i need coins, if you could gift me everything you have that would also be appreciated

everybody who doesn't upmarsey this post will be in my suicide note, that means if this post doesn't get 25000 upmarseys my suicide note will be miles long and kill dozens of trees from the paper that needs to be made for it

also ask me anything i guess !cuteandvalid !metashit

i will upmarsey anybody who replies as well thank you thank you

Ideas? I say we doxx him and then show up at his place with cacti to repeatedly shove up his butt

Babysat for my nephew who was in town today waiting to get picked up by his bio mom. Literally just asked him to make his bed, sweep the floor and help out with breakfast. Non-stop screaming of 'frick you butthole BIPOC whore b-word' bruh, I kept him in his room for 4 hours and he broke the door instead of just doing like 10 minutes of chores so I could get some help. What the frick is wrong with him outside of obvious ASD/GAD/ADHD/ODD. I just needed to drink quite a few AMFs and long islands.

It's a good theme! !metashit

deboonking the state of """Israel"""

Babysat my suicidal godchild. Had to chill with him in a CPI restraint for 3 hours until he calmed down. Parents were too busy to pick up their fricking phones and we almost ended up in a TCI restraint when he started head butting me. Thank Christ his parents aren't litigious and will pay for my bottles of wine I needed after switching him off to them.

Apparently I have to write progress notes even though it's just a dumbed down H&P which I give zero fricks about. Just get a scribe to summarize it and the last risk assessment. I'm like 3 4 Locos deep into the night.

this is actually sad pic.twitter.com/4SXTzGDSpz

— Veluta (@VelutaMMA) June 24, 2024

Today Podoljak true khohol leader sarcastically pointed that they killed main satellite glowie in Russia

as I know he had gas problem in his car

At this point they were sure they killed that guy but they blown up his uncle leg and the guy they wanted to kill wasn't there.

So now Burgers and Turk caught the guy that committed this terrorist act and now will send him to Russia

abdl furry conservative artist

see rpc-813 and rpc-429

this BBC interview with a guy outside the security perimeter who claims he saw the shooter before he fired is absolutely wild pic.twitter.com/vJpKZTxSAe

— Warren Sharp (@SharpFootball) July 13, 2024