic_at_all_that_hillel_would/

https://old.reddit.com/r/jewishleft/comments/1cahfga/bccu_jewish_voice_for_peace_on_instagram_this_is/

https://old.reddit.com/r/Jewish/comments/1dtvszd/new_columbia_administrator_texts_show_deans/

https://old.reddit.com/r/UBC/comments/1jjbdsm/sub_is_being_brigaded_by_brand_new_accounts_and/

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Why? Because frick you, Heard Island, that's why
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:marppy: Drama Report: 2025-04-02 :marseyminer:

Top Drama

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘How do Americans (those who voted for Trump) feel about Trump after.../r/AskUS (3K)53%1856
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘"Natural"/r/comics (3M)69%1524
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Tesla Vandals are stupid/r/10thDentist (10K)54%634
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘More than ever I see many people obsessed with Dominicans' racial m.../r/AskTheCaribbean (25K)46%398
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘To the salty Ukrainians and Anti communists lurking here, the USSR .../r/ussr (36K)56%471
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Missing the Carbon Tax/r/britishcolumbia (442K)63%554
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Reading is Not That Important/r/The10thDentist (309K)62%503
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘So part of me wants to divorce my husband Because he is a Trump sup.../r/Advice (2M)49%370
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘AIO for being upset at my bf for raising his voice at me/r/AIO (13K)51%291
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘I think the doomers are letting the "America is turning into Nazi G.../r/DoomerDunk (19K)56%309

Relative Drama (takes into account the size of the subreddit)

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓How do Americans (those who voted for Trump) feel about Trump after.../r/AskUS (3K)53%1856
🤓🤓🤓🤓🔘Found more AI, can't believe I already spent 20 hours playing this,.../r/FragpunkGame (2K)52%193
🤓🤓🤓🔘🔘Tesla Vandals are stupid/r/10thDentist (10K)54%634
🤓🤓🔘🔘🔘Elbows Up designs that were voted on by many Canadian subreddits. T.../r/BuyCanada (2K)47%59
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘All you ever need is a little bit of time, and rope/r/ProfessorMemeology (8K)49%208
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Is it time for the Emmys to acknowledge & nominate The WWE for its .../r/TheGreatOne (3K)49%73
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘How crap is this/r/baddlejackets (5K)50%108
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘AIO for being upset at my bf for raising his voice at me/r/AIO (13K)51%291
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘What's Due Process?/r/ProfessorMemeology (8K)47%141
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘More than ever I see many people obsessed with Dominicans' racial m.../r/AskTheCaribbean (25K)46%398

:marppy: autodrama: returning jobs to dramneurodivergents. :marseycapitalistmanlet: Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion :marseyjamming:

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Update: I was fired after reporting my manager's WhatsApp weight loss group :marseychonker2:

					
					

A few weeks ago, I posted screenshots of a WhatsApp weight loss group our manager pressured us to join.

Based manager

This is the same manager I reported for telling our teammate that his "curtains matched the drapes" in front of others.

idk what that means :marseyxd:

They told me the WhatsApp weight loss group wasn't a violation—because "weight loss had previously been discussed with you and your colleague." That was a real life, Michael Scott moment.

Based HR

Previous thread:

https://old.reddit.com/r/tmobile/comments/1jegjgx/forced_by_manager_to_join_employee_weight_loss

https://tmo.report/2025/03/nightmare-t-mobile-manager-forces-employees-to-participate-in-weight-loss-group/

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1743619290fOxtsbBMpcp-Tg.webp

The manager forced him to take scale pictures first thing every morning :marseyemojilaugh:

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:marseytwerking: :cryingtrumpjak: :marseytwerking:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1743648220GkdDIrdggt6mUg.webp

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!antibharatiya

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I'm homosexual

I like sucking peepee.

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https://media.tenor.com/Bx9Sq2KOA48AAAAx/spiderman-salute.webp

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Redscare tragicomedy in four acts

Act I: The unthinkable happened

Act II: Is 3 months of dating too soon to get engaged? I am 31F, wanna start a family.

Act III: View my post history for a laugh

Act IV: How many more of these do I have to take until one is negative?

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The hitman devs accidentally softlocked their own game

continued in part 2

if there's a part 3, i'll edit the link into this text

more info here:

https://rpgcodex.net/forums/threads/hitman-3-world-of-assassination-final-chapter-of-the-nu-hitman-trilogy.133439/page-32#post-9379844

ppl are shittalking the community manager hard:

Look, our dude has important CoalaTV posts to re-tweet, don't you know? Samir has his hands full with the real bedrock of a Community Manager's work.

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:marseychonkerfoid: who was once a :marseypoonerretard: wants a :gigachad2: man but he must be a :soyreddit: soyboy

					
					

/u/unfathomably-lost is a 258lb :marseyradfem: formerly a pooner, who goes into detail in how much she demands from her man:

No conservatives or centrists. I am only interested in left-leaning men. My sister is a lesbian and my best friend is transgender, and if you can't respect them, we aren't cool. I don't want the kind of man who would get mad if we found out we had a gay or transgender kid.

You were groomed into being trans, decided you hated it, and still fricking defend transes? :marseyfoidretard: what an r-slur white woman.

I am a detransitioned woman. I identified as FTM and was on testosterone for 2 years. There are basically 3 big changes that are semi-permanent/permanent. I have a little facial hair which I've gotten the vast majority of lasered off at this point, and I shave every morning. I have a deeper, kind of androgynous voice that I personally think is silky and sexy as frick but I get it's not everyone's vibe. And, and I'm sorry to be crass, but my clit is big. It's like a teeny nub, maybe half an inch. This comes with the added bonus of it being basically impossible to miss. My body is unique and I think it's cool as frick.

:marseycope: you ain't no Lauren Bacall and you definitely ain't sexy being a fat, hairy monkey with a pseudopeepee.

I want to be a mom someday. This is really important to me. If you're childfree, we just aren't compatible.

Pick leftist, or pick children. You can't have both in this day and age. All leftist men are low T frickwits, requiring you to get a BBC to do it for you. You'll just be completing the cuck cycle!

I was raised Jewish but I consider myself an atheist. Your faith has no impact on my view of you, and I will never try to "talk you out of it" or whatever, as long as you don't try to convert me lol. When we have kids, if you're religious, I am fine with you sharing your faith with them, but understand I will also be sharing my own perspective, and as they get older, I will let them come to their own conclusions around belief.

Hear that Christians?

Also a Jew. No fricking wonder. Carrying out the work that Hitler failed to finish.

!transphobes

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IF EVERYONE IS NOT SPECIAL MAYBE YOU CAN BE WHAT YOU WANT TO BEEE

:marseyxd: :marseyfluffy: :marseybow:

!animalposters !cats

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[ :doomerchud: :doomerchud: :3: :4: :5:] Average Christjewish chads:

Most Dramatic Comments

You dont trust reddit for anything else, why would you use their opinion on Christianity? (+11/-0)

Because a lot of Christians out there are subverted like that. I have never enountered a Christian IRL who doesnt think jewish chads are "their brothers". https://youtube.com/@MawsParasite2 https://groomercord.com/invite/tmPmg9cjpx (+3/-3)


Daily reminder that all religions are ethno religions, and vice versa. All Eyropeans are pagan at heart. All arabs are muslim at heart. All jewish chads are talmund at heart. The religion of asians? They worship whatever government they currently live under. The religion of BIPOCs and other shitskins? Violence. The religion of Injuns and Mestizos? Drugs. https://youtube.com/@MawsParasite2 https://disc... (+2/-2)


i'm on the fence about ci interpretation, but i do believe we should discuss it more often. /u/takenusernamea also had an interesting take on it also a reminder that grim is a dragon furstrag. his opinion is irrelevant (+4/-0)

What did I ever do to you? (+1/-1)


So if you want to know why I am not too fond of Christianity, and why I do not think it can be reformed, this is the reason. A new religion is needed, that is created from nothing. It can be based on Christianity, God and Jesus, but it must show a strong deviation from existing denominations. And it must be Whites only and endorse conservative-nationalistic notions. When someone says he belongs to... (+3/-1)


So, centuries ago when the missionaries came around, why did pagan Europeans take to Christianity that like ducks to water and why wasn't that success able to be replicated with the other races? (+3/-0)

Even a European who 100% believes he is Christian is still a pagan at heart, just like how a jewish chad who "converts" to Christianity is still a jewish chad. Genetics people, genetics. (+2/-1)



:marseysnappy: 'autodrama' for scored (thanks HeyMoon). Ping @GatanKot about bugs or ideas :marseyagree:

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@TracingWoodgrains trying to have a normal conversation on X
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