The fact that they're all wearing black, with black ties, outside a church, in front of a priest holding a crucifix... does not set off any questions inside their giga-brains.

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In every photo I see, Baron Trump looks 100% frickin miserable.

why's he got the same look on his face as kylo ren right before he kills han solo

I still feel super bad for Barron. Look at him, he's fricking miserable.

Holy frick they all look miserable

Darn, he looks like he might have the evil of trump and coldness of melania. I hope he's a good kid but this pic gives me a bad vibe.

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Remember last week when they were jerking themselves raw about Trump asking to delay some court proceedings so he could attend THIS VERY FUNERAL? They forgot about that pretty quickly.

If you're on Tik Tok for more than five minutes you will notice the videos of people selling stupid shit like fake Stanley cups with your kid's r-slurred name on it, or "totally real" Chanel purses that only cost 30 dollars for some unexplained reason. Well that has apparently been put to an end as Tik Tok's lawyers must have realized they need to actually enforce copyright infringement on their app if they want to survive in the US. As a result thousands of Tik Tok shops have been closed without any warning whatsoever, and they are also keeping all of the money they have in their accounts with the app.

While this is hilarious, it's made all the more hilarious because most of these shops are ran by white midwestern suburban MLM girlies, and almost all of the shit they sell is just shit they bought on Temu or DHGate and covered in tacky glitter.

Please join me and enjoy some girlboss tears.

This is 'Wildflowers and Dixie' and she "doesn't know what dupes are" and doesn't think it's fair that Tik Tok won't let her sell knock off LuluLemon stretch pants for Mormons

This is 'WithLoveAshleyMarie' and she's a legitimate business owner who sells Disney and Hello kitty Stanley cups. She has some balls on her for fricking around with Disney. Who buys this shit?

What do you mean I can't sell Victoria Secret knock offs??

Anyway, here's the general search for it. The app is basically a mess of people laughing at the people getting shutdown, and the people that got shutdown saying their white trash kids are going to starve to death. Oh and here's the tik tok gossip thread about it on Reddit

https://archived.moe/tv/thread/192253913

https://archived.moe/co/thread/140611212#p140611212

Good evening, World.

Allow me first to apologize for this interruption.

I do, like many of you, appreciate the comforts of everyday routine – the security of the familiar, the tranquility of repetition.

I enjoy them as much as any bloke.

But in the spirit of commemoration,… pic.twitter.com/xuq3nFjaar

— Andrew Tate (@Cobratate) November 5, 2023

wew

Lol most of the people here are indeed p-dophiles

I'm starting to believe so honestly why is everyone just expressing their random fricking fantasies and perverse s*x questions here all the time

No, you dont get it. Most ppl here including mods are pedos, there was some drama a few years ago with the sub called r/drama I guess. Where they would ban any teenagers from the sub, so they made a bot that would autoban ppl from this sub. Surprisingly this actually revealed a bunch of creeps from here who would go to mod mail and complain about them being banned but actually being over 18. And I'm not saying 19-21 years old ppl. They were required to type their age and many many were over 35

I want a p-do to be my sugar daddy, I wouldn't do anything with them but I let them give me money

Yea it's pretty disturbing. I'm a 38yr old mom and I joined this sub to kind of be able to relate more to my teenager and preteen. Instead, I'm completely disgusted mostly at these explicit sexual posts daily. I've wondered how mods let this happen in a teenager sub but I guess there are no good Mods here or like you said they are pedos also. Idk but as a Mom I would hope that if disgusting Men are sending yall inappropriate photos or messages that yall would report&block them! They have no right to do that and it is not okay. Young teens should not even be reading half this garbage in this sub.

reddit mom

I think you're the p-dophile if you somehow don't know that hormonal teenage Redditors are the most horny group on the planet

Actually ur the p-do chud for not wanting to do teenage s*x rp

BACKGROUND

If you're a non-g*mer, you might want to read this part. G*mers can skip ahead.

Run by the roguishly handsome Todd Howard, Bethesda is a gaming giant known for its immersive open-world games from the Fallout and The Elder Scrolls franchises. Starfield is an upcoming game by the studio. It is set in the 24th century, in a future where mankind has conquered The Settled Systems. The game begins during a period of relative peace between the Freestar Collective and the United Colonies. To say that anticipation is high is an understatement.

So why the hype for Starfield? Well, a few reasons. Firstly, it is Bethesda's first new IP in over two decades. Secondly, it is a game that has been in development for a very long time. Though the first teaser was shown in 2018, Todd Howard had been discussing ideas for a sci-fi game since the late 90s. In fact, Bethesda had a game in development titled The Tenth Planet, though it was canceled before release. Thirdly, Todd Howard is 53 years old. Due to the length of time it takes to develop modern AAA games, this is almost certainly his last game as head of Bethesda. Starfield will determine Todd's legacy. If it succeeds, he will forever be remembered as a gaming icon who released the archetypal sci-fi game. If he fails, his entire career may be cast into doubt.

Lastly, Starfield will be the first exclusive released by Bethesda since its parent company, ZeniMax Media, was acquired by Microsoft. As g*mers will know, Xbox's main draw has been Game Pass, but it has lacked the first party games to compete with Nintendo and Sony. The recent spree of purchasing studios was Microsoft's way of mending this problem. With a cool $7.5 billion price tag attached to the acquisition, this is undeniably gaming's biggest hail-mary of all time. No competitive move has ever been this major, not even during the Nintendo vs Sega years.

Decades of research have gone into this game, and Howard visited both NASA and SpaceX during development. Developers kept an entire vault of ideas, indicating just how large the lore is. Starfield is set to release on September 6 on Xbox Series X/S and PC. Owners of the Premium Edition and Constellation Edition have early access from September 1.

TYRONE AND STARFIELD

Review copies were sent roughly a week ago, so it's expected that leaks would spring up. The manner in which it happened is a huge surprise. Earlier this week, shoddy footage of a African American gentleman playing Starfield was seen on the internet. In the footage you can hear dogs barking and a baby crying, but the footage is undeniably Starfield.

Now, there are some legal reasons to not leak. If you've been given a review copy, a leak involves the violation of your NDA, which can result in you being sued. If you illegally obtained the game, you can face charges, as the leaker of GTA 6 has discovered.

https://www.theg*mer.com/grand-theft-auto-6-leaker-arrested-while-on-bail-for-hacking

None of this deterred Tyrone, who posted a vieo of him smoking a blunt (an emptied cigar filled with marijuana) on his porch. He reviews Starfield stating: "Todd, no offense man, that's a good game."

All his videos have been archived here: https://gofile.io/d/RsRWH5. As you can tell, in addition to being a g*mer, he is also a gambler. Well, Tyrone is about to get royally flushed.

TYRONE MAKES MONEY

After finding a little internet fame among g*mers, Tyrone's videos were taken down from TikTok and YouTube. This did not stop him, and he vowed to upload more footage, which he did. He then revealed that he can get more copies of Starfield. He posted a video of himself in his car with several copies of Starfield, including the Constellation Edition boxes which cost a fortune. He also revealed he has an online store, and upon visiting, it was discovered that he sells tons of items in bulk.

Internet fellows bought copies of Starfield, despite not knowing how the game was sourced. It is alleged that he works at a warehouse. Tyrone filmed himself sending copies via FedEx.

TYRONE GOES TO JAIL

Tyrone's antics were wild. They were flagrant. He had no care for the law.

The walls started closing in when his xbox account was deleted and his console was hardware banned, rendering it unusable. Next, netizens discovered that his online store had been taken down. Then... the arrest record. Tyrone, full name Darin Tyrone Harris, is charged with marijuana possession and two counts of theft (one a misdemeanour and the other a felony).

https://recentlybooked.com/TN/Shelby/DARIN-HARRIS~3187_23111016

People on Reddit who claimed to have purchased from Tyrone have since deleted their messages.

https://twitter.com/peterovo5/status/1695200065512513872

CONCLUSION

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone.

Stealing is wrong. There will now almost certainly be g*mers who will not get their games on time because Tyrone stole them. He could have just enjoyed the game. Heck, he could have just sold them on the low. But no, he had to show his face online and bask in the clout. That is what did him in.

This story has been reported by major publications who all have his face and details. He got the fame he wanted, but I doubt he's enjoying it right now. Forever, he will be known as a thief, and he will never find gainful employment.

Lastly, it is worth noting the following:

• a Black man named Tyrone

• he's a weed smoking thief

Typical.

Original bait post:

AITAH for divorcing my wife because i found out her bodycount.

I (27m) have been married with my wife (28F) for 8 months now. When I married her I was told to believe we both still had our V-cards because of religious reasons. (…) Later that day i asked my wife if she regrets waiting until marriage to which she responded: "I didn't wait i wanted to tell u but i never felt comfortable sharing it" (…) we had been dating for 7 months before we married. When she returned the day after I asked her what her real body count was and she told me it was with me included 17. (…) I told her that she had a month to pack her stuff and we are getting a divorce

Edit:

Since it was unclear; She flat out told me she was a virgin too when we started dating I told her I was waiting till marriage.

Unispired imo but i randomly caught it on the front page so it worked. Lets see the top responses

While a lot of comments are focusing on “she lied”, a bigger admission is what spelled ultimate doom for this marriage: “I wanted to tell u but I never felt comfortable sharing it.”

You don’t trust her because she lied. She never trusted you to be able to tell you the truth.

Let that sink in.

ESH

And when she did admit the truth, he yelled at her, called her names, and slut-shamed her.

No wonder she was scared how he was going to react. She had a very good reason to be and he proved it the second she left herself vulnerable.

If they divorce, this might turn out better for her. She dodged a bullet. Imagine how stuck she would feel if she had a kid with him before finding out this behavior.

https://old.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/15cgb5x/comment/jtx46s4/?sort=controversial

Divorcing for body count is weird. Divorcing for dishonesty is not

He’s still a huge butthole.

"The issue isn't her not being a virgin, it's that she didn't wait til marriage like I did ......if she would have married and divorced all 16 of those guys it would have been fine".

I don't ask this much, but seriously, what's wrong with you? You're such an AH that you belong in a whole new category of butthole. First of all you take such a hard stance on no s*x before marriage (because that's what YOU personally choose to do so everyone you love must follow) and literally state that you wouldn't mind if your wife had married and then subsequently divorced 16 men (some of which she probably barely had a relationship with, but that's inconsequential to you) so she could remain pure in your eyes somehow. THEN you get mad when you place such an importance on it that she feels like she has to lie to you in order to keep you around. I don't normally condone lying but I'm sure that your obsession with having a virgin bride made her feel like she didn't have much of a choice if she wanted to have a relationship with you.

more words

To top all of this off, once you realized that she lied, instead of realizing how silly your little rule is and thinking that you love your wife anyway, you double down and want to divorce her- not because of the body count or because of the lie but because you would rather her have been divorced 16 times prior and told you about it instead of just had casual relationships that didn't really need a mention because virginity rule. The fact that you can't see why this is incredibly toxic is beyond me. I hope your wife finds someone who truly loves her for her and that maybe after you find out your next couple of wives all do the same thing as the first in order to keep up with your trivially insane standard things will start to sink in so you can actually prioritize a relationship with a woman instead of focusing on what's happened between her legs before you got there. In focusing on virginity before marriage and thinking that if someone decides to have s*x they get married and then can get divorced later, you're trivializing the sanctity of an institution which most people actually think of as a big deal.

Once again- YTA. Big time.

https://old.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/15cgb5x/comment/jtwybll/?sort=controversial

Uhm that ís a pretty big life changing lie she told him though. It’s not the body count that matters here - it’s straight up lying to your SO’s face about it. (-3)

Nah, the lie is incidental. He's mad about what she lied about. His edits make it clear that it's over the s*x before marriage. They shouldn't be married, but that's because he's an butthole with extremely bigoted religious beliefs. (+7)

Also keep in mind dude your no longer a virgin anymore. What virgin woman is going to want you.

I love this comment.

I think the wife just dodged a bullet. She can do better! Way better! OP YTA! Bigly. May Jesus and God forgive your small mindedness because I know your soon to be ex wife won’t. #Free the wife!

https://old.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/15cgb5x/comment/jtwcl84/?sort=controversial

bla bla

Okay? Thats still his choice. Lmao. Yeah you can seek someone who has the same religious values as you. I think they're stupid as frick and I would never date someone who felt that way. I wouldn't marry them either. And I certainly wouldn't LIE to them the whole time about it.

Yes, and when your choices are rooted in sexism, and s*** shaving, you are an a****** by default. Doesn't matter whether or not the other person is one too, the fact of the matter is you are an a******, and your ideologies need to change. At least if you want any chance at a healthy mature relationship That's an actual true partnership instead of someone controlling another person, it does.

https://old.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/15cgb5x/comment/jtwk79j/?sort=controversial

Man. Religion is toxic.

So is OP’s masculinity

https://old.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/15cgb5x/comment/jtwvkyo/?sort=controversial

I'm an atheist, and I wouldn't want her. (-94)

*I'm a misogynist and I wouldn't want her (+65)

https://old.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/15cgb5x/comment/jtwfwau/?sort=controversial

You were a virgin for religious reasons. You married her after SEVEN months probably because you wanted to have s*x. Let’s be honest, that’s why so many religious people get married young or quickly. So they can frick. Then they are surprised when marriage is hard and s*x is difficult, and that you may not actually know each other or be mature enough to actually be married.

YTA. She was afraid she would be judged and you proved her right. You made a vow to marry her and stay married to her for better or worse.

https://old.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/15cgb5x/comment/jtw777z/?sort=controversial

Thank you for doing this woman the amazing favor of not having to be married to someone like you any longer. Otherwise, her good nature and loyalty might have convinced her to stay with you, and she'd have eventually been miserable with an immature, misogynistic, abusive, delusional AH for many years. Now, she can go find a real man who appreciates her for Her and her amazing qualities and treats her like a human being instead of an extension of his narcissism and self-absorption.

I'm going to say NTA -- for letting her go before you wasted any more of her life. She's a lucky woman to be rid of you.

If you want to continue to avoid any further aholery, please stay away from other humans for the rest of your life. At 27, unless you're a disgusting p-do, you're never going to find a virgin anyway, so I guess womankind is safe from you now. Thank God.

https://old.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/15cgb5x/aitah_for_divorcing_my_wife_because_i_found_out/jtw3ya0/?context=3&sort=controversial

"V-card?" That's such an offensive, gross term.

the amount of incels that exist out there is scaring, and people marry them too even scarier lmao insecure butt religious mfkers

https://old.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/15cgb5x/comment/jtx8frr/?sort=controversial

Our society is so fricking broken. Between the backwards religious undertones of this post, and the obvious misogyny displayed on OP’s part, she’s dodging a bullet.

Also the worrying large amount of people defending his actions because she didn’t tell him the truth about how much s*x she had. Like what the frick

https://old.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/15cgb5x/comment/jtx7jnu/?sort=controversial

Not especially interesting.

I’d just like to remind her that we’re on that Slack too

Their link:

https://support.reddithelp.com/hc/en-us/articles/360043071072-Do-not-threaten-harass-or-bully

My only comment on the sub:

https://old.reddit.com/r/TheoryOfReddit/comments/14ul7ve/reddit_feels_different_since_the_protests_and/jrd2xwj/?context=3&sort=controversial

!jannies rejoice