Because who knows better than actual doctors and academics than two washed up youtuber s*x pests?

https://old.reddit.com/r/unusual_whales/comments/1ii65qf/trump_wants_to_shut_down_the_college_and/

https://old.reddit.com/r/Askpolitics/comments/1iib5o8/why_get_rid_of_the_department_of_education/

Lies lies lies

https://old.reddit.com/r/missouri/comments/1ihvuso/department_of_education_funding/

Shrieking morons begging for death

https://old.reddit.com/r/raleigh/comments/1ii06kt/im_embarrassed_by_our_school_board/

“Maybe we should be subtle about pushing an aircraft the Indians walked out from in 2018.”

“Ok, noted.” pic.twitter.com/vrzz0GiHSC

— Livefist (@livefist) February 6, 2025

Manifesting a 200 jet order with ToT and local manufacturing for 150.

That'll just be $10B, we wasted 600M$ on 6 apaches I still rage everytime I think about it.

RFK Jr putting Methylene Blue in his water while flying is prime we’re so back.

MB while flying
- Mitigates any radiation burden
- Protects against oxidative stress
- Anti viral so you don’t catch a cold
- Boosts autophagy if fasting on flight

Also that dose I don’t recommend,… pic.twitter.com/nVsVuk0oEf

— Vance 🌞⚡️ (@VanceE) February 5, 2025

This is why I’m transphobic: pic.twitter.com/FPan8zKWO3

— MaryCate Delvey (@marycatedelvey) February 6, 2025

!cuteandinvalid

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Original Tigger Trudeau

!marseyartists !marseyfans

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It's funny how woke/SJW are posting on all these places thinking that anyone has the wherewithall to actually read any of it. I don't give a crap about DEI, all I care about is who has the best product and the best price for it.What's more interesting though is the psychological mentality for people thinking this is somehow useful. It's not, all I care about is product and price. This is same train of "organic" food which failed because the real issue isn't DEI but economics for normal families. (-44)

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No one mentioned DEI, I just said I didn't want to support MAGA. No one will have the best price shortly.And the best way, and most American way to vote has, and always will be, vote with your wallet. I'm voting with mine. (19)

Just replace DEI with MAGA. Still don't care. The only thing I hate about MAGA is the tarriff/inflation which hits our wallets. Let's stay focused on the real goal here. (-23)

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Craziness don't go away easily. Kirkland is in the middle of liberal population. You have nothing to worry about. Move on with your life. (-19)

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So are you a capitalist or a constitutionalist.In your world, I am responsible for not only voting my conscience, but am then responsible for the economic stability of people who express ideals that are inimical to my belief systems. Under that logic, I am being punished for valuing things like free speech (if Musk is a special government employee, and he's actively banning political views from X, then this is a violation of my rights), separation of church and state, equal rights, etc.The moral gymnastics you are doing here is amazing. You've said it yourself, you really don't care, as long as people take care of your business by shopping at it. That's unbelievably selfish and completely morally vapid. (0)

are the two mutually exclusive?Didn't say you're responsible for others, but I did point out the harm that you'd cause (it would take a LARGE group of boycotters to have an impact, so when I say "you" I mean the entire r/kirkland subreddit) and the futility of your efforts (ya aint gonna change anybody's mind, but you will most likely entrench them). I can't tell you what to do, but I can let you know how stupid and futile it is.I think you misread. I pointed out the harm a boycott would do to businesses - not only the target's business but affiliated businesses and employees. And while it could include my business, the point I was making is the interconnectivity of all of us in this community. So how much collateral damage do you think is acceptable to punish someone for legally and constitutionally exercising their right to vote?Again, boycott criminals, child male feminists, and real Nazis. But when one group of people tries to punish another group for voting in their own self-interest,... (2)

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If a business posts QANON or MAGA paraphernalia at this point in the game they are advertising that they support an openly fascist regime. Where do you draw the line? (0)

What do you think will happen? If you boycott Spud Fish & Chips* because the owner voted for Trump, which do you think is more likely:a - The owner sits in a dark room with a glass of scotch and re-assess his life and choices. He thinks, "wow, maybe I AM wrong and I shoulda voted for Kamala"b - as sales at Spud Fish and Chips take a 10% hit, he lays off two employees and reduces his orders from local food and supplies vendors. He has no idea why sales have dropped because all the people who disagree with him ARENT engaging with him - they're boycotting. All he knows is what FOX news tells him, and he blames it on Bob Ferguson's climate policies. * I HAVE NO IDEA HOW THE OWNER OF SPUD VOTES! I'm just using him/her as an example. Anyway, boycott child male feminists. Boycott real, avowed racists and Nazis. But don't boycott people who are exercising their Constitutional right to have an opinion (no matter how misinformed it may be) and to vote on it. Because that's waaaayyy too close to firi... (2)

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Calm down my dude, I'm just asking for info to be more conscious in my decision making, as most commenters agree lol. (3)

And I'm agreeing!! HATE!! HATE!!! HATE!! Let's do this shit!!! (-3)

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🚨 This is what it looked like getting Bombarded for 57 days straight in London during WWII pic.twitter.com/OfBzvYZX7H

— T R U T H P O L E (@Truthpolex) February 5, 2025

Bong warfare now:

🇬🇧 Meanwhile in Britain

Young Lady has unwanted attention through Window.

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— Concerned Citizen (@BGatesIsaPyscho) February 6, 2025

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!britbongs

https://old.reddit.com/r/Games/comments/1idp406/dragon_age_developers_reveal_theyve_been_laid_off/ma0vj66/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/pcgaming/comments/1idp3sv/dragon_age_developers_reveal_theyve_been_laid_off/

https://old.reddit.com/r/pcgaming/comments/1idp3sv/dragon_age_developers_reveal_theyve_been_laid_off/ma1ce3v/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/1idq3a0/dragon_age_developers_reveal_theyve_been_laid_off/

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!g*mers

The YouTube comments are sneedfest.

Redditors have the same day.

/r/politics

https://old.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/1icjbi9/jon_stewart_to_dems_quit_calling_everything_trump/

/r/destiny

https://old.reddit.com/r/Destiny/comments/1ibulwx/what_the_frick_is_going_on_with_jon_stewart/

https://old.reddit.com/r/Destiny/comments/1ibv4uf/jon_stewart_says_trump_isnt_a_fascist_and/

/r/television

https://old.reddit.com/r/television/comments/1ibt1ys/jon_stewart_on_whether_dems_trump_is_a_fascist/

/r/JonStewart

https://old.reddit.com/r/DailyShow/comments/1ibwgt3/kinda_disappointed_with_jon_tonight/

Our xisters at /r/redscarepod have a sensible chuckle

https://old.reddit.com/r/redscarepod/comments/1ibzqvq/jon_stewart_suggests_libs_might_be_overreacting/

/r/themajorityreport will no longer support Jon Stewart/AOC 2028

And this guy is spamming this same post across some other subs

https://old.reddit.com/r/TheMajorityReport/comments/1ibxixo/i_hope_this_makes_people_stop_with_the_jon/

Probably lots more.

Streamer Emiru threw a Lunar New Years Party so all the lonely s that watch her can pretend they have friends. At one point a newer streamer named itskatchii who was quite drunk does a "heart goes out to you". Emiru's mods have quietly tried to push it under the rug, but none can stop the weaponized autism that is terminally online streamer drama enjoyers.

Here's a clip of the salute in question: https://i.imgur.com/salute-GcZquYx

it's literally just a screenshot of the steam page lol

no really, it bothers me but not like it does some people

i have my excuses (my spine is deteriorating haha) but it is what it is

worst part imo is how far ive come. i used to be a pure antisocial shut in, but it took until my mid 20s to become social. people seem to view me as charismatic now.

im going to ask a girl out soon. ive been on a few dates but its been way too long. i have no money and no car (of my own) so frick it why not.

but there's plenty of things in life that make me happy. my r-slurred cat is sitting on me and i love her so much, but shes making my legs way too hot, but i love her so ill endure it until i cant and then tell her i love her

of course i kinda wanna die but thats more due to the constant crippling pain. lol

its like 3am and i kinda want to kiss my self right now. haha

is it genuinely over? AMA, talk shit, give advice, manifest destiny, idc, i clearly just need attention. i just want to hold someone in my arms thst genuinely wants to be there with me. xD

BREAKING: Democrats just elected David Hogg to be the Vice Chair of the DNC.

Hogg is touted as their face of masculinity to help them regain the young male voters they lost in the 2024 election.

I HONESTLY CAN'T BELIEVE IT! pic.twitter.com/MS4bV0fv79

— George (@BehizyTweets) February 2, 2025

This woman made a post a week ago stating that Trump will make the great reveal today. I guess he still has a few hours left to do that.

This guy says Trump will soon reveal technology that will revolutionize transportation, but all of the replies are just concerned with when he is going to bring out the medbeds.

A poll is posted asking people if they believe medbeds are real. 63% say yes.

This guy replies saying the town where Trump got shot actually already has a medbed center open.

What the heck is Tesla BioHealing? Any connection to Musk, or are they just piggybacking off the name?

https://www.teslabiohealing.com/

This is their website. What the heck is with that tab in Japanese? Clicking it downloads a PDF in Japanese that talks about how they provide minerals that can fix your "chi." Seems like a legit medical company.

The FAQ section on their website talks incessantly about some pseudo-health shit involving "biophotons" whatever the frick that means.

This section of the FAQ is what holds any real information. The "cover our butt legally" part buried in the FAQ.

Actually, Elon Musk already disclosed that medbeds exist in a video I saw but can't remember the name of and basically you're fricking stupid if you still think they aren't real.

Is this person a fricking bot?

Trump is going to usher in a communist utopia according to these people.

Military bases have been filled up with medbeds and very soon you will be able to go to one and get all of your physical ailments solved FOR FREE!

Very soon all hospitals will be shut down and completely replaced by medbeds. I, for one, can't wait. Thank you, Mr. President!

@Aevann

i wonder this a lot and while i like to imagine she uses a nice green apple shampoo for fragrance at the end i feel like when she does wash it its probably with an unscented shampoo bar or maybe something boring like this if she's feeling fancier than usual or going out somewhere and plans to be sniffed but ive had this niggling uncertainty that maybe she floralmaxxes and doubles up on flowery conditioner and shampoo every other day and she just looks greasy by choice

anyway what are your thoughts