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I made a Longpost last week about a short history of Swaziland, as a prologue to Mswati the 3rd, and how the nation got to the point of absurdity that was the current state of affairs, and why the people of Swaziland would just not jump in upheaval and lynch Mswati with regards to the metric shitloads of consecutive clownshows we are a bout to discuss.

https://rdrama.net/post/299957/intro-of-swazilands-insane-history-marseyflageswatini

The TLDR from last Episode on Dragon Ball Marsey , was that back in the early 1900s Swaziland got consolidated alongside the entire South Africa as part of the British Commonwealth, after the Bongs decisively defeated the Boers in the Anglo-Boer war of 1899-1902. But where the rest of the South African provinces were combined into a Commonwealth Union, Swaziland and the other Micro State Lesotho, had instead been formed in Protectorates, with much greater autonomy, because both of these tiny nation states were very homogenous and ruled by tribal aristocracy which cooperated already to the maximum extent under the White colonial powers.

Fast forward 65 years, and Post-WW2 Bong empire is crumbling. In the post-WW2 new world order, most British colonies are greater money sinks, than they are resource generators, and compared to the Portuguese and French, the Bongs can't give Independence to their ex-colonies fast enough. But with the complexities of the Cold War, and Britain's anti-communist stance, Britain is unwilling to give the Royal Family, the House of Dlamini, the family of our protagonist Mswati, the reigns of power.

Their global aim is to help create additional Liberal Democracies around the Earth as Bulwarks against the rise of International Communism, and the growing influence of the Soviet Union. Additionally Britain faces increased domestic and International pressure, as the sensibilities of British locals have changed to be more liberal than 70 years prior, and thus Britain deems it pertinent that Swaziland hold free elections, rather than just handing over power the Swazi Royalty and Nobility.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imbokodvo_National_Movement

In an extraordinary set of events, the fricking people upon being given Democracy and a steadfast liberal Constitution by Bongland, IMMEDIATELY proceeds to eject Democracy and their Liberal Constitution out of existence! (Or at least over the course of two elections spanning over 5 years - by voting for the "Imbokodvo National Movement" aka the Royalty Party ,which degrees in VERY CLEAR TERMS that they would reinstitute Absolute Monarchy under the House of Dlamini!!!!!) The people of Swaziland literally LITERALLY voted for Feudalism!!!

Out of all the fricking nations in Southern Africa, obtaining their freedom from their white colonial overlords, Swaziland is a truly a unique case, in that they decisively ended up with measurably LESS equality than what they had under their colonial subjugators - because under the British Commonwealth Protectorate, Swaziland had English Common Law which gave universal equality and woman's suffrage But the tribal nature of the Swazi peeps meant they wanted to do away with european influence no matter the cost....

Which is how we got to the current nimrod King Mswati the 3rd, whom has ruled Swaziland for the past 40 years, with as must decadence and despotism as you can imagine!

MSWATI THE TYRANT CLOWN:

The myriad of Mswati's controversies are as varied and numerous as they are depraved. Few people outside Southern Africa even know about the guy's existence, but the very real impact his inglorious reign has had upon the living circumstances of his subjects are extreme. For many Swazi reformists and liberals (few as they are compared to the rest of their tribal wingcucked countrymen), it's a deadly serious situation, and the few brave souls daring to protest or bring attention upon the depravity of their small nation state's misrule, often face intimidation, long imprisonment, exile and death.

The greatest and grandest tragedy of Swaziland is that in spite of Mswati's tyranny, stupidity and depravity, his people unironically worships him, and hold their royalty in the highest of regard. They are so tribally insular compared to even the other races of South Africa, that by large the overwhelming majority of Swazi people either approve of his monarchy, or tolerate it because their tribal customs are so deeply embedded within their very cores.

https://old.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/6biqgz/the_king_of_thailand_is_suing_facebook_to_keep/

The depravity and decadence of Mswati can be very closely compared to that of the King of Tailand, who's a class-A-clusterfrick compared to his predecessor, but it's illegal to criticize him.

https://www.reuters.com/article/world/illegal-thoughts-how-some-exiled-critics-of-thai-king-are-fuelling-a-revolt-idUSKBN2610B8/

There is quite literally nothing under the sun Mswati can do to lose the support of his subjects, short of actively destroying his very nation, and thus his people tolerate his despotic decadence, even if it includes them actively being impoverished by his avarice and policies.

In no particular order here are the many Dramas of Mswati the 3rd!

[1] ARRESTS OF PRO-DEMOCRACY PROTESTORS THROUGHOUT HIS 40 YEAR REIGN:

Now just because Swaziland royalty enjoys the placid support of most of its citizens, that doesn't mean all of the Swazi are complacent. Out of the 1.25 million Swazis alive, there have been more than adequate belligerents to Mswati's reign. Especially since the quality of life of Swazis can be even lower than even of that of the poorest rural South Africa, and often IS in fact directly influenced by Mswati's and the Royal family's excessive spending of the national treasury.

And the average living statistics of the average Swazi is already pretty dire, so you'll come to appreciate why they get angry at the king's decadence.

"Over 70 per cent of Swazis live on less than a dollar a day and 25 per cent are infected with HIV or AIDS – the highest rate in the world [EPA]"

https://www.geo-ref.net/en/swz.htm

https://mg.co.za/africa/2021-06-29-eswatini-police-arrest-pro-democracy-protesters/

====(from 2021 article)

Residents in at least four of eSwatini's 59 constituencies held demonstrations over the weekend against the rule of King Mswati III, the last absolute monarch in Africa. The protesters were unfazed by bullets, batons and tear gas used by security forces to enforce the ban on the continuing pro-democracy protests.

Several protesters were injured in the police action. A father rescuing his child, who had collapsed after inhaling tear gas, was allegedly shot in the back on Friday 25 June when the police attacked residents of Msunduza township as they were marching to deliver a petition to the member of parliament from Mbabane East.

Over a dozen others were allegedly arrested from the Siphofaneni constituency in the Lubombo region. The residents there had mobilised for a similar march on Saturday, demanding democratic reforms, including the right to elect a prime minister. The prime minister is currently appointed by the king, along with other ministers in the Cabinet.

Communist leader tortured:

Mcolisi Ngcamphalala, the deputy general secretary of the Communist Party of Swaziland (CPS), was stopped on his way to the march at a roadblock set up by the police. On identifying him, two police officers in plain clothes reportedly seized him and forced him out of the car, ostensibly because he had taken pictures.

"I was kicked all over the body, held by my genitals and bundled into a police van to Siphofaneni police station," Ngcamphalala said. He was allegedly tortured for two hours while being interrogated at the station about the role of the CPS in the protest movement, among other other things.

Struggle for democracy:

In Swaziland, members of parliament are directly appointed by the king for two-thirds of the seats in the upper house and about 12% of those in the lower house. For the remaining seats, only those approved by the chiefs, who exercise power on behalf of the monarch in their respective chiefdoms, can contest the elections as individuals and not as representatives of political parties. Political parties have been banned by the monarchy since 1973.

The application of the law, which automatically criminalises individuals for holding membership of banned parties, has been relaxed since the 2000s in order to avoid criticism from Western powers because Mswati greatly values relations with these countries. However, parties have no space in parliamentary politics in the country.

In such a toothless parliament, which can be dissolved at the will of the king, Simelane has emerged as one of the very few pro-democracy voices. He did not hesitate to meet his constituents when they marched to deliver the petition. However, attempts by the police to stop the protesters escalated the situation into a riot.

====(end article from 2021)

At least once every 2-4 years there appears to be a Swazi protest against the Absolute monarchy, either due to the breaking of news of the latest bad policy or waste of taxpayer money.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-11210849

====(BBC article from 2010)

Police in Swaziland have arrested about 50 people ahead of protests against sub-Saharan Africa's last absolute monarchy, activists say.

Most of those detained were later freed and hundreds of people marched through Manzini, Swaziland's commercial centre.

Several South Africans trade unionists were prevented from taking part in the march and deported.

King Mswati III and his 13 wives are accused of living in luxury while most Swazis are poor.

"The arbitrary arrest of these political activists, lawyers, trade unionists and journ*lists is nothing short of police harassment and intimidation," the group said in a statement.

====(end quote)

The Mail-And-Guardian, one of my favorite online publications (they are good journ*lists generally), has a literal archive for just Swaziland protests, stretching from when the paper started, and began archiving on the Internet.

https://mg.co.za/tag/swaziland-protests/

https://mg.co.za/article/2011-04-14-protests-in-swaziland-amid-government-crackdown/

====(from 2011 M&G article)

On Tuesday, police also fired tear gas and water cannons, beat protesters with batons and arrested activists to break up the protest, according to organisers.

At least 100 people were detained, including top labour and civil society leaders, unions said.

"The state has responded with extreme brutality and people feel unsafe. Many of our people are in police cells," said Vincent Dlamini, general secretary of the National Association of Public Servants and Allied Workers Union.

Two protest leaders were detained on Wednesday, with one held under house arrest, according to Sipho Kunene, leader of the Swaziland Federation of Labour.

Police patrolled Manzini on Wednesday, arresting people in groups, including four teachers who were speaking to an AFP journ*list in a cafe.

"We are not used to seeing so many soldiers. People are afraid of walking to town. I am afraid this is going to affect business," said one Manzini resident, speaking on condition of anonymity.

==== ARAB SPRINGS IN 2011:

Prime Minister Barnabas Dlamini, a staunch royalist, has banned the protest which began as a Facebook campaign modelled on uprisings in North Africa.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arab_Spring [kaamrev: the Swazis were trying to replicate the Arab Springs uprising and protests against their totalitarian states, as Internet and online websites like Facebook had begone to proliferate amongst even the Swazis whom were connected.]

Police began setting up roadblocks late last week and have raided the homes of activists.

The king has not spoken publicly about the protests but sent his top advisers to meet with union leaders last week in a failed bid to convince them to drop the protest plan.

With 13 wives and a fortune estimated at $100-million, Mswati is ranked by Forbes magazine as among the 15 richest monarchs in the world.

Life expectancy is the lowest in the world, at 32,5 years.

====(end 2011 M&G article)

These arrests, and lack of absolute freedom of speech and the inability to criticize the Royalty, as well as form political parties, have sparked protests, riots and uprisings all the way back since 1980. Here is article from 2010, same story.

https://www.iol.co.za/news/africa/swazi-protests-peaceful-despite-arrests-52973

====(from iol article)

"About 2 000 activists - including students, workers and members of banned political parties - met in Nelspruit, Mpumalanga's capital, after Swaziland banned all union meetings and political rallies in the kingdom."

[Oh yes, the protestors whom are often, quite literally chased out of the country by the police of Swaziland would often congregate in nearby South Africa, to hold their protest towards the King and royalty, and the ANC government would refuse to do anything about it cuz, the Swazis and ANC hated each other!!! ]

"Last week, the government refused to acknowledge the demands, dismissing them as the work of "cowards" and foreign groups such as South Africa's ruling African National Congress and the Congress of South African Trade Unions." Lol

====(end article)

Anyways you guys get the idea, despite Mswati being a clown, his despotic government is quite seriously oppressive in its own incompetent way, and only few concessions have been made by protests over the past decades.

Unfortunately there aren't a lot of Safrican articles criticizing the Swazi clampdown of protestors pre-Democratization of Safrica in 1993-1994, because the Union/Apartheid government in turn clamped down on any media/journ*lism going against the Apartheid order, and Swaziland was one of the few neutral states actually working with the White regime, and opposing the activity of the ANC underground. But be aware that Mswatsi and the Dlamini family have been totalitarian since 1980.

[2] THE 2012 SOVERIEGN MONARCH DRAMA:

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/queen-elizabeth-II/9274690/King-of-Bahrain-lunches-with-Queen-as-human-rights-storm-rages.html

https://archive.ph/rghJl

Now way back in 2012, Dizzy Lizzie from Bongland went to have the bright idea to host the 2012 Sovereign Monarchs Lunch in Buckingham Palace , which celebrated the last remaining Monarchs of the world. I recall this attracted a massive amount of criticism at the time, since many of the Sovereign leaders were extremely barbaric and ruthless in the rule over their subject.

While Bongland's Lizzie was well loved by most Bongs, this was only so because she was a figurehead who spent her time doing charity works for the poor and kissing babies and shit. In most of the rest of the world, the Monarchs have very tangible absolute power over their subjects, and like much of history, most monarchs are bad incompetent leaders.

For the English people themselves, the biggest magnet for criticism, was the King of Bahrain at the time, whom was in the news cycle at the time for the usual brutal dictator shit which United Nationcels b-word about every year.

====(from Telegraph article)

The Middle East ruler is one of a number of foreign monarchs criticised for their human rights records or extravagant lifestyles who have been invited to dine with the British Royal Family.

Buckingham Palace has released a guest list for the Sovereign Monarchs lunch being held at Windsor Castle today - the biggest gathering of foreign royals in the UK since the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge's wedding last year.

The Labour MP said many would regret Foreign Secretary William Hague's decision to approve the inclusion of the Middle East ruler.

But the Foreign Office has stressed it is supporting Bahrain in its attempts to improve its human rights.

====(end quote)

But that wasn't the only regime ruler or Monarch criticized, or which brought heat towards this really badly though out publicity stunt of the British Royal family!

For Southern Africans, it was our boi Mswati the 3rd, drawing lightning Many safrican activists decried the Bong royal family legitimizing international relationships with despots, and enabling their continued reign, especially so soon, after the very violent 2011 Swazi protests, which had itself tried to emulate the Arab Springs.

The Arab Springs protest which had been targeted against the rule of SOME OF THE QUESTS ON THE QUEST LIST!!!

====(from Telegraph article)

Guests from controversial regimes include Swaziland's King Mswati III, Sheikh Nasser Mohamed Al-Jaber Al-Sabah of Kuwait and Prince Mohammed Bin Nawaf Bin Abdulaziz Al Saud of Saudi Arabia.

Mr MacShane said: ''Arab nations must let their citizens vote in free elections and let them speak without fear of arrest, torture or death. ''For too long we have turned a blind eye to the repression carried out under the rule of royals in Arabia.

''The FCO should protect the British Queen rather than expose her to having to dine with a despot.''

The popular uprisings that toppled a succession of Arab dictators across the Middle East last year failed to ignite significant protests in the Arab Peninsula.

But in Bahrain there were major demonstrations with protesters calling for a greater say in government, these were violently put down by Saudi forces called in by the regime.

Swaziland's King Mswati III, is accused of having a lavish lifestyle while his people starve.

Protests were held outside the African ruler's exclusive London hotel earlier this week where he is said to be staying with an entourage of more than 30 people.

====(end quote)

https://www.dw.com/en/queens-jubilee-lunch-met-with-controversy/a-15958158

[3] FISCAL INDICIPLINE:

"Eswatini has been described as having been gripped by years of fiscal indiscipline, government corruption, and lavish lifestyles of the royal family. The nation has also been described as being on the brink of economic disaster due to these factors."

Basically the joint rule of King Mswati the 3rd, has been constantly plagued with EPIC degrees of financial mismanagement. Imagine the crackiest trailer-trash redneck poorcels whom had inherited a fortune or won the lottery and squanders that money via the most crass lowbrow manner feasible within the span of just 5 years, as they buy luxury cars, fabulous mansions and worthless material crap, because they have never been conditioned to save money or properly manage possessions.

But instead imagine that each time they run out of money, they get to tax the shit out of their constituents instead.....

https://www.swazilandnews.co.za/fundza.php?nguyiphi=488

Our frickboi and family will continue to buy luxury cars over the decades, and will demonstrate poor impulse control even when there are international disasters affecting the nation's economy like fricking COVID

====(from swazilandnews)

MBABANE: King Mswati who rules eSwatini as an absolute Monarch is now appealing for more donations from the international community to mitigate the escalating COVID-19, few months after splashing about R1 Billion buying Rolls Royce and a fleet of BMWs to be used by his family.

On or around May 2020, King Mswati, through Prime Minister Ambrose Mandvulo Dlamini appealed to the United Nations for financial support saying the COVID-19 crisis came at the time when the country was fighting HIV, malaria and TB.

But it later emerged that even though the King was appealing for donations, over R500 Million donated by various companies, UN agencies and other international partners to the National Disaster Management Agency(NDMA) under the Deputy Prime Minister's Office was marred by allegations of corruption, as a result, the citizens are struggling to get food parcels and COVID-19 grants.

Our investigation has uncovered that other COVID 19 protective equipment donated by various companies and agencies meant for hospitals are diverted by the Ministers to be used at the palaces while government struggles to fund the fight against the virus from public coffers.

As a result political parties and trade union leaders came hard on the government demanding evidence that the R24 Billion budget announced by Finance Minister Neal Rijkenberg was used to fight the COVID-19.

=====

However, the Deputy Prime Minister failed to respond to our questions this week when asked to explain why the country was surviving with donations after the King splashed about R1 Billion on expensive vehicles to be used by the royal family.

On or November 2019, Chief Mgwagwa Gamedze, the Chief Executive Officer(CEO) in the King's Office told this Swaziland News that the King bought the vehicles from his own pocket. He said the money came through the royal budget approved by Parliament and supplemented through the sale of old cars belonging to royalty, however, no public auction was ever conducted by royalty for the sale of the vehicles.

Eugene Dube, a respected eSwatini journ*list who interviewed the King's Office CEO when the vehicles arrived in the country warned the United Nations and international community at large to refrain from funding King Mswati's government saying the regime does not embrace transparency and accountability hence the funding ends up benefiting only the royal family.

====(end quote)

https://allafrica.com/stories/201310142652.html

"A Swazi newspaper has told its readers that King Mswati III's net personal wealth is estimated at US$200 million (E2 billion), breaking protocol that the personal life of the monarch is never discussed.

The estimate first came from the Forbes magazine in 2007, repeated in 2009 and has been widely reported all over the world and used extensively by critics of the king who say he squanders money on himself while seven in ten of his 1.3 million subjects live in abject poverty on less than US$2 per day."

https://swazimedia.blogspot.com/2007/09/story-swazi-media-missed.html

====(from Swaziblogspot on Forbes 2007 article)

Here's a news report the Swazi media seem to have missed. On Friday (31 August 2007) Forbes.com reported that Swaziland King Mswati III was the richest monarch in all of sub-Saharan Africa. Forbes estimates his net worth to be 200 million US dollars (one billion four hundred thousand Swazi emalangeni).

What Forbes did not report was that about 70 per cent of the Swazi population of 1.1 million people live in poverty with an income less than one US dollar (seven emalengeni) per day. More than half the population is presently receiving food aid from overseas' donors following the failure of crops in the kingdom due to drought. In July UN agencies appealed for 18 million US dollars to help Swaziland, but so far only 3.1 million has been forthcoming, according to the UN Office for the Coordination of Humanitarian Affairs (OCHA).

====(end blogspot quote)

https://www.forbes.com/2009/06/17/monarchs-wealth-scandal-business-billionaires-richest-royals.html

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-13963463

====(from 11 July 2011 BCC article) [This is what led to Swaziland emulating the Arab Springs riots]

Swaziland's King Mswati III ascended to the throne 25 years ago but he has little to celebrate during his silver jubilee.

An absolute monarch who rules over 1.2 million people, his government is in financial ruin, running out of cash for salaries, health care and fuel.

"My wife works at the university. Last month they got paid late. And they don't know what will happen when it's pay day again," Sikelela Dlamini, the co-ordinator of the opposition Swaziland United Democratic Front (SUDF), told the BBC.

"In the health sector, it's worse. Some people got only half their salaries. There is no money - only panic," he says.

The crisis has been caused by profligate spending - on the royal family of 13 wives, as well as unbudgeted wage increases - and a sharp decline in income because of the global economic crisis and new trade rules in the region, analysts say.

Patient care is at risk, in a country with one of the world's highest rates of HIV/Aids infection.

According to a report in the privately owned Times of Swaziland newspaper, MP Joseph Madonsela told parliament recently that state hospitals would run out of anti-retroviral drugs within two months.

=====

Mr Dlamini says the government - which did not respond to BBC requests for an an interview - is facing a cash-flow crisis on other fronts as well.

"You will see cars parked. There is no fuel; no money," he says.

An analyst with South Africa's Institute for International Affairs, Catherine Grant-Makokera, points out that companies which supply the government with goods and services are not being paid either.

"Even printers haven't been paid," she says.

The International Monetary Fund (IMF), which sent a team to Swaziland in May to assess the situation, says Swaziland faces a "serious liquidity crisis", and needs to curb expenditure.

=====

The IMF also cited a 4.5% unbudgeted wage increase for civil servants and politicians last year, as well as overspending on "goods and services - notably defence", as other reasons for the financial hole.

"Swaziland is not going to fight a war anytime soon so why this expenditure? It is typical of a dictatorship," he says.

=====

"The king has 13 wives, many children and many more servants. They take a huge chunk of the budget," Mr Dlamini says.

Ms Grant-Makokera believes the monarch may have hindered the government's efforts to resolve the financial crisis.

"But there now seems to be an acknowledgement [by the king] of the need to make adjustments. He has cancelled his silver jubilee celebrations," Ms Grant-Makokera says.

Swaziland has also asked South Africa for a reported bailout of about $1.4m after the African Development Bank turned down its plea for help.

====(end quote)

[4] CONTROVERSY OF THE KING'S MANY WIFES AND KIDNAPPING OF WOMEN FOR HIS HAREM:

Our boi Mswati the 3rd obtained the crown in 1986 at the age of 18, and in that time has obtained 15 wives!

And every year many Swazi women vie for his attention during the "annual Umhlanga or Reed Dance ceremony participated by about 40,000 maidens." Since most Swazi peeps are brokenshit poor, marriage to the King and other viable Dlamini nobles is their ticket out of poverty.

https://ourplanetinmylens.com/umhlanga-reed-dance-festival-eswatini/

But not every single Swazi woman is keen on being the fleshlight of this disgusting lardbucket

Thus EVEN with literally 40 000 women vying for his attention yearly, our degenerate King will still go out of his way to kidnap women who doesn't reciprocate his attention!!! Many accusations have been laid that the King kidnaps Swazi women he takes a fancy to, but had told him to frick off.

They can hold these women captive by threatening their family or by holding their status in Swazi society hostage - thus though it is not the tradidional idea of kidnapping, many women have indeed been held "hostage" against their free will by the Royal family.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/swazilands-royal-bridal-mess/

====(from cbsnews article)

A mother's lawsuit to prevent King Mswati III from marrying her daughter has infuriated the royal family and put it on a collision course with Swaziland's judiciary.

"This is a national crisis," said Jan Sithole, secretary-general of the Swaziland Federation of Trade Unions.

But the royal family sees it as a simple case of an impertinent woman with no respect for tradition in a nation where the king is above the law.

"We have traditional forums where such issues should be addressed and we are surprised this woman decided to go to court," said Malamlela Magagula, a royal adviser. "The (king) wondered whether (the) mother was really a Swazi citizen or not."

====(end quote)

This is a great example to showcase how usually servile the average Swazi is towards the Dlamini Royal family. The Dlaminis could not even understand why she was opposing the and called into question if the mother was in fact Swazi

====(article continued)

The conflict began after Mswati's aides picked three women he spotted at the annual reed dance festival and took them to secret locations to become his newest wives.

Though many consider it an honor to have a child chosen to be a royal bride, Lindiwe Dlamini was horrified that her 18-year-old daughter Zena Zoraya Mahlangu was taken and decided to sue.

Trade unionists, opposition groups, civic officials, lawyers and ordinary Swazis condemned the royal family's actions.

"Their conduct blatantly undermines the independence of the judiciary and directly interferes with the smooth administration of justice and the rule of law," the Law Society of Swaziland said.

Rights activists have condemned the king's policy of taking brides without asking the women's permission or talking to their families.

"Such a practice, Your Majesty, is degrading, dehumanizing and traumatic to the dignity and person of women folk," Vulindlela Msibi, president of the Human Rights Association of Swaziland, wrote in a letter to Mswati.

====(end cbs article)

[5] THE INSTITUTION AND LIFTING OF UNDER-18 S*X CONTROVERSY:

Back in 2001 the Swazi King instituted a ban for under-18 s*x to try and combat the horrific rates of HIV infections within the country. Ban was unpopular because older Swazi men wanted to s*x supple under-16 girls

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2005/aug/20/aids

====(from guardian article)

The announcement in the kingdom's papers yesterday coincided with the release of government statistics revealing nearly a third of Swazi 15- to 19-year-olds carry the virus that causes Aids, the scourge King Mswati III had hoped to combat with his appeals to girls to remain virgins.

Alarmed at the high rate of HIV infection, Mswati in 2001 reinstated for five years the "unchwasho" rite, banning sexual relations for unmarried girls younger than 18.

Swazi girls were instructed to wear a tasselled scarf as a symbolic badge of virginity.

If an unchwasho girl was approached by a man, she was expected to throw her tassels at his homestead, forcing his family to pay a penalty of a cow.

====(end quote)

BUT THEN THE CHEEKY FRICKER UNDID THE BAN, BECAUSE HE WANTED TO GET HIS PEEPEE WET WITH A 17 YEAR OLD!

[6] ARTICLE FROM 2005 DESCRIBING KING'S 13TH WIFE, AND THE LIFTING OF THE UNDERAGE S*X BAN:

https://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4283932.stm

========(from article)

King Mswati of Swaziland has chosen a teenager to be his 13th wife. Phindile Nkambule, 17, was revealed to the public when she took part in a traditional Reed Dance ceremony, in which girls perform before the king.

The announcement comes just weeks after Mswati III ended an official ban on s*x for women under 18. The ban was aimed at curbing the spread of HIV/Aids.

She is reported to have caught the king's eye during the main annual Reed Dance in late August, when tens of thousands of bare-breasted girls took part in a traditional rite of Spring.

Ms Nkambule is younger than the king's first daughter, Princess Sikhanyiso, who turned 18 this month. She will now wear royal loin cloths when she appears in public and has dropped out of school in order to be groomed as the monarch's wife.

Unpopular ban:

Days earlier, the king had rescinded a ban on sexual relations for girls younger than 18. The ban was started by the king in 2001 to fight Aids in a country where some 40% of the population is HIV positive. But the move had been unpopular with Swazi youths and its implementation had sparked controversy.

Just two months after imposing the ban, the king fined himself a cow for breaking it by taking a 17-year-old girl as his ninth wife. The Swazi monarch married his 12th wife, aged 18, in June.

Some Swazis are critical of King Mswati - an absolute monarch whose lavish lifestyle and many wives contrast with the poverty of many of his subjects.

====(end BBC article)

A lot of peeps got extremely angry at Mswati for this incredible display of hypocrisy. As he literally rescinded a 4 year old national law, in obvious result of his attraction towards an underage girl!

This caused such an uproar that the usually servile Swazi women, even went to protest in a unique manner.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2005/aug/20/aids

====(from gaurdian article)

When the king chose a 17-year-old as his ninth wife in 2001, about 300 young women marched to a royal residence, laying down their tassels in protest.

The king's aides argued the ban was designed to discourage casual relationships, not marriage. But Mswati surrendered the cow, which was roasted and eaten by the young women.

====(end quote)

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/swazilands-royal-bridal-mess/

====(from cbs article)

Many Swazis have been annoyed with Mswati since last year, when the king banned girls under 18 from having s*x — a decree he said was intended to halt the spread of HIV.

A few weeks after declaring the ban, Mswati took a 17-year-old girl as his ninth wife. Eventually, he paid a fine of one cow.

Masuku and other opposition leaders complain that Mswati has made himself the final arbiter of Swazi traditions.

"People must passively and submissively accept everything he does as Swazi law and custom," Masuku said. "Anything he likes is Swazi custom. Anything he dislikes is not Swazi custom."

====(end quote)

[6] LaMahlangu controversy:

https://web.archive.org/web/20041013054919/http://web.amnesty.org/library/Index/ENGAFR550042004?open=&of=ENG-SWZ

An actual case of REAL kidnapping took place way back in 2002, when "an 18-year-old high school student, disappeared from her school in October 2002. Her mother, Lindiwe Dlamini, learned that her daughter had been taken by two men, Qethuka Sgombeni Dlamini and Tulujani Sikhondze, and she reported the matter to the police. Some time later, she was told that her daughter was at Ludzidzini Royal Village and was being prepared to be the next wife of the king."

"The matter went to the High Court, but Swaziland's Attorney-General Phesheya Dlamini intervened. She has since had two children, and formally became the king's wife in 2010."

[7] WHEN KING Mswati WANTED TO NEUTER AIDS INFECTED:

A bit of drama before my time, but the W.E.F. was under fire when it had invited Mswati back in 2002, to a forum.

https://www.dailymaverick.co.za/article/2013-05-10-king-mswati-to-wef-swazi-people-dont-want-change/

"Exactly why the World Economic Forum on Africa invited King Mswati III of Swaziland to sit on a panel is a slight mystery. Throughout the WEF, the values of transparency, accountability, good governance and anti-corruption have been highlighted over and over again as essential to Africa's growth. These values are the antithesis of what King Mswati's rule has meant to Swaziland. But he insisted on Thursday that the Swazi people are very happy with their feudal status quo."

https://prezi.com/8qany1lsfzo1/king-mswati-iii-king-of-swaziland/?fallback=1

In 2000, he called during a parliamentary debate for all HIV-positive people to be "sterilized and branded".

https://mediareviewnet.com/2019/11/king-mswati-iii-of-eswatini-africas-only-remaining-despotic-tyrant/

Which as you can imagine caused controversy, since depending on the accuracies of the study being carried out, between 22-40% of Swazis are HIV positive

https://www.ru.ac.za/perspective/2013archive/kingmswatitowefswazipeopledontwantchange.html

Medical people had to go to the king and explain to him that's not just how the virus spreads! For those of you who do not know how aids is spread.

You can get aids via s*x, blood transfusions/contaminations, or literally be born with it, if your mother had AIDS, as the child was connected via the navel tube and blood. So the idea of eugenics for virus victims wasn't as completely batshit.

However, once medical personnel explained the many other ways in which AIDS could be transferred via contact or s*x, the talks about sterilization fell through pretty quick.

HOWEVER, it is a common held belief/conspiracy that our dipshit King Mswati had discovered that he HIMSELF had contracted AIDS from the many liaisons and sexcapades over the years

And THAT'S why the talks fell though! Not because of the uproar of the 25% people infected pushing back!

[8] FINALE: Mswati's SWAG COLLECTION OF WATCHES (for @BWC)

Here's a literal blog for Special watch hobbyists documenting the many and varied extravagant watches which Mswati has worn in public and special occasions throughout the years

https://iflwatches.com/blogs/celebrities/luxury-watch-collection-of-king-mswati-iii

For all your watch autism

That's all, GOOD night!

!africans

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Darn this photo is clearly pushing some buttons! Enough Magat tears in here to stop the fires. (-24)

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Did I read somewhere that that leaning stance has some association with Parkinson's or some form of frontotemporal dementia? Or am I mixing things up? (72)

Lewy body dementia, the disease Robin Williams was diagnosed with before he killed himself. (25)

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Define fascism (-12)

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A lot of people just don't have the mental bandwidth for subtlety.I lived in California for about ten years, and I still keep an eye on what's going on there because I love the place, have a ton of friends there still, and am seriously considering moving back in a couple years. I've got a few criticisms of Newsom, but all in all I do think he's a relatively decent person (especially compared to politicians in general) and I think he's done a pretty good job as governor of California. (347)

Are you kidding me.He has allowed his commission that he appointed to raise our pg&e rates not once but 5 times last year. It's disgusting! 24 billion dollars disappeared for the use of combatting homelessness no accountability of how it was used gone with no results of the money. Now the gruesome just used his cabinet to pass a law because he took 20 billion from the feds for stimulus checks and social programs. He had a massive budget surplus that just disappeared and now 20 billion is due so the law say's he can attach every working Californian 21 dollar's a paycheck till this 20 billion is paid back. So come on back and join the party because it's going to get worst. Oh ya I tried to buy a gas generator just a small Honda generator no big deal. No small gas motors sold in California anymore no weed eaters or lawnmowers that are gas powered anything gas powered banned. This is me talking Frick California now I have to drive to Nevada to buy this generator. (6)

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He got that close and didn't punch him? LOST OPPORTUNITY!I do find it funny when World Leaders who sometimes have literal armies fighting and dying against each other meet for cups of tea, safe in the knowledge that they're not going to get murdered. "Send a million men to die to defeat this Evil Cause? Absolutely. Risk my own life to kill the architect? How ridiculous. Do you think I'm a member of Hoi Polloi?" (1)

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The frick you say? Newsom is a decent man? Whats decent about him?! This is why reddit has become stupid. - was it his light on crime?- was it him fixing homelessness with 24 billion dollars? - was it how he handle the forrest? - maybe it was how he always looks good evening pinning his emergency coat to speak on tv while theres a god darn wild fire buring in LA- maybe watching a distraught woman begging him for help and him lying sayi g he is o. The phone with the president right now and when she asks to hear and or speak with him he doesnt have service. Say all the mean shit about trump but dont glorify newsom while families have lost homes schools and businesses while he was warned by all the gdarn isnurance companies, that left california, that this was going to happen. (1)

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The deep state is everywhere https://t.co/BhAjUiskJv

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) February 24, 2025

A very questionable appointment by @realDonaldTrump. @sriramk’s pet issue is expanding the H-1B visa program and removing country cap quotas for Green Cards.

Not America First at all. pic.twitter.com/npWllWi62o

— U.S. Tech Workers (@USTechWorkers) December 23, 2024

The Republicans are partly doing this as revenge against the bigtech anti-Trumpers but also because the VC douches that backed Trump want cheap labor.

Do you think the Democrats that work at all the bigtech are going to pivot right on immigration in the coming years after getting replaced?

Looks like it if you look at the coding subreddits.

https://old.reddit.com/r/cscareerquestions/comments/1hcygo8/jury_finds_discrimination_in_h1b_visa_tech_worker/

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Sounds right up Reddit's alley (39)

Uhh no, we believe in democracy and free and fair elections unlike MAGA who did Jan 6. (-16)

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The dems ran a terrible campaign and a lot of people were definitely caught up with genocide Joe. I want to laugh about people searching what is an oligarchy. This country is sooo cooked. (12)

Yup. Hoping all his advisors fail to keep tRump in check because I want every fricker who refused to learn their lessons and voted for this moron to feel immense amounts of personal and professional pain. And the left for doing such a shit job etc being the left. At this point I'm all for tRump destroying the place. We're not gonna be at a place for any sort of actual revolution till the body count is atleast a few million given how quick these morons learn. And if we're incapable of reaching a point of revolution, it's be better for everyone for the union and it's states to just stop existing (-14)

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Ok so you don't call voting democracy? What's the point of being this pedantic?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Representative_democracy (9)

What was the point of you going to school (assuming you did) ? Maybe you should have paid better attention (-7)

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And you all say that Trump supporters are violent and racist and all this bullshit but yet not ine has vomited out the hate and disinformation and delusional false comments like you all have just to get your way and when that don't work you lash out even worse...it's annoying and embarrassing to be honest anything is better than Joe Biden and his bullshit he didn't do shit but focus on more gun control which don't do shit and we have proven that calling for more control does nothing but give more access to criminals and harder for us law abiding Americans and turns more people into criminals you all just need to grow the frick up already and the more hate you preach the more you look exactly what you call us we don't say shit to you but we are the violent ones? Sounds legit.... not.. (0)

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The dems ran a terrible campaign and a lot of people were definitely caught up with genocide Joe. I want to laugh about people searching what is an oligarchy. This country is sooo cooked. (12)

Yup. Hoping all his advisors fail to keep tRump in check because I want every fricker who refused to learn their lessons and voted for this moron to feel immense amounts of personal and professional pain. And the left for doing such a shit job etc being the left. At this point I'm all for tRump destroying the place. We're not gonna be at a place for any sort of actual revolution till the body count is atleast a few million given how quick these morons learn. And if we're incapable of reaching a point of revolution, it's be better for everyone for the union and it's states to just stop existing (-14)

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Hey! I too am expecting him to govern as he campaigned. Just stirring up fear and hate, name-calling and violent rhetoric, and lying and lying and lying. Oh and financially we will be in great shape as long as he runs this country like he runs his businesses. Go bankrupt. Walk away. Repeat x 6. Sure will be fun to have a president who comes up with an idiotic name for every single person he doesn't like. It's like we will all be back in second grade again. What fun!In reality though, who the frick does that?! Do you just call people childish stupid names as you go about your day? Just lie your face off because you can? Even when you're clearly flat wrong? Or say things like "I don't think science knows everything." Pro tip: science is literally universal truth. It explains literally everything. There is nothing more reliable.Oh. And your statement about billionaires is a bold faced lie. So unless you have actual numbers to back that up, stop being just like Trump. I don't care who y... (0)

Stop illegal immigration and deport the ones that are criminals. Cut government waste. Bring manufacturing back to the US. Stop the war in Ukraine and keep us out of more endless conflicts. It's Morning in America once again. (3)

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Shockingly the CPI (customer prices index) has risen again to 3%, nobody in the country could've predicted this happening.

Of course, this doesn't mean much of anything when prices seem to be entirely arbitrary, as seen by this monstrosity

Alongside non-existent wage growth

Results entirely in the obvious choice to get out of this country as fast as I can. But the next vote will fix things surely.

!g*mers !oldstrags !dramatards !ranchers

Also remember that if you comment or post anything in KiA, the child-beating wife-beating meat-beating AGP jannies employ ban bots that automatically bans your accounts from the vast majority of mainstream subreddits controlled by Bardfinn and his league of extraordinary jannies!

This is the ban message that you get, this is from only a year ago!

Have a look at its most-updooted-of-all-time posts, average ones are from 7-9 years ago and reflect the cultural and political situation of their eras!

https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/top/?sort=top&t=all

For example, many mid-2010s internet characters that are today prominent lolcows, and most of whom had a fall from grace in the G*merGate community, did AMAs or otherwise used the subreddit!

G*MERGATE 10TH ANNIVERSARY SPERGOSPECTIVE, A DECADE OF AUTISM 2014-2024:

Famous lolcows/internet e-celebs that used/posted/did AMAs on /r/KotakuinAction:

Milo Yayabussypolols did an AMA 9 years ago:

https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/2sbw6j/im_milo_and_this_is_my_g*mergate_book_ama/

Tim Pool did an AMA 5 years ago:

https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/bcy1u8/im_tim_pool_an_yall_are_talking_about_subverse/

Hotwheels from 8chan also did an AMA 9 years ago:

https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/2j8vg8/i_am_hotwheelscopypastefredrick_brennan_the/

Null from KiwiFarms posted this 8 years ago:

https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/4ax6tj/censorship_warning_twitter_actively_banning/

Mike Cernovich did an AMA 9 years ago:

https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/2lm8ts/mike_cernovich_ama/

Zoe Quinn's cuck bf made multiple AMAs in there and also loved to beg for G*merGater NEETBux to help his legal cases:

https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/search?q=author%3Aqrios&sort=relevance&t=all

Collection of interesting KiAutism posts from almost 10 years ago:

Reddit bans /r/whalewatching thinking its a clone of /r/fatpeoplehate. It was actually a real attempt at a whale watching community and has existed for +2 years.

https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/39g65l/reddit_bans_rwhalewatching_thinking_its_a_clone/

Chairman Pao just banned /r/fatpersonhate and /r/fatpeoplehate3 for "ban evasion" - as if they were already "harassing", ergo: banning ideas instead of behavior!

https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/39dcr1/chairman_pao_just_banned_rfatpersonhate_and/

/r/TheRedPill was subreddit of the day on 24 April 2016!

https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/4ga45f/i_dub_today_the_triggering_trp_is_subreddit_of/

Lauren Southern before she became a lolcow mocked even by rightoids:

https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/50enhd/the_value_of_capturing_sjw_insanity_on_camera/

An old Reddit powermod speaks his mind.

https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/3bzleu/an_old_reddit_admin_speaks_his_mind/

Imgur censors the word "Trigglypuff" after a new video by a person who was attending "The Triggering" talk (featuring Milo, Based Mom, and Crowder) goes viral on Imgur

https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/4hfqis/censorship_imgur_censors_the_word_trigglypuff/

Trigglypuff is the ancient "TRIGGERED" SJW meme:

Porn Site Offers Gawker Founder $35k To Star In Hulk Hogan Themed Porn Film

https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/4p0tzm/porn_site_offers_gawker_founder_35k_to_star_in/

I never in my 21 years thought I'd say this, but Brianna Wu has a valid point.

https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/57ix4u/i_never_in_my_21_years_thought_id_say_this_but/

Here is some random prophetmaxxing about the Reddit Pope-turned Anti- Pope Richard GODkins:

Rebeccca Watson, of ElevatorGate and Atheism+ fame, feels the need to mention Richard Dawkins' "spate" history "of bigoted comments" in article about him suffering a stroke

https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/45e9ez/rebeccca_watson_of_elevatorgate_and_atheism_fame/

"You know you've won the argument when the only counter argument they can find is that you are white or male or old." - Richard Dawkins

https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/3f9l0e/you_know_youve_won_the_argument_when_the_only/

Richard Dawkins talking about SJW's with Bill Maher

https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/3nc1l4/richard_dawkins_talking_about_sjws_with_bill_maher/

KPFA cancels Richard Dawkins' speech because of his tweets about Islam

https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/6oxbho/kpfa_cancels_richard_dawkins_speech_because_of/

Jerry Coyne - "Richard Dawkins deplatformed at a book talk in Berkeley for "abusive speech" about Islam on Twitter"

https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/6onpak/censorship_jerry_coyne_richard_dawkins/

I think Richard Dawkins is trying to get banned from Twitter

https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/43eclf/humor_i_think_richard_dawkins_is_trying_to_get/

Salon: Never tweet, Richard Dawkins: Famed atheist now signal-boosting Nazi Propaganda

https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/43rc6d/salon_never_tweet_richard_dawkins_famed_atheist/

Ah whatever here is a shitton about Dogkins posts:

https://www.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/search?q=dawkins&sort=relevance&t=all

Ubisoft mocks Christianity in Watch Dogs 2, but when one user of the Ubisoft Forums asks if they would do the same thing with Islam, the thread gets locked immediately for being "offensive to religions"

https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/5vih1s/gaming_ubisoft_mocks_christianity_in_watch_dogs_2/

Ancient drama with peak early 2010s Twitter lolcow Phil Fish:

https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/2us4lj/giantbomb_censors_out_link_to_techraptor_and/

Phil Fish is now immortalized in the Soy Boy meme compilations!

Ancient Twitter drama with Notch (/r/Drama mod who just so happens to have created Memecraft) from 9 years ago:

https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/34inhy/notch_attacked_on_twitter_by_crazy_sjw_who_then/

Collection of almost decade-old posts about ancient lolcow Andrew Dobson + Allison Rapp autism:

https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/2hrwyw/a_female_g*mer_who_is_a_fan_of_andrew_dobsons/

https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/2hrhde/andrew_dobson_doesnt_know_when_to_quit_drags/

https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/4cw47l/tom_preston_aka_andrew_dobson_defends_rapp/

https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/4cph1g/alison_rapp_megathread/

Mister Metokur has just had his Youtube account banned shortly following his twitter ban.

https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/9awcyi/happenings_mister_metokur_has_just_had_his/

5 years later, Metokur has got his YT channel back, his channel is monetized again, and he is back on Twitter and streaming to an audience larger than ever!

Not So Awesome: The That Guy With The Glasses/Channel Awesome #ChangeTheChannel Google Doc

https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/890k3r/discussion_not_so_awesome_the_that_guy_with_the/

THE GREAT NEURODIVERGENT WAR OF 2018 (/R/DRAMA INVOLVED!): The David_Me Coup Attempt of 2018

https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/905bid/davidme_posted_his_plans_for_this_community_and/

https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/8yob48/megathread_kia_davidme_breakdown_media_coverage/

https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/7u4y2h/regarding_a_meta_post_that_was_posted_by_davidme/

https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/90tfod/meta_official_davidme_megathread_and_other_posts/

https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/90bao6/davidme_and_kia_a_compromise_proposal/

https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/90aqy5/if_davidme_wishes_to_focus_on_honesty_and_truth/

https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/8zlaih/meta_eron_claim_to_have_got_a_message_from_3_days/

https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/90ol75/kia_has_been_dominated_by_straight_white_men_for/

https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/8yt0sz/users_make_yourself_heard_that_you_want_a/

https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/91njb7/a_question_concerning_the_last_few_days_since_the/

THE END: DAVID_ME IS DEMOPPED, TOTAL NEURODIVERGENT VICTORY! https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/91vksc/meta_the_verdict_is_in/

Random MovieBlob post from before Drumpf perpetually broke his already-damaged Bing Bing Wahoo-filled McBrain:

https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/2sf2s8/moviebob_having_a_meltdown_over_being_called_an/

David Pakman Show on Twitter: ".@MatthiasCo I'm truly shocked that the CBC included me in that montage of pro #g*mergate people harassing women. Shameful journ*lism."

https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/2m9568/david_pakman_show_on_twitter_matthiasco_im_truly/

David Pakman Show on Twitter: "Brianna Wu accused me of doing a hit piece attack interview on g*mergate today. Interview will be posted later."

https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/2khb85/david_pakman_show_on_twitter_brianna_wu_accused/

Harry Potter fandom before the Great TERFication of J.K. Rollin and Trollin:

https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/94wth6/harry_potter_and_the_sjw_twattery/

Daniel Radosh (senior writer for The Daily Show) thinks that G*mergate got Trump elected

https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/6byslq/twitter_bullshit_daniel_radosh_senior_writer_for/

Matthew Gault / War Is Boring - "How Internet Trolls Became Terrorists And helped to elect Donald Trump" (yeah, the usual)

https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/6p7mg8/opinion_matthew_gault_war_is_boring_how_internet/

[Meta] I see a "no politics" rule listed here, yet I see lots of political threads posted and upmarseyd here every day. Is Rule #3 even enforced anymore?

https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/4vch8x/meta_i_see_a_no_politics_rule_listed_here_yet_i/

Also, this absolute gem of an image reminds us of simpler days:

https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2014/10/g*mergate-supporters-party-at-strip-club.html

CHVDS must be raiding pleddit because /r/politics is full of kino titles like this:

!trolls

https://old.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/1gks8bh/trump_wins_presidency_for_second_time_completing/

https://old.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/1gks5wx/fox_news_projects_trump_victory_over_harris_in/

https://old.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/1gks5p0/trump_win_pennsylvania_america_is_back_baby/

https://old.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/1gks3e8/trump_wins_pa_and_wins_2024_election_its_official/

https://old.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/1gksb05/our_government_cannot_get_any_worse_any_less/

https://old.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/1gks9wa/is_this_a_trump_train_where_we_all_go_choochoo/

https://old.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/1gksb2k/who_is_winning_the_election_latest_look_at_trump/

https://old.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/1gksbgp/trump_appears_close_to_victory_promising_to/

https://old.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/1gksckv/kamala_still_has_a_path_to_the_white_house/

https://old.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/1gksez4/national_suicide_prevention_lifeline_18002738255/

https://old.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/1gkskay/trump_wins_presidency/

https://old.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/1gksjwm/trump_wins_second_a_second_term_considered/

https://old.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/1gksjrq/donald_trump_projected_to_become_the_47th/

https://old.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/1gksja0/donald_trump_wins_us_presidential_election_bret/

https://old.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/1gksiq1/donald_trump_defeats_kamala_harris_wins_back_the/

https://old.reddit.com/r/MarchAgainstTrump/comments/1gks5cc/trump_wins_presidency_for_second_time_completing/

https://old.reddit.com/r/MarchAgainstTrump/comments/1gkrh7p/democrats_feel_2016_all_over_again_in_harristrump/

https://old.reddit.com/r/PoliticalHumor/comments/1gks4nv/lets_acknowledge_reality/

https://old.reddit.com/r/AntifascistsofReddit/comments/1gkk6pu/election_day_boring_as_hell/

https://old.reddit.com/r/AmerExit/comments/1gjxnmz/moving_to_australia_where_to_go/

https://old.reddit.com/r/AmerExit/comments/1gkoiwc/democracy_in_your_country/

https://old.reddit.com/r/IWantOut/comments/1gkr9oy/wewantout_29m_29f_repairman_us_uk/

KAMALA WILL WIN THE BWC BUKKAKE WORLD RECORD !chuds !trump2024 !project2025

Heres some absolute bangers:

https://old.reddit.com/r/morbidquestions/comments/14wjedh/why_cant_you_eat_a_fetus/

"Why cant you eat a fetus?"

"Its known that one of most nutrient dense foods are unborn babies. Eggs= unborn chickens, Kaviar= unborn fish. Now imagine how much protein and other vitamins a human fetus has. Im so mad bc we waste good food like this. Abortion clinics would rather throw good food into the trash instead of giving it to me. Thousands of such fetuses are throwm away each year when I could have eaten them. I hate wasting food. So why cant you eat human fetuses? They are unwanted anyways. I get that at some point the fetus starts to resemble a baby and has bones and all, but im talking about the fetuses in their boneless jelly-like form. They could have been tasty with some sweet and spicy sauce mmmm."

https://old.reddit.com/r/femaleseparatists/comments/1b5pmzh/straight_women_in_relationships_with_men_are/

"Straight women in relationships with men are basically prostitutes"

"Well not really, at least a prostitute gets money out of the intercourse, you Just are forced to do it for free lmao. And she forces the man to wear a condom meanwhile your man coerces you to do it without it and you end up pregnant, with Stds or a broken heart. You see what I mean?

Ever occured to you why lesbians have less s*x than straight women? Its not bc lesbians have lower libido or sth, its bc straight women are forced to have s*x with men to maintain the " relationship" . You are still forced to have s*x whether you are a prostitute trying to make ends meet or a straight woman in a relationship.

Stay celibate."

half of her face doxx, ngl kinda cute

theres also tons of posting in conspiratard places like /r/prisonplanet, /r/ghosts

Shes also KIND of r-slurred - she, despite being a grown butt woman, doesnt know about the fresh water cycle. ! polish neighbors is euro education really this bad?

https://old.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/1bn8fxi/why_havent_we_run_out_of_fresh_water_yet/

https://old.reddit.com/r/femaleseparatists/comments/1bku4jr/men_could_never_live_without_women_and_its/

"Men could never live without women and its pathetic."

"They are slaves to their own balls and peepees. They are slaves to us and they hate to admin it. The mans life goal is to have s*x with women. Even if he says his goal is to be rich he wants to be rich to get acces to more beautiful women. Everything in a mans life revolves around getting kitty. They only think about s*x or destruction.

I once watched a movie and there was this guy who asked - what would we do if women were gone? Another guy anwsered- what do you mean we would play football or play games. Next dude replies- Yeah but there wouldnt be football players anymore, do you think they play for middle aged ret4rds or to get rich and get women?

Women make their worldgo around. Say to a man that for sure 100% he will never even get to smell a kitty and he will kill himself. Bc thats his only motivator to live. S*x. Truely pathetic.

Men are slaves to their own libido and peepee. If we were gone the whole world would collapse and mass suicides and violence would occur.

There is a sub called /r/neets and these are men who refuse to work for various reasons but mostly bc they dknt get any kitty. Their resaon is , why work if I dont get no s*x? Lmao give me a break. Shows how Men would never do anything if s*x with women wasnt on the table.

Meanwhile us women can get abything done without thinking about men and their nasty disiese ridden peepees. We have life goals higher than s*x."

just unironically adorable

https://old.reddit.com/r/EscapingPrisonPlanet/comments/17hhci2/i_think_nothing_that_you_do_on_this_planet_matters/

nihilist redditor nonsense, kinda feel bad

https://old.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/166hn4z/children_are_respected_more_tham_women_are/

ahh nahh blvd is opping with children

"Children are respected more tham women are

Title. As children we are respected and loved, we are told we are beautiful Just the way we are, we are cared for, until we grow up to be women. Then we are whores and b-words who deserve less, were told were too skinny, too fat, too loud etc. Childrens abuse is never justified Our abuse is. Honestly now I get why so many grown women are acting so childlish these days, they probably want to go back to being treated like an actual human being."

https://old.reddit.com/r/Vent/comments/1611ulr/someone_took_away_my_rope/

ok she actually needs help, is she trying to hang herself?

She also posts in eating disorder subreddits

https://old.reddit.com/r/EDAnonymous/comments/15p2msu/soo_does_anyone_else_prefer_to_fantasize_about/

Also unironically and seriously posts in /r/antisex (which is a real subreddit)

https://old.reddit.com/r/antisex/comments/12afpgh/men_would_be_literally_perfect_if_it_werent_for/

kinda cooking here, shes so innocent its cute

https://old.reddit.com/r/antisex/comments/11yim7a/losing_your_virginity_as_a_woman_is_losing/

"Losing your virginity as a woman is losing yourself"

"Im writing this bc ive observed how one of my friends started to act after losing her virginity. So she told me that she lost her virginity to this one guy one day and I ofc pretended to be excited about it and showing support and all. That was 2 months ago. And now shes acting difffrent! She dresses more umm provocatively? Like mini dresses and all, showing off curves etc. And ofc shes blinded by the peepee, she cant stop talking about her boyfriend and spends all time with him. Wihich i dont mind really i like to be left alone as im an introvert. But what matters is that shes changed!

I feel like losing virginity as a woman is losing a part of yourself. That part is being taken by a man of course and you will never get it back. How humiliating is this? Being concured even once by a man, would make me feel like a whore honestly. Imagine having s*x for the first time in your life and then the man dumps you, like i would straight up wanna kms. Hes taken something from me and now I feel disgusting for the rest of my life.

S*x is damaging to women and the more you have it, the more your losing your mind. Look at prostututes, they are mentally ill and depressed bc of all the s*x with men. I feel like all women subconciously or conciously know that s*x damages them in one way or another.

Honestly i think i will be a virgin forever idc. Lose your virginity, lose your mind, lose yourself."

Rare femcel virgin spotted. Yea I kinda feel sad for her, kinda gives me "save me vibes" if you get what im saying. In other words shes perfect i think im in love

also posts in /r/neet shes unemployed

https://old.reddit.com/r/NEET/comments/11htpja/theres_discrimination_against_the_unemployed_in/

yo redpillers were cooking when they said wahman are perpetual children

https://old.reddit.com/r/snowleopards/comments/zd3b4l/smile_to_the_camera/

https://old.reddit.com/r/OneOrangeBraincell/comments/zccgte/orange_braincell_gang_atttac_a_man/

Lol

https://old.reddit.com/r/NotHowGirlsWork/comments/z8rm7r/no_words/

https://old.reddit.com/r/nihilism/comments/vit79w/depression_is_the_true_state_of_our_being/

https://old.reddit.com/r/Christianity/comments/vhjomz/my_deep_thought/

https://old.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/xd3yby/i_might_have_the_most_insane_case_of_internalized/

yea i just feel bad for her.

So what do we think about our femcel anti s*x xueen? Cooking, or nah?

https://old.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1ih3knc/i_28f_caught_my_husband_32m_doing_the_most/

I'm 28F, my husband is 32M.

Not a good start, he's a confirmed groomer.

He's always wanted kids [..] I don't express myself as super excited about it.

Stop wasting his time, b-word!

I've seen so many depressed moms who regret their decision

How many happy mothers do you reckon she's encountered that she completely discounts because she can't relate to them?

Last month was our marriage anniversary [..] he had a gift for me. I was excited. I opened the box and it was so creepy. It was a realistic doll like how a baby looks.

Even the sight of a baby upsets her. This woman is ROTTEN!

I was so creeped out, but I didn't want to ruin the night, so I just said thanked him and went to bed.

Now she's denying s*x to her husband on their anniversary because he actually got her a gift from his heart and not a Stanley cup handbag or whateverthefrick

a few days pass and last night sunday, he went out with his friends. [..] he'd be home late. [..] At 4 AM, I woke up to get ready for my shift. I went downstairs and saw him passed out on the couch. I went closer to wake him up so he wouldn't hurt his back sleeping there.

He would rather risk his back than risk waking up this harpy

Next to him was his drinks. A bottle of lube. And that silicone sticky doll. Without clothes. Placed on his private parts. He was just laying there. Passed out.

This man is so desperate to be a father he used a doll and the lube that his frigid wife needs to simulate the warmth of the child she won't provide him with, and HE'S the monster?

Disturbed. I quietly went upstairs, grabbed some clothes and left. I called in sick and checked into a hotel.

Any reason to get out an honest day's labor with these harlots

i don't know how to tell my friends or family. I'm Indian

EDIT TO THIS POST. A lot of people are asking about picture. Before leaving the house, i took a picture because i knew no one would believe me.

Now admitting to an actual crime, very good!

Or, more likely, this is a bored 20-something troll that realized getting proof made way more sense than running off, not understanding that running off with no proof is what an actual woman would do.

When you're pretending to be a woman you must heed this

I have a nespresso machine and usually make a cappuccino at home. If I'm out I'll get a drip or a matcha.

its over

The truth is that some, not all, of these so-called "other people" were put in this world to deceive you. Why? I don't know. But far fewer people than you think exist, actually exist.

Sonder is a midwit trap, where the midwit believes the most complex explanation because then he feels smart.

It's simpler than that.

You're under the delusion that every car carries those with "lives as vivid and complex as your own" --- why? There's absolutely zero proof of this. None.

"Sonder" is an artifact of a deluded mind, tricked by the world to believe in its boundlessness and complexity. Most of these "people" didn't exist before you saw them, and will cease to exist soon after. Anyone who tells you otherwise is off.

Eerily off.

There is something wrong with this world

Ol' Francis looks to be near his death bed having pneumonia and channeling is inner American being fat as frick

I wonder who will be the next head-child groomer in charge?

!coomers !2dgooners

1. "he was wrong with the ew part" "when you're white there is no upgrade; don't mix."

2. "guys, she might not have been a whore... think about it" "nah she ruined her genes with mystery meat bastard child"

This messages Cesar's wife lol:

3. Bai Michelle is back and she's trying her hand at some sweet Reportmaxxing!

4. " I agree it's rude, he should have just moved along..." "it's not a kid, it's a lump of coal"

5. "completely normal reaction" "you're literally a single Dad, bro..."

6. "insecure and racist" "there's nothing wrong with being racist actually"

7. Man literally called "Soy Horeman" chimes in. I checked his page, he's real...