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The cat replies "but doctor... I am Marsey." Good joke. Everyone laughs.
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Matt Walsh is about to get fired from the Daily Wire

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:marseydarkxd: Bibi gifted Trump two pagers, a golden one :marseyrich: and a normal one :marseypalestoidpager:
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4chin post
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Pizzashill attempts to pitch woo at Ted, deletes thread in shame
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Apparently, Bibi :marseymerchant: has Trump :marseytrump: wash his dirty, shitstained underwear every time he visits the White House :marseyemojirofl: :marseyjanny: :marseyitsover: :fellforitagainaward:
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Tokyo Drift is the most @BWC movie to ever exist

The movie starts off where this white trash redneck effortlessly steals chad's gf in a dangerous street race

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738454205LBHaXTvxGb2L4w.webp

So he goes to Japan where a real challenge awaits, stealing ricechad's gf

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738454205KB709kvsynS8Lg.webp

She immediately is into him, she shows no loyalty to ricechad

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738454205iYNGKd8n1N8FCQ.webp

So he wins some gay car race and steals her

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738454206fDQGYkbpJl5kaQ.webp

I literally cannot think of a more @BWC plotline if I tried

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[🤓🤓🔘🔘🔘] Analysis of PirateSoftware's "Apology" Tweet

					
					

Most Based Comments

Basedness: 🔥🔥🔘🔘🔘

Watch grubby discuss it. There's a reason grubby is a 6x world champion at war3 and pirate is pretty garbage at playing mage. Zero self reflection and massive ego are a bad combination for self improvement.He won't learn. I read up yesterday some furry's had a hate campaign against him 20 years ago for the same exact shit. He's not learnt in 20 years he isn't gunna suddenly learn now. (2)

Yeah I think Grubby ended up laying the majority of fault on Ozy, Snupy, and Yamato. Pirate and Sara were least at fault for the entire situation, and Yamato flashing his inner League Rage was judged very poorly. And then Yamato dragged his community all over the place whining so loudly and spreading toxicity so determinedly that one of the chillest, most guild-dedicated streamers in Onlyfangs got gkicked. One day, the line is 'if the vibes are off, you gotta bail!' then Yamato starts whining and all of the sudden Pirate is scapegoated so that Onlyfangs can retain a larger viewer count. Soda did Thor wrong. Hope Yamato is as helpful to the guild as Pirate was... lulz. (-2)

Basedness: 🔥🔥🔘🔘🔘

You mean, only asmongold thinks he didn't do anything wrong?Everyone else is in agreement that he could have helped more on the run out. (4)

No, anyone who is familiar with the event, onlyfangs and with hardcore wow knows he didn't do anything wrong. This is nothing more than a loud subsection of kissless redditors farming engagement, updoots and drama. (-3)

Basedness: 🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘

All he needed to say was"I'm sorry looking back i could have done more to help the group i panicked a bit and ran when run was called" (11)

Nah, he shouldn't. He didn't do anything wrong. Not even right wing reactionary pundit Asmongold thinks he did anything wrong. (-1)

Angriest Comments

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

What a load of crap from reading this tweet. The only manipulation going on is the marks to pretend it's shit.How the frick do you get "gaslamping" from "I never said I was perfect". (0)

I get gaslamping from him telling everyone that whoever says something negative about him that they're just blaming the pull on only him, and that everyone who was banned were harassing and threatening him. Since the very start everyone has said the pull wasn't his fault. He banned a tonne of people who did absolutely nothing. Lots of people just asked simple questions or said the word mana lol. He's said all the streamers who reacted to him are just doing so for clout, and jumping on the hate bandwagon. Instead of addressing anyone and solving it, He's gaslamping any of his viewers into thinking that everyone else is just harassing him because it's the cool thing to do.Anyone actually harassing him are scum btw, I don't comment on twitch at all because there are too many of those people He's referring to, but the fact he seemingly doesn't even know why everyone's mad at him and blaming it on them just trying to blame the mage is crazy. Imo it shows he hasn't actually taken a seco... (1)

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

I watched a 40+ minute video of Grubby breaking down the entire thing, and Grubby was pretty clear about Yamato having Sara's death on his hands, because the tank really didn't deserve to be alive in a trade off like that, after such a terrible entry and pull in an instance as dangerous as this one. He also made it clear that Pirate likely would have been more amenable to help if Yamato wasn't being so hostile and confused about why Pirate was running after being told to. Personally, I believe that if Yamato had just kept his arm in his mouth and let Ozy call, Pirate wouldn't have been on the defensive and would have turned around to help at that last corner, where there was no longer any danger of more butt pulls.As it stands though, Yamato, who was spasming and making confused calls overtop of Ozy while he stood safely in Vanish range, convinced Sara to sacrifice himself for the tank who made the bad pull, and reinforced Pirate's uncooperative attitude. Yeah. I watched the video. W... (0)

Confused calls? Yelling? Bro is yapping about things that never happened.He called run. Everybody ran together except pirate. Pirate blinked 80 yards away. Then he called pirate to come back. Pirate listened to his "run" call but not his "come back" call, and blinked away + barriered while his mouse was literally hovering over his mana gem.Pirate then immediately calls himself more valuable than the other members (someone with 8 ears is objectively more valuable than onlyfangs 10th 300/300 enchanter, the raw skill expression alone is proof of that). Pirate had 1:40 before somebody died. That's how long he had to turn back. He had over a minute and a half to decide to blizzard for his friends.Trash mental. And that's all ignoring the complete lack of humility when their guild lead tried to smooth things over. He didn't even apologise to Sara and snupy who lost hundreds of hours. He didn't even apologise to the actual victims of the event.He makes his living off the public. Now he's p... (1)

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

100%. People caring about this shit so much is sad (0)

People hating on a genuine loser isn't sad. It's funny and entertaining. This dude has been on his high horse forever and never admits he is wrong. Bro he even fought against Ross games 'stop killing games' game preservation effort. Like the dude is an butt. (0)

Biggest Lolcow: /u/iCresp

Score: 🐮🐮🔘🔘🔘

Number of comments: 3

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The jeet in charge is trying to tell everyone it's a great thing, but any time an equity firm buys you out, you are gone soon. lol Only people winning here are the jeet and the execs.

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Chudgaf has some thoughts on Anthony Mackie acting all uppity.
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:marseyrake: A nation of cucks prepares to surrender :crankykong:

I think the Tariffs start on Tuesday, so the Canadians :marseybeaver: are mentally preparing for their surrender on Sunday :marseywhiteflag:

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Tariff Canadian oil, gas, potash, electricity, auto parts, food, booze, perfume, furniture, and more, hit Trump with 260% tariffs and also blame Muskrat's 'DOGE'.

Watch burgers implode and the Chinese laughing at them.

Tell Trump Burgers are too drugged up, fat and dumb to invade Canada.

Then tell Trump that the USA should be a colony of the UK, under direct rule by King Charles and Queen Camilla. And California, Oregon and Washington should be declared Canadian provinces by the Parliament of Canada.

:marseyxd: :marseypearlclutch:

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No Hard Feelings - MOVIE REVIEW!

I need DC asap because the casino is fricking rigged, so you're getting a movie review! This movie is like two years old now and I still think about it to this day, not because of the pornographic scene, but because of the storyline.

The whole idea behind the movie is that a 30 year old dommie-mommie is broke asl and needs to pay property taxes to keep her mom's house. Instead of selling it off, she wants to keep it because of the NOSTALGIA o algo. To get the money, she finds a craigslist offer about a family who's giving away a car for a hot single in their area to "date" their son. The whole reason behind this is that their son is an incel (not a he-man woman hater incel) and they want to get him used to socializing before he's sent off to college. After this, the movie is mostly comedic filler that doesn't really expand on the story, but is still fun to watch. She goes to the place that the son is working at (as the parents don't want him to know it's all staged) and tries seducing him. I forgot how it happens but she ends up getting him in some van and he pepper-sprays her thinking she's going to r*pe him (friggin sweet!). The only other memorable part is the scene on the beach where they go skinny dipping for some reason, a group of teens steal their clothes and a NAKED JENNIFER LAWRENCE beats the shit out of them. After that she tries having s*x with the incel but he refuses, so she then steals HIS clothes and tries to drive off which results in him jumping on her (borrowed) car and fighting for some reason. The scene is both funny and arousing (to me at least). I also now permanently associate Maneater with this scene, which is somewhat nice.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738567922-JLSE843fwUfTQ.webp

Later in the movie, the incel finds true love and ALMOST has s*x with someone who wasn't trying to use him, but SHE ends up barging in and ending anything that was going on between them. The next day, the incel overhears his parents conversing with the MC about how she needs to convince him to go to college and not stay with the actual love of his life. In a fit of rage, he calls over his groomercord buddy to crash the reward car and tries to scam her into having s*x. He ends up prematurely ejaculating because WHO WOULDN'T? The movie then becomes boring as they retract from the main point about the incel and go back to the MC's useless self-inflicted issue about paying off the house. She decides to sell the house and move to California because her friends are moving away too and this makes her start to think if soying over nostalgia is actually productive to her life.

This movie did have it's own fair share of drama (albeit wasn't that big) where the film was accused of normalizing grooming.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738567922uaDkPI_5V-uFKA.webp

Xhe almost has a point, the part where it falls flat though is that I would be happy to be in his position.

During the whole movie, I felt a huge connection with this dude. I suggest giving it a watch if you're ever in need of a laugh/feeling down/feeling romantical.

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Drunk :chudjakasianfoid: does an Elon. :soysnooseethe: ensues from Streamer Drama Enjoyers

					
					

Streamer Emiru threw a Lunar New Years Party so all the lonely :marseycoomer2:s that watch her can pretend they have friends. At one point a newer streamer named itskatchii who was quite drunk does a "heart goes out to you". Emiru's mods have quietly tried to push it under the rug, but none can stop the weaponized autism that is terminally online streamer drama enjoyers.

Here's a clip of the salute in question: https://i.imgur.com/salute-GcZquYx

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Zuckerberg does what men do.

Now that we are freee, let's all admit that everyone loves titties. Titties are great. Hers are great. God bless titties.

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CIT vehicle robbery in Durban Feb 2

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TRIANA AND BROCK

:marseyvibing: :marseypartyzoom: :marseyexciteddance: :marseykeffalsdance: :marseyparty3: :ratvibe: :madotsukidance:

HAVE GREAT DAYS, ALL!

!animalposters !cats

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:marseypetergriffin: "hey lois, this reminds me of that one time I fell asleep while jacking off in middle school and ended up butt-texting /h/pokeporn to half of my classmates and also my parents!" :marseylois: "the worst part is that you did it again literally the next night with /r/traphentai!" :marseypetergriffin: "hehehehe that's why they sent me to gay conversion camp and I've been really weird with my sexuality ever since, I'm not even an incel I'm just a gay furry whose buried too deep in the closet and is desperately trying to repress it even further!" ___________________________________________

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___________________________________________ For those of you who aren't D&D nerds, for a bunch of D&D nerds to get together and do D&D, they need one of them to take the role of the "Dungeon Master" (no not that dungeon :marseykink: ) or "Game Master" if you play a hipster non-D&D game to come up with a setting and plot and adventures for the other D&D nerds to play with. This job is tedious as hell so the only reason anybody actually does it is to fulfill some fetish of theirs. That's why I like GMing Vampire: the Masquerade because vampires make my dick hard. :marseyheart: :marseyelisabeth: Anyway, one heroic anon on /tg/ has been actually running D&D for his friends out of the kindness of his heart! Just kidding, he likes monster :rape:.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17332105331926935.webp

There's gonna be some /d/ shit in here, word of warning. I've been running various campaigns in this group for about 6 years, mostly doing a single homebrew West Marches-style campaign. I've more or less kept the same group of players for this time, which is surprising given I've mostly gone for a pretty edgy setting and campaign style, which is what they've come to expect.

Some translations into normalspeak: "Magical Realm" is /tg/ lingo for "fetish." "Homebrew" means the rules have been modified from the core rulebook. "West Marches" is a meaningless buzzword meaning open world but not open world but open world, it's dumb.

Here's where I fucked up. See, a good chunk of my setting I like to attribute to being inspired by stuff like Aliens, Berserk, Event Horizon, etc. In truth, I just really like monster :rape:. A good chunk of my setting involves monster :rape:, I just somehow managed to hide it by a combination of saying "oh it's like Goblin Slayer", by painting it in a horror lens, and by not focusing on it that much. Which seemed to be working out for me until just now, where I called one of them over to fix up my phone (he's a technician) and he accidentally found my emergency stash of monster porn/bestiality hentai/real /d/ shit in the process. I tried to play it off as "actually the horse was just a black guy at a weird angle" but I don't think he bought it. I know he's gonna tell everyone else and even if they don't doubt me they won't look at my campaign the same way again and they'll see it for the magical realm that it is.

:marseydetective!: Apparently this guy was able to sneak fetish shit past normies by saying "oh it's like Goblin Slayer." Have I mentioned yet that I hate anime so much it's unreal? Anime fans are such fucking :brainletpit: they'll put up with anything if you compare it to anime.
Now, we can also see here that our narrator is a scrote. He thinks he can get away with monster :rape: "by painting it in a horror lens." Any true erotica enjoyers know that foids LOVE their horror porn. I guess I do too but I self-insert as the monster. :marseygrimm: :marseyjeanne:

"Actually the horse was just a black guy at a weird angle." :marseywtf3:

Sincerely what the fuck do I do, /tg/?

Personally, I'd say to just :rape: your players IRL and call it LARPing, but let's see if /tg/ agrees with me or not.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17332105333587673.webp

FBPB.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17332105334050324.webp

:thinkingstatue: OP never actually specified if he wants to be a :rape: monster or be :rape:d by monsters, so we don't know how well this solution would work!

OH SHIT!

It's a SUBPLOT!

Subplot A- "Why do you goon?

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1733210533480387.webp

Between these two responses, we see the two types of 4chan users: :gigachadautist:s who cannot possibly conceive masturbation, and """self-aware""" porn addicts. :marseynerd3: "Erm they're both saying the same thing, there's no reason to have an emergency goon stash!" :ragestrangle!: SHUT UP! Clearly the first poster has no idea why anyone would have an emergency goon stash, while the second knows exactly why one would have an emergency goon stash, and knows that "why" is a bad reason. "It wasn't right he got subjected to it" is a pussy take lmao, did people learn nothing from Hunter? If you don't want to see a man at his freakiest, maybe don't go snooping around his files? "I'm also a porn addict" lol it's literally November you just need to stop touching your dick. "The best thing you can do is get rid of it" :marseyderpthumbsup: I agree.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17332105336468787.webp

>Why do you have porn saved to your phone like a fucking idiot?

Did you learn nothing from Tumblr and Imgur?! Big Brother :marseyobey: can and WILL take your porn away at any time without warning. :feellikeaninja:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17332105336978626.webp

This anon is on to something but he fails to realize the power OP now has. He can innocuously bring in a big scary monster, knowing full well this player will be utterly terrified of being :rape:d by it.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17332105337883348.webp

:marseynut: I love mpreg so much it's unreal. Not fond of Jujutsu Kaisen, however.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17332105339167852.webp

:marseysephiroth: :shadowrage: spoken like a true edgelord :marseyheavymetal: one day I'm going to purify those who wish to mock me by fumigating them with my rancid farts from my plant-free diet :marseybrap:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17332105340957716.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/173321053432024.webp

:marseydeadinside:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17332105343711991.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1733210534480461.webp

:marseysick: I don't want to imagine what OP and his group most likely look like, then imagine them all jacking off under the table. Also consent takes all the fun out of monster sex. Have I told the story yet of how back in college when I ran D&D one of my players was a gay guy who really wanted to fuck my ass? I didn't let him, for the record, which took as me playing hard to get and ultimately started stalking me to try and learn where I lived.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17332105345705278.webp

:marseyserioushatfact: goddamn normies with their normie ass monster :rape: fetishes, why can't we go back to the good old days of /tg/ where we were all into getting concrete shat into our rectums from the nipples of daemonettes? (this but unironically)

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1733210534632544.webp

>Most people masturbate.

*most people who use 4chan

>most people have at least some strange kinks

*most people who use 4chan

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1733210534762062.webp

there's no less than 5 erp/porn threads on /tg/ at any given time now, there's even an erp general, 15 years ago 1d4chan joked that /tg/ was just blue /d/ but they had no idea just how bad things would get.

SUBPLOT A RESUMES!

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17332105348420777.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17332105349021053.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17332105349479961.webp fuck bipox it's 2 am I'll finish this later https://i.rdrama.net/images/17332105350095732.webp

:trollolol: whoops it's been a week and I forgot about this and the thread died whoops :marseyteehee:

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Sources - Aaron Rodgers unlikely to return to Jets in 2025

Rodgers, 41, flew to New Jersey last week to meet with new coach Aaron Glenn and new general manager Darren Mougey, a source confirmed to ESPN. Fox Sports reported Sunday that Rodgers was informed in that meeting that the team has decided to part ways with him.

Burrs need an experienced quarterback to try fixing their unfixable draft pick and have the salary cap to accommodate him

I think they should grab him while they can :marseyvibing:

!mensfootball

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The NFL says Racism is back for the super bowl, baby :marseyracist:

At his annual Super Bowl news conference Monday, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell strongly supported the league's policies designed to promote diversity at the club-employment level and said they would continue.

But during Super Bowl LIX, and with President Donald Trump apparently planning to attend on Sunday, the NFL might be making another kind of statement on the Caesars Superdome field itself. According to two league sources, who spoke on condition of anonymity because of the sensitivity of the discussions, league officials recently changed one of the slogans expected to be stenciled in the back of an end zone from "End Racism" to "Choose Love."

The game between the Kansas City Chiefs and the Philadelphia Eagles will mark the first time since February 2021 that "End Racism" is not included as a message in the back of a Super Bowl end zone.

The switch, conveyed internally to high-level employees earlier this week, could be perceived as a nod to the current political climate. Following the lead of Trump, who was inaugurated last month, many corporations and institutions are abandoning their diversity, equity and inclusion programs. Goodell did not follow suit when asked about the league's policies on Monday, saying he was "proud" of the league's diversity efforts.

"We got into diversity efforts because we felt it was the right thing for the National Football League," Goodell said. "And we're going to continue those efforts, because we've not only convinced ourselves we've proven it to ourselves — it does make the NFL better."

!mensfootball discuss

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Anyone else sick of Sabrina Carpenter yet?

I was kind of here for "Espresso" as a song of the summer, but now it's like you had your 15 minutes and you're still here???

This new track is just godawful, reddit-hornyposting tier...

>Come right on me, I mean camaraderie

>Where art thou? Why not uponeth me? :marseyeyeroll:

>And I bet we'd both arrive at the same time :iseewhatyoudidthere:

>And I bet the thermostat's set at six-nine

GET IT???

https://media.tenor.com/ETu__9EhgV4AAAAx/bill-and.webp

Has anyone ever said "bed chem"? Is that a real thing that zoomers say?

Fricking get the frick out of here. Honestly will take Chappell Roan over this shit.

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