bonus: corporate cucks give 1.4 percent of their bitcoin each year to middlemen for no reason.

https://old.reddit.com/r/fidelityinvestments/comments/1bewdro/31m_employer_401k_with_fidelity_and_opened_a/kuxgmz7/?context=8

Nathan Wade has resigned from #FaniWillis team

So Fani stays on pic.twitter.com/rDnYCoy46e

— Phil Holloway ✈️ (@PhilHollowayEsq) March 15, 2024

It's still a good show

And why aren't I invited into your holes!!! :#soycry

I swear by the Nine Divines this Saxhleel literature is getting more and more degenerate by the day.

Basically 12.5% chance to get foil, 8.75% chance to get holo 3.75% chance to get poly

Does seeing this every time you browse rDrama make you giggle your butt off?

Does watching him get passive-aggressively mad while it's happening also brighten up your day a little?

Well I regret to inform you that our campaign to make his name continuously longer into perpetuity has hit a recent snag in the last week.

Through shit awards, he has been able to significantly hamper a couple members' abilities to keep piling parenthesis onto his name.

I have nothing against CDO. This isn't personal. But we've put so much in to making his name obnoxiously long, that I'll be darned if I let him try to derail us now. I don't know whether he finally cracked and started paying real money to alleviate this, or whether he has the financial backing of some major rDrama users. It matters not to me. The fact of the matter is, an ELA costs only 76 DC for me. It costs even less for others. And only one falls off per day. He can't win. Literally. Only one ELA per day maintains the status quo. Two per day makes it bigger.

I want to thank @seal_ion and @ULTRA-NIGMATIC-MEGA-HOMO for keeping the pressure on him, but we can do even better. Join House Racist. It only costs 2000 DC to switch houses and you can partake in the fun youselves. Think of the cute puppies.

I'm gonna just spam random links and images now because aevann is r-slurred and thinks that stuffing more bullshit into your post makes it "better", so he set up the algorithm to keep dumb shit like this on the front page longer.

https://old.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1bfo2rs/aita_for_telling_a_customer_at_work_my_pronouns/

https://old.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/1bfncfh/former_vice_president_mike_pence_will_not_endorse/

Yeah, if you maybe took a quick look at the thumbnail, you'd notice he's crossed his arms and is holding his chinbeard between fingers.

Not sure what more evidence you need that he's right, but I guess some people aren't chinbeard holding thumbnail clickbait material, per se.

Starts off pretty and desired , and as the picture degrades he doesn't realize he's ageing into an AGP hon

Logan's Run is also about femboys.

I wanted to post this on /h/femboy but I'm not a member.

Even with doing some magic to make khohol look better they couldn't hide that khohol lost more jets

@Szia_uram I can't believe you would believe any khohol bs

It's so hard to accept that you ain't smart, it legit hurt me bro

This is a TEAM KATE safe space.

For those out of the loop, our dear Princess has been missing from the public eye since Christmas.

What is important to remember is there are super injunctions in Britain which is basically a gag order on press of certain topics. They don't have freedom of speech over there.

Here is a little timeline:

Dec 25 2023: last confirmed sighting (church on Christmas. Did you know she's a devout Christian? )

Dec 28: ambulance called to Sandringham (big castle in Scotland where the royals spend Christmas). Spanish media reported she was in a coma.

Jan 17 2024: Kensington Palace (aka the office for Prince William and Kate) announces she's having “planned abdominal surgery”. This is weird because she also canceled a bunch of engagements so it couldn't have been that planned. They said she'd be in the hospital for 10-14 days and not return to royal duties until after Easter. They confirmed it wasn't cancer. PS that's a long butt hospital stay for surgery but in line with psych ward stays

Feb 27: William last minute backs out of a memorial service due to a “personal matter”

March 4: TMZ published a pic of her in a car with her mom. This is notable bc that means the British press specifically chose not to print the picture.

March 10: With growing public concern for her, this photo was posted on their family instagram. Please see my post about how it was probably taken in November. It was quickly revealed to be heavily photoshopped and pulled from major picture agencies. Apparently this is actually a really big deal.

March 11: It gets even weirder when the next day Princess Kate takes the blame and says SHE photoshopped it. Why she is taking the heat is unknown.

Also that day, amidst people being like “what the frick is going on”, the daily mail published this proof of life photo:

This is super weird and must have been approved by Kensington Palace since no British outlet published the other one. You'll note they look pretty frosty. But what's even weirder is KP said she was on her way to an appointment and he was on his way to a public event. Just seems odd. Like he dropped her off? Why are they trying to show them together and not just her alone. She drives her kids to school, it's not like she has to carpool.

Anyone with a working bullshit detector can tell something is up

FROCHO'S THEORY

I think William beat the shit out of her on Dec 28th. I think she was hospitalized then. In January I think she went into the psych ward. My sister thinks maybe she was getting reconstructive surgery. They are possibly going to divorce.

Evidence for my theory:

1. she stopped wearing her wedding ring a little bit ago

2. William has a known history of having a temper and being violent (he attacked Harry). The major press outlets passively mention his temper sometimes which means it is def real

3. they've looked frosty together for the past year or so

4. there have been leaks/rumors suggesting she is “mentally unstable” and taking it out on William. Obviously trying to paint her in a bad light.

5. It's dramatic af

No clue what's really going on but that's my theory. Even if it's something else definitely something weird is going on.

Also: my sister is back! She's @NotFrozenYetStillChosen. Apparently she has been lurking on an alt while pretending not to visit the site. I love her sm.

As a silent crowd watches a man seemingly commit suicide by setting himself on fire, a brave Orthodox #Jewish man risks his own life to save the stranger.

This viral video by French performance artist @BENCO_94 was a test of humanity.

So many in the silent crowd failed, but… pic.twitter.com/zlPArUMWMa

— The Persian Jewess (@persianjewess) March 15, 2024

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The dust will be deadly for hundreds of years though. (185)

just the heat generated from an event like this would undo all the hard work that has gone in to understanding climate change. (90)

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Saw that movie again last week - still a masterpiece to this day. (2004)

Which movie are we talking about (28)

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The missile graphic is ripped straight from Defcon (3501)

So is there truth to this? Or is this just a simulation from a video game. (8)

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Bullshit, look at this neocon warpig propaganda shit. A, there are worst weapons than nuclear weapons folks and B, no Putin will not mindlessly nuke over a million civilians. This bullshit is only to scare mindless NPCs. There are more accurate targeted weaponry all developed nations have. It's just not disclosed. People should be more concerned about attacks from a foreign satellite or hacks to our infrastructure than a nuclear attack. This shit is dumb and straight scare tactics to manufacture consent for WW3 (2)

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The "Perimeter" or "Dead Hand" system is a Russian nuclear complex, also known as Dead Hand in the West. This complex automatically transmits combat orders to the surviving command posts and launchers in the event of a nuclear attack. The Perimeter system was designed to guarantee a retaliatory strike in the event of a nuclear threat, even if all team members capable of giving the order died. The algorithm of operation of this system is designed in such a way as to ensure the formation of an order in critical situations and prevent erroneous decision-making on the use of nuclear weapons. What happens if the entire government is killed in the first hours of the war? Who will take revenge then? To take revenge on the enemy, the Perimeter system, nicknamed the "Dead Hand", comes into play.This system will launch a special missile with a radio transmitter instead of a warhead, and the missile will fly over Russia and command the mines and submarines to launch all remaining weapons. This... (5)

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These simulations are always garbage. No one is launching 100 nukes at anyone, even if it is retaliatory. They're going to launch maybe two or three to show they'll do it, and then obliterate every Russian launch site they're aware of with non-nuclear missiles.Then they're going to get on "the red phone" and threaten to launch everything. (931)

.... I don't think you understand how this works at all. They absolutely are, and not just 100, because... Of this same exact scenario. While your first assumption may be accurate, even that is dependant on a very specific scenario; a scenario in which this first salvo is specifically launched from silos located in select locations, targeting specific targets, so at to ensure there is no doubt the missiles could impact any critical targets or high-population centers. Missiles aren't magic, especially ICMBs. If America launched even a single missile that is capable of hitting Moscow, and is on a trajectory which would allow it to hit Moscow, you would see a retaliatory strike as soon as Russian leadership believes there's no time left for diplomacy. You can't accurately tell where a long range missile will land until it's far too late, and the window to make a call on whether to retaliate can be measured in minutes depending on the launch site/missile type. Even if your enemy tells y... (23)

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autodrama: automating away the jobs of dramneurodivergents. Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion

The neuroscience of why people with NO voice in their heads are smarter than you:

- Look at the graphs below

- Note you ONLY have a speech centre on one side of your brain (the Brocas area) - when people get this damaged they lose the ability to speak or write

- Note the… pic.twitter.com/jOeBX5NG5E

— Uberboyo (@uberboyo) March 15, 2024

!chuds !nonchuds discuss

Truth covered insecurity

I can't let you smother me

I'd like to but it couldn't work

Trading off and taking turns

I don't regret a thing

And I've got this friend you see

Who makes me feel

And I wanted more than I could steal

I'll arrest myself, I'll wear a shield

I'll go out of my way to prove I still

Smell her on you

Don't tell me what I wanna hear

Afraid of never knowing fear

Experience anything you need

I'll keep fighting jealousy

Until it's fricking gone

I've got this friend you see

Who makes me feel

And I wanted more than I could steal

I'll arrest myself, I'll wear a shield

I'll go out of my way to prove I still

Smell her on you

Truth covered insecurity

I can't let you smother me

I'd like to but it couldn't work

Trading off and taking turns

Don't regret a thing

And I've got this friend you see

Who makes me feel

And I wanted more than I could steal

I'll arrest myself, I'll wear a shield

I'll go out of my way to make you a deal

We'll make a pact to learn from who

Ever we want without new rules

And we'll share what's lost and what we grew

They'll go out of their way to prove they still

Smell her on you

They still smell her on you

Smell her on you

______

Dedicated to by bi ex boyfriend

Earlier this year Israel got a spell of protection for free! Very thrifty

I'm pretty sure if I keep improving at making beats like the one above that I'll be producing for successful rappers in no time, and maybe even be working with like metro boomin in 5-10 years ideally. I'm white btw