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:marppy: Drama Report: 2025-01-24 :marseyminer:

Top Drama

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜basically reddit/r/memes (36M)62%1399
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Is it weird to want my partner to be a virgin like me/r/AskMenAdvice (256K)59%894
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜This sub may be full of braindead libt**ds but at least they have n.../r/JoeRogan (2M)56%640
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜AITHA for telling my husband he has to delete X (twitter)?/r/AITAH (3M)48%485
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Straight relationships are "shoved in your face" 300x more than any.../r/Vent (379K)65%707
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Counter Protests Planned for Trump Visit?/r/asheville (108K)60%545
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Reform is coming to r/Grimes/r/Grimes (52K)53%436
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Homophobic migrants/r/gaybros (453K)62%518
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Rapid response hotlines to call if we see ICE?/r/nashville (240K)57%458
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜What's a good fantasy sounding way of saying "transgender people"/r/DnD (5M)60%410

Relative Drama (takes into account the size of the subreddit)

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜We're losing the plot on how to be Australian/r/aussie (6K)49%221
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜As expected, both SkillUp and Luke Stephens are lukewarm on the game./r/AssassinsCreedShadows (4K)53%105
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Should r/UnitedFootballLeague ban twitter links?/r/UnitedFootballLeague (12K)49%131
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Reform is coming to r/Grimes/r/Grimes (52K)53%436
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜possible ICE spottings/r/ConwayAR (11K)48%76
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜So Glad Ronnie Finally Addressed The Losers in this group/r/FallingInReverse (19K)49%126
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Really wish Marc would acknowledge the abject failures of the DNC i.../r/MarcMaron (15K)48%90
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Opinion: The rest of Canada should stop vilifying Danielle Smith, a.../r/WildRoseCountry (4K)48%21
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜This scene is so badass. Materful writing and execution. DCU could .../r/SnyderCut (21K)50%110
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Counter Protests Planned for Trump Visit?/r/asheville (108K)60%545

:marppy: autodrama: returning jobs to dramneurodivergents. :marseycapitalistmanlet: Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion :marseyjamming:

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https://old.reddit.com/r/WorkersStrikeBack/comments/1iik2vu/i_just_saw_an_entire_family_taken_by_ice/mb7q1q7/?context=8

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738842437bqyRnG9CjSCJWw.webp

:marseyshrug: they are literally the beyond parody borders are immoral people who want to drive down their own wages "uniting" with 6 billion 3rd worlders

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@TouchFluffyTails baits us all

The truth is, if your posts are no different than the average redditors', in what sense is it a bait post? "hey I posted 'what do you think about Trump' on /r/askreddit and people are responding! :marseylaughpoundfist: "

All that exists is text you can't say you "baited" them by secretly hating them in you're minds

"How are you doing today man?

'fine, how bout you?'

okay @SParousiAL guess (hehehe baited)"

That's called earnest engagement you rslurs.

and I think @TouchFluffyTails brilliantly satirizes that.

Bravo :marseyclapping:

White extinction is long overdue

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Aurora police say they detained 14 people Tuesday morning in connection with an armed home invasion, stabbing and kidnapping at an apartment complex recently embroiled in national political controversy.

The latest: A preliminary investigation suggests the crime is "100% gang activity," Aurora police Chief Todd Chamberlain said Tuesday.

There is also a "high assumption" the suspects may be linked to Tren de Aragua, a Venezuelan prison gang known for human smuggling and money laundering, he said.

I like how they try to sweep "(illegal) immigrant prison gangs" under the rug with "gang activity".

Krauts have tons of illegals, but at least apartment complexes in Berlin aren't being overrun by roving gangs of illegals.

Yet.

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kill redditors

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USAID funded homosexuality in gaming
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Is it a 'scam' if the African diaspora respawn in Ghana? Are racists still salty about Rhodesia? The redscapeepo argue amongst themselves

					
					

First fight: is it a 'scam' if Black folx are the gentrifiers? :marseypearlclutch:

what part about this is a scam

Ghana is not the home of all people of African descent. They are taking advantage of diaspora black people's confused cultural identity to convince them to move to a poorer country with a poorer standard of living so that they can increase their population of educated foreigners (and foreign currency). Unless you believe it's an inherent good that Black people live in Africa, it doesn't make sense for diaspora black people to do this.

I think black Americans they can do what they want. I don't think they'd be making the most facts and logic decision :marseyshapiro: by moving there, but still failing to see how this is a 'scam'. Unless you believe black Americans are inherently incapable of understanding what looks like a fairly straightforward arrangement.

I don't think very many African Americans will fall for this because they are "capable" of understanding the arrangement, but that has no bearing on whether or not it is a scam. This might blow your lib mind, but black people are regular humans who can be tricked into doing things outside of their best interest, and people can exploit that capacity.

I very much doubt you would similarly describe white Christians getting scammed by Russia to move to their anti-gay paradise or American Jews having to move to Israel to defend the "Jewish homeland" as being able to "do what they want." I think you would immediately understand those are scams without discussing inherent capabilities.

Second fight: do racists like it when Black people leave, or hate it when Black people get free stuff?

This has been a thing in various African countries for years. This has been a thing that racists in America inexplicably seethe over for years. I refuse to elaborate, but I'm sure /r/redscarepod will have a very even-handed and respectful discussion on the issue!

Wouldn't racists like it??

They're still mad about Rhodesia. They don't want any kind of home when it comes to black people, just servility.

You are completely beyond lost if you think American racists are anything but pro-remigration.

Why you telling me that? Tell the commenters I was responding to.

I'm speaking to you. White racists are not mad about Rhodesia's fall because it "gave a home to black people". They're mad (and this is their take not mine) that whites were violently dispossessed of their country they earned by conquest. I would charge you to find a single white racist who is opposed to blacks going back to Africa l. Listen to how silly that sounds.

Cameo by rdrama's very own diaspora /u/snallygaster make aliyah to your chosen people.

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https://apollo-news.net/eu-behoerde-fordert-echtzeitueberwachung-von-handys-und-laptops-ab-2025/

(Translation by kiwis)

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/eu-authority-demands-real-time-surveillance-of-phones-and-laptops-starting-2025.205637/

A EU authority is demanding real-time surveillance of phones and laptops starting in 2025. They demand that the police shall be able to read messages in the entire European Union in real-time. The occasion: fighting organized crime. For the "High-Level Group (HLG) on access to data for effective law enforcement", data protection and privacy play nothing but a formal role.

The HLG consists of members from the EU Commission, representatives of the EU member states, and law enforcement agencies. On November 22, the HLG demanded that the EU Commission submit a proposition in the coming year to allow a real-time access on communications data. This is reported by Euractiv. Already in May, the HLG presented its preliminary research results in a report. The group was set up in 2023 and works on finding out how law enforcement agencies can get an easier access to data in order to fight against organized crime. In a concluding report from November 15, the group presented its results and demands.

Thus, the concluding report criticized that the different regulations regarding data retention in the individual EU states lead to problems in cross-border criminal prosecution. Specifically, the HLG demanded in their preliminary report from May that the industry should be mandated to cooperate with the agencies so that the police gets access to data that allows for an identification of users, such as the storing of IP addresses. In addition, they demand that non-cooperative electronic communication services shall be subject to prohibitive sanctions.

Read messages even before they are sent

Already in May, they demanded that there shall be a EU initiative which allows for looking at "data in transit", thus do real-time surveillance. In the concluding report from November 15, the HLG doubled down on the demand and strongly demanded that the Commission issue a corresponding proposition in 2025. By real-time surveillance, the HLG means that messages are able to be read even before they are sent, or shortly after they reached the recipient.

In the concluding report, they also said that the fact that they can't access the data in real-time allegedly causes big difficulties for crime prevention. Police officers have to make use of methods like installing cameras or microphones, which are dangerous for the officers. If you are not able to read messages, all other persons surrounding a suspect must be surveilled too. The HLG also demands more funding in the coming EU budget to stock up on means for "digital forensic cowtools".

Currently, there is no mutual regulation for mass data retention in the European Union because the European Court of Justice has declared the prior guideline on data retention invalid in 2014. The European Data Protection Committee criticized the HLG's demands in a statement on November 4. The demands would strongly invade the right to data protection and privacy. The committee also criticized the demand to weaken encryption.

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The article itself seems to be based on another, and the following is just one statement by the High Level Group

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17327277812201777.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17327277814482226.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17327277816438513.webp

Retention seems to be relegated to IP addresses and ports for long term retention to allow identification, likely things like times and any other info not deemed to be violating privacy (in their subhuman idea of privacy)

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1732727781849494.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17327277820263143.webp

About encryption it recommends looking further into encryption and how things like backdoors might affect the security, as they can't enforce all methods to simply be weaker but do find it rightful for law enforcement to have a way to cross the hurdle of encryption.

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Ye claims he had to leave Bianca because she was a Mossad hoe.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739500075rggdu5W5G0kcrQ.webp

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Supreme Court :marseyjudge: kills TikTok :zoomertears: in unanimous decision

:soyjaktantrum:

https://old.reddit.com/r/news/comments/1i3idts/supreme_court_upholds_law_banning_tiktok_if_its/

https://media.tenor.com/TNdrwxhmNPEAAAAx/ketanji-eye-roll.webp

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I Was a VIP at Singapore's MOST LUXURIOUS Hotel :pepemoney:

!asians :marseyjewoftheorient:

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The patriots love talking about sending people to gitmo. Usually also involving military tribunals and firing squads.

Mayorkas should be the first in line, send that traitor back to his homeland.

Now we gotta invade Mexico and anyone we pick up who might be involved with a cartel is going to gitmo.

I think this ties in to the EO designating the cartels as terrorists as well. You wouldn't just pick up narcos in Houston or Phoenix and dump them back in Northern Mexico to keep operating. They're part of a terrorist network now. Especially any the USSF have to kidnap in Mexico. Lol You take them straight to Guantanamo.

People arguing for a Stalin purge (even the doctors), many such examples

Now time for the politicians.

Fauci first. he isn't immune from deportation

And generals and doctors

Mass flights to gitmo means plenty of cover to also yoink some of the usual suspects and toss them there too hiding it under the stream of flights.

And jews!

Someone notices

Sounds more like a cultural revolution than progress at that point comrade.

Yes, this is a coup. We're taking our country back.

https://media.tenor.com/ii0yFtFVXCcAAAAx/u-mad-bro-are-you-mad.webp

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Found this on /a/ :marseycatgirl: . The good :tomboy: ending.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735919795xxT8Th5GgN2r8w.webp

!anime !kino

Also found /r/arethecisok seethe thread about this comic :marseyxd:.

https://old.reddit.com/r/AreTheCisOk/comments/ueivvy/what_in_the_actual_frick/

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:marseyflagukraine: :marseylaughpoundfist:

These deranged alcoholics were REEEEing at abstainers when daddy USA was backing them look at them now

:taylaugh:

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image of his two accounts, the second :marseygunnut: one he used to ban evade (which normally twitch :marseypoggers: would :marseywood: never :marseyitsover: even let you appeal after you ban evade lol)

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r/pics is increasingly unhinged over Luigi Mangione's Perp Walk

					
					

Report maxxers in

Um.. idk if there are enough cops around him?

What an odd show of excessive 'protection.' It isn't like they have assassination attempts from the average person they need to protect the guy from. Is this just an open display of force to calm the worried oligarchy?

Yes, and to intimidate the general populace. They're showing how seriously they consider threats to their plutocracy. They're also sending the message that would-be copycats will be dealt with using any and all law enforcement necessary to deal with them.

These people watch too many movies

"Captain said we don't need to put a bullet-proof vest on the defendant, but make sure we have some "NYPD" logo hats where the cameras can see them!"

What a great point. Zero protection for him. Which they always do for other big name cases.

Vests aren't standard unless your El Chappo, and NYPD hats are standard issue for NYPD?

They do realize that all the security theater around Mangione will only feed his personality cult, don't they?

l ove how the main cops with big guns and bullet proof vests still carry their sidearm just in case lmao

This one just bothers my guntism, sidearms are called sidearms for a reason.

What a waste of tax payer dollars. 100 agents, cops, Marshals, SWAT.... Jesus fricking Christ, I understand if this was El Chapo or Donald Trump

:#marseymagarentfree:

Big escorts with heavy weapons. Someone is scared and it ain't the people.

Give them the D's all 3 of them.

"Heavy weapons" you mean the carbine or the pistol?

This is worse than the shit that got /r/The_Donald banneed

Also guntism lol.

Are the not giving him food?

lol

They're going to suicide him, aren't they? Absurd charges, ridiculous show of strength; this is all a warning.

These people watch too many movies. If they wanted to make an example of him they'd just throw in jail and not let him out

Cops are class traitors

DAE Commie shitholes also have cops

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To Kill a Mocking Bird isn't woke enough for r/Books

					
					
					
	

				
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DRC invites daddy to Leopold them.

I was considering an effort post on DRC as it's a good example of what's happening with daddies foreign policy. Can't be bothered to do an effort post today but some potential mining sites in this as it develops.

Rwanda have had a slow burning war with DRC since the 90's but the France and the US have largely kept them in check. They can quietly support their little separatist group as long as they don't try and expand the conflict beyond the eastern province they are in and they mostly ignore the war crimes. Rwanda has been using DRC resources to fuel their growth and want more.

DRC is much larger than Rwanda but it's been a failed state since the 90's and while some form of government has existed since 2005 it's limited to the West and South of the country and is very weak. Rwanda have relatively modern, for Africa, armed forces, and all the gibs they got post-genocide mean they have good infrastructure for that part of the world. Rwanda have also had the same president for 25 years who keeps "winning" with 90%+ of the vote.

When the US eyes went away the guerillas in DRC suddenly had tanks and helicopters. A couple of weeks later when no one did anything there were suddenly a whole bunch of Rwandan troops in the country and they easily took the largest city in the east. They have stated they intend to keep moving West and "liberate" the entire country.

In terms of natural resource value DRC is one of the wealthiest countries in the world. It's so profoundly undeveloped, has problematic geography and terrible security that no one has been willing to take it on.

Most of the time offers like this would be absurd but this is the type of "deal" Trump loves. Hopefully he restarts the Belgian mining practices and cuts childrens hands off.

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David the legendary pro Ukrainian explains that holding Kursk was never the goal and Ukraine is actually winning :marseyxd:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737394124XdrekB8LS3OM6A.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737394125K1sFBzdnUMQrxQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17373941257vHC-VOVFD7ePw.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737394125d-1JqRnbToj1Ow.webp

By his phase 1 Ukrainian must have for lol lost multiple himars

In theory they could easily capture this territory

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17373941252Cistw3avQvepA.webp

But himars got blown up and AD reached the front

On phase 2 he thinks that without ad and constant drones observation Ukrainian could had brought up construction tech

Drones flying inside Sudzha without any problems

Phase 3

He thinks Ukrainian would be able to safely mine anything :marseyxd:

Also this goes against this

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737394125xoCdEwll4ECTVg.webp

The resent Ukrainian offensive attempt.

To launch offensive you need to remove the mines but Ukraine didn't needed to since there ain't any mines :marseyxd:

Phase 4

It's just insane insane that he thinks Ukraine would be able to build bunkers

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17373941262uLpP5p6MGU_fQ.webp

Ukraine lost dniper line before it could finish it and he thinks on an 15x15km where one drums can reach every corner of that territory that it's sold genius Ukrainian plan

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737394126nSJ1yzLFKGv6ZQ.webp

This also must have been genius plan

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737394126bp9AVVPZ5avypA.webp

:marseyxd:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737394127fo0g7agS_ibazg.webp

That thing range is at least 60km and it's the heaviest and now Russian are fabing

crowded place

"The Russians cynically attacked the city in the middle of the day," regional head Ivan Fedorov said, adding that two guided aerial bombs hit residential buildings.

He said that two guided bombs struck residential buildings. Earlier he had said "industrial infrastructure" had been targeted.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737394127lEHDHsuF0gEasA.webp

This is not residential building it's clearly some kind of office building

So Ukrainian can't protect one of their biggest cities from fabs yet he thinks Ukrainian will be able to bring and install patriots in 15km x 15km area

Defend pokrovsk ?

https://media.tenor.com/3j4RGLsaIY4AAAAx/drake-drakeno.webp

But thing is Ukraine just need some kind of spring counteroffensive or krinky to keep saying they winning.

Kursk fate is same as krinky

https://en.namu.wiki/w/%ED%81%AC%EB%A6%B0%ED%82%A4%2520%EC%A0%84%ED%88%AC

Originally, the main attack route of the 2023 Ukrainian Counteroffensive Operation was Zaporizhzhia and Donetsk (near Bakhmut), and the Kherson region was not an offensive area from the beginning, but after the outbreak of the war, the size of the Marine Corps was recklessly increased to the size of four brigades and all of them were driven into the Kherson region, but since there was no means of crossing the river other than the Zodiac boat, they ended up being destroyed one after another as they tried to cross it. It is presumed that they chose this unreasonable route because of a largely political message they wanted to send to their Western supporters of Ukraine and elicit support: to secure a bridgehead across Kherson , subdue Russian-controlled Zaporizhzhia on the other side, and then join forces to advance to the Crimea.

But let's ask Redditors experts

https://old.reddit.com/r/ukraine/comments/1e6catk/with_krynky_lost_what_did_the_perilous_operation/

A few thousand troops in Krynky tied down over 120,000 Russian troops who were unavailable for use anywhere else.

At peak the area Ukrainian held was 1km x 2km

And their boats were constantly destroyed.

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I can't clip it or timestamp youtube movies. Even had to use the console to make a snippet because of the DRM :marseybrainlet: but it starts at 6:10

Yak yak yak... Get a job!

LMAO holy shit

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1740158364bm-6W0CqjNGDnQ.webp

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Train gets called cute twink by a kid. Train proceeds to chase kid around mall.

					
					

Op was wearing this outfit

Nobody tells the OP his outfit is absolutely ridic, just hugboxing in comments and a lecture on how "punks" are ackshually good, so don't call transphobes punks. Though I do credit a few trains for saying don't chase kids around the mall…because apparently this needed to spelled out for him.

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:marseypraying: /r/atheism MELTDOWN as they realize Project 2025 is underway :marseyhappening: "THIS IS LITERALLY 1984 AND THE HANDMAID'S TALE" :soycry:

Fun fact for all of you enlightened by your own intellectcels: atheism has grown from 3% in 1970 to 4% in 2024 (source) and your project has utterly failed. Belief in new age spiritualism and du jour paganism have had all the growth in your efforts to destroy religion. Having said that, enjoy some reddit seethe:

https://old.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/1gkwa99/i_feel_like_ive_just_been_dragged_into_1984_and/

https://old.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/1gl0fsq/remember_remember_the_5th_of_november/

https://old.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/1gkwadg/i_have_no_more_faith_in_humanity/

https://old.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/1gkrjak/its_not_looking_good_right_now/

https://old.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/1gku66s/well_america_its_been_a_good_run/

https://old.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/1gl2c3g/congrats_everyone_if_you_thought_you_were_safe_as/

https://old.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/1gkyl94/the_country_couldnt_be_saved_and_the_consequences/

https://old.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/1gkzai3/my_fellow_americans_what_the_frick_do_we_do_now/

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Kamala RAW 60 minutes (interview released) !!! :marseykamakama:
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A couple of newspapers are deciding not to endorse a presidential candidate this year which has completely broken the minds of their audience, who they have been coddling and shaping the opinions of with their poorly sourced drivel for years, screwing their audience to a drooling r-slur, left-leaning semi-human. Papers have found out that endorsing a candidate is literally too on the nose and seeing as how no one trusts them are attempting to back peddle as their trust levels fall into despair. Now they are losing the audience they have cultivated for years because, like toddlers, if you don't give them everything they will through a tantrum and fling shit at your walls.


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17301961650276976.webp

/r/minnesota literally can't face the reality that Kaham is just terrible :marseycoconut:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17301961651659446.webp

/r/minnesota, within two posts are already delving into numerous conspiracy theories with regarding to the owner. My knowledge of Minnesota sports says he should sell all their sports teams cause they all fricking suck shit (except their WNBA team, they actually win! :marseygiggle: )

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1730196165576801.webp

People admitting they actually read the OP-ED section when they don't realize they can skip that since the whole paper is an op-ed. :marseycrayoneater:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1730196165889944.webp

I can assure you the only reason rural Minnesota would buy your newspaper is to stock up on fire starting material for winter.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17301961660741882.webp

"People" actually bought the "Democracy dies in the darkness" bullshit :marseyrofl:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17301961664824812.webp

:marseylaying:

There's plenty more seething in the thread!

!journ*lists !chuds

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