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First guy: I want to know take him home :soyjakwow:

Just what Oda Nobunaga told when he saw Yasuke β€œΠ― Ρ…ΠΎΡ‡Ρƒ Π΅Π³ΠΎ дамой”

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This gay in Kiev is one of last pro khohol twitter account left that does daily crying. Like that bakhmut holds guy now barely post and his post are baseless copes now β€œUkraine stopped Russian advance” where when doesn't mention :marseythumbsup:

Now pro khohol game changer is letting western weapons hit Russian soil. Will it change anything ? No. Most western weapons already hit Russian soil. They were bombing Belgorod and it didn't stop them lose tons of settlement. Only long range satellite weapons are forbidden to hit Russia because they can't hit Russia without direct involvement of U.S. and that's not a can of worms U.S. wants to open.

Here he crying about China:

https://twitter.com/jayinkyiv/status/1793278668808061025

Like what do he expected that China won't use Ukraine as testing ground?

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:afc: :afc: we've done it boys :afc: :afc:

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:marseymoonshine: :marseysteer:

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This is Cirno
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daily :marseydose: thinspo
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Fasting Tips

On a day you plan to fast, make a list of things to do to keep yourself :marseykys2: busy and your mind off food.

You're going :marseysalmaid: to want to rest the first :marseywinner: three :marseydilbert: days.

You feel more emotional during a fast.

Prepare for the fast. Eat fruits :marseycornucopia: and vegetables :marseycarrots: beforehand so you don't get as hungry :marseyemptybowl: while fasting, raising the chances of a binge.

Carry around gum, bullion cubes, or zero cal sodas.

When done with a fast, start with low calories (50-100) and slowly bring yourself :marseydespawnurself: back up to regular intake.

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bumo disregard

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Wednesday drunk thread #Frick having my neighbors use my yard

I'm legally a mandated reporter and had to call 911 because neighbor 1's kid decided to hump neighbor #2's kid on the butt. Neighbor #1 got mad at me because I reported it immediately to CPS and the state after separating the kids. How are you unaware that I'm a mandatory reporter and just did what I'm legally required to do when this happens? Just because I've been crashing here more frequently doesn't mean the cameras have ever gone away. Report submitted, parties involved notified, I'm going to finish this delicious bottle of patron. !boozers

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What's up with that?

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Dog ate my purge (storytime?)

Yeah so basically what the title says. Whenever I'm at my moms house (divorced parents) I can't purge in the bathroom because it's too close to the living room, which is where my mom and sister are most of the time. Plus the potty is actually foul like I'm 75% sure there is something growing in there.

Anyways, the walls at my moms are a lot thinner than at my dads so I usually take a few big plastic bags (like for the trash cans) and I purge into those when/if I need to purge. I hate the smell so I usually tie them shut and double bag them immediately after cuz it's really just yuck. I kinda feel bad wasting so much plastic but the need to get everything out always outweighs my worries about the environment.

Anyways so yeah last night I did the thing into one of those trash bags and also threw away some of my own trash because like might as well use the bag for what it's actually meant for!! I left it open because I was like 'okay whatever I'll clean up my room some more and then tie it shut'. But i was like way too tired cuz it was 1 am and so I just went to bed

So I left it open throughout the next day and my dog is a nosy little shit. Like he's soooo much worse than any other dog I've had, he will knock the trash bins over, including the one in the bathroom with my tampons and shit and just eat whatever he deems to be tasty enough. I mean I guess he's just being a dog but he really goes out of his way to be gross!!!!

I always try to keep my door shut because i don't want people seeing the giant trash bags of vom in my room but I was literally just going to the kitchen for TWO SECONDS and the fricker SNEAKS IN and I don't even notice until I head back and HE'S EATING OUT OF THE TRASH BAG. I'm like OH MY GOD MAX??? and my family is like what did he do??? And I'm playing it off as 'he was eating off a plate' HE WAS EATING OUT OF THETRASH WITH MY VOMIT IN IT. WHAT THE FRICK

What do I even do will he be okay??? I'm lowkey concerned for him I don't think it's good for him to be eating vomit . What if he gets sick and vomits up the vomit???? Idk maybe I'm overreacting/overthinking but like GODDARN?? Anyways yeah that's the story lol. #justbulimiathings

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