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We're playing the turboneurodivergent Dawn of Civilization mod for Civilization IV that replicates world history. 
!g*mers
We now have Russia as a vassal (the "Province of Sarmatia") and directly control Japan, Australia, and America. Settling New Zealand as well.
Publius Valerius Publicola can be used to reform the government for free.
Fascism WINS by a whisker 
We are now the New Roman Empire.
Much better for our treasury, espionage, and military. Science and great people generation took a minor hit.
We've gone from Italic Peoples -> Roman Kingdom -> Roman Empire -> Roman Republic -> New Roman Empire.
We're secular now too. We could do the Secular Religious Victory if we wanted 
The cathedral goal is a little confusing - we don't have cathedrals for any eastern religions. But with Judaism, Islam, Orthodoxy, Protestantism, and Catholicism we have enough I guess 
Secularism should our relations with much of the world a little. Most of the Catholic world are our vassals with the exception of Netherlands and Austria.
It's enough for Iran to open borders apparently.
Prussia still has a stick up their butt. I'm hoping when Bismarck becomes leader he'll like us a little more as Nationhood is his favorite civic. I'm going to cultivate good relations with these guys and try to influence them to become fascist too so Hitler appears, just for you chuds.
We still get penalties for "Our rivals are vassal to your empire" but it helps just a little. I realize embarrassingly late into this game session that I could just pay all my vassals to become secular as well to try to ease up this penalty.
Ultimately, fascism helps us 
Our domestic stability is booming and the economic recession is cooling off. We have a strong civic combo and a bonus for "contemporary civics".
At this point I'm so absurdly advanced that I decide to turn down my research funding and focus entirely on espionage temporarily to let the rest of the world catch up. I'm close to discovering nuclear weapons and we haven't had the American Revolutionary War yet. But I do want biplanes circling in my American colonies just to prove Trump right.
We can also use them to air strike injuns 
Rome has hit Legendary Culture
I have to be careful because we're starting to tiptoe toward victory conditions. Vassalizing Russia was awesome but now we're 8% territory control away from Domination. I have a few other cities with Influential culture I need to prevent from hitting Legendary or I'll will Cultural. If really necessary I can just let some shit go 
but I turn my research funding back up to make sure I can get to space before another victory ticks.
1762, they're coming 
I bring "Grippy" Agrippinia's army from Japan to Panama to prepare.
We're starting to discover Uranium deposits, which will of course be very important strategic resources.
We have mines in Ukraine and Australia. Australia is ours, but Ukraine is at risk of seceding. More would be safer.
There's a deposit in Africa we can grab with a colony, but it's a little close to Dutch South Africa.
We have an extra Great Artist we can use to create a Great Work in the city and blow up our cultural borders, getting us gem and rare earth mines as well. 
Washington has arrived 
I want America to capitulate, but it's going to take a while for "Rise of the Americans" to end before it will even be an option. Fine by me. With totalitarianism we don't get war weariness. America on the other hand does 
With Nationhood we also actually get a small stability bonus when at war.
Interestingly America has embraced Slavery, so they're actually the Confederate States of America. 
I'll contribute this to my development of the south and rich slave plantations. 
It should probably at least require a capital in the south as well, but whatevs. There are some neat dynamic names for America. If they were to vassalize Mesoamerica as the CSA it would be known as the Golden Circle.
Washington attaches a general, Winfield Scott and does a successful job repelling Agrippina's army.
I'm forced to pull them back north to Concord to rendezvous with my other army. Concord is much more vulnerable.
His army marches on French New Orleans and there's little I can do 
I have to get my planes out.
They've rammed the ramparts and taken the airports. 
Winfield Scott attempts to take Concord with my full army there and dies in the process 
1810, my thinkpad grinds to a slowdown as Argentina and Mexico enter the map
Colombia shortly after
They all dislike us
And Colombia took the Panama canal away from us
These central/south American civs have some banger themes tho 
Argentina:
Mexico:
Colombia:
We've researched Fission, and get The Manhattan Project started in Pella, Greece.
We're really having trouble making friends with Prussia/Germany 
If we want Hitler (I assume you chuds do ) we'll probably need to convince Germany to become fascist through civic changes. Not possible if they hate us.
It is possible if they're our vassal. 
For example, if we give Spain enough technologies to adopt Totalitarianism (WITHOUT a planned economy, otherwise they're commies), then encourage them to do so...
Philip II becomes Franco
If we want a pet Hitler, we'll have to get Germany to capitulate 
First: America. The Rise of the Americans event is over so they can mechanically capitulate. We capture Washington almost right in 1812 
It's now the Roman "Province of America". I give them back their cities and board my army to retvrn to Evrope
Interestingly, they seem to think some cities in Japan should belong to them. 
I'm getting overextended, so it's worth considering 
Btw, despite having almost 15k ducats in the bank we're not #1 in wealth. That honor goes to the original gangsta Mansa Musa 
Dom Pedro of Brazil spawns with the smoothest banger yet 
Our general Gnaeus Pompeius Magnus prepares to vassalize Germany. We have tanks now 
Agrippina's army from America is gonna come from the west while Magnus comes from the east
They've been trying unsuccessfully to fight the Archduchy of Austria so are gonna be a little softened up. This should be over quick.
We can speed it up even more by having our spy start a revolt in the city, removing their defenses and allowing us to attack over a river semi-safely.
Within one turn we've taken most of his territory. Get blitzkrieg'd b-word
Bismarck is quickly willing to capitulate.
Now the "Province of Borussia" is willing to accept my new government.
A few turns later and HE'S HERE!!!!
Ethiopia apparently had a Defensive Pact with Germany so we're at war again now. I have just the thing for them 
Nukes are much more powerful than in base game. I finish off stragglers with some biplanes and move in to take this irradiated shithole.
Probably nearing the endgame soon. I may be touching grass tomorrow so if not Saturday maybe Sunday
In the meantime, there's a missing String for Communist Sweden - someone give me a good name for them and I'll go into the XML files and change it.
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And is performative edginess actually any less cringe, or just a slightly more offensive manifestation of the same ODD toddler mindset? Can you be outrΓ© without being a ten year old who finally worked up the nerve to curse on voicechat?
About The 
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And yet, despite all of this, the Academy is showering the film with nominations. It's disheartening to see how -actual- Mexican films, with authenticity and cultural accuracy, don't receive this level of recognition. Instead, we get a film that diminishes the importance of language and cultural representation, all for the sake of style over substance. Imaging making an Italian language movie where Brad Pitt keeps his Italian in "Inglorious Basterds" not as a comedy but as a serious drama, that was this movie. A joke.
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you needs less tricknology n increase dem p values n sheeeei-
dei hires OUT
m-my grant proposal
!chuds some of the overpaid gov't titsucker subreddits 
and 
hard rn:
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- CEO_of_misogyny : Simps in shambles, coping and seething!
- DickButtKiss : Get her guys! - trans lives matter
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This b-word is literally a redditor. Used to extend respect til I figured it out. Basically british bardfinn 
Giving away condoms makes us popular 
We may not have high speed rail but at least we have rap
Black people are cool
More censorship please
Trump is so dumb he's gonna do this tarded thing bc I don't like him 
Long covid is real actually 
What a life 
This is all from the past day, she literally can't stop poooooosting
Double digit posts daily for four years. Basically a crack addict. At least she pays aevann's bills 
Conclusion:
Reddit Γ©migrΓ© calls out other reddit Γ©migrΓ© for being reddit; redditry everywhere.
Helpful [55] Not Helpful [5]arran is a groomercordcute twink 
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Obviously lib journos having a meltdown and who better else to encapsulate it than Frau 
!dramatards it's over for Communists. For the second time within 40 years, the German Wall has cometh down. Deutschland elections are barely 3 weeks from now.
Total Morbius AfD (stands for ADolF) sweep.
- KONGtimeKONGtimeKONGtime : braces are a very serious medical issue
"I'm literally having a panic attack."
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I've been a US Government employee for almost 25 years. We had our "Return to Office" meeting today. They have even gotten rid of episodic/situational telework. I have two kids in braces and one of them is in counseling twice a month. I was hoping they would still let us work partial days off but they aren't. I'm going to have to take a full day off every time one of them has an appointment. I don't know how I'm going to do this. I'm also in the process of getting divorced and I can't even get their dad to do the dishes so he's not going to help just to punish me.
From her post history:
The comments:
I didn't vote for Trump if that is what you're asserting. I have never voted for a Republican actually. I support policies that make sense. Not talking out of both sides of your head. One side says "save money" and the other side says "and we will rent more office space or pay for people to relocate if we have to just to make people come in".
Trump is the cumination of years of work done by Republicans to undermine our democracy, from gerrymandering districts to the push for anti abortion rights that started over 40 yrs ago just because you didn't vote for one Republican doesn't mean you didn't help put him in the white house. And now you come to us whining about your problems. I for one do not feel a bit sorry for you. You have been anti government for most of your life while sucking at the government tit for the last 25 yrs. About time you found out what side your bread was buttered on.
Ooooo looks like the leopards are eating well here
These reddittors are so annoying, I almost feel bad for the OP.
(In particular, to get women to quit)
This is it right here. Once again women will be forced to decide between economic leverage and their children.
Christo-fascism requires strict gender roles/hierarchy. We'll see a lot more of this kind of sh%t over the next four years.
Preach. It's too often women who have to sacrifice their careers for their families.
yep, my male coworkers would rush off to happy hour to brownnose the bosses while my female coworkers rushed home to get their kids from daycare. guess who gets considered for the promotions?
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have YOU got kids and responsibilities
Surveyor sub note with hilarity how often people who don't know or understand the survey industry react with suspicion against strangers like surveyor strags on their turf 
https://old.reddit.com/r/Surveying/comments/1i7dq9v/lets_hear_your_best_response_to_inquisitive/
"Can I help you?"
"No."
"..."
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autodrama: returning jobs to dramneurodivergents. 
Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion 
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Cuckflare blocks Pale Meme and other non-mainstream browsers lmao, and it's been ongoing for days 
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https://community.cloudflare.com/t/access-denied-to-pale-moon-desktop-browser/764330
This is why you should use Brave instead !braveshills 
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20 times more powerful
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You can just go into reddit subs and suggest that theyβre nazis if they havenβt banned Twitter links and they roll over. I literally have a chudjak pfp and I got r/xxfitness (3 million subscribers) to ban them in 6 minutes with 0 effort.
β rDrama.net (@rdramanet) January 29, 2025
Horrid website. pic.twitter.com/uird4D37mX
It's OVER.
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wouldnt you think about the face tattoo all fricking day it would drive me insane thinking about it
s debate over...muscle mommies
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this thread caught my eye so i had to look
sure emough:
OP post is 
She is the definition of independence. When the world tells her to shrink, she chooses to expand.
Muscle mommies do not ask for permission.
They take what they deserve.
btw this is the same guy that huffed nitrogen
You forgot to mention that they are great cuddlers
posting
All these women are fat nowadays
Muscle mommies is the kind of thing that looks great drawn
Haters to the left
this post sums it up
Porn Addition: The Thread
s from women's sports on National Girls and Women in Sports Day.
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I'll find as it shows up.
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