I know there’s a stereotype that women play games by saying one thing when they mean another. I hate to play into that but darn it! Can men just consider my needs for once?

I just don’t want to deal with the guilt of being the reason his plans are cancelled. Not while I’m already feeling awful

Run. This man has no interest in your wellbeing, but only in his influence and power over you. Hedors not have your back. His behavior is controlling and very not ok. Get out ASAP.

When I think of men limiting the media consumption of their partners I can help but think of that quote from 1984- “The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”

Wrong fantasy, honey

TwoX is the reason I hate men.... And I'm a man.

Smoosh my wife's face with my titties lol

Furiously masturbate, enjoy female orgasm, cry (tears of joy)

I’d be such a slut

I would play with myself to figure out what a vagina is like. Then I would play with my boobs to figure out what boobs are like.

Run to mirror, cry, stop crying and masturbate, realize I could be having s*x instead, get laid

Get pregnant so fast you would be shocked.

after crying my eyes out, look at myself in the mirror for hours, take it all in

What's your favorite form of data visualization, Marsey?

I made 2 variants and idk if I should ask for both variants (bar chart, pie chart) to be made into emojis or only one of them. (Update: Both were added.)

Pie chart version:

Standalone Marsey:

Tbh I have to agree that the journos sounded pretty annoying lol. If you tell her that you're gonna publish a story about it in 2 days why wouldn't she just say it herself?

https://twitter.com/sapphoslibrary/status/1535598181353914369

i am so beyond disgusted at this. turns out rebel wilson only came out to avoid being forcefully outed and now that newspaper is pissed at her for ruining their scoop?? so they wrote this mess?? i am so angry and so sorry for rebel, no one deserves this.

Why do some white chicks on the internet write statements as questions???

https://twitter.com/manwithoutatan/status/1535520460498157570

In case you were wondering how Pride Month is going, the @SMH got in touch with Rebel Wilson to say they’d be outing her in the next few days, so when Rebel came out herself the journ*lists are throwing a tantrum that she robbed them of an exclusive.

https://twitter.com/meghamohan/status/1535608176837525504

Sydney Morning Herald really out there complaining that Rebel Wilson “gazumped” their threat of outing her on their terms by posting about her own life on her own terms! What a mindblowing piece to write!

https://twitter.com/HisLgbt/status/1535737208413384704

Apparently @RebelWilson was forced out of the closet by @AndrewHornery an unprofessional journ*list at the Sydney Morning Herald, and he had the nerve to complain that she “gazump[ed] the story” with her coming out tweet.

https://twitter.com/sallyrugg/status/1535872362226524160

Absolute kicker is @SMH legitimately scolding Rebel Wilson bc when faced with a newspaper saying they are going to out her without her consent & she has two days to supply a quote, she quickly came out first.

As if @SMH owns HER story, is entitled to break it & she scooped THEM!

https://twitter.com/_NatashaDevon/status/1535758431948259328

It’s really quite brazen the way this newspaper seems to think it deserves our sympathy when it a) threatened to out Rebel Wilson b) is angry with her for taking control of the announcement of her new relationship and c) is being subtly but very noticeably biphobic.

A lot of y'all are redditors in denial. You know I'm right. Same applies to the subreddit.

Follow me on TRUTH Social or else.

https://truthsocial.com/@carpathianflorist

e: TRUTH Social is iOS-app only. Browsercels and broke butt Android losers will not be able to view this link. You NEED to open in TRUTH Social!

how could you objectify her ??? All I asked is who you would want to frick !

https://old.reddit.com/r/ParlerWatch/comments/u2r862/nazi_recruitment_in_gab/i4mwds1/?sort=controversial

Also:

the fascists have near-monopolistic control over infrastructural-grade industries

Delusional.

@Aevann...sticky because now Bard has added a comment talking about drama specifically?

Sorry...I didn't count on him getting triggered by us featuring this and then making a spergpost about us on contrapoints.

https://old.reddit.com/r/ContraPoints/comments/u38rr1/natalie_retweeted_katherine_cross_and_what/i4nxg4b/?sort=controversial

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That is all

Somehow pinning his balls didn't work

Look at all of you doing infinitely better work, almost a thousand of them so far, for free. You’re all janitors on the inside. It’s not even very deep down.

Clean it up.