- Aisha : Banned. No it isn’t.
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- AutisticOnTheStreets : cannibismisia
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Internet Historian apparently gave a fake birthday as April 20th 1989, you know 100 years exactly after Hitler's birthday because "memes" pic.twitter.com/UPrOhrDZMW
— SSFF | ➕🔥🔥 (@stopskeletons) December 4, 2023
I would buy a pin award but @Christmace shafted me so I'm janny pinning instead
FRICK @Christmace
Anyway the linked tweet is not /s or a joke, this is an actual person
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Now that La Sombrita, our first prototype for bus stop lighting and shade in tight spaces, has been installed, we wanted to share more context on this device:
— Kounkuey [KDI] (@Kounkuey) May 20, 2023
It may be completely useless but at least it only costs $10,000
https://twitter.com/Kounkuey/status/1659714721044393985?t=hAjhctBN4UZmk7SOsn9ZVw&s=19
Their committee of women and gender minorities let them know it needed lighting to make them feel safe so at least there's that
https://twitter.com/Kounkuey/status/1659714727419973632?t=X7Z_TGJBeKUbPxUNxD6Fzw&s=19
Or maybe not
https://twitter.com/ne0liberal/status/1660283477294567426?t=M3exFoFQYHUDew4H8h8vaw&s=19
https://twitter.com/THEKINGOFBEES2/status/1659742090706710528?t=3vigG8QN0JLanPZfT3uFbQ&s=19
https://twitter.com/aefweafawef/status/1659953241340116993?t=sfrPtUDPdPbO7945Ok9ssg&s=19
https://twitter.com/sloeginpsyop/status/1660007421904031744?t=6tU92ud74CKcQizzhcddyw&s=19
https://twitter.com/aduzik/status/1659777927771222018?t=ffKtS0wQs0Fk1CBCTCn--A&s=19
90% of the problems in the English speaking world would genuinely be solved by planning reform
https://twitter.com/Kounkuey/status/1659714724563648513?t=qtpdSRcC8xsZitfNWU4DyA&s=19
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atleast Null has the iota of shame to atleast admit, unlike other farmers whom he cultivates...
KEEP YOURSELF SAFE TOO JOSHUA
- 1378 : i wake up there is another psyop
- JohnnyBOO : Okay I pull up
- whyareyou : LOL no
- Lv53_Slime : have you had enough of deeze nuts?
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Bad news: I am no longer beautiful. This evening when walking home I passed a young guy arguing w/ (I presume) his girlfriend in Clarendon. He starts getting violent with her - pushing her around and trying to rip off her clothes. I intervened... and got the shit beat out of me. pic.twitter.com/EesYQ1B2z2
— Adam Theo in Arlington 🏘️🚴💛 (@TheoForARL) May 29, 2023
Context
Continuation from the title
I lost count after punch no. 6. His GF pulled him back long enough for me to stumble away, but not far enough as he broke away from her and went for another series of blows. About 15 in total I think?
Well hopefully they caught the guy
Samaritans came to aid and called 911, with the guy dragging the woman away screaming. Last I heard while sitting in Virginia Hospital Center he'd not yet been caught.
The dude is probably going to beat his foid even harder that night
Assuming ArlingtonVaPD catches him, I want to persue #RestorativeJustice. I want programs to deal with such anger & possibly substance abuse. Jail doesn't fix people - it just releases problems back out into society even worse than when they went in.
Surely anger management classes will make him stop beating women
Only real worry r/n is losing out on hourly part-time work I just started & I don't yet have health insurance, so I may be f*cked. Ambulance & CAT scan are not cheap. Plus my career plans of being a male model are now trashed. 🕺🚫
Dream big wagie, you'll need it
Drama
These chuds just don't get it
When real life isn't like my Chinese cartoons
- fine_wesome : I actually did see it on rdrama first
- Freak-Off : Why didn't he do the Pablo Escobar smirk??? He looks angry :(
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Daddy's not very happy, my little patriot. He's gonna have to give you a good spanking.
- usernaw : 215 comments
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Today, a Dutch med school student shot and killed a teacher point-blank in a classroom full of students.
He also killed a random woman and injuring her daughter, in his act of a genius he threw Molotov cocktails (cuz why not, huh).
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/24181647/armed-cops-storm-hospital-gunman-double-shooting
Apparently, this neurodivergent cute twink was convicted of animal cruelty before.
He detailed his miserable life as an r-slur in med school in a thread on /pol/.
https://archived.moe/pol/thread/436995585
EDIT:
Justice department docs released about the ethnically Turkish autist CHUD that murdered three people including the 14yo girl, while wearing a bulletproof vest like true
He tortures rabbits in his backyard. Witnesses captured video of the accident. Grabs rabbits, throws them against a tree. Kicks them and throws bricks.
Also shoots pigeons with crossbow, piercing them. The animals were taken in custody by the police and some had to be put down.
Frick, I regret reading this shit.
The house is in unlivable conditions, there's animal shit everywhere. The perpetrator lies half-naked in the backyard on a bunch of leaves, screams and laughs loudly.
That last part is typical aspie behaviour tbh.
The phone of the perpetrator has been taken in custody, it contains videos of people getting stabbed.
And... wait for it...
The phone contained Nazi and far-right imagery.
Le hecking CHUD confirmed!
- Impassionata : good incel seethe in this topic lmao
- THOMAS : First on execution list
- whyareyou : you people are filthy and need jesus
- TheOverSeether : New account, no evidence.
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Book not needed, here's my thread since I seem to be the only attendee that's outed myself. Some poasting, some posting, all truthful https://t.co/rsoCl4Agqe
— Fast Food Enjoyer (P̶R̶O̶B̶L̶E̶M̶ S̶O̶L̶V̶E̶R̶) (@Glawk_40) March 1, 2024
My highlights if you don't want to read the whole thing
Rightoids sneeding in the replies
https://twitter.com/LoFiRepublican/status/1763707322461724697
https://twitter.com/CRaleigh78/status/1763706705957835019
https://twitter.com/pxelteek/status/1763716471417413806
https://twitter.com/inteldotwav/status/1763715514835017910
https://twitter.com/FrantizekPaul/status/1763719453533962724
https://twitter.com/lastmountains/status/1763705730161586410
- Proctologist : targeted harassment, stochastic terrorism, literal genocide
- SayNoToWomensRights : BARDFINN NEVER LOSES AN ARGUMENT
- Thirtythirst4sissies : Bardfinn
- melgibsonsDUI : bardmisia
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New Bardfinn lore:
When I retired, I inquired about what it would take to buy up the station, including the towers and the land they are on (which is the peak of a gentle hill, and an entire neighbourhood’s worth of prime real estate).
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This is the story of u/throwaygyptian
He (married btw) works in an office at a university. Some (also married) coworker he had a 30 second conversation with has been his limerent object for the past two years or so. (Limerence is like a crush on steroids)
He goes weeks not talking to her, ignoring her hoping she’ll get jealous but you can tell he’s some dude at her office whose last name she doesn’t know.
He starts projecting on her, deciding she’s emotionally manipulative and rude.
He posts about their ridiculously mundane office conversations as if they’re dripping with meaning and frequently mentions her seductive eyes.
You can tell she barely know anything about him because he’s just some guy she passes in the hallway but can’t understand how she “doesn’t know such a well known detail about me but I know a lot about her?” Because you’ve been stalking her, bro.
Oh btw this winner seems to want to cheat on his wife with any woman who is polite and makes eye contact.
She tells him she is trying for a baby which he takes as a sign she trusts him and is confiding in him. She eventually gets pregnant.
Where does that leave us? As I’ve been following his posts for a couple months, it appears he has gone into Despair Mode right around the time she was due to give birth. He hasn’t posted much in the last month & wont elaborate on his feelings.
Imagine. Just imagine you’re this woman and you stumble upon this guy’s post history and you recognize yourself and realize some guy you barely chit chat with in the office has been stalking you and having a fantasy relationship with you this entire.
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There is perhaps no show more infamous on the Internet than To Catch a Predator. As a lot of you know, I'm writing a book related to To Catch a Predator and my research has led me to a lot of weird and fascinating places. One of these weird places is in the case of one of the most well known predators caught on the show, Lorne Armstrong.
A Brief Background on Lorne Armstrong
There is enough knowledge and documentation out there of his early life before getting caught on the show that it could be its' own separate post, but to give a bit of background on who this guy is before he got caught on the show here are a few things:
Lorne was a former member of the Air Force but the actual details behind his service are murky. He served for only a year before being discharged and he claims he was discharged because he failed a test and was told he would either be discharged or have to change his career in the Air Force. The actual truth is unknown.
Lorne has the nickname of "87" because he graduated 87 out of 87 in his high school class.
He was born and raised in Maine but at the time of the sting was living in Nashville because he has dreams of becoming a country music star, Whenever he had money he would go to karaoke bars and sing song after song thinking he had a wonderful voice. The real reason he fled Maine was because he scammed an elderly couple out of tens of thousands of dollars claiming he would renovate their home on the cheap. In reality he had none of the tools and his alcoholic brother stole a lot of the money so Lorne just left the state to avoid getting sued.
Before the sting, Lorne had been catfished by a woman pretending to be both a woman named Amanda James and her niece. Amanda James convinced Lorne to send her memorabilia of the NASCAR driver Dale Earnhardt Jr. among other gifts. Lorne apparently spent two years believing he was in a relationship with her before learning she was a catfish when his sister talked to Amanda James on the phone for a few seconds and figured it out immediately. No that's not an exaggeration. That's how dumb he is.
Falling In Love With a 13 Year Old Girl
As a newcomer to the city of Nashville with a completely empty apartment with no furniture:
Lorne didn't have a lot of activities to take up his free time as he was an unemployed bum living off the money remaining out of what he had stolen. So of course he spent a lot of time in Internet chatrooms talking up underaged girls. Lorne had actually talked up two other decoys from Perverted Justice ready to ensnare guys for the new episode of To Catch a Predator, but he wound up singling out a specific decoy who went by the name Kayla. Kayla is...weird. She's supposedly 13 but has the tone and vocabulary of a six year old. Maybe Lorne found that attractive as it would mean she would be easier to manipulate. Who's to say for sure.
This is how the conversation between the two starts:
It's important here to notice that the chatlog between the two is around 400 PAGES long. It would take far too long to break down every single day or moment of the chatlog, so I will just stick to a faint outline and the most memorable moments.
While Lorne is an absolute dumbass, he has enough braincells to formulate the beginning stages of grooming as evident here:
He tries to lure the decoy into a false sense of security by letting her know he is one of the "non-weirdos" and that she can trust him.
Here is where Lorne initially turns the conversation sexual. If you notice it takes less than two hours into talking before he feels comfortable enough to do it. The decoy playing as Kayle plays along and acts like she has no idea about s*x or masturbation beyond it hurting yet Lorne still pushes her towards it.
I'm going to fast-forward here because as I said this chatlog is ridiculously long and I'll hit the main points here.
Lorne tells Kayla to ask her dad to go shopping and buy a thong because when Lorne bought his underaged nieces a pair of tight shorts it made him feel good:
One reoccurring element in their chatlog is that Lorne is paranoid about the "Yahoo police" finding out what he is doing so he tells Kayla every night to delete her archives:
One of the more infamous moments in the entire chatlog is when Lorne gets jealous of Kayla's 13 year old ex, Derek:
To emphasize how stupid and pathetic Lorne is, here is a snippet where he opens his cam and shows off both sides of his brand new credit card to Kayla, bragging about the $300 limit:
Here Lorne professes his love for Kayla for the first time...after six days of chatting:
Lorne proposes that when they meet up Lorne could give Kayla a Walmart bracelet in exchange for a used pair of her panties:
Lorne explains to Kayla that if she were to swallow his semen she wouldn't be hungry anymore:
It's also important to notice that Lorne would have his cam on constantly and he would always be naked and have it pointed at his peepee. If Kayla clicked away from his cam he would get angry and tell her to click back. He referred to it as "Mr. Peepee":
Two days before their planned meeting Kayla tells Lorne her parents are both doctors. Lorne tells her that her mom could deliver their future children but not the dad because...well, you just have to read it:
Finally, on the day they're supposed to meet:
Oh, yeah, it's Lorne's birthday. The plan is to drive her from her mansion in Kentucky to his desolate, empty apartment in Nashville, where he'll spend the weekend having s*x with her on his mattress on the floor. Embarrassingly, he doesn't have enough money for gas to drive back and has to ask Kayla for some money that her parents have supposedly left her for the weekend alone. He makes the long drive to Kentucky ecstatic at the idea of being with his 13 year old girlfriend, completely unaware his real date is with Chris Hansen and law enforcement.
Part 2
In my next part I'll cover the actual sting and what happened there, what charges he was hit with, and some of what he went through in prison.
If you can't wait to see this guy's whole world crumble down here is the full, uncut sting segment with him.
If you're wondering how we have the full segment when we don't for so many others, Lorne sent it to a catfish since he had access to it as part of his defense. Not just any catfish, though. The second catfish pretending to be the decoy actress who greeted him at the sting. The second out of three different catfishes all pretending to be the same actress that interacted with him in the sting. And yes, he learned they were all catfishes and still fell for it two more times afterwards.
Trust me, this story gets insane.
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slept through my Michelin res last night and have no regrets bc I avoided a man who behaves like this pic.twitter.com/o8a7coEdYF
— cc (@bossbratbimbo) June 3, 2023
Context
A girlboss begrudgingly accepts a date from a Scrote and ends up sleeping through the date because she was tired. The scrote then complains to the girlboss that she cost him $70 due to cancelation fee. Girlboss then says it's his fault for poor planning and he should have taken into accoint her needs
More from our girlboss:
Scrotes should understand a Queen needs her sleep
Drama
Lmaoooo he doesn’t feel like a loser for even brining that up?
B-word is ugly asf talking like she’s a catch. Twitter is wild man
Is that really all you bring to the table?
Disgusting talk. What a nasty woman.
Desperate white tech nerds have gassed these Asian 5.5/10s up way way way too much
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The Supreme Court on Thursday ruled that the race-conscious admissions programs at Harvard and the University of North Carolina were unlawful, curtailing affirmative action at colleges and universities around the nation, a policy that has long been a pillar of higher education.
The vote was 6 to 3, with the court’s liberal members in dissent.
The decision was expected to set off a scramble as schools revisit their admissions practices, and it could complicate diversity efforts elsewhere, narrowing the pipeline of highly credentialed minority candidates and making it harder for employers to consider race in hiring.
More broadly, the decision was the latest illustration that the court’s conservative majority continues to move at a brisk pace to upend decades of jurisprudence and redefine aspects of American life on contentious issues like abortion, guns and now race — all in the space of a year.
The court had repeatedly upheld similar admissions programs, most recently in 2016, saying that race could be used as one factor among many in evaluating applicants.
The two cases were not identical. As a public university, U.N.C. is bound by both the Constitution’s equal protection clause and Title VI of the Civil Rights Act of 1964, which bars race discrimination by institutions that receive federal money. Harvard, a private institution, is subject only to the statute.
In the North Carolina case, the plaintiffs said that the university discriminated against white and Asian applicants by giving preference to Black, Latinx and Native American ones. The university responded that its admissions policies fostered educational diversity and were lawful under longstanding Supreme Court precedents.
The case against Harvard has an additional element, accusing the university of discriminating against Asian American students by using a subjective standard to gauge traits like likability, courage and kindness, and by effectively creating a ceiling for them in admissions.
Lawyers for Harvard said the challengers had relied on a flawed statistical analysis and denied that the university discriminated against Asian American applicants. More generally, they said race-conscious admissions policies are lawful.
Both cases — Students for Fair Admissions v. Harvard, No. 20-1199, and Students for Fair Admissions v. University of North Carolina, No. 21-707 — were brought by Students for Fair Admissions, a group founded by Edward Blum, a legal activist who has organized many lawsuits challenging race-conscious admissions policies and voting rights laws, several of which have reached the Supreme Court.
The universities both won in federal trial courts, and the decision in Harvard’s favor was affirmed by a federal appeals court.
In 2016, the Supreme Court upheld an admissions program at the University of Texas at Austin, holding that officials there could continue to consider race as a factor in ensuring a diverse student body. The vote was 4 to 3. (Justice Antonin Scalia had died a few months before, and Justice Elena Kagan was recused.)
Writing for the majority, Justice Anthony M. Kennedy said that courts must give universities substantial but not total leeway in devising their admissions programs. He was joined by Justices Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Stephen G. Breyer and Sonia Sotomayor.
Seven years later, only one member of the majority in the Texas case, Justice Sotomayor, remains on the court. Justice Kennedy retired in 2018 and was replaced by Justice Brett M. Kavanaugh; Justice Ginsburg died in 2020 and was replaced by Justice Amy Coney Barrett; and Justice Breyer retired last year and was replaced by Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson.
Justice Jackson recused herself from the Harvard case, having served on one of its governing boards.
The Texas decision essentially reaffirmed Grutter v. Bollinger, a 2003 decision in which the Supreme Court endorsed holistic admissions programs, saying it was permissible to consider race to achieve educational diversity. Writing for the majority in that case, Justice Sandra Day O’Connor said she expected that “25 years from now,” or in 2028, the “use of racial preferences will no longer be necessary.”
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RIF IS DEAD TOO LOL
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Disney's new cartoon has gotten into hot water with Mexicans on social media.
The rundown of the show:
She lives with 1000 cousins in a house on "Earthquake Heights" which is apparently offensive since latin america has had lots of fatal earthquakes. One of her baby cousins is named "Cuquita" WHICH IS SLANG FOR VAGINA. The whole show is also yellow tinted which is apparently racist and trying to show where they live as dirty? Idk but I think it's funny people are getting mad about this. Also the title is apparently grammatically incorrect and should be named Oigan Primos
Latin Americans people start making fun of the show in every post about it. Disney takes the theme song down because of it.
Funny stuff but the real drama is how angry the creators and voice actress have gotten over the whole situation.
Here’s a Mexican bullying her and calling her a gringo:
HILARIOUS SEETHE VIDEO
Her totally not mad at the haters
ESL Mexicans also got mad at her for this ham fisted post playing on Trump’s shithole comment. It just makes it look like she agrees with Trump and that her parents leaving their shitty country allowed her to be succesful.
Comments from lolcow:
Finally, Reddit comment I lol-ed at while trying to figure out more about the situation:
@carpathianflorist please pin
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Reddit has initiated the final solution in jannycide.
https://old.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/
https://old.reddit.com/r/interestingasfrick/
https://old.reddit.com/r/TIHI/
https://old.reddit.com/r/self/
https://old.reddit.com/r/IllegalLifeProTips/
Requests are flooding into redditrequest for the subs.
https://old.reddit.com/r/redditrequest/new/
SRDines discuss
It's fricking over for jannies.
Edit: MildlyInteresting jannies Caught a 7 Day Ban
Jannies might not have just caught a 7 day ban, they might have been locked out of their accounts entirely
Edit: ModSupport thread
Edit: Admins responded
IOS jannies bend the knee
Edit: There's nothing people who quit reddit like talking about more than reddit
Edit: AwkwardTheTurtle has been suspended on both his main and his alt