Hopefully everyone is cool with me skipping the inauguration so I can go to the national title game

— JD Vance (@JDVance) January 11, 2025

Nope. That is not okay. You will be VP of the United States of America!
This is embarrassing. If you aren’t going to attend our Presidential Inauguration you should not have run for the office 💔🙏❤️‍🩹

— BarbLynn (@Bmcclenaghan75) January 11, 2025

Nope. That is not okay. You will be VP of the United States of America!

This is embarrassing. If you aren't going to attend our Presidential Inauguration you should not have run for the office

You would trade a front row seat to the most significant inauguration in the last 150 years, as the incoming vice president, for a football game? This has to be a joke.

— Little John (@BuckNak78325947) January 11, 2025

You would trade a front row seat to the most significant inauguration in the last 150 years, as the incoming vice president, for a football game? This has to be a joke.

I’m not!! Excuse me??? How can we count on you to carry this movement forward if you can’t be at the inauguration of President Trump. I love you JD have always been on your side from day one. I think you need to be there. But I guess that’s between you & President Trump.

— Rhonda🇺🇸 (@RhondaRides) January 11, 2025

I'm not!! Excuse me??? How can we count on you to carry this movement forward if you can't be at the inauguration of President Trump. I love you JD have always been on your side from day one. I think you need to be there. But I guess that's between you & President Trump.

We were talking about the possibility of Vance for 2028. Missing the inauguration would be a big deal.

— Alyssa Hope Patriot (@LoisGriffi83179) January 11, 2025

We were talking about the possibility of Vance for 2028. Missing the inauguration would be a big deal.

I think you may want to think a little more about it. An inauguration maybe a once in a lifetime opportunity.

— Kurt (@GulledgeKurt) January 11, 2025

I think you may want to think a little more about it. An inauguration maybe a once in a lifetime opportunity.

Is this a joke? When our country is falling? I’m a huge supporter of you from Ohio. It’s just a game. I would never choose a game over my country. That’s just me. The a hole liberals are going to have a field day at your expense. This is disappointing. I pray this is a joke.

— BR549 (@BoRo09201962) January 11, 2025

Is this a joke? When our country is falling? I'm a huge supporter of you from Ohio. It's just a game. I would never choose a game over my country. That's just me. The a hole liberals are going to have a field day at your expense. This is disappointing. I pray this is a joke.

This is a joke, right? 😆 RIGHT?! 😩

Because so many of us worked hard to get you into the White House -- and now that that day is soooo close -- you want to skip it, to go watch a game?

— 🌼Sweet Pea🌼 (@LuvableSweetP) January 11, 2025

This is a joke, right? 😆 RIGHT?! 😩

Because so many of us worked hard to get you into the White House -- and now that that day is soooo close -- you want to skip it, to go watch a game?

every day i'm shocked at the r-sluration of the average redditor and the average MAGAor. just...the dumbest people who ever lived. i hate social media.

for the record, i unironically think a presidential inauguration should be skipped if your team is in the national championship. he's the VP anyway it doesn't matter!

🚨 #BREAKING: ABC must pay Trump $15 million, settles out of defamation lawsuit and will publicly apologize to Trump - Fox

Top anchor George Stephanopoulos had claimed Trump was "liable for r*aping" E. Jean Carroll, prompting Trump to bring the lawsuit. That statement was false.… pic.twitter.com/YlyGH4aQkA

— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) December 14, 2024

!chuds I would have settled for a blowjob live on ABC by Cortez (build for BWC) and twice as much cash only, but Daddy is the business man so idk.

Blue sky seethe

'No reason for any further delay': Judge orders Trump to to be deposed in ABC lawsuitwww.alternet.org/judge-orders...

— Jack Hopkins-The Original (@therealjackhopkins.bsky.social) 2024-12-13T23:28:16.761Z

JUST IN: A federal judge has ordered Donald Trump to sit for four-hour depositions next week in his defamation lawsuit against ABC and George StephanopoulosTrump sued ABC in March after Stephanopoulos said on air that Trump “was found liable for r*pe.”

— Republicans Against Trumpism (@rpsagainsttrump.bsky.social) 2024-12-14T02:19:20.823Z

Reddit seethe

/r/politics

https://old.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/1hec0kx/george_stephanopoulos_and_abc_apologize_to_trump/

https://old.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/1hebuds/george_stephanopoulos_and_abc_apologize_to_trump/

/r/destiny

https://old.reddit.com/r/Destiny/comments/1hecmid/trump_and_abc_reach_settlement_over_defamation/

/r/law

https://old.reddit.com/r/law/comments/1heckkm/abc_news_agrees_to_pay_15_million_to_trumps/

/r/television

https://old.reddit.com/r/television/comments/1hecj5x/abc_news_to_apologize_and_pay_15m_to_settle/

/r/antitrumpalliance (???)

https://old.reddit.com/r/AntiTrumpAlliance/comments/1hecd7d/abc_agrees_to_give_15_million_to_donald_trumps/

Reddit isn't taking it well as expected

Just watched this movie, and I think everyone should watch it. It has a really good message.

Sanya marries a 6ft+ guy who behaves well before marriage but turns out to be the most sexist and misogynistic person ever.

This seems to be the case with every 6ft+ guy pic.twitter.com/D51X6QACKg

— Nilesh Bhai (@avgphoenixguy1) February 11, 2025

Oh no no no shortbros

Clears the alimony cheque every month yeah

I love manlets

They can always make me feel better about myself.

I found a peepee while out mini golfing today

Completely dull, no shine.

Do you have any evidence that this person is incompetent at her profession? The bio also says she's a 22 year vet of the LAFD, and was previously Battalion Chief, Assistant Chief, Deputy Chief, and Chief Deputy. These cheap swipes based on identity traits are getting tiresome https://t.co/IumeHaJ88t

— Michael Tracey (@mtracey) January 8, 2025

This guy always comes up in my recommend videos after I click on political comedy stuff, and I think he is just totally insane. Vid related, like just look at this guys face its like he is on the verge of tears in every video, and his voice sounds like he is about to cry. He just has this totally desperate and unhinged look in his eyes.

Anyways, I still think hes funny because he gets into crazy situations with trumptards but still I wouldn't want to be next to this guy, he seems like he could have a mental breakdown at any second. Total male BPD shit. Also I noticed hes been growing his hair out (which you can see hes got a bit of a mullet in his beanie vids) and painting his nails so I think that he is about to transition.

Also I don't think making fun of rightoids for being volcels is a winning strategy. Some level of sexual repression is sort of necessary to get anything done.

🧵Jane Doe (pxie) v Steven Bonnell (Destiny) court docs (1/13) pic.twitter.com/gJdAxQaJGd

— jstlk (@jstlk_) February 19, 2025

Total libtard death incoming

Those "bah, bah, bahs" were a big mistake Chris. Here's the guitar solo at the end without all that bullshit and not mixed into the background as it was in that travesty of sound arrangement:

Produced by a Michael Omartin (no apostrophe). He also arranged the awful 'We are the World' and should be taken out back and shot.

INSANE LORE UPDATE (not really)

WE TALKED ABOUT VIDEO GAMES AND SONIC FOR HOURS OVER TEXT. He's only here to get his math exam, then he's gonna graduate!! I'm not sure how old he is. Looks like a 20 and 30 year old at the same time.

He got a date with someone from class as a joke! I don't think he knows that the other woman is doing it for the bit... :(

I wish I had money so him and I could do nerd shit at a local nerd café in town. We both live like 10 minutes away from that place.

I take 2 exams this week!! I already passed my RLA (English) exam 2 weeks ago... FRICKING FAILED MY SOCIAL STUDIES PRACTICE EXAM... ITS NOT MY FAULT WE'RE COVERING SHIT I HAVEN'T GONE OVER SINCE 2018-2019. However, my friend is really good at history, and I'm really good at math!

IN OTHER NEWS:

I'm celebrating my birthday at a sushi place with another tranner I met in December. I STILL HAVE TO MAKE RESERVATIONS... NOT SURE WHY THAT NOTICE CAME UP ON MY MOM'S PHONE BUT NOT MINE. Someone remind me... even if it's mean....

one of the craziest parts about being on estrogen for a while is confirming the fact that yes, women can smell when you've jacked off recently

— jackie 🇵🇸 (@jackiecore666) January 22, 2025

DHS, FBI, FAA & DoD Joint Statement on Ongoing Response to Reported Drone Sightings

Tuesday, December 17, 2024

There are more than one million drones lawfully registered with the FAA in the United States and there are thousands of commercial, hobbyist and law enforcement drones lawfully in the sky on any given day. With the technology landscape evolving, we expect that number to increase over time.

FBI has received tips of more than 5,000 reported drone sightings in the last few weeks with approximately 100 leads generated, and the federal government is supporting state and local officials in investigating these reports. Consistent with each of our unique missions and authorities, we are quickly working to prioritize and follow these leads. We have sent advanced detection technology to the region. And we have sent trained visual observers.

Having closely examined the technical data and tips from concerned citizens, we assess that the sightings to date include a combination of lawful commercial drones, hobbyist drones, and law enforcement drones, as well as manned fixed-wing aircraft, helicopters, and stars mistakenly reported as drones. We have not identified anything anomalous and do not assess the activity to date to present a national security or public safety risk over the civilian airspace in New Jersey or other states in the northeast.

That said, we recognize the concern among many communities. We continue to support state and local authorities with advanced detection technology and support of law enforcement. We urge Congress to enact counter-UAS legislation when it reconvenes that would extend and expand existing counter-drone authorities to identify and mitigate any threat that may emerge.

Additionally, there have been a limited number of visual sightings of drones over military facilities in New Jersey and elsewhere, including within restricted air space. Such sightings near or over DoD installations are not new. DoD takes unauthorized access over its airspace seriously and coordinates closely with federal, state, and local law enforcement authorities, as appropriate. Local commanders are actively engaged to ensure there are appropriate detection and mitigation measures in place.

You silly civilians confusing stars with drones

Anyway here's 1000 Breitbart comments on the joint statement

https://www.breitbart.com/t/assets/html/disqus-57.html?udca=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.breitbart.com%2Ftech%2F2024%2F12%2F17%2Fdhs-fbi-faa-dod-release-joint-statement-on-new-jersey-drones-no-national-security-threat%2F

@BWC

I farted in the stairwell at work and it caused a entire ordeal.

So anyway I drank my usual morning protein shake and it gave me some bubble guts.

Im going up the stairs to my office and I ripped a huge fart in the stairwell. It was one of those steamy ones that really stink.

Anyway I guess the SVP of HR came in not long after and got a big face full of my beef.

She contacted the facilities team and they came to a conclusion that a rodent must have died in the walls or HVAC.

This led to them getting big blower fans and calling our HVAC company to check out the ducts and Orkin to scout out the walls

Anyway that's my story.

Yep, just your average couple looksmatched by a dating app with an 80% male userbase. So cute! Here's the pic in case no-fun jannies delete it.

Of course, there are a few naysayers.

Weird post for Reddit

Avg looksmatch 2025

I always wonder are these types of post just shills.

Above average height guy gets below average looking girl. My guys celebrating completing gta v story with god mode activated.

It works if you take the bait and sacrifice yourself by jumping to the live grenade

Aaw that's so sweet. Not losing weight because of this post!:) Sorry hope. I meant hope.

👀

Is in the eye of the beholder

And of course the hall monitors pooping up the thread with their whining about how negative the buried comments are:

Here to apologize on behalf of the Incels in the comment section.

That means you're an incel dumb neighbor XD

https://old.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/1i0fe0c/happy_tinder_anniversary_to_the_most_beautiful/m6xfhv8/?context=8

2, maybe 3 comments tops even alluding to something rude.

"The AMOUNT of people being RUDE."

This Reddit tradition is so fricking annoying. I see it in sports subs too. It's like you want an award for being the first to be outraged at bad group behavior when like, one person demonstrated that bad behavior in a sea of dozens of positive comments.

And furthermore, all you're doing is just drawing attention to those comments and making people seek them out. Why not just downmarsey (or report if you're so offended) and let reddit do the work?

But uh-oh, scrotes gonna scrote and there's trouble in paradise:

As long as you actually like her and aren't fetishizing her. Your comments about overweight women have me (and other commenters you interacted with) wondering 🤔

Shit, you made me look at his comments 😬

https://old.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/1i0fe0c/happy_tinder_anniversary_to_the_most_beautiful/m6xqash/?context=8

Yup, it appears that OP is a bit of an architect. Here are some of his feeder fetish posts:

https://old.reddit.com/r/WeightGainTalk/comments/1gf0j2i/are_woman_into_gaining_weight/lue1tns/?context=8

Yessah, I say, lots of potential on that there porkypie

https://old.reddit.com/r/ask/comments/1eqgj0v/is_there_a_good_way_to_tell_a_girl_youre/lhrbelx/?context=8

Some might say there's a bit of a gulf between "skin and bones" and his porky princess

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskMen/comments/1daa767/deleted_by_user/l7iyedb/?context=8

Ugh you guys it's not a fetish to want your woman to look like a Jeep Grand Cherokee and fart on your face.

https://old.reddit.com/r/WeightGainTalk/comments/1d5vx8m/deleted_by_user/l6ogqig/?context=8

If you use a website to see deleted posts, one of them is this one:

I purposely have tried to fatten up all of my past girlfriends.

There's also:

AITA for encouraging my girlfriend to gain weight and now she's obese?

And a long post from June:

Hey all I've been contemplating posting this for a while. I am a M26 who has long been a lurker on this community. I work with a new girl who could best be described as your typical attractive sorority type girl that most men find attractive. She's a F23 and I would guess her to be 5 ft 3 and 120 lbs or under. We have a cubicle right next to eachother and I have overheard her conversations with friends on the phone saying how much she loves the cafeteria at work. I also heard her the other day talking with a friend on the phone and she told her friend "not to judge her this summer if she wears a high waisted bikini on vacation because she's put on weight since working here". This got me to take a closer look at her. I always found her attractive but she was too thin for my tastes when she started. While she is by no means fat though I did notice her work skirts fitting tighter and a starter belly and starter double chin. While the gain is probably only 15 lbs at this point it has me wondering if I've possibly found a girl who is into this weight gain fetish. I decided to ask her this week if she had anything yummy for lunch and she responded by saying "Yeah I had a delicious burger, French fries and coke, oh and the cashier in the cafeteria has been giving me a free cookie every day". I kept the conversation going by telling her I never get a free cookie and she responded by laughing and saying "lucky me must be female privilege". The next morning I decided to test my theory and bring in doughnuts to work. I stopped by her cube first and offered her a doughnut. She couldn't decide between two and I told her she should just take both and it would be our secret. She happily took both and I told her I'd leave them in the break room. She laughed and said "oh so you only brought them to my desk you're not doing that for everyone?" I then said she was getting more female privilege and she laughed and started eating the doughnuts. I know this post is long but I was wondering if y'all think she is into this fetish stuff or if it's just a coincidence. You can message me for more info. Any advice is appreciated!

Some commenters are wise to the coomer menace. But of course, the lards of reddit are overall pretty comfortable with a deranged fetish as long as it plumps up their egos and assuages their guilt from eating entire Pringles cans in one bite:

https://old.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/1i0fe0c/happy_tinder_anniversary_to_the_most_beautiful/m6xl8ma/?context=8

The thread is still developing, so maybe he'll update with something cool like if she has a massive heart attack while he's using her mouth to play cornhole with Totino's pizza rolls

Nominations will stay up until January 12th, upon which the finalists for each category will be decided.

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Happy New Year, strags and hags! Against all odds, we've survived another year, despite an absolutely shameful showing from our jannies this past year! You might be wondering, "why isn't @Marco making this post?" Well, when I DM'd @Aevann asking the same, he told me Marco was AWOL and to "make the darn post urself." (This includes the badges.) So I am!

2024 was a truly insane year for IRL drama, so it makes sense things on-site would be tame in comparison. In fact, it would be an insult to the utter mayhem of 2024 to pretend anything we did compares, so our on-site awards will be a little different than usual. Also I was told to not just directly rip off @Marco's thing.

Now, the structure will be as usual, but for those who are not familiar: this thread will stay up for a week. Beneath this thread proper, there will be sticked comments for each category of nomination. Reply to those comments with your nominations. In one week, on the 12th, nominations will close, and the top three most upmarseyed replies, plus a jannie's pick and a host's (my) pick, will move on to the finalist voting thread. If you don't nominate your favorite things, NO ONE ELSE WILL, so nominate them!

Without further ado, the categories!

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Best Real-Life Dramatic Happening

The real shit. 2024 was an American election year and also some irrelevant countries did some things I think. I can't be bothered to keep up with the Third World.

Which dramatic happenings from meatspace did you find most compelling?

Nominations Comment

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Best Off-Site Online Dramatic Happening

The fake shit. Politicians and celebrities have embraced the Internet to the point where they're having interviews with livestreamers. Kill me. What was the funniest farce to come off the World Wide Web this year? What event makes you regret the Industrial Revolution the most?

Nominations Comment

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WORST Dramneurodivergent of the Year

Research indicates that the last good user to sign up for this website was in June of 2021. Our on-site performance in 2024 reflects that.

Which user did you hate the most this year? Which user do you think ruined the site experience more than anyone else? And which user do you want to see rewarded for that?

Nominations Comment

$50,000 mbux + Profile Badge

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Shittiest Shitpost

Research indicates that the last good post made on this website was in... March 2015? Oh dear. Well, since there's nothing good worth writing home about, why don't we celebrate the biggest turd in this open-air sewage system?

Nominations Comment

$20,000 mbux + Profile Badge

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Best rDrama Bait

This has already been decided, it's going to /r/fuckluigimangione and it's top contributors.

$20,000 mbux + Profile Badge

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In Memsorial

Soren was a beloved user, famed for being the best meta-troll to ever exist. No one has ever lived up to the example he set for proving dramneurodivergents are just as troll-able as the Redditors we hate. Soren stopped posting on the site to focus on his studies at the Georgetown University Law Center, and we wish him the best of luck. In Soren's memory, and to make up for the fact that there's no vote for the best off-site bait, we'll be having a vote for the best meta-troll of 2024. Which user was best at baiting other dramneurodivergents? Who trolled the most fellow trolls?

Nominations Comment

$20,000 mbux + Profile Badge

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Best rDrama Activist

This is going to @Sphereserf3232 because he was grass awarded eight times this year. We know for a fact that there are users on this site ( @Spiderman ) who didn't even go outside eight times this year.

$20,000 mbux + Profile Badge

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Eviction Notice

This one is new, and a little special. Our dear friend @BILLYBIGBOLLOCKS has long been complaining about the existence of House Edgy and saying that it should be removed. Aevann agrees that there should only be four. This award is for an entire rDrama House- whichever one showed the LEAST House spirit, the LEAST House activity, and the LEAST reason to exist. Whichever House wins this award will be removed from both rDrama and WatchPeopleDie, and all of its former members will receive this badge.

Nominations Comment

House Deletion + Profile Badge

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Ugliest Marseymon

Did you know that our Pokemon event is still on-going? Neither did I, because our jannies can't be bothered to keep site spirit events alive! See: the fact I'm doing this. Anyway, a lot of people made some really, really ugly excuses of emojis in order to get the badges from that event. Let's find and shame the ugliest of them all! All emojis tagged "pkmn" are eligible, whether they be a Marsey, Platy, Wolf, Carp, Capy, Donkey Kong, Taylor, or anything else, really. So long as the creator got one of the Marseydex badges from it.

Nominations Comment

$10,000 mbux + Profile Badge

The badge will be made from said emoji once it's voted on.

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Lolcow of the Year (rDrama)

The opposite of In Memsorial, this user was the most hopelessly prey to other's bait attempts, the most mockable r-slur, the funniest freak, the hardest seriousposter. Who gave our community the most laughs at their own expense?

Nominations Comment

$10,000 mbux + 2 Profile Badges

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Lolcow of the Year (off-site)

People have been making real fools of themselves online for all of history, but this year was especially densely packed. Who was the most laughable internet citizen with NO rDrama affiliation?

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Worst rDrama Janny

Last and least, which of our useless, lazy moderators do you think is the worst among the bunch? Who do you think is the biggest detriment to the site and its community? Former jannies who were demopped in 2024 are eligible for the election. If a sitting janny other than Aevann or Carp wins this category, they will be demopped!

Nominations Comment

Demopping + 2 Profile Badges

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Thank you for reading this far, now let's get nominating!

IYKYK

Almost all comments have already been deleted so I couldn't entirely figure out what is going on, but it seems the CEOs main Nazi behaviours are:

1. Refuses to stop using Xtter and Facebook

2. On his Xtter there are some statements to the effect that women in games should be attractive

3. He has changed character creation labels from Body Type A/B to Male/Female

i lvoe u all, thnak u for usnig the fukcing stie