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Pallas cats seriously help my mental health

					
					

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you didn't post for 5 days and made peter griffin die
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Fatass that can't sit down and write because he's busy eating says an Elden Ring movie could happen.

https://www.reddit.com/r/boxoffice/s/twZojbLKcj

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hey guys is the site still hack by monky man?

hello I want to use site but there was monkey mand na LOUD music and i didnt want more viruses on my computer? are the hackers still destryoging the site my natzis!

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These are the kinds of people bemoaning the Great Replacement

Rightoids cant fathom that it requires great collective sacrifice to maintain their preferred racial makeup of their town.

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Boston is full of a bunch of fricking nazis

					
					
					
	

				
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  • DickButtKiss : Better rapper than Kendrick, he shoulda done the half time show - trans lives matter
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Rapper Kodak Black found high out of his mind eating chicken in the middle of the road

This prompted Kanye to catch a flight to go check on him. Lmfao.

!r-slurs !BIPOCs !chuds

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Redditor :soysnoo: gets fired :marseydarktrump: for being 1 minute :marseywait: late for work :marseywagie:. Runs to r/adulting :soyjakwow: to vent :soysnooseethe:.

					
					

The followup:

https://old.reddit.com/r/Adulting/comments/1ij2pq9/time_stamp_vol_2_more_context/

/u/No_Excitement5215, you were fired for being a peepee, not for being late. I've done this too with people. It's way easier to fire you on a technicality than to go through the rigamarole of HR bs. Your former coworkers are probably thrilled you're gone. I feel bad for your preggo gf. Judging by your posts, you're going to split the second she shits that thing out.

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Holy crap, an entire channel on youtube dedicated to Ricebunnies addicted to BWC!!

Jeez Louise, 4 hours of white men dominating the minds of asian women. @BWC get in here, this is it. It's time for a ricebunny copypasta to be created.

!chuds !coomers !weebs

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  • Grue : There is no way anyone is gonna stop calling it the Gulf of Mexico while there's Katrina survivors
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Google Maps announced that it will change Gulf of Mexico to Gulf of America, r/worldnews is going through a LOT :marseyrope:

					
					

This reeks of "Freedom Fries."

I thought freedom fries was the dumbest thing i've ever seen out of washington... well until now. 4 more years of this BTW.

:m#arseyseethe:

Fun fact about World War One, the US started calling Sauerkraut by the name of Liberty Cabbage. We don't have fresh ideas.

The Gulf of Liberty Cabbage

Welp, I know which name I'm going with.

I'm going with Gulf of Mexico, with Gulfy McGulfface being a close second option.

:soysn#ooseethetyping:

I'm in NZ. Google maps says its Gulf of Mexico (because that's its fricking name).

>Google says it will change Gulf of Mexico to 'Gulf of America' in Maps after government updates

>will change

:ma#rseygigaretard:

Hopefully, it's only 4 more years.

if we're not in some kinda post apocalyptic scenario in 4 years i'll be pleasantly surprised

That's the shit that has me up all night.. Fricking lunatics have escaped the asylum again, but this time they're prepared. This ain't "Joker 2" muthafricka!

Four years, give or take a /r/collapse

:soysn#ooseethetyping: :soysn#ooseethetyping:

This was only the first week. ugh

4 more years so far...

Yup. Just the first week. Im so sick of the darn trump show and it doesn't seem there is a way to unsubscribe, disconnect, turn the channel, unplug the tv etc. His brand of stupidity is fricking everywhere.

4? Try 8 when vance gets elected

Hopefully you'll still have a country that resembles the US in 4 years.

:ma#rseydoomer:

They ruined the Dixie Chicks' career because they spoke out. Turns out we should trust some musicians for our foreign policy.

Just because some are sometimes right doesn't mean we should generally trust musicians.

The overwhelming majority of musicians are not geopolitics experts, or at all informed on political issues.

The fact that we constantly expect celebrities to chime in on issues they have no expertise in is one of the reasons politics is so toxic and polarised today. It's contributed to the dumbing down of political discourse.

But also, being a musician does not disqualify you from having and expressing political opinions, nor does it guarantee that you are politically illiterate.

The world might be a better place if pop artists were more inclined to sing about politics than vague romantic notions.

real big "shut up and dribble" vibes coming from that dude

:soyreddit: : Rich people are out of touch and have no idea about reality or what the common people are going through! Guillotine them all!

:soysnoo: : Actually, more celebrities should lecture people on how to be hecking good human beans, after all they all agree with me. Tee hee!

The funny part to me is that "America" isn't even the name of our country, it's the name of the continent. We're the United States. 'Gulf of the Americas' kind of makes sense, but has nothing to do with the United States of America.

I could see that if it was the gulf of USA but Mexico is part of America

:mar#seyseethe: :mar#seyseethe:

And everyone will continue to call it the Gulf of Mexico

In Florida we just call it "the gulf".

Not any more - we'll be sure to add "of Mexico" for clarity from now on.

:mar#seyseethe::mar#seyseethe::mar#seyseethe:

Seems confusing. How do you know which gulf you're talking about?

What an absolutely brilliant question. Your mother must be so proud of you. Do you go poo poo on your own too? Awwwwwww.

Woosh

Awwww, not yet? You'll get there.

They are so angry they just attack each other for no reason :marseyrage:

Everyone who matters will call it the Gulf of Mexico, at least.

I hate to break it to you but everyone matters, not just those that agree with you. That was made very evident with the election. Just because in your mind you can just tell yourself other people don't matter, they actually do. And sadly, their decisions can frick up the world for you.

I think he/she might mean those in communities that actually deal with the Gulf like those in the scientific communities, not just the average layman.

Sure, that's perfectly possible. However, that doesn't counter my point at all. The entire idea that some matter, and some don't, is how we ended up in this mess in the first place. It turns out, everyone actually does, and if you don't believe that, your world can get pretty fricked up by that disbelief.

Give up brother this place is like a blindfolded circlejerk

Leftists purity checking each other over things that aren't even disagreements :marseymanysuchcases:

Americans don't matter to me any more.

What irrelevant country are you from?

The great thing about American exceptionalism is that it can never have any negative consequences of any kind. Good luck with that!

:mar#seyseethe: :mar#seyseethe: :mar#seyseethe: :mar#seyseethe:

I will. Frick that nazi. Gulf Of Mexico.

Oh so you like deadnaming now, interesting.

:chu#dsmug:

PM Trudeau of Canada should issue an order renaming the USA to "South Canada". Let's see Google change it for Canadian viewing.

This is exactly the kind of high-level international trolling we need. Show Trump for the pathetic man-child that he is.

:marseydarktrump: : So you guys agree that we should be same the country then!

But _I_ don't desire they use that name, and I'm American. Can we, like, petition Google to not be punks who do what the totalitarian wants?

Lmao. The Google CEO was front row at Trump's inauguration. Best of luck

Maybe constantly bitching about CEOs/rich people/important people even when they're on your side could have some unfortunate consequences? :marseyquestion:

Californian checking in. It's the Gulf of Mexico.

>Google will change

Google is the scariest of all tech companies. They are essentially our library. They have the ability to manipulate the narrative on a different level. For the vast majority they are our dictionary, our encyclopedia, our Library of Alexandria. They are THE reference for day to day life. Our last arbiter of truth.

We are already aware that weighted searches are for sale.. but them kissing the ring is scarier than social media techs doing so. By my estimation, at least.

That's why I periodically download wikipedia

:s#mugjak:

"Here at Google, we deepthroat the whole boot"

Stop being anti-corporations and maybe they'll like your side too :marseyshrug:

Why do people think this ends when trump ends? It doesn't. It's being set up so it doesn't. We will get Vance, who is more cognizant and has the potential to be worse.

True but, I don't think anyone but Trump has what it takes to rile up the morons enough to get out and vote.

It's comments like this that make me think you people still do not understand the magnitude of this election.

Every single lever of power in the government that matters is now firmly controlled by people who are perfectly fine cheating in broad daylight with a violent mob to maintain that power.

They are not going to let themselves be voted out of that power.

Maybe choose an actual candidate next time instead of an identity checklist? :marseykamakama:

I think his cult followers can absolutely be manipulated, post Trump Death, into turning on themselves. I don't think they're accept the Charisma vacuum as the next leader.

I think the internal MAGA civil war will tear the movement apart.

You just have to hope that they haven't destroyed democracy too much post that point.

Like how you guys lost the election? :marseysmug2:

People want to believe that Trump is pulling the strings. They don't want to believe that there's a group of people putting EOs on his desk to sign without reading

Fricking wingcucks lmao :marseynoyouwingcuck:

Now factor in the very best healthcare that money can't buy.

COVID would have killed him if he wasn't POTUS. Sad this dude keeps escaping death. It's always the evil ones that live the longest. :/

Even the best medicine can't do miracles.

Ah, frick, who am I kidding, modern medicine is a miracle. We're fricked.

:ma#rseydoomer: :ma#rseydoomer:

[Karma] Doesn't exist.

I mean… it does. You'll see. And even if you don't believe, when bad things happen, I can assure you us real Americans will be cheering

I'm a real American too but I don't believe karma is an actual thing. If it were true, why would such monstrosities be done to innocent people over the course of history? What did they ALL do to deserve slavery/torture/murder/r*pe/genocide?

I meant real in the sense cheering for karma to happen to dotard. You are also assuming you know exactly how something you don't believe in actually works. Bold assumption

Do you know exactly how it works then?

I know what I believe, but is it what religious adherents believe? No, don't think so.

How is that any different than what I said?

Cause I think my version is real or is to me at least. You said none of it is real.

It's real to me that it doesn't exist.

Hippie with exotic beliefs meets edgy reddit atheist. The argument goes past this point btw :marseynoyou:

Regarding the BMI, I get the impression he's been taking Ozempic or something. He seems to have been slowly thinning out

Maybe but elderly people often thin out for a variety of reasons, most of which are not good.

Yeah that's usually a sign of deaths door

:m#arseycope:

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:marseycoffee:

lmao, gay guys know how to have fun. Literally this is ehy the fertitlity rate keeps dropping in western society

@butthole's comment reminded me of this gem I read today !foidmoment

ofcourse they say its a !moidmoment and a mans fault

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739563063jbaVaUV4Bu4l9A.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739563182p1UaQYm62JdZCw.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739563182QtvndthwktriTQ.webp

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NFL Stadiums developing Anti-Air defenses

:marseysaluteusa#:

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:#ambulanc!e::#marseyrevolutiongenocide:

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@JimieWhales Once Bought a Huge Wrap in a Walgreens in Manhattan

trans lives matter

Do you eat food from pharmacies? Back when I lived in the US I used to sometimes get these sad little fruit cups at the CVS that was across the street from my office and eat them alone in the park. They weren't good but they made me feel virtuous and I enjoyed the self-abnegation and a moment of silence in the sunshine away from my coworkers.

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I le fricked up

>get offered some tickets to Gracie Abrams concert with really good seats for free through work

>"eh I'll pass I don't care about some mediocre nepo baby singer"

>day later

>scrolling the 'chan

>see some gooner bait thread

>"wait a second, THIS is Gracie Abrams??"

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17388035458It4KjtBO2t6dg.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738803547Z-LO5i_8bYcCnA.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738803548SUpE3iksqypbtA.webp

:#marseybooba: :#marseyslurp: :#marseyslurp:

SKINNY SKINNY TUMMY

:#marseyslurpfast: :#marseyslurpfast: :#marseyslurpfast:

I could have that seen that live in person, she'd probably be all sweaty dancing around on stage and shit

FRICK

:#marseycoomer3genocide: :#marseycoomer3genocide:

!petitelovers !skinny

I'm not pinging coomers cause I already wasted 610 coins on a post I had to delete

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French president Macron is actually married to his own :marseytrain2:ed out father.

!schizomaxxxers

!eurochads

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  • Grue : I support you spiderman. Would you unban me?
  • whyareyou : what

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739659668uhATwhKM0F0NMA.webp

If the mod team of /h/manul does not cease their aggression then I will buy as many marseybucks as I need to in order to eliminate their entire hole. I will ban their entire mod team for eternity.. Do not test me.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739659668pgdJo0ISUTfdFw.webp

I will burn manul to the ground and in the ashes I will replace it with @Bridge as their new god.

!friendsofspiderman !attentionmaxxers

Anyways please leave me alone now, I have some emotions within me that need to be rectified.

@soapysoapy

:#marseyloveyou:

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Kanye just dropped my new profile banner

!r-slurs !Jews !goyim !chuds

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Also Drumpf's immigration guy, Tom Homan was Obama's immigration guy. Thsyre all friends, how nice!

https://media.tenor.com/UdMgpLRDV48AAAAx/greys-anatomy-meredith-grey.webp

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58% of the U.S. taxpayer :marseyfans: dollars :marseymoney: sent to Zelensky :marseyjavelin: never :marseyladybugitsover: even reached Ukraine :marseywerebackputin:

https://media.tenor.com/_NoTiHjR_sMAAAAx/joe-biden-president.webp

Th-Th... That's all, folks!

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This is how she set up the board:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739744319zdoetPqDI4kyCw.webp

This is how it should be normally set up:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739744319yTo8TG3QQX6A3g.webp

Its typical for new people in chess to mix up the placement of king and queen in middle, but its another level of blunder to mix the knights and bishops, which indicates you havent played a single game in your life.

Seems Elon is not picking the brightest genes for his infant farm.

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you guys are nice :)

I like this place a lot :) It makes me smile. :marseyjamming:

https://media.tenor.com/0xz4SrR-NPsAAAAx/nichijou-silly.webp

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The 25 most popular queries on AltaVista, from August 2nd 1998 to September 13th 1998

From "Analysis of a Very Large AltaVista Query Log". !coomers come see your ancestors

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:marseycoin: Redditor Spotlight: /u/SashaButNotGray1 :marseyzoomer: :marseyretard3: :angryvatnik: :bitcoin:

Greetings dramanauts. Today were gonna look /u/SashaButNotGray1. I found this specimen :marseydetective: when scrolling through /r/probation :brooksannoyed:. Our friend is originally from Texas :texasmutt: where he got in a little kerfuffle :marseypunching:. He accepted the plea for two years probation on a second degree felony :marseytrumpmugshot: charge to misdemeanor assault. He went to the best place for advice, Reddit dot com :soysnoo:, for his new life on probation. This was three months ago.

https://old.reddit.com/r/probation/comments/1g63idg/accepted_plea/


Fast forward to today. Homie fled the county :brainletbush:. He went to Europe :europeanunionnice:. But not to Germany :marseyhitler:, Finland :marseyfugg:, or even Italy :luigidizzy:. He went to fricking Russia! :marseysaluteussr: Now he wants to get back to the good ol US of A :muttscooter: because he learned what everyone in Russia already knows, Russia sucks :vatnik:. Now he runs back to the best place for advice, Reddit :soysnoo: dot com. Jannies do their thing! :marseyjanny2:

https://old.reddit.com/r/probation/comments/1ikgyhc/i_left_country/


Like every other r-slurred zoomoid, he's been rug pulled on a meme coin. :marseywallst:

https://old.reddit.com/r/CoinBase/comments/1fbeqc8/cannot_get_my_jup/

https://old.reddit.com/r/CoinBase/comments/1fbet3e/coin_base_scam/


He's even got the zoomer haircut. :marseyzoomerimplosion:

https://old.reddit.com/r/rhinoplastyquestions/comments/1citfhw/6_months_post_op/

Anyways, /u/SashaButNotGray1, best of luck to you. You stupid, stupid man.

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