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Kalesh b/w a Monkey and a Reel Dancer: pic.twitter.com/IaPaHcHZ8w

— Ghar Ke Kalesh (@gharkekalesh) April 1, 2025

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The recipient of Elon's first $1 million check in Wisconsin, Nicholas Jacobs, has the same name and looks very similar to the chairman of the Wisconsin College Republicans. pic.twitter.com/RD9Qj34MGm

— Niall Stanage (@NiallStanage) March 31, 2025

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@Aevann rightoid drama

Disclaimer: some of these might have been stolen from here, idk I don't remember. See ya!

These r-slurs all do this shit what the frick

I've been jerked

url because screenshotposting

clean up on checkout aisle 3

!familyman

Observation

• The birth rate in Mexico is lower than the U.S. for the first time in modern history

• Teenage pregnancy no longer exists in first world countries

• Birth rates are falling globally, not just in rich countries (where they are super duper falling)

• Japan is the most productive country in the world per working age adult per capita, yet still faces economic crisis because of all the olds

• Paradoxically, birth rates of married couples has not fallen. What has fallen is the rate of marriage and rate of coupling altogether

• Redditors are dumber than you can possibly imagine, ignoring the central thesis of the video

Guillotine-Wit

Because it's expensive to raise children. (+26)

Rising cost of living cannot explain the unexpected decline in birth rate, because the effect can be observed in poorer countries where cost of living has not increased at all.

Similarly, increased educational attainment/economic success by woman and all the traditional reasons are no longer fully explanatory because there are too many counter-examples within the global trend.

By process of elimination, the author arrives at only one plausible explanation:

• Widespread access to Social Media and Apps (Tinder) through smartphones.

Availability of smartphones is the only data that has sufficient explanatory power, because they are now cheap enough that even thirdies have them. All of the apps and social media have globally changed how male and female humans interact with each other. The widening global political divide between male and female is also a result of this.

The author concludes that Social Media is literal cancer on a civilization scale and we are doomed.

That sounds plausible, but is wrong. The author is too well socialized to find the real culprit.

Link to post calling out mod and response

https://old.reddit.com/r/dropout/comments/1joaova/why_is_uthundermateria_the_only_mod_on_this/

This comment was pretty funny.:

https://old.reddit.com/r/dropout/comments/1jo92qs/comment/mkq2rov/?context=8

The sole mod replied:

https://old.reddit.com/r/dropout/comments/1jo92qs/comment/mkqog0n/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/1jogq78/a_new_show_is_announced_for_the_streaming_service/

Disney's Snow White (2025) cost 240 million dollars to make. It opened on friday and made 86 million on its opening weekend. Will it make back its budget within a month?

Enter BetYES! I believe in Disney magic. Snow White 2025 WILL make at least 240 million in global box office by April 21st - 1,035,800 total betted

Enter Betno it will flop and also i am a racist and/or dwarfphobe - 230,511 total betted

Enter BetNot only will they make back their budget, but they'll make back a MASSIVE profit. It'll make at least 560 mill in global box office by the 21st, ushering in an age of global Snow White supremacy - 5,400 total betted

!bets !goomble !goomblers !goombling !kino !bobmob

Closed.

I promised years ago that it would be the last game I ever buy.

She is very cute and fluffy and old. She is the oldest cat in the house. I think she may still be mad at me after I tried to dress her up in cat harness. She does not like walking anywhere.

I wish she would sleep under my armpit again does she hate me because i am sick and i coof?

She is my precious child, everytime I get home i am super excited to see her and all I want to do is hug her, but now she doesnt care about me

Here is /u/Merari01 melting down over this change because of "accessibility" issues

/u/Bardfinn thinks this change was because the United Kingdom no longer allows encryption

That's a whole other level of over when Kurzgesagt is saying it is over for your country with no optimism even at the end of the video.

!jidf !jews !chuds

The Nintendo Switch 2 direct was today, and while it was admittedly not as strong of a presentation as the January 12th 2017 Nintendo Switch Presentation, Nintendo g*mers can finally enjoy the benefits of the last console generation. What a miracle!

Worthwhile Announcements

The Console

Honestly, for a direct that is supposed to be about the new console, they strangely didn't differentiate it much from the Nintendo Switch. We didn't get a direct showcase of the UI, but from the bits we did see, it looks virtually identical. That doesn't mean there isn't anything new, though. There's also a console tutorial that you have to pay for.

• The Mythical "C" button

"C" is for connect! GameShare is a "new" feature for the Nintendo Switch 2, which allows for on-console voice chat. We're 3 generations away from this being innovative, but it's better late than never.

It's pretty much a Groomercord call on your console, which utilizes a built-in mic. You can even do video calls with the Nintendo Switch 2 Camera (sold separately), mimicking the eerie loneliness of a Zoom call, right on your Nintendo Switch!

They spent an absurd amount of time on this reveal.

• Graphics

The console can play 4K HDR games while docked, with some games even managing 1080p 120 FPS. While keeping the LCD screen instead of OLED, Nintendo boasts a larger pixel count on its built in screen, insuring a clearer picture while playing.

This paves the way for Nintendo Switch 2 Edition games, which allow for graphical upgrades for Nintendo Switch titles (more on this later.) It also is going to have faster loadtimes than the Switch on any game, and comes with 256 gigs of data on the console (which is substantial compared to the Switch's 32.)

• Download Play is back

In a surprising turn of events, certain multiplayer games can be enjoyed by multiple people on separate consoles with only one cartridge. The extent of this feature is unknown, but is a very welcome and consumer-friendly move by Nintendo.

• Mouse Mode is REAL

By holding your Joycon 2 on a surface and dragging , you can mimic the functionality of a real mouse. It's planned to be implemented in several games, including Metroid Prime 4: Echoes.

• GameCube Games for NSO

A whopping THREE GameCube games have been announced for the Nintendo Switch Online: Expansion Pack.

• The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker

• SoulCalibur II

• F-Zero GX

• Release Date

June 5th, 2025 is the worldwide release date for the Nintendo Switch 2. The price has not been confirmed, but expect it to be in the $400 range. No preorders have been announced yet.

First Party Titles

This direct showcased several strong titles coming exclusively to the Switch 2. While there seemed to be a larger focus on Third Party titles in this presentation, what we have gotten are actually pretty good.

• Mario Kart World

A Mario Kart launch title for the Switch 2 was inevitable, and this title seems to be a reboot of the series after 8 Deluxe. The gimmick of this game is that you are able to freely roam around tracks with 24 players, featuring the largest roster of any Mario Kart game. They're just adding anyone to this game, including obscure enemies like the Dolphins from Super Mario World. In addition to the roster, like Mario Kart Tour, there's costume customization.

Taking after SEGA Racing Transformed, your kart is able to change depending on the environment of the track. You can grind on railings, walljump, and even glide on water? There's even a knockout mode, which is DEFINITELY not stolen from Mario Kart Wii mods.

• Hyrule Warriors: Age of Imprisonment

Who's ready for another Hyrule Warriors game? Hopefully this time, it can run on the system it was made for!

Like Age of Calamity this game serves as a canon-adjacent campaign that explains events that were alluded to in Breath of the Wild. Not much else was shown, but it's a Warriors game. What else do you want to know? It's releasing in the winter this year.

• Kirby Air Riders

It's a sequel to Kirby Air Ride, a cult classic GameCube Kirby game, directed by Masahiro Sakurai, marking a long-awaited return to the franchise after a 20+ year hiatus. Nothing else was shown, but it releases in 2026.

• Donkey Kong Bananza

A 3D Action-Platformer Donkey Kong game, and the first new mainline Donkey Kong game in a decade. Donkey Kong receives his Mario Movie redesign in this game, confirming that the movie designs will be used from now-on. The game seems to take place in an underground setting, which allows DK to destroy the environment, kind of like Wario World on the GameCube. It releases on July 17th, 2025.

Nintendo Switch 2 Edition Titles

Nintendo was kind enough to allow us to PAY FOR upgraded Nintendo Switch games. This is not a free upgrade, but it's "discounted" if you own the original game. The upgrades range from graphical enhancements to new campaigns that utilize the Switch 2's higher graphical fidelity. How generous!

These games include:

• The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

• The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom

• Kirby and the Forgotten Land

• Super Mario Party: Jamboree

• Metroid Prime 4: Echoes

• Pokemon Legends: Z-A

Third Party Titles

There was a lot of titles revealed to be ported to the console, so for the interest of time I'm only including things I find important enough to mention.

• The Duskbloods

A Nintendo Switch 2 exclusive vampire themed FromSoft game. It had a lot of screentime, so I'm sure it's important. It's releasing in 2026.

• Deltarune Chapter 3 + 4

The long awaited sequels for Deltarune are coming to the Nintendo Switch 2, and will be released on launch day. Did not expect this announcement today, but it was welcome.

• Elden Ring

• Final Fantasy VII Remake

Gaystation players on suicide watch

• Street Fighter VI

They're also releasing amiibo for the game, which confirms that amiibo are sticking around for a third generation. Nintendo-branded Funko Pops are here to stay!

• Split Fiction

• Cyberpunk 2077

• Hollow Knight: Silksong

Is coming to Nintendo Switch 2 this year. That's it, that's all we know.

• Hogwarts Legacy

s on suicide watch (this game is the leftist Assassin's Creed Shadows)

• Hitman: Word of Assassination

Releasing on launch day, IO interactive also revealed a new Goldeneye 007 game, so that's cool.

Overall, the new console looks promising. In my opinion, it's not a "drop everything and buy it at launch," sort of deal, but I can see myself picking it up later down the line. With backwards compatibility and strong exclusives, it's going to be a seamless transition to the next generation of Nintendo. Are you guys going to pick this up?

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They scream woke when a woman is the main character of a movie or game. It's not the left that's extreme (171)

It's never about race or gender, but if that's all you see, then I can't help you. (-43)

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They scream woke when a woman is the main character of a movie or game. It's not the left that's extreme (171)

Some people may without cause, but most scream woke when they take a character named Snow White who is named as such for her porcelain skin, and have her played by a Colombian actress who is an independent waahmen who don't need no man.https://old.reddit.com/r/SipsTea/comments/1jlssxw/a_strong_female_lead/🤣🤣🤣 (-29)

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No. They find a handful of examples and use right wing media and tiktok to fry it into their brains.  (49)

So if an American thinks biological men trans women should not compete with women, and gets cancelled by the extreme/woke left, then they should not hold the entire left accountable for that correct?Because what I see happening are issues similar to these, where tiktok or any online media blasts the left as a whole and not just the far/extreme/left. Also if you notice, these issues affect a very small percentage Americans. I can't help but think it would be beneficial to draw a distinction of which part of the left actually holds these views so as to not paint the entire side in a negative light. (-27)

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So if an American thinks biological men trans women should not compete with women, and gets cancelled by the extreme/woke left, then they should not hold the entire left accountable for that correct?Because what I see happening are issues similar to these, where tiktok or any online media blasts the left as a whole and not just the far/extreme/left. Also if you notice, these issues affect a very small percentage Americans. I can't help but think it would be beneficial to draw a distinction of which part of the left actually holds these views so as to not paint the entire side in a negative light. (-27)

Who? Who has been "canceled" for stating this? I want actual examples with names. Not "bro it happens all the time bro". Just name two. And also, define "canceled". Because "canceled" doesn't include "they called me mean names and said I was transphobic" because that's just people disagreeing with you.This phantom specter of "cancellation" has been way overblown by right wing media. Because I can think of several very famous, very wealthy, and very popular people who espouse these views (Joe Rogan is one) who haven't been "canceled" at all. The left has vocally disagreed with them, but there's been no cancelation. I see you right leaning folks are pushing this narrative of persecution that has you pretend that anyone disagreeing with your cruel, bigoted rhetoric is attempting to cause you harm, without recognizing that them disagreeing with your cruelty and bigotry isn't what's getting you in trouble. It's your own cruelty and bigotry that's doing that. In this case, it's insisting ... (1)

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EDIT: Sorry for splitting this into multiple posts, it was just that long and reddit wouldn't let me post it all in one comment. I was raised Republican/Conservative and Christian. After moving out of my home for a federal job in DC and living on my own in my mid 20s (I was lucky my college and first few jobs were close to home so I could save money), I started learning the left wasn't this great big boogieman I was led to believe. Some of them are still rather bonkers, don't get me wrong, but what group doesn't have those?Now, I'm by no means a Democrat, and I'm still religious, but I wouldn't call myself a Republican anymore either. I don't know what I am, but at this point the ones who seem the most insane to me are the ones spewing all of the anti-dem/lib rhetoric and acting like a brainwashed cult as they follow their orange messiah. Someone I used to really respect posted something today about people vandalizing teslas and acting just like Nazis, and after seeing the executi... (1)

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No, not at all. MOST liberals are normal people who have their own views and beliefs. Just like MOST conservatives do as well. The liberals and conseravtives WE see and hear about are the extremeists - far right and far left - which, because they are the most outspoken and loudest, they are the ones who make the news and are talked about, unfortunately. Most liberals are not "purple haired fat women" or "feminine guys who idk know... lack testostorone?" Just like most conservatives are not "bible thumping racists" or "anti-xyz..."I 10000% guarente that you have made friends with and/or had great conversations with people of the opposite political spectrum and never even knew it. But, to add on to your post... it's not really liberals who are attacked or critisized. It's conservatives. "woke" is an ideology, not a person. The right is and has literally been attacked for the last 10 years and for mostly unkown reasons tbh. I mean, just look at the media now. Who exactly is being const... (1)

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