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shaving my peepee and balls makes me horny

I think my peepee looks good, it's not the biggest but I think it looks nice and it has a big vein on it.

I like shaving my peepee and balls so the peepee is more visible and the vein really pops out

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734800710758982.webp

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No Man's Sky: Worlds Part 2 update is out. Patchnotes and trailer inside.

PATCHNOTES https://www.nomanssky.com/worlds-part-ii-update/

Sean did another little behind the scenes video

!nms

Highlights:

Jungles

Mountains miles high

Oceans miles deep

Local environmental hazards

+18 ship storage

MOON WATER IS BACK 🥹

Krakens and other deep sea megafauna

Sea atmospheric pressure

Supermassive planets with heck gravity

Gas giants

New stellar class

Water worlds

Enhanced variety for existing planets

New ocean flora and fauna

New surface fauna

+18 MT slots

Cooking overhaul

Auto eat options

Exocraft flamethrowers

Customizable fishing rods

The usual massive modernization of graphics and lighting

THEY GAVE THE FISHING BOAT A GRILL

9 YEAR OLD INDIE GAME CONTINUES TO LOOK BETTER AND PLAY BETTER THAN AAA RELEASES IN CURRENT YEAR

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We're gonna make it bros :marseygambler: :marseycard: :marseysoypointgoombler:

!goomblers

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:marseycracka: Jannies slam the mop down on fedposting. :!marseyfedpost:

					
					

… in a subreddit for listing available federal job positions.

:#pepejannie:

Many are upset about this and start arguing in the comments.

There's a literal fricking hiring freeze, what do you want from us?

To follow the rules and not try to start some uprising here?

:#marseymoplicker:

What federal hiring process? No one is getting hired right now, and also, who would even want to join the government at this point? You'd have to be desperate or stupid to hop on a sinking ship…

People are still getting hired. Jobs are still being posted on USAJobs. So go on, delete your comment or edit it to admit you didn't think before commenting.

I did think before commenting and stand by my comment that anyone thinking of joining the federal government in this moment is either stupid or desperate.

Even if you do get hired, everyone received the mass "please resign!" emails and I doubt that trend will end any time soon. And if you get hired, you're likely probationary which is an awful spot to be in. No one's job is special or safe or can't be done by a Musk crony according to this administration.

I mean, if you're already trapped in fed gov, do you. But now seems like an especially bad time to hop around because what boss is going to bat for a new employee?

Plenty of people want to join. There are still posts on this very subreddit of people looking for advice, showing their TJO and FJO. You want to call them stupid or desperate? Fine, but don't try to subvert the reason for the subreddit existing. So both your points, that no one is getting hired and no one wants to work for the administration are rendered null by the facts.

Yeah, good luck to them 👍 I truly hope it works out.

:#marseywink:

Amen. My heart goes out to you mods, I can't even imagine how busy you guys have been sifting through the extra 100K new bots and their nonsense.

:#marseyjanny2:

If anyone wants to really visualize why this is necessary then everyone's history is accessible.

ALL (no exceptions as of 43 comments) who want non-stop rage bait politics here have never before set foot in this sub prior to the EOs.

ALL who don't like off-topic nonsense and support the mods, hammered with downmarseys, are top contributors who've been helping the sub for months/years.

We are being brigaded by trolls and bots, the only people who can possibly abide are the trolls and bots.

Do remember there are a lot of feds who have created burner accounts in order to participate without issue. Does make it much harder to tell who has been here before and who is a bot or troll.

New accounts would support that possibility, but none of them are new - all long term /r/politics users never here before.

Plus burner or not wouldn't change the fact that it is off-topic on this sub.

:#marseynooticeglow:

Did Elon post this?

:#marseyelonpaypig:

Removing posts about what is going on only serves the interests of the new administration. Reddit should be a safe space for people to converse about their reality as a fed, or anyone affected by these EOs. We should be kept aware as the general public so we know how to help and join the conversation. Silencing the voices of people who are worried or unaware of the situation is how we got here and how we make it worse—not better. The teaching and nursing subreddits almost never ban ANYTHING. Why? Because everything is relevant in their public facing jobs, everything reaches them one way or another, the feds are no different. Shutting down the conversation is wrong and leads to/is fascism. Stop upholding arbitrary "rules" that support it.

Post them to /r/fednews where they belong.

It doesn't even belong there, but rprz and the other mods are terminally chronically online reddit jannies who are ignoring rule #5 of their subreddit.

Rule 5 there states no politics, but you can discuss current policies. So discussion of the Fork in The Road, the other HR(at)opm.gov emails, the RTO memos, and notices to probationary employees should all be valid.

Given that our work has been politicized to a higher degree than at any point in the past, I don't think the Mods are violating their rules.

Rule 5 there states no politics, but you can discuss current policies. So discussion of the Fork in The Road, the other HR(at)opm.gov emails, the RTO memos, and notices to probationary employees should all be valid.

If that's what were happening I'd agree with you. However the 100,000x fold YoY increase in the usage of the words "Nazi", "Fascist", and "regime" to describe our democratically elected government suggest to me that reasoned discussion of government policies is not primarily what's going on. When subredditors describe what they're doing as "doomscrolling" that word seems to have a negative connotation, in my mind. When "Solidarity from Moldova" type posts are upmarseyd to the top of the subreddit, that doesn't feel like a well-considered policy analysis by an informed stakeholder.

:#marseyindignant:

Enjoy a dead Reddit for a while, then.

Amazingly we existed just fine from the dawn of Reddit until a couple weeks ago when the bots invaded. We chugged along even without an off-topic chicken little post every 5 minutes.

That's funny, you're going to chug along with what job postings?

Yeah, thanks.

:#marseysoycry:

That's part of the problem. This can't exist in a vacuum. Everything that impacts hiring needs to discussed.

Feel free to post anything pertaining to the federal application process (e.g. questions, concerns, suggestions, tips, experiences, etc.).

The day one purpose and rule 1 of this sub.

What about the application process has changed due to the EOs? Go ahead, I'll wait.

Nothing? Correct.

Fednews (and THOUSANDS of others) exists, until an EO fundamentally changes the application process it doesn't belong here.

You're extremely pressed.

Uh, no. I think—like many of us—he's just getting tired of the 24/7 complain fest that this sub has devolved into. Go complain to your family and friends. Some of us come here for useful information—not to read people's diaries.

:#marseyishygddt:

Not much federal hiring practice activity going on right now…

checks usajobs, sees plenty of jobs posted

Gaslamping doesn't work when people have reality right in front of them...

They're not "gaslamping"

They said "not much" is going on right now which is very true. Just because there is some still happening doesn't mean that the majority of possible positions are under a hiring freeze

Thank you. The person accusing gaslamping is literally gaslamping lol

:#marseygaslighter:

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Photosynthesizing
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Baiting chuds by being a :smugjak: has never been so easy :marseyoctopus2: :marseyoctopus2: :marseyoctopus2: :marseyoctopus2:
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:horny: :arousedpizzashill: :dixiekongrambi2: :hardislife:
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  • NotMichaelDouglas : I thought the title was a joke, but the post actually contains photos of white women :marseyyikes:
  • Lv999_Slime_God : I do not like white women
  • Kotj1224 : No white women on Christmas. Please. Thank you.
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It may be Christmas but it's ALSO WHITE WOMAN WEDNESDAY :letsfuckinggofast: :letsfuckinggofast: :marseyjam:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17351251162WNYJrcN7KUewA.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735125116zFxAPAXzyn1i5g.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735125116Yyb8OgXFjhRl8A.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735125117NFrYU8B76l7XMQ.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735125117m5syYLe__8Oo4A.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735125117xDgpfYk7iVVUfw.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735125118UbxldgJZEwSz8w.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/173512511817-y8TIjZNXZJA.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735125118FNeLXB3iK0a92w.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735125119-LgzYNx0YlYI6g.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/173512511909zk7hqLg_3z4A.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735125119D4CiEDrRpRk4JA.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17351251202mTRI8FrjGK9bA.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735125120oSInxnv5IIds-Q.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735125120qElniegNrhQbrA.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735125120eMXUeiwPnP00WA.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735125407-Wu35RyL735w9w.webp

MERRY CHRISTMAS :marseychri#stmasparty:

Especially to white women, without whom we would have almost no drama :marseydejected: please let the white women in your life know that you love and appreciate them :marseywholesome:

Previous White Woman Wednesdays

The Trump 2024 Edition

Christmas Edition

We're back Edition

Greek Towelboy Edition

Trad Wife Edition

Pumpkin S pice Edition

Red Scare Edition

Anglo-Saxon Edition

Dirndl Edition

9/11 Edition

The Original

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Fatties are grooming less fat people and calling it "intuitive eating"

I was doing my thing this morning, browsing /r/plussize to hate on more fatties when I ran across this. Nothing too special, just typical fatty :marseycope: plus no comments yet :marseysad:

https://old.reddit.com/r/PlusSize/comments/1hqk1s3/as_a_recently_plus_sized_person_this_is_new_to_me/

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735747534d5Tk7FQLCMtmHA.webp

But that last paragraph caught my attention. "Intuitive Eating"

I had heard the words "intuitive eating" and figured it was just estimating calories instead of strictly recording them. Well I'm great at that! I never bothered looking into it more. But here is a plus size fatty using it….

It turns out to a fatty, "intuitive eating" means eating when you want to eat without restriction… :marseyscream:

And of course, a fatty can't just exist alone since then everyone sees them as disgusting. These fatties are reproducing by encouraging others to "intuitively eat."

https://old.reddit.com/r/intuitiveeating/comments/1hp71i2/when_does_the_guiltself_hatred_stop/

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17357475348wGOGFTPdBZrzQ.webp

/u/mental-mention9377 please put down the food and look in the mirror. That shame you are feeling is normal! You don't have to become a ham planet!

https://old.reddit.com/r/intuitiveeating/comments/1hp71i2/comment/m4fxudm/?context=8

The shame takes a lot of active work to get past. My binging stopped quickly but the shame slowly decreases and I have to still fight those feelings periodically.

The first thing to do is just remind yourself that there are no good and bad foods and that your morality is not tied up in what you eat or how much you weigh. Then you have to adapt your self talk to whatever sticks around as you get past the surface thought.

Gluttony is a sin. You are literally self harming by eating. This kind of grooming should be illegal.

https://old.reddit.com/r/intuitiveeating/comments/1hp71i2/comment/m4g4vf5/?context=8

I just can't wait for the negative self talk to finally subside!!!! I just want to feel comfortable in my body. But I know it's a process and I will get there eventually. Thank you 😭

How is she going to feel comfortable in her new disgusting body. This is ridiculous

https://old.reddit.com/r/intuitiveeating/comments/1hp71i2/comment/m4g692s/?context=8

Writing it down in a journal is helping me. I'm only about 2 months into my journey. I'm currently reading the book and have both a therapist and registered dietician who specialize in IE. I'm an emotional eater, so it seems like guilt/ self hatred go along with that. I found that being mindful and present is extremely important in this journey, so one way to achieve that for me is writing things down like observations. For example: 12pm I ate one chocolate chip cookie after my lunch. It felt good in my mouth. The chocolate bits were rich and sweet. I ate 1/2 first and checked in with my body and hunger/fullness scale. I wanted to eat the rest so I did. All in all it was a good cookie. I write things down without judgement, just like an anthropologist (they talk about this in the book). Then at the end of the day, I write down what I could improve. Example: I will try to incorporate more vegetables with every meal and eat when my hunger scale is at around a 3 or 4 (instead of when I'm starving), because I'm more in tune with my fullness scale.

This is one of the fastest comments I ever read. Yesterday I ran 4.5 miles, I worked out an hour and a half later in the gym. I didn't eat any cookies. I had a large calorie deficit and I feel great and I'm going to do the same thing today and every day until my I have kick butt abs again. I'm not even hungry since I've gotten used to it after a whole 48 hours :marseyeyeroll:

https://old.reddit.com/r/intuitiveeating/comments/1hp71i2/comment/m4hyg24/?context=8

I took a body image class. It was extremely helpful

They have a class to teach you to be ok being disgusting? I'd like to see the lessons on the proper way to dry fat folds or maybe the one dealing with bad smells.

https://old.reddit.com/r/intuitiveeating/comments/1hp71i2/comment/m4fyatw/?context=8

I can relate! I'm in the beginning stages of trying to heal from decades of diet culture and dieting and disordered relationship with food and my body. I'm in the same place roughly except I've been at this intuitive eating non restrictive thing roughly two months. I know I have gained weight, and I honestly can't stand it. Seems like a double edged sword tbh. I talk to my therapist and nutritionist about it but they just keep telling me not to restrict and convince me that gaining weight is ok and not that big of a deal, but it kind of is if I am uncomfortable in my own skin and end up having to buy new clothes. Personally on my own I feel like I am going to try to limit (not eliminate) sugar (candy, cakes, desserts) and try to focus more on eating more fruit and vegetables, and see if that helps fend off the cravings. I am also going to start small and try to take a small walk everyday.

I've learned to tolerate many things in the last 20 years. I put my foot down at fat acceptance. You are not ever going to convince me to not hate fat and fatties. The internet was a mistake

Everyday I wake up and think I've seen it all. Today I found fat grooming perpetrated by fat women and I'm not happy. I'm going to Walmart and parking all the power chairs in the back of the parking lot

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https://www.reuters.com/world/china/taiwan-flags-chinas-shooting-drills-off-southwest-coast-2025-02-26/

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-02-26/trump-declines-to-say-if-us-would-protect-taiwan-from-invasion

https://media.tenor.com/NGSJ-YUtY-YAAAAx/some-shit-is-about-to-go-down-i-dont-care.webp

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After Trump's disastrous meeting with Zelensky, chuds are once again left seething about Israel :marseysaluteisrael: :ch!udseethe:

https://x.com/YVikir/status/1895601263611687381

:ma#rseysmug:

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Tattoo practice update 4

Much better compared to the first marsey :3 :marseyembrace:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738478349EmjY5uKt6MwhaQ.webp

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Bloodhound Gang - My Dad Says That's For Kitties
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The Canada/USA hockey game starts off with three fights in the first 9 seconds.

Should have this game wrapped up by June at the pace they're going. !mensfootball

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Bard spotting on Bluesky 20 February 2025 :marseyrandom:

Here we spot wild Bardfinn Bluesky activities.

Be valid and ping ! bardfinn for something worthwhile or create a new thread.

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Oh God it's happening

First time I've seen this in :marseyfirefox: with ublock

:marseybrave: still works thoughever

I reported it as an issue

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I bought a 400/5.6L which will give me long reach to shoot wild raccoons, birds, butts, cars racing and boats. On my Canon R5 I can also shoot in crop mode which will give me a 1.6x multiplier without losing light like you would using the 1.4x teleconverter.

But here's the stupid part.

I've been really getting into video lately and most of my lenses aren't geared towards that. I have the following.

TS-E 17/4 - Manual focus, ultra wide architectural lens. Smooth focusing but you have to do it by hand.

TS-E 24/3.5IIL - Manual focus, wide architectural lens. Smooth focusing but you have to do it by hand.

EF 16-35/4L IS - Ultrawide zoom, great for video but with a stiff zoom ring which sucks because the camera ends up twisting when you try and pull a zoom

EF 17-40/4L IS - My first "expensive" lens, great sharpness and smooth but light zoom ring.

TS-E 45/2.8 - Manual focus, normal architectural lens. Smooth focusing but you have to do it by hand.

EF 50/1.4 - A really great, normal lens if you're shooting stills, but has an archaic autofocus motor that's too slow to keep up with video.

EF 85/1.8 - Great short telephoto lens with fast focus and great low-light capabilities.

TS-E 90/2.8 - Manual focus, telephoto architectural lens. Smooth focusing but you have to do it by hand.

EF 70-200/4L IS - Great for shooting video but only for tight spots. The largest lens I can balance out on my gimbal.

I had the 17-40/4L first and when I got into video, I thought I should have an ultra wide zoom with image stabilization, thinking it would work in concert with the cameras in-body stabilization. I was wrong. It's one or the other. So the upgrade to the 16-35 was for naught. In fact, I like using the 17-40 more, since the zoom ring is very low resistance and it's much lighter weight (not that I'm a kitty, it's just easier to balance on my gimbal).

Some of the more photography-knowledgeable people here are going to realize what I'm missing - a good mid-range zoom lens, like a 24-70mm. Especially since I've been doing a lot of documentary style filming and plan on continuing my Geezer Group doc this summer. Otherwise I have to be constantly switching lenses while trying to capture things in the moment, between the 17-40, 50, and 70-200. So what I'm saying is, I should've bought that. However, it still feels kind of redundant being a focal length I already have covered with other lenses, while the 400mm is something fresh and new. Especially after running into the limitations of the 70-200 during my recent trip to Florida while trying to film boats from the shore.

Was buying the 400mm a mistake? Probably in the short run, but I can always save up and buy a midrange zoom sometime this spring. I have money, but I can only access a little bit of it each month and there are a lot of things I want and need.

I dunno.

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Kanye just dropped my new profile banner

!r-slurs !Jews !goyim !chuds

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Unreal foid privilege :marseysipping:

BTW in most places you'll be expelled if found in the girl's hostel.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737704318SoMSQsnd90HgLA.webp

Still a friend

:#marseyxd:

Simp boys never win.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737704318jdAR28mby8pRUA.webp

Ofc she is imagine dating the kind of r-slurred phag who'd put his career in jeopardy because some foid who friendzoned him was sad.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737704318CXQ-3oM5ETxx4w.webp

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Maro's final word on DEI in Magic

					
					

Right, there's nothing productive to be had in terms of discussion here, and I don't think you guys even care at this point either to try.

Call it whatever stupid buzzword you want - Woke, DEI, PC, SJW, or whatever dumb term people come up with next week. I don't care. The term means, always has meant, and always WILL mean "Not being an butthole to someone because they're different to you."

Don't pretend that the old stories were fine just having black or gay people - Because buttholes complained about that then, just like you are complaining about it now. The reality is, people who are not the same skin colour, sexual orientation, gender, lifestyle, size, physical ability, etc etc, than you, Exist. They always have, and always will.

Culture including people with different characteristics to you IS NOT A SLIGHT. They are not doing it to offend you, or to "gaslamp you" or whatever nonsense the Anti Woke Brigade has come up with this week. These characters are being created so that the real human beings who have those differences, have someone to look at and go "Hey this guy's like me!" That's it. That's the whole thing. It's just about making everybody feel welcome.

If you want to complain about this, I encourage you to send us a modmail. But this thread is locked, and you know darn well why.

:#marseyjanny: :#marseyjanny2: :#pepejannie: :#marseyjannysuspicious:

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Whаt dо khоhоļs wаnt tо sау wíth thís ?

					
					

@UraniumDonGER ?

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