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God I fricking hate my PI who is a massive b-word.

I went to the lab because there were some lab animals that needed to be killed due to aggression. PI asked that I just transfer them because they didn't deserve to die. I hope he heard me snapping necks and grows a pair because being a whiny b-word is annoying.

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I've been watching my parents' dogs for two weeks and they now get very excited when they hear HECKO

In completely unrelated news can one of you artcels make a carpsey variant of this with an rdrama screen on the phone

Thanks!

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Y'all-Seeing Eye-havers will have seen that I just triggered a ping. I haven't used Reddit in ages but wanted some help with something and decided to dust off my account.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16972014807975385.webp

Basically the video game Rainbow Six Siege has a new reputation system that gives you a grade based on how non-toxic you are. The system is incredibly flawed as it's based on reports from other players, so I could report you for text abuse and it would be counted against you, even if all you've written is "gg".

The biggest flaw in the system is that I've accumulated several warnings for voice abuse even though my mic is disabled in settings; I use groomercord to talk to the one friend who I game with.

I raised an Ubisoft Support ticket and got a copied+pasted irrelevant reply about debugging microphones, so I decided I'd ask the subreddit instead because I know it has Ubi employees lurking. https://old.reddit.com/r/Rainbow6/comments/176v2lr/ive_got_a_moderate_voice_warning_in_the

In typical Reddit fashion then the replies don't actually address my issue or say "yeh that's bad it should be looked into", they instead decide to argue with me on the definition of a bug.

Not quite a bug but more so the system doesn't take into account if a mic is connected or not to allow a person to report you.

It's a bug.

Having the report system remove an option based on individual players and their peripherals is probably way too intricate of a system to be worth the effort.

:#marseyretard2:

Not a bug per se, but rather Ubi doesn't care to add functionality that would prevent reporting a person under such circumstances

:#marseypaintretard:

I HATE REDDIT

:#marseyhammersnoo:

It's reminded me why I like rdrama so much - everyone's generally here to have a laugh and a decent conversation, rather than treating everyone else as a potential enemy and idiot who needs correcting (not you, @Transgender_spez).

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So like, my uncle heard about my Porsche engine troubles and offered me a 2000 Volvo V70 XC with 178k miles.

Do I need it? No! I already have three cars (one functioning). Will this be another distraction and moneypit? Yes! Do I want it anyways? OMG YES.

Other than my first car, a minivan, I've never had something I could just not worry about using for trips to the hardware store, hauling large shit, or using as a weapon during road rage flare-ups. This has given me a new lease on life!

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How to use Israel-Palestine to get girls

So I recently posted some generic anti-violence and pro-israel posts on my social media story. Things were quiet with a few people liking the story but nothing much.

Then, a few hours ago, a HOT (I'm talking 10/10) Muslim babe sent me a request to DM saying:

"This lacks so much context" :soycry:

"And is blatantly wrong"

(The story in question was a screenshot of an AP article, but okay)

Anyways, I said "I'm open to hearing your view" and then I said "I'm with family so gonna check this later, but I will definitely read what you send because I genuinely want to understand your view" :marseywink:

Since then, for the past hour she has been sending me message after message, video after video, and continued screed. Obviously she must be crazy. She's in my associated friend circles but for some reason I have never met her and have no clue who she is.

Anyways, I will now follow this up with something along the lines of "those are some really valid points. Maybe we could meet and discuss more" :marseywink: and then she'll "convince me" with her amazing persuasive arguments from Vox.

In conclusion, use this global suffering and crisis to slay some puss. Inshallah from sea to shining sea or whatever, 🇵🇸

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Where :marseydrama: can I get a dead baby halloween :marseysatangoat: decoration?

Looking :marseyflirt: to put together :marseyropewithchingchong: a nice display :marseytransplushie3: this year but I'm not artistic

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Somebody in HR is mad that we experiment on apes

Had a discussion about hiring practices because not enough people were getting through to the second interview. I'm not even supposed to be working but I found out HR screening personnel doesn't like that out applicants are completely fine with throwing lab animals in the biohazard bin. That's what I expect them to do and my useless PI would probably agree. They're animals, I would personally shoot them the second they are no longer useful.

Their job is to screen shit applicants, mine is to move it forward, not make personal decisions about worthless animals that are discarded quicker than a pencil.

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[Born Free] A lion has escaped the zoo in Gaza

I hope she is having fun and enjoying her freedom but I'm sad bc she will probably be shot :(

Edit: upon second thought, a few moments of freedom and a quick death may be merciful vs captivity and dying of hunger/thirst.

Edit: fixed pronouns as it is a girl lion

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I followed one account titled Puppies because they posted lots of pics of puppies. Since then over a dozen other accounts titled Puppies have followed me and I've followed each of them back. All they do is post puppies, never any text, never anything else. I won't unfollow.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16971375718261971.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1697137571908982.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16971375722678206.webp

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Shit must be legit in EU

I got letter that this year I have to pay 5000 euro in tax :marseypikachu2:

I don't even work I am just a student :marseypoor:

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My earbuds are broken

Now I have to brave the audiophile forums and talk to people who insist that spending any less than $500 on some placebo shit with a fancy case is unthinkable.

Audiophiles are funny to observe but annoying to interact with when you actually need to get useful information out of them.

I wonder what the psychology is behind that tendency to suggest the most pointless overpriced stuff. Do they all get duped into overspending and recommending otherwise requires them to admit their mistake?

The ones I'm using at the moment cost about $20 and lasted about 4 years. They were fine but now the right ear is buzzing.

Are there any other earbud users on rdrama? What sort do you have?

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Hi rDrama! Will you sign my petition?

Hi rDrama! Will you sign my petition?

I've been given a task by my foster family to complete and they've provided me with the following 'Reasons and Rules' which they have assured me 'Could be understood by a person with a learning and developmental difficulty', I hope you can help me understand it...

"This is a task to prompt rehabilitation and development of some of your necessary soft skills. We will trust, but not verify, neither completion of this task nor adherence to the rules. Regardless, in return you will receive the same reward in for the progress you have made this year towards your ambitions, which you will have the opportunity to share with those you care about most. Your ability to engage with this reward however, will depend on your ability to adhere to the intended outcome for the task, and the rules you will have to self-enforce for yourself and strictly adhere to".

I'll be honest with you, I failed English Literature despite that being the language I have the most experience communicating in. From what was provided to me in writing and after taking the time over the last three months to think about it intently, I have concluded those more lettered than myself will agree that just isn't fricking English let alone understandable to someone in my specific if circumstances. It's a clear consequence of hiring them for their Welsh Language Skills and their Northern Wales location but we can talk more about that when I come back from Swimming.

Returning to the petition...

The details I need to collect for my petition are, and please send them via DM not as a comment in this thread, are:

Your Full Name

Your Email Address

Are you a Welsh Resident?: Y/N

With regards to the risks and associated hazards of posting personally identifiable information on a public forum: If you would like to leave a comment in this thread rather than DM me, you are encouraged but not required, to use this opportunity to provide me with an insight into your life which you haven't previously been provided with the opportunity to talk about. Or, if you don't want to share something about yourself but instead would like to ask me something similar, feel free to post your question below. If I can't answer your question now I hope I can at least provide you with an estimated time when I can answer your question and in the mean time, provide an explanation as to why the response needs to be deferred for now. I really hope I can answer your questions.

When I asked why I needed to know if they were Welsh residents they responded, 'A 51 Majority is required for the Senedd, but in truth, you're putting a crew together. Any shortfall in Welsh residents that are readily accessible to you will need to be collected, in person'...

Look you'll just have to trust me. They may sound crazy but they're wicked smart and I trust wholeheartedly they have my best interests in mind when they give me these strange and unusual opportunities. I'm really lucky to have them in my life at the present time. If they'll let me share it, I might eventually tell you how they came into my life while also providing a terrified 14 year old with the reassurance they didn't have rabies despite multiple phDuhs insisting otherwise.

I'm a really poor planner and not only was I supposed to have completed this task by tomorrow but I was supposed to completed a Health and Safety Risk Assessment before submitting this post too. It's currently gone 3am at this point of writing and we're supposed to be going swimming at 6am. If I slept on the floor I could get to sleep in less than 2 minutes. One of the soft skills I promised someone in my foster family I really care about, and who is helping me with this, is working on sleeping in a bed. Regardless of the detriment to my health I perceive sleeping in a bed will provide, or the perceived health benefit I perceive sleeping on the floor will provide.

I also don't have the paypig award yet, or honestly the presence of mind to format or Marsefy this post. If someone is willing to help me out in this way, or teach me how to use Midjourney on a gaming laptop I just bought please leave a comment I'll extend my gratitude in the capacity currently available to me with now and later with the intention of returning to this again later when I get back.

I have to try getting some rest before swimming in two hours. I spent over an hour and 50cents to achieve this. I honestly thought I lost it a when my phone suddenly shutdown but it was actually an opportunity for a partial phone break/recharge from writing this thread. Trust me, it was worth it.

I have the level of self awareness to know my character can sometimes be a bit encroaching so thank you for your time and your patience. Hywl Fawr, rDrama! Talk to you when I get back from Swimming and thank you for the Kitty!

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#blessed

Thanks @getogeto

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Intern is massive b-word

One of our samples is from a living person. The intern is uncomfortable with the fact that the sample is from a living person. Get the frick over it, we aren't working with patients so it doesn't matter. Prep the karyotype and FISH slides and send the remaining marrow down to TriCore or LabCorp. I don't give a frick that the patient is alive, this is a job and they need to do their job. They are in the wrong field if they think samples given is an issue. If I was the person doing the tap I would make that hip dry just to prove a point that we don't give a shit.

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:#space: :space: :space: Frick

:#marseysoyswitch::#space: :space: :#space: :#!marseysoyswitch:

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I miss my other cat so much :marseycry:

My other cat is not dead, she is just with my ex.

They where almost matching tuxedo cats and he will never see his blood sister again :marseycry::marseycry::marseycry:

I drank a lot today as it's their birthdays, pour one out tonight for my stolen daughter :marseylibations:

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PI on my team needs to learn to stop using purple for signing off documents that are faxed to me

I have told him countless times to trash his annoying purple pens because I can't accept a document signed in purple. It's not even a weird lab policy, it's a national standard that signatures need to be written in black or blue pen. I feel like I'm arguing with a kindergarten child because every time I bring it up he just talks about how he likes purple and it doesn't matter because some guy that is long dead accepted his proposal written in purple ink.

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le spooky music at work

>be me

>you are now me

>be at work

>rdrama dot net in the background

>speakers turned off cuz Homoween music and I'm being sneaky

>time for voice chat meeting with the bossman and team

>join chat

>plug in headphones

LE SPOOKY HOMOWEEN MUSIC REALLY LOUD:#marseyscream:

>mute the tabs

>all better

>be you

>you are now you again

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Some selfies from back when I was sexy :\

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16968918994198415.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16968919001705177.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16968918998263292.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16968918996100476.webp

:marseyadmire:

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Home surgery

I found this new mole on my shoulder and it was annoying me so I cut it off with kitchen shears. Worked perfectly, now instead of an innocuous mole I now have a giant bleeding gash on my neck, barely covered by a bandaid. My parents are gonna be weirded out and idk how to explain to them there's no psychiatric problems I just felt like cutting them off.

Anyways I was reading online about mole removal and all the anti home remedy stuff was vaguely funny. Like the chemical stuff not working made sense but the anti physical removal stuff was all like “nooo you can't do a mostly harmless procedure on yourself! You might get sepsis!! We need to check if the mole is cancerous!!1!” Yeesh what gatekeepers. Anyways I'll let y'all know if I die or something, mostly just annoyed by the large amounts of blood I'm spurting.

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  • EvilUbie : GROOMERCORDSTRAGGERY! KILL KILL KILL!!!! :marseyshooting:
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Help please

Okay I need a bot that plays youtube audio over groomercord, used to have goated vexera but they got pooped on by google for copyright stragshit. Used a couple other bots but they're substandard in comparison. I know you dramatards got the hot tip on the hot shit, don't keep me in the dark.

https://media.giphy.com/media/ydttw7Bg2tHVHecInE/giphy.webp

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Me: :#marseygigaretard:

My sperm: :#marseygigachad:

She's pregnant, it didn't work.

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Dinner tonight: freshly baked foccacia, a steak, a salad, and a glass of whisky :taychefkiss:
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