Followup tweet:

Courtesy of carp, a brief summary regarding the elaborate @PlsNoCoal catfish saga for those out of the loop:

A few months after being exposed as a fraud, PlsNope resumed posting on rDrama, though arguably with less fervor as when they were pretending to be a cute neurodivergent goth girl. Despite everything, PlsNope still maintains they are a cis woman:

PlsNope was given her second grass award by yours truly after careful analysis of the PlsNope persona which demonstrated the following:

1. PlsNope has male opinions, such as rhetoric akin to slut-shaming of our own poor homegrown slut, Ted_simp. While not definitive, one would expect to see some sisterly kinship or empathy shown towards a fellow cis woman who also experiences PTSD (@pizzashill traumatic stress disorder).

2. PlsNope has male behavior. As evidenced by the neurodivergent OF thot stalking/catfishing saga of course. They were also previously grassed and did not touch grass. Very sus, what are they hiding? Kind of reminds me of someone I know.. but I must have blackfaced it out of my memory..

3. PlsNope writes like a man. While this intuitively appears to be the case to me, a man, I also plugged a random sampling of PlsNope's long or effortposts into gender analysis cowtools for objectivity and the results significantly skew male.

Now, on to the betting!

PlsNope is a:

Rules:

• Male voters will win if PlsNope submits a manhand/ambiguously gendered/questionable/low quality grass hand pic OR if the ban from the grass award times out on Jan 6, 2024.

Examples:

• Female voters will win if PlsNope submits a grass pic clearly showing a females hand, thus proving my conclusion wrong and potentially renewing their base of simps and carps affection/fascination for a notorious femcel foid stalker.

Examples:

Good luck everyone!

!goomblers !biofoids !fellas !whites

!nonchuds !ranchers where was that Xitter post titled something like "the absolute state of white nationalism in 2023", showing the epitome ubermensch of the aryan white race that are Kanye, Hard-working American Fuentes, and that who loved Hitler and did a mass shooting or rammed into the white house of the sort?

Also:

IDK what's going on here

edit: apparently this has been going on for two hours and is almost over

the modern gaming industry is hellbent on replicating with infuriating accuracy the experience of starting a new job. Eager to start, but you have to jump through forty seven pointless HR hoops first. Sign this, fill this form, attend this meeting. Go to this department to get security clearance, get a card, IT permissions, and that's in an IDEAL world where nothing was developed by Indians or Swedes, so in reality it's all janky as frick, nothing works, epic 2FA bro, I'm sure i'll get that sign-in text any day now

All to get a connection error five minutes later, or a 234GB update.

It's not even the games I have a problem with, it's the longhouse HR experience you have to endure just to get to them.

Lol you can't defend your women from Arab male feminist gangs and you will lecture us xD

Frick your mother, you German scumbag.

https://twitter.com/MartinMogger/status/1733959160700523000

Context

Picture of the post:

Drama

people forgetting that these “unaware” people aren't value neutral apoliticals. the average person has internalised white supremacist and patriarchal beliefs. So being clueless about cultural discourse means they essentially agree, and are bystanders to oppression

Actually I think you just don't realize that there's a lot of people who don't live their life online and really don't keep up with whatever twitter is meltingdown over. Try logging out for a while, you might like it!

actually i was referring to the consistent discrimination i face for being visibly queer, visibly brown, visibly neurodivergent. Offline.

"visibly queer, visibly brown, visibly neurodivergent". This is why you have no friends. You are so focused on your own identity that you no longer have the tiniest idea of how to connect to humans.

their definition of apolitical is just everything that has been “normalized”'in the environment they grew up in, which is not always a good thing

which is why a key part of g*mergate was the war against queer/race representation. being apolitical inevitably leads to minorities being banished from public life. scratch a liberal and a fascist bleeds etc etc

It has been NINE FRICKING YEARS. Let it die holy frick

yes let's just ignore an important cultural event that has had considerable influence on todays online landscape for better or for worse

I've never heard a person mention g*mergate that wasn't terminally online

I'm sorry, but this is not appealing to me.

Himbo propaganda at its finest. There nothing appealing about someone divorced from social issues because these conversations are not just happening on social media spaces but in news media too. Man is living under the heaviest rock known to man.

Yeah, exactly. Like it's one thing to not catch a reference to an internet joke, but being unaware of a genocide that's dominating news? No, thank you, I'm good on that.

Noooo you have to care about events that are 7000 miles away noooo

only white ppl can do this

minority groups are the ones actually affected by most of the discourse. I'd even stretch to say that only white cis men can do this.

just simply not true. you could literally not watch the news and disengage from social media like anyone else, especially if u live in murica.

Spoken like someone who hasn't had slurs screamed in their face for no reason. Lmao please sit this one out.

noooo i have to be terminally online because some people still say BIPOC noooo

This reeks of privilege. It's one thing to be unaware of the latest meme or other unimportant trends but to be unaware of the literal genocide happening right meow is unforgivable. I can never stand people who live in their own privileged bubble.

Bro I don't know from the river to the sea and I actually use Twitter every day and youtube 24/7 and keep up with politics more than the average person...... I'm privileged for that?🤣🤣🤣 this is some stupid butt shit

noooo you cant just go outside and not care about the news noooo

Chronically online people being surprised by the mass populace is so funny to me.

This does not represent the mass populace

just because you live online or twitter doesn't mean the mass percentage of people do the same.

I did not suffer through 2 months of bud light and pro noun jokes at work just to be told it's something only terminally online people care about

The truth is that the mass populace is chronically online, has been since COVID.

Chronically online take

None of my friends over 25 are online anymore 🤣 just me they are hiking and living and I'm online learning useless stuff that non online people don't care about at all

>I'm online learning useless stuff that non online people don't care about at all

One day i will found someone who appreciates my vast austic knowledge of niche internet drama

Young people blissfully unaware of the mainstream online culture are usually hard working, happy and a pleasure to be around

Only people I have heard that are like this age foreign students coming to the US through scholarships.

This guy doesn't talk to normal people

Ironically the idea that the ”perfect person” is the opposite extreme of whatever being chronically online is is in itself a chronically online take. I live in a small rural town full of people like this and let me fricking tell you it is NOT good.

No actually, being fully unaware of and uninterested in social and political developments both local and worldwide makes you deathly fricking uninteresting to be around and morally lazy as heck. Not to mention how privileged you need to be for this which of course they all are.

I'm as put off by the chronically online as the next person, but I promise you the better alternative is not the opposite. The better alternative IMO is to be aware but to know which battles to choose, to care but not to your own detriment and to take action where it matters.

>I'm as put off by the chronically online as the next person

>but I promise you the better alternative is not the opposite

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Be sure to say Hi to @Holly_Jolly_Kong in the comments

Hi everyone, Where can I find trans and femboys here in Houston? Thank you :)

He horny. Strange looking peepee though

https://old.reddit.com/r/GaybrosGoneWild/comments/18eylu0/would_you_suck_me_till_i_cum?sort=controversial

Gays still want it of course

Context

Average US college professor in current year

CW: Obese black women tweaking

Drama

Honestly, I know this sounds harsh, but the leniency is what makes people skip it. They're paying for uni, they need to be dedicated to doing it or unenroll. I speak as someone who had to switch when I wasn't feeling up to doing uni level work years ago.

Just no. The capitalist expectation that people need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps and “push through” is extremely harmful in a number of ways. It's not “lenient” to acknowledge that work/studies should not be prioritized over mental/physical well being

Dear lord. It's a capitalist expectation for you to turn your work in on time for a university education you're paying for? If you need to handle mental health, then not attending uni is the answer and that's okay. But not doing shit and getting no consequences isn't.

"if you need mental health then dont attend the only place that can land you a well paying job in a field that you enjoy"

Some folks can handle mental health concerns while in school. Some can't. I've been in both situations. But that means taking a personal responsibility and doing what's right for you and putting yourself in the right place.

Which in turn will put you in an even worse spot.. I dont think you understand how depression can affect someone and how society views those people with depression

The foid is giving good advice but these people just want to be useless r-slurs. Also depression is for gay r-slurs

As a current college student, we're definitely not okay. It's hard to care about properly formatting a reference page when you're witnessing a genocide. I feel for all the professors who are doing their best for their students

When I was a college student there were genocides going on and I managed to get my work done.

I wouldn't be bragging about that.

It ain't a brag. It's just life. All of these people were managing to make it through the day despite the genocides going on around the world before October 7th. They can find a way to keep going.

Probably because you were largely unaware and unable to see firsthand what was going on. Students these days have direct access to the numerous atrocities occurring around the world. They also can't afford to live

It's also from the brain damage Covid causes

Literally THIS. Why is no one talking about this?

There's definitely some brain damage but it's not from covid

Oh ffs. People still went tp work when the world wars raged. There's zero excuse for why current day students can't hand in assignments on time.

You have clearly never watched your own family die through a screen or shake in fear under the missiles or cry bc of how cold and hungry they are. This is a public platform are u ever aware the stuff you say are viewed by gazans who are directly affected by this?

>Palestine child gets merc'd by some jew

>College student 8000 miles away:

just, like, for the record, same about the teachers. and everybody else. we are all deeply traumatized, and a massive percentage of us have literal brain damage from a neurological airborne virus nobody wants to talk about.

the COVID fall out? that's a realness.

also the dissolution of society and the rise of fascism, and the us committing acts of genocide on its own people and uncountable more like that

i too would lose motivation if i knew i was a few semesters away from rotting in a capitalistic hellscape for the rest of my life just for my tax dollars from said job be used to bomb hospitals

Exactly!!!!!

i don't know how people keep acting so surprised that young people don't want to partake in this bs society anymore when the future we are giving them sucks 😐

>Society is bad

>Lets all just give up

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I stay up for 24 hours at a time. Why am i having mental breakdowns?

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The kids may be r-slurred but at least they're keyed

Today we celebrate that women's sport where women in tight, revealing suits pose with their legs wide open

No! It's not ballet! It's not tennis either!

It's Gymnastics

The West is doomed, you should look at countries like China where speech is free!

Beautiful! Great execution! Amazing landing!

Well I mean you get this shit in China too, it's just China is open and upfront about it. Sure you can cite me specific cases but I can cite you cases that are vaguely harsh or exceptions or people being r-slurred and invalidate your claims!

That was kind of a stretch but she pulled it off!

@icantsneed-1478

Don't you miss back in the day when people could just make comics like these? And because he was gay, nobody could get mad at him.

Reminder that Gonzalo Lira is a "redpill" s*x tourist and not a journ*list at all, and went to prison for sharing images of beheaded Ukrainian soldiers and celebrating, as well as doxxing western journos and Ukrainian soldiers

I can't confirm or deny that he's been tortured while in prison, but I reeeeeeeeally really really wish it were true

https://instagram.com/reel/C0sGNaiSpaD

Just in case the link changes. I don't know why Instagram does this

!jidf we got another one!

!chuds look at these soys

!nonchuds suck my peepee you mudslime supporting cute twinks

These days it's easy for anyone to take a decent picture, even moreso if you're a nerd with expendable income. Therefore you'd expect Stack Overflow's Travel forum's monthly photo contest to be high quality.

You'd be wrong, they're always TERRIBLE. This month's theme is "Festive". The current winning picture is shit:

and third place is currently...

Why would a StackOverflow power user be eating such a sad-looking Christmas dinner alone? It really makes you think.

Past contest entries (in various topics) include:

There's a suitably list of suggested future themes including:

• Officials (police, customs officers, diplomats etc)

• Unusual modes of transportation

• Construction (any work in progress that's meant to enable / enhance travel)

• Holiday photos, in which you can recognize people traveling for their (yearly?) break from work

• Civic buildings

You can find past contests on https://travel.meta.stackexchange.com.

i present to you a simple bait technique that i used on xitter it's not a feast but i will still share

setting the bait

that's a man

seethe incoming!

a simple google would go a long way for you

i don't need google to tell me that ur gay

coomers reveal themselves

you can literally look her up and see everything 😭

anyone can photoshop a kitty on a man

yeah you're a fricking troll at this point, no surprise your daddy left

why are you so mad? are you ashamed of being gay?

why would i? I'm more like having pity for your pathetic life

the usual line

Oh an incel tweeted

ur a man who tweets about abortion what's worse

the hot ones are !thin

bro think every woman is thin as a fricking paper

!dramatards feel free to stir the pot!! people are still taking the bait

Thoughts on best edgies?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mora_knife

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gil_Hibben

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ontario_Knife_Company

That's it. That is all.