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I am functionally a virgin, I have never had s*x without having to pay for it
I almost became plapjak tonight, but I couldn't go through with it, she just felt so big and flabby I couldn't stomach it. I pretended to fall asleep and then made some excuse about needing to get up early for work tomorrow
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INSANE LORE UPDATE (not really)
WE TALKED ABOUT VIDEO GAMES AND SONIC FOR HOURS OVER TEXT. He's only here to get his math exam, then he's gonna graduate!! I'm not sure how old he is. Looks like a 20 and 30 year old at the same time.
He got a date with someone from class as a joke! I don't think he knows that the other woman is doing it for the bit... :(
I wish I had money so him and I could do nerd shit at a local nerd café in town. We both live like 10 minutes away from that place.
I take 2 exams this week!! I already passed my RLA (English) exam 2 weeks ago... FRICKING FAILED MY SOCIAL STUDIES PRACTICE EXAM... ITS NOT MY FAULT WE'RE COVERING SHIT I HAVEN'T GONE OVER SINCE 2018-2019. However, my friend is really good at history, and I'm really good at math!
IN OTHER NEWS:
I'm celebrating my birthday at a sushi place with another tranner I met in December. I STILL HAVE TO MAKE RESERVATIONS... NOT SURE WHY THAT NOTICE CAME UP ON MY MOM'S PHONE BUT NOT MINE. Someone remind me... even if it's mean....
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Introduction
I was scrolling the dreges of reddit for content, as you do..
I like looking in the BPD subreddit, usually I can find some of the juiciest drama there
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Now as many of you know, most diagnosed BPD cases are found in women.
That means a lot of posts on /r/BPD deal with relationships, romance and raging hysteria.
Though, sometimes you get a rare gem. A BPD male, or in this case, a self diagnosed BPD male.
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Meet /u/FrankBuns
A twenty something that managed to land one of the most controversial posts in /r/BPD this month.
Quite the accomplishment!
I'll go over some of that later, FrankBuns has been pretty open on reddit.
The Controversy
Now surprisingly, despite all the times I've seen otherwise, the denizens of /r/BPD did not pat FrankBuns on the back
Apparently, the communal braincell all redditors fight over was well and alive in this post's comments:
Why worry about the diagnosis. In my experience having a diagnosis doesn't do much for you aside from changing how doctors think about you. Worry about treating the symptoms you're experiencing and improving your quality of life. Diagnosis are just unnecessary labels that can come with stigma and lack of understanding.
FrankBuns: Because I want to get better, and idk, I feel like that would have to be the first step. I think there's a lot of reason in your comment, I'd like to think that even if I don't have BPD (which I still believe that I do) then learning the skills to handle it would be beneficial if not for dealing with my issues, then helping a loved one or friend in the future who might be going through the same stuff.
Then do DBT, anyone can do DBT.
Redditor Sneeding about "the system"
everything's a racket, it wouldn't exist in a capitalist society if it weren't.
dsm just allows clinicians to standardize care and makes billing easier, it's not any grand insight into human existence. look up some articles about dsm5 and professionals in the field who take exception with the changes from dsm4. It's just academics bickering, whose pet theories get to dominate.
Yes, I'm bitter. Grants Pass decision was a direct indictment of the failure of American care, we had 40 years of funding to provide treatment and people don't feel like we were effective now and now we aren't focusing on treatment anymore. This whole field dropped the ball and vulnerable people will suffer. Frick the dsm.
You'd be better off reading the bhagavad gita or dostoyevsky than the dsm if you're trying to heal.
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Right about now, you may be asking:
"wait a sec, Lilmarsey, how do you know that this is actually a moid posting this and not an FtM?"
I'm so glad you asked, now you'll have to see it, too:
I will not be posting the other two pictures, you can go to
His whole butthole was out
It makes sense that he'd have some of these traits, given that this is a
✨ homosexual ✨
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Hmm...funny you should say that.
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mental illness comes with friends
FrankBuns has also posted about shrooms and has expressed interest in DMT.
He was also a chronic masturbator.
https://old.reddit.com/r/NoFap/comments/10pvv17/oops/
FrankBuns also has a track record of being a bit of a hypochondriac.
Making posts like "what is this dark spot on my foot", and "why does my foot have orange spots"
https://i.imgur.com/gallery/r-askdocs-QPuy48p
He's also a very active furry, and stupid enough to facedoxx.
I'm sure you may also be wondering
"Wow! I wonder the relationship FrankBuns ominously mentioned went?"
I'm so glad you asked:
The "break"
As we all know, either party asking for a time out in a relationship usually bodes badly for relationship stability.
"Wow, that didn't last long, did it?"
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TLDR: typical redditor that I spent way too much time writing about
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Marsey has been spending a lot of time alone, thinking about things that make her sad. She looks like she's about to cry...
This Marsey is based on one of my favorite Marseys, @X's
, which itself is based on a Peach cat animation. And yes, I referenced my own Marsey (
).
As usual, I made different variants. I will submit the first 7 for 1750 dramacoin. If you have suggestions, be sure to comment them.
The letters were originally to the left of the Marseys, but I moved them to the right about 6 hours after making the post to make it less confusing for mobile.
I also made sleeping and crying variants that didn't come out the way I wanted. I may or may not submit these. I added J because of @DWHITE___________DYNAMITE.
Which ones are your favorite?
(Drawn using Inkscape, inspired by and referenced , also referenced
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I hate that. It's not the compliment they think it is, if they are even using it as a compliment. Why can't it just be said that they are attracted to ME? And are they attracted to me for me or because I'm fat? Like would they be into any fat girl? And I'd love to say it's only happened once or twice, but it's not. I feel like every guy who "likes" me feels obligated to say it. And it's men of different ages. Guys younger, my age, and recently a guy in his 70s. (I'm 50).
and recently a guy in his 70s. (I'm 50).
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Congratulations Best Country Album winner - 'COWBOY CARTER' @beyonce 🎶 #GRAMMYs pic.twitter.com/jLVnG5T6aw
— Recording Academy / GRAMMYs (@RecordingAcad) February 3, 2025
Beyoncé won the Grammy for the best country album.
— TaraBull (@TaraBull808) February 3, 2025
Even she knows it's rigged pic.twitter.com/NzncvWTal2
There’s no way Beyoncé deserved to win a Grammy for Best Country Album for “Cowboy Carter”. It’s not even good! She only won because she’s a black woman and the Grammys are woke af. This was a DEI award. pic.twitter.com/7FVMZg6R40
— Right Winged Angel (@RightWngdAngel) February 3, 2025
Beyonce can shut the frick up now. You see the win for #GRAMMYs and she's NOT country. That's fricking dog shit music. And you know that they paid for that best of country album. Wonder how much Jay Z paid the academy to get that shit for her?
— Danny 🇺🇸🏒⚾️🐈✝️ (@HawkeyeRoad) February 3, 2025
Fricking pitiful. No wonder I skip it.
the CMAs didn’t even consider beyonce and she still won best country album at the grammys. i know those racists mad #Grammys pic.twitter.com/9Maotr5m9r
— ً (@drivenbyfilms) February 3, 2025
Imagine they tried to play Beyoncé at the country music awards by not even giving her a single nomination, meanwhile she won a whole butt Grammy for Best Country Album. pic.twitter.com/YRMw8gm15E
— goodaz. (@tsunamitaj) February 3, 2025
Kacey Musgraves was SO PISSED about Beyonce winning Best Country Album 😂 #grammys pic.twitter.com/u95FYUm2vg
— Don Chenz (@DonChenz) February 3, 2025
Taylor Swift presenting Beyonce with the Grammy for Best Country Album is sure to make MAGA heads explode. pic.twitter.com/i93W2dCUJV
— Art Candee 🍿🥤 (@ArtCandee) February 3, 2025
I don't care about Beyonce or country music and have never listened to a second of this album, but I think it's pretty obvious this is how Kamala can still win.
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Most Based Comments
Basedness: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔘
FRICK Charlie Kirk, Donald Trump, TPM, and anyone who supports them. (61)
F u. So sorry you lost (-55)
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He got less than half the popular vote. Remember that. (16)
He won the popular vote. (-19)
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It always takes that long. What's your point? The fact is that Trump isn't actually that popular. (6)
Angriest Comments
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Don't be sorry. Do something about it. When it comes time to protest, get out there. Have you written to Congress yet? They are supposed to declare war, not the president. (7)
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None of this changes the fact that he won the popular vote. Cope. (1)
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He also praised a statue of Hans Egede, calling him "the founder of Greenland". 🤦🏼♂️ (29)
That's fricking disgusting all around. What in the frick?? (3)
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The president is offering green cards in return for investments of US$5 million
The scheme – under which people who invest US$5 million in the United States will be given permanent residency
I think this is pretty based and it makes perfect sense to make US citizenship a matter of investment as the person proves themselves an economic net positive to the US economy by investing the 5 million.
With 5 million USD per person, you could easily make a billion dollars every year with just 200 purchases. Or a 100 billion USD per year with 20,000 purchases. Or a Trillion USD per year with 200,000 purchases.
It's a new direction for the economy to grow and adds economic complexity without any downsides, as any person investing 5 million USD into the US would naturally end up being a net positive to the US society.
Conclusion:
Best move so far by the Trump administration to further grow the US economy year on year.
What do you guys think? Genius or heavily r-slurred? Why?
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- Fresh_Start : Soys would rather their company fail than represent hot foids
- DestoryerCarbine : Fantasy cucks get what they deserve
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https://old.reddit.com/r/dragonage/comments/1gpjb0s/no_spoilers_early_taash_concept_art_vs_later/
Comments and posts like these are breaking through even the uber soy woke mindvirus strags of /r/dragonage
https://old.reddit.com/r/dragonage/comments/1gphvd7/dav_spoilers_all_the_longer_i_played_the_more_i/
negative posts have started outnumbering positive posts on front page last 3 days
One guy shits on the game after full playthrough
https://old.reddit.com/r/dragonage/comments/1gp2i2b/dav_act_3_spoilers_alright_i_just_completed_the/
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Does anyone really think this is good writing? I am flabbergasted honestly. I posted a rant a couple days ago complaining about some things but I have come back with more. After 60 hours of playing and doing a 100%. I'm just disappointed.
1. I just don't understand what this game is supposed to be, a decade for what? To find out it's some spoky creepy illuminati working in shadows to destroy the world/evanuris? I have no idea. As soon as I saw the epilogue with Loghain, it solidified my experience with this game. Bioware can't write for shit anymore. Might be my personal opinion but why does there always need to be a greater evil, why is it evil at all? Solas was a great example, I didn't think he was evil in Inquisition, just someone faced with impossible odds and terrible choices. Someone driven by guilt. I could understand that.
2. And that last bit of the game took one of the most complex and beautifully written villains, and turned him into a puppet?? Loghain no longer has any deeper motivations for his betrayal, fueled by trauma and loss. Nah. He had no say. Frick that.
3. And who was writing the emotional dialogue here, how am I supposed to take anyone seriously when most of the companions reactions to something traumatic is idk, shit, that's tough, oof... What the heck man....
4. Speaking of dialogue why the frick am I so supportive of everyone, I can't even call out someone for being stupid, like Lucanis for sparing Ilario??? Dude, this man is responsible for most of the destruction in your city???
5. While I'm talking about companions, I felt like I was surrounded by children all the darn time. What is up with all the darn picnics, Darvin had like 4 and Emmerich and Harding were having an "argument" (ooh drama) about how many books they were gonna bring on their little outing... There are moments when these characters shine bright with their stories and pain, and then, you show me they're actually just very dumb and I can't call it out.
6. It all seems like it was supposed to be a dnd game, because I'm constantly reminded by that DnD movie with a Chris. Which was fun but it ain't Dragon Age. In an effort to create something new, they made the established lore and factions feel like caricatures.
7. And why are there so many factions? Because it just drags the game down. There's no reason for them to be there. Mourn Watchers and Lords of Fortune, what the heck was the point of them here, the game could have been fine without them. And apparently everyone has beef with the gods and we arrive just in time to clean up the mess. But somehow in certain situations like the griffins being kidnapped at the very beginning of the game don't get to be blighted until the very end and again, we came just at the right time! Lucky!
8. Last time I also mentioned why are some factions allied with the gods. Like Venatori, and everyone says well they know he's Lusacan. And yeah that'd be fine, if most of them still didn't call him Elgar'nan! And he's right there with his pointy ears, and they're all like frick yeah Tevinter supremacy brah!! I'd think most of them would be facing an existential crisis, their gods are not dragons but filthy knife ears, how can this be?! The rest would be in denial. All in all, this is stupid.
There's just so much wrong with this game and so little that's right. Dragon Age got Game of Thrones'd, because this is exactly like season 8. Just shit on everything and be done with it.
At least I gotta congratulate them for releasing a full game, without any EA bullshit. But still 10 years of a wait, and I would be glad it's finally over... BUT APPARENTLY NOT!!
So yeah, goodbye Dragon Age, David Gaider was carrying you hard.
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also they cry because the concept art was by order of magnitude better than the clearly deliberate fuglification of the soys
"you think it's bad now, just wait until you see the artbook and what we could have gotten but they decided to scrap. It's so stupid how when they got permission to go back to making a single player game they didn't pick up where they left off and decided to instead rework the entire story/style and make something shallow. The past version of the game is what everyone expected this game to be, even our worldstate mattered.
https://books.google.com/books/about/The_Art_of_Dragon_Age_The_Veilguard_Delu.html?id=SyQaEQAAQBAJ"
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Tulsi Gabbard now officially oversees and manages the entire US intelligence community. https://t.co/5ahm2XisNH
— Glenn Greenwald (@ggreenwald) February 12, 2025
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I have 2FA on (authenticator based not phone number based), I use a randomly generated password, I've removed all active sessions, but someone keeps changing the password somehow and adding a new phone number. I don't know why either they haven't tried to buy anything.
How tf are they doing it. If it happens again I'm probably just gonna close the account as I barely ever use it.
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Preamable 
In 2016, Democrat Roy Cooper narrowly defeated Incumbent Republican Governor Pat McCroy by 1% in North Carolina - an incredibly impressive result, considering Donald Trump also won the state by roughly 2% at the same time. While McCroy had been a truly awful governor and Cooper's margin was about a ladygarden's hair difference between win and lose, that's still a tremendously impressive result. Cooper even repeated the result in 2020, winning re-election by a respectable 4%, when Trump won the state by 1% again. Term limited, Cooper's impressive record and the state slipping out of Donald Trump's may suggest that North Carolina is becoming a Democratic state - not the case, as seen by the downballot elections. Mark Robinson, a hard right Republican, was nominated as the mostly ceremonial Lieutenant-Governor, and Dale Folwell was the moderate Republican treasurer. Still, the Attorney General Josh Stein was Democrat. North Carolina seems likely to be a new swing state in the new, Trumpian party system.
2024 
Roy Cooper, the proven winner, was term limited and couldn't run for re-election. In the Democratic primary, the standard, mainstream liberal and Attorney General Josh Stein won by nearly 70%. In the Republican Primary, the hard right Lieutenant-Governor Robinson beat the relatively moderate Treasurer Dale Folwell by 65%
Literally during the exact same day, audio was leaked by a mysterious Sosh Jtein where Robinson called for a 0 week abortion ban, saying on North Carolinas 12 week ban "I would love to get down to six weeks. And I'd like to get down to zero. I would like to push it back as far as we could and eliminate as many abortions as we can." This is exactly what Republicans want to hear, but when even safe Republican states like Ohio and Montana pass ballot initiatives protecting abortion, is not something you want leaked.
So that's how he started. He started with a scandal that could have cost him the campaign. This is the minor thing. It only gets worse/funnier from here.
The Black White Supremacist 
Mark Robinson, described by Trump as "Martin Luther King on steroids", has shown a lot of sympathy for the White Supremacist movement, to the point the only thing that stops me from calling him a White Supremacist is the fact he's black - and I'm still fairly confident he is a White Supremacist.
On 2014, he posted on his facebook account "Note to liberals; I'll accept "Gay Pride" when you accept "White Pride"". Calling for White Pride (a phrase created by George Lincoln Rockwell of the American Nazi Party, directly inspired by the Nation of Islam) is a pretty eyebrow raising statement, but it gets a lot better!
He was probably seething when Drumpf compared him to MLK, because Robinson hates MLK. In his shitty book, he says "December of 2007 was when I joined Facebook. Every political thought I had in my head, I put on there, up to and including my posting photos of Martin Luther King and calling him a communist." So understand that while these posts aren't explicit, he's pretty blunt about not liking him;
"I don't like Communist. No matter what 'color' they are."
"Tomorrow I will do my 'service to the community' by going to work to continue to support myself and my family so I'm not a leach on said community." - on MLK day.
"It is at once funny and sad that so many people will follow the lead of a bunch of atheists and worship an ersatz pastor as a deity."
Pooping on MLK is a really bad look, absolutely a race ender if you're white, but Robinson being black has given him a deflector shield. I wouldn't call him a White Supremacist based on any of this stuff. It's the following remarks he's made on the Civil Rights Movement that convinced me;
: "So many things were lost during the Civil Rights Movement. So many freedoms were lost during the Civil Rights Movement. They shouldn't have been lost. (...) You talk about the sit-in movement. We're in a free market system. So we've got a place called Woolworth in Greensboro that won't serve Blacks at the lunch counter. What do you do? You go down there and you sit at the lunch counter and you demand for these people to take your money. How crazy is that?"
: "The Civil Rights Movement destroyed hundreds of very well-run Black schools. They destroyed Black businesses across the nation."
So you have a man that dislikes MLK, dislikes the civil rights movement and called for White Pride. What a bizarre r-slur... and it gets even better. Like a lot of radicals, he has a fascinating stance on;
Da Joos 
With Republicans being the party of Israel while the Democrats try to balance their progressive base and not pissing off AIPAC too much, Robinson has been running a pretty strong platform against anti-semitism. Unfortunately for him, he forgot to delete some "interesting" comments on Jews and Nazis on his public facebook account.
: "I am so sick of seeing and hearing people STILL talk about Nazis and Hitler and how evil and manipulative they were. NEWS FLASH PEOPLE, THE NAZIS (National Socialist) ARE GONE! We did away with them!" (...) Marxist Socialist and communism pose the bigger threat and control the media. After all, who do you think has been pushing this Nazi boogeyman narrative all these years?"
So that's a pretty bad statement to make, but jeeze guys cut him some slack. 2017 was practically a different time. Later that same year;
: "Please STOP wasting my time, your time, and the time of your fellow conservatives talking about, and making mention of, the NAZIS who have been DEAD since 1945."
Well, that's not an awesome thing to have leak when you're trying to look strong on anti-semitism. Still, it could be worse right? 2018;
: "It is absolutely AMAZING to me that people who know so little about their true history and REFUSE to acknowledge the pure sorry state of their current condition can get so excited about a fictional 'hero' created by an agnostic Jew and put to film by satanic marxists. How can this trash, that was only created to pull the shekels out of your Schvartze pockets, invoke any pride?"
Well, that's really bad. Really bad. Also 2018;
: "The center and leftist leaning Weimar Republic put heavy gun ownership restrictions on German citizens long before the Nazis took power. This foolishness about Hitler disarming MILLIONS of Jews and then marching them off to concentration camps is a bunch of hogwash. Repeating that hogwash makes the conservative argument against the current attempts by liberal Marxist to push Unconstitutional gun control measures in this Nation look FOOLISH."
Did he just call the Holocaust hogswash. He of course, refused to apologise for any of these remarks.
So, those are two pretty massive scandals that would, and from all polls, did cost him the election. But then CNN did some investigative reporting, tracking down what he had been saying on his private accounts. This breaking news, less than 24 hours old, and it's all amazing
Minisoldr, and other tales of Coomerism 
A combination of tracking down his alt-user name and his weird phrases like "frog's fat butt", "dunder head" and "gag a maggot", CNN were able to track his porn account on a website called "Nude Africa".
He bragged about peeping on girls as a 14 year old, saying "I came to a spot that was a dead end but had two big vent covers over it! It just so happened it overlooked the showers! I sat there for about an hour and watched as several girls came in and showered (...) I went peeping again the next morning but after that I went back the ladder was locked! So those two times where the only times I got to do it! Ahhhhh memories!!!!"
Like most Republicans, he's a transphobe, and I'm sorry for the Arachnophobe meme posters, but he's the kind of guy that wants to frick spiders;
: "I like watching
on girl porn! That's f*cking hot! It takes the man out while leaving the man in! And yeah I'm a 'perv' too!"
And despite his hardline stance on abortion, he said on Nude Africa; "I don't care. I just wanna see the s*x tape!"
If you had any doubts that he was a black white supremacist, he also made a lot of awesome non-coomer comments on Nude Africa. Quote: "I'm a black NAZI!", mostly unprompted when talking about Black Republicans, "Slavery is not bad. Some people need to be slaves. I wish they would bring it back. I would certainly buy a few.", "I'd take Hitler over any of the shit that's in Washington right now" which in fairness he's under the Obama Administration and Republicans are just like that when Dems are in power - when Reps are in power, Democrats just call them Hitler.
And finally, good old Martin Luther King. What did "Martin Luther King on Steroids" say about MLK on this porn forum for some reason? He said that MLK was a "commie bastard", a "ho-fricking phoney" (in fairness, he was a ho-fricker) and "worse then a maggot" while calling him "Martin Luther Coon", like George Lincoln Rockwell did.
The cherry on top - he is confirmed to have an Ashley Madison account, and an earlier, minor scandal (minor compared to the SHIT he'd get up to), was that he was a regular at a porn store.
The Trump Campaign was allegedly asking Robinson to drop out of the race, but it's too late for that. The NC GOP are stuck with the Black-Nazi-Coomer, with stories so disastrous constantly, as basically ensured that the Democrats will win North Carolina. There has never been a worse non-incumbent candidate - it's known Presidential Candidates affect the "down-ballot", things like the Senate and Gubernatorial races, but Robinson may be the first candidate to affect the up-ballot, making Trump the first Republican to lose North Carolina since Komrade McShame's blowout loss against Barack Obama - that itself being the first time the GOP lost the state since 1976, when Moderate Southern Democrat Jimmy Carter beat Moderate Northern Republican Jerry Ford.
But while Mark Robinson may be so terrible that he'll make North Carolina a full on Blue State in 2024, he'll live on in our hearts forever. He will be /ourgovernor/ - the biggest, dumbest r-slur to ever become successful despite not deserving it even a little.
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@Vegeta ,
@Aevann , can you ban this neighbor
@Liquid_Bridge and
@laguerna. It's obviously ghost. I know you probably don't care tbh, but the first
one is pretending to be me and obviously failing, and the second
is larping as a groomercord
BIPOC.
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https://community.cloudflare.com/t/access-denied-to-pale-moon-desktop-browser/764330
This is why you should use Brave instead !braveshills
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