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MerrySwishmas
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HAPPY CAKE DAY!!!!!!!!!!
- whyareyou : notice me
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The value I bring to this platform is unmatched. I'm
hilarious and handsome and have level headed takes. People irl actively seek my attention and input.
Once again, rdrama is showing their bias against excellent users who bring positive change here. Please do better. I do not want to have this conversation AGAIN moving forward.
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Also how can gerg be a Minecraft youtuber and say he knows nothing about arguably the two most influential Minecraft youtubers of the last half decade
Gerg, I like you. So if you apologize I will forgive you. Assuming it's a genuine one
Darn gerg why you doing this to me man you make good videos [267]
I mean, it was just a small mistake. No need to treat the man like satan. [-49]
"mistake" as in purposely being an butthole to fellow creators? [54]
fastest I've ever unsubbed, what a massive L
Dead horse comment was so rude and heartless. Thinking they did something with that comment but they really just showed themselves as heartless they are when talking about the life of another human being.
Yeah that comment is cartoonishly heartless. I can't imagine what it would feel like being someone who was close to Techno and reading that. Really disgusting
(The dead youtuber's dad) I appreciate your concern, but I can honestly say it didn't bother me in the slightest. For one thing, I'm clear about Tommy's righteousness for the cause; some dude's mean tweet bounces right off that.
Hey everyone. Mr. Technodad here. I wanted to take this opportunity to answer gerg's question about how many times I'm going to dance around my boy's corpse for money. The answer is: as many times as it takes. Here's a link to Sarcoma UK, which Tommy is the spokeperson for: https://sarcoma.org.uk/get-involved/make-a-donation/
I think he forgot it wasn't 2016 anymore.
He took "we're so back in 2016" too literally
wow that 'joke' was said with a lot of contempt in their voice. [65]
I think that's part of the gag. I think you have recognised that too, well done. [-70]
you probably think shits hilarious, right? [54]
No, but I'm sure you would cast judgement if I did. [-52]
I will say that coming from him with his "edgy" "humor" it's probably meant to be rude, but as an neurodivergent- it's the kind of joke I'd make. Plus I'd fully use them as rep cause endermen are sick as heck [-30]
Autism isn't an excuse, just an fyi [32]
The techno tweet was shitty but this is the most mild "dark joke" of all time dude [-25]
It's him saying a slur and then committing (correct me if I'm wrong) blackface [16]
Am I missing something or did you just say a Minecraft skin is "commiting blackface"? [5]
his initial Minecraft skin is the default pig in a suit. For this joke, he changed it to be the darker pig. [6]
unfortunately i think he's a professional rage-baiter. it's best just to ignore him, as frustrating as that is
There's a difference in rage baiting and being an butthole, this just steps the line tbh.
Well Gerg was swiftly educated on the lore of the all powerful Blade. Then quickly regretted his poor take
Why are we defending the former child that agree only LGBTQ people can give money to other LGBTQ
@BussyBoy's apology https://undelete.pullpush.io/r/Technoblade/comments/1i9t86j/_/m95kvr7/#comment-info
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Yea, like, I am not a fighter, but Iβm also not stupid. βWhat if Donald Trump and the Republican Party decides they are kingsβ has one answer, and it is an obvious one
— Sean (@huckelcommasean.bsky.social) 2025-02-15T21:59:12.783Z
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When a majestic lion appears on the road, all vehicles must stop, regardless of one's urgency. This is a strict protocol that everyone travelling through the greater #Gir region must adhere to.
— The Times Of India (@timesofindia) February 19, 2025
A mature male lion was spotted on the #Bhavnagar #Somnath national highway near⦠pic.twitter.com/cTBOQ5ndBE
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No tax up to 12 lakhs, insanity.
— Rishap Vats (@VatsRishap) February 1, 2025
Cannot believe jokers cosplaying as βmiddle classβ have forced the government in such a corner that it felt it had to do this.
Findom enjoyer genocide
Nah indirect taxes are better even at progressive taxation. Taxing income is stupid.
The middleclasscel will kiss his robber's feet for leaving him a little more and he will be happy.
Madarchod NRI I hope some wignat screwdrivers your fat gut.
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You know what that means? Time... To... GOON!!!
I got a mild tummy ache but I'm still going to GOON because I'm too lazy to go take a shit but I'm not too lazy to GOON. Sheeit it's the weekend so I can GOON all night and then SLEEP all day on Sunday. If you're tryna GOON and you need some COOMpacks hit me up (Whatsapp only).
It turns out, I wasn't the first to think of this shit. And the lil GOONERS have perfected it. I can COOM easy knowing that this time honored tradition will be upheld by future generations.
Ready to GOON with no headphones.
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πΊπΈ Trump describes the US in 3 words
— Zlatti71 (@Zlatti_71) February 20, 2025
- ukraine_watch pic.twitter.com/6KInzkAiHG
- X : i love the vet
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Ubie
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- ticktocktrainbutgoneagain : can we please retroactively add him to lolcow of the year?
- Motorola538 : BIPOC
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Wojak
: Landchads are the most oppressed minority (after g*mers)
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If dramatard of the year was an election chart it was trending towards this:
but instead this is me, getting an assassination attempt solely because you the people voted for @_its_been_a_good_run and that was too much for the head jannie:
@_its_been_a_good_run love sucking peepee
Short men are often characterized by frequent hysterical and emotional outbursts.
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PlsNope
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- ShitTornadoToOz : Literally who?
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THE !CHUDS QUEEN IS BACK!
you may ask cyberdick why make this post?
BECAUSE Never before in the history of YOUTOOB...
has a Youtube channel gained 600,000 subscribers without uploading a single video!!
YES YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT!
This is the first Video in the channel and its already at 645K!!
GO CLICK THE NOTIFICATION BUTTON!
TLDR
Ben Shapiro got jealous and dropped Brett from her channel "The Comments Section with Brett Cooper" as she became more and more successful
Her !besties and her Producer backstabbed her and took over the channel!!
Now the channel is in shambles and Subscriber count dropping daily from 4.5Mil highest to 4Mil now
Even with 4 MILLION Subscribers the new BACKSTABBER'S videos don't even cross 100K! They at best cross 50K if lucky 
Her Stantup was also SOLD OUT and was a SUPER DUPER HIT
!trump2024 !trump2028 !project2025
TLDR VIDEO watch @ 1.5x
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Just watched this movie, and I think everyone should watch it. It has a really good message.
— Nilesh Bhai (@avgphoenixguy1) February 11, 2025
Sanya marries a 6ft+ guy who behaves well before marriage but turns out to be the most sexist and misogynistic person ever.
This seems to be the case with every 6ft+ guy pic.twitter.com/D51X6QACKg
Oh no no no shortbros
Clears the alimony cheque every month yeah
I love manlets
They can always make me feel better about myself.
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UraniumDonGER
: They say the same shit about Babylon 5.
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That was horrible. With the singular exception of the wonderful TOS time travel tribbles episode, DS9 never once exceeded mediocrity at its very best.
The entire thing was stupid. The entire thing was boring. All of the original characters (exceptions being Garak, Quark, and briefly Nog) were boring and one dimensional. It says a lot when the only actually likable, interesting characters are the two B-listers they pulled from TNG (O'Brien, Worf).
Avery Brooks can't act. None of the cast could act. It's like they were directed to play someone playing an actor playing their part. And then there's Avery Brooks who had to have been directed to play an actor overacting the part of an actor overacting the part of an actor playing Sisko, a man with a debilitating brain injury.
Sisko wasn't even the worst though, that honor is split between Jake and Kira. Jake would clinch it easily if he had appeared more often (though he still appeared WAY too much) and this fucking episode that Reddit ADORES remains the single worst episode of anything I ever remember seeing. Kira ties him though with the sheer volume of her appearances and how the writers were deadset on having her be this sexpot despite being an aging, fuck ugly hag with some of the ugliest hair ever to grace the 90s, a grating voice and an utterly hateful personality. The mirror universe episodes where she was always in leather are going to haunt me for the rest of my life.
"teehee rom sounds goofy but hes actually a super smart engineer" would have been a funny bit for one episode but they built large swathes of the later series around this. It wasn't cute for very long and Rom is insufferable.
Bashir x O'Brien forced bromance is the most egregious example of what Peter meant when he said something insists upon itself.
Ezri was a horrible replacement for Jadzia and I don't know why we needed a trill for the last season. Just write the character out instead of inserting this pointless therapist bitch with a pixie cut and spending HALF THE SEASON telling us her backstory and showing us who she is.
Bajoran mysticism is fucking retarded and the entire show was built around this nonsensical space magic. Everything about the bajorans sucks. I think there are probably a double digit number of episodes where the premise is "Kira must work with a hated cardassian but what if the cardassian is actually a good guy????" and absolutely none of them were remotely interesting and having Kira be the focal point just made them all the worse.
Absolutely no one wanted 20 episodes of boring ass horrible actor Sisko romancing the ugliest women in the galaxy but we got them anyway
Oh and don't even get me started on fucking Odo and the entire race of shapeshifters
And that sappy fucking bittersweet instrumental music montage of all the Moments throughout the series at the end???? It didn't even come close to earning that fuck OFF
What else
EDIT: OH AND FUCK VIC FONTAINE
!trekkies kill yourselves
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My NEW Official Trump Meme is HERE! Itβs time to celebrate everything we stand for: WINNING! Join my very special Trump Community. GET YOUR $TRUMP NOW. Go to https://t.co/GX3ZxT5xyq β Have Fun! pic.twitter.com/flIKYyfBrC
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 18, 2025
In case you missed the half dozen other NFTs/shitcoins, our former and future President is still in the game of separating r-slurs from their USD!
I only associate Solana with neighborchain.ai now because they at least made a website with catchy sound design.
- DickButtKiss : She makes blood flow into my benis - trans lives matter
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https://instagram.com/reel/DEp6MHzSN4B/
Walking in literally underwater in Tokyo
Foid so grifter she maybe Zelenskyy daughter
Things is she was living in US before stuff happened in Ukraine
https://instagram.com/reel/CWT60hqMbVG/
Shit in Ukraine basically made her from most corrupt world leader 2021 times world hero⦠of wrong grifter. She basically was nobody before shit started in Ukraine and became the omaagat let's donate to this rich UKRAINIIIAN foid !
Her home also gets bombed every yesterday
Edit: she deleted her post
- BigBlackCockatiel : Would have been 100mil$ in employee salaries, it's $1mil in freelancers instead...
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SWE-Lancer tasks more realistically capture the complexity of modern software engineering. Our tasks are full-stack and complex; the average task took freelancers over 21 days to resolve. pic.twitter.com/DddiEv0pFN
— OpenAI (@OpenAI) February 18, 2025
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The instability, the trumpflation - really not good for folks that enjoy the market.
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I JUST FOUND OUT THAT PUFF IS NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE OR COLLECT MONEY WHILE HEβS LOCKED UP SO IβMA SEND HIS HALF OF THE MONEY TO JUSTIN
— ye (@kanyewest) February 7, 2025
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Americans. Explain to me why this quality of writing disappeared off TV and why do your foids hate funny things so much.
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