!spongebob

Check out my today's top score

But I know you can do better.

What about a contest where the most downvoted comment gets 1000 dc or something. Or what would be a fun idea for a contest that incidentally shits up reddit?

Embattled former Rep. George Santos (R-N.Y.) announced Wednesday he was joining a new creative platform: OnlyFans.

“The moment you've all been waiting for! Only on #OnlyFans will you get the full behind the scenes access to everything I'm working on,” Santos posted on social media platform X. “See ya all there!”

The New York Republican made history late last year as only the sixth lawmaker to be expelled from the House. His departure from Congress followed a scathing report from the House Ethics Committee that found he “violated federal criminal laws,” including using campaign funds to make small purchases from OnlyFans, the subscription platform mostly used for adult content.

After being ousted from Congress, the former lawmaker took to Cameo, racking up donations from people who wanted him to film personalized videos.

Santos assured his followers online that “not all content on only fans is porn” and his account will not include “anything sexual what so ever,” adding a puke emoji.

On his page, Santos said his platform will allow people to “dive deep into the exclusive never before seen content of the Congressional Icon and much more!”

His subscription costs $29.99 per month and has a 10 percent off deal if users subscribe for three months.

The former lawmaker is facing a federal indictment on 23 counts of wire fraud, identity theft and other campaign charges — and he has pleaded not guilty in the case. But his rise and fall pushed the House Republican caucus into more chaos after it was left without leadership for weeks last year after former Speaker Kevin McCarthy (R-Calif.) was booted from the post.

Santos made a surprise appearance at President Biden's State of the Union address in early March, where he announced he would be running for New York's 1st Congressional District against GOP Rep. Nick LaLota. Later that month, he said he'd be running as an independent.

By mid-April, Santos had suspended his bid.

As he awaits trial, a U.S. District Court judge granted his request to make trips to Mount Pocono in Pennsylvania. He's also been given permission to travel within New York City, Long Island and Washington, D.C., along with other places if he gives the government advanced notice.

!football

!eurochads

@Cher_

Rate her finger

!football

!eurochads

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3400597/Sentencing-prof-convicted-s*x-abuse-disabled-man.html

Enlightened atheists on Reddit are seething of course, but chuddies, what's the end game here? Are these bound to lose suits being propped up by Big Law and Big Fed? I know lawyers have been seeing salary cuts, but this is just sad.

Or is it the classic "I'm about to be caught for corruption, culture war save me pls"

Funny comments:

Because we are not allowed to fight back. We're at the will of psychotic theocrats.

Thou shalt not bang thy first cousin … unless she's hot and lives in state.

CRINGE INCOMING

Atheists should have equal space with 'The Ten Suggestions.'

Treat others with kindness, unless they don't like cats. Then proceed with caution.

Respect everyone's personal space, especially in line at the coffee shop.

Thou shalt not cut in line, unless it's for emergency coffee.

Always fact-check before sharing memes. Accuracy is next to godliness. Oh wait...

Thou shalt not force thy beliefs upon others, especially during Monday morning meetings.

Support science and reason, because gravity doesn't care if you believe in it.

Thou shalt recycle, because we've only got one planet, and it's not Amazon Prime.

Be excellent to each other. Bill and Ted said it first, but it's still good advice.

Take care of yourself. Your body is a temple... but feel free to enjoy some pizza now and then.

Question authority, but maybe not your boss. Payday is still a thing.