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Followed this guy's recipe, he has a chink wife and they know what they're doing:

No pics but it basically looked like the recipe

I've never really done legit Chinese cooking before so I had to get a ton of the ingredients like the bean paste, Shaoxing wine, and Szechuan peppercorns.

It was really good and pretty easy, I'll definitely be making it again. I've never had Szechuan peppercorn before, they have a very distinctive and unique flavor and heat. They're not even so much hot in the traditional sense but they turn your entire mouth numb. Very unusual feeling.

I'm not going to bother pasting the article here because it's short and easy to read and has lots of pictures. Just click the darn link.

My favourite is the Cap'n Crunch Chicken Sandwich:

Does a toffee apple really cost $6.45 these days? How long until the "It's one banana, Michael, how much could it cost? 10 dollars?" line from Arrested Development becomes real?

!goyslopenjoyers !burgers

I saw Lions Mane mushroom at the hippie grocery store and remembered this thread

There's something very clear you need to understand: Even a tiny amount of this mushroom has the potential to cause long-term damage that will make you regret trying it every single day for the rest of your life. The suffering from it is simply unbearable; for most people it is the most horrible experience they ever had in their lives. Some of them even commited [sic] suicide due to the extreme suffering caused by this substance.

Don't take the risk of experimenting with this atomic bomb for your body; your life is much more valuable, in exchange of what? the internet claims to become smarter? to have better memory? unfortunately you may not realize how valuable your peaceful health is until it is too late. But at least you have found this community and you are fortunate to have been warned about it, because many others did not have this chance.

We don't know yet exactly what is happening or how it acts, and we are not doctors, but it seems to be a neurotoxin that causes brain damage.

@poopdick said it was really good tho

Thinking I'll just pan fry and mix it in some rice

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https://rdrama.net/h/braincels/post/302845/marseymespecial/7066772#context

80 nuggies

YOU drive up AND ORDER ONE (1) SPICY chicken. YOU can not hear them intelligently.

THEY say it is 6???

YOU SAY: I have 3 dollars

THEY SAY: Okay that is fine would your dog like a chicken strip??

ME say: YES

MY DOG LATER:

ME RIGHT NOW :

Yes this is a real product and that is the real name. I normally don't drink hard teas but I saw the box and it was only like $12 so I had to try it.

It tastes like every other hard tea I've had tbh. Though it's artificially sweetened so maybe it's lower calorie idk. I can't tell the three different flavors apart, they all taste the same to me.

Verdict: It will get you drunk

Monster also makes an alcoholic version of flavors more Monster-esque (like Mean Green and White Maze ). I'm gonna try those next.

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• Jalapeno poppers

• Hotshot pizza (pepperoni, salami, onions, chili peppers)

• Donner meat and chips with garlic and chili sauces

• A can of diet Irn Bru

The pizza was pretty good, it had a high grease content. The donner meat was cold so I'll probably be pooping blood this evening. We ordered pretty early so I'm worried it's the previous night's leftover shaved meat that's been sitting in a drawer.

I feel like shit this morning. I've never been so dry in my life, I must have been snoring like a lawnmower.

Breakfast:

!goyslopenjoyers Favourite way to eat Kebab? This Burger has pickled chili's on it with coleslaw and sweet chilli sauce.

I decided to buy all this indulging stuff last time I was at the supermarket 🛒 (🌸^▽^)✨

This is the result (🌸^‿^)🧡: Runny eggs, beans with tomato and cheese, bacon and some fluffy pancakes 🥞 with maple syrup (🌸◡‿◡)🌟

The coffee ☕ was pretty good, but you can barely taste any chocolate (🌸T_T)🍫

The pancakes taste like normal pancakes but a little better (?) (🌸⊙‿⊙)🥞

The syrup is extra good. (🌸^ω^)🍯

Overall I r8 8/8 m8 (🌸◉‿◉)✨

I loves tacos y burritos but mostlys tacos.

I was excited to try this especially since it even got the @pizzashill seal of approval. Unfortunately they only make it as a variant of Coke Zero. I can't stand aspartame

!sodadrinkers !goyslopenjoyers Why did they do this to us?

Also has anyone tried the cookies?

Soooo what's your favorite goyslop out of these various categories:

• Fast food

• Junk food

• Chain restaurant

• Poor people slop

• Idk, anything else globohomo wants you to eat

Answer one or all or whatever or call me a cute twink

kk thx bye xoxo luv u