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:marppy: Drama Report: 2024-05-02 :marseyminer:

Top Drama

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Fraternity brothers pelted by anti-Israel protesters at UNC Chapel .../r/JoeRogan (2M)60%2049
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘and the Boomers in Congress/r/AdviceAnimals (10M)67%1732
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Can someone explain this to me?/r/Asmongold (311K)61%1323
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Joe Rogan Experience #2143 - Tulsi Gabbard/r/JoeRogan (2M)44%480
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Hows this arena version looking for you/r/leagueoflegends (8M)61%656
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Pi Kappa Phi made $60K (so far) off of yesterdays protests/r/UNC (23K)47%433
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Pro-Israel mob attacks student protest encampment at UCLA/r/IsraelPalestine (88K)53%486
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Why do Christians seem to not care about the hurt they cause the LG.../r/Christianity (432K)48%320
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Guy is carrying a gun in his belt at Madeira Kroger's just to visit.../r/cincinnati (143K)60%398
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Does OSRS really need Aggression potions?/r/2007scape (913K)46%246

Relative Drama (takes into account the size of the subreddit)

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
🤓🤓🔘🔘🔘Is there any organized effort to counter the anti-Jewish protests a.../r/altmpls (5K)49%160
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Pi Kappa Phi made $60K (so far) off of yesterdays protests/r/UNC (23K)47%433
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘The PSL, a fringe Marxist-Leninist group that thinks NATO started t.../r/ualbany (5K)49%87
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘To anyone thinking of boycotting commencement.. /r/Temple (23K)56%207
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘To The Students Protesting Currently /r/UBreddit (23K)54%194
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Tiny brains buy same laughable poor specs junk every year for "only.../r/applesucks (23K)57%201
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘This sub is just full of people hating on tim hortons/r/TimHortons (22K)55%131
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Pathetic. Disney is going to ruin the X Men/r/MauLer (23K)45%107
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Pro-Israel mob attacks student protest encampment at UCLA/r/IsraelPalestine (88K)53%486
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘When people think generating AI art is like some "one click wonder"./r/aiwars (35K)49%171

:marppy: autodrama: returning jobs to dramautists. :marseycapitalistmanlet: Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion :marseyjamming:

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Me and my girl, 10 years apart : aww

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17146408614546509.webp

"Restrictive" :marseyconfused:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17146409738893702.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17146409739685936.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17146409740396407.webp

"Atypical" meaning the exact opposite of anorexia

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1714641005557232.webp

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She isn't all bad, she dunks on manlets https://www.reddit.com/r/shortguys/s/tQRvOOJTAJ

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Edgy flash animations were apparently "traumatic" for !zoomers :marseydepressed: :marseyzoomerimplosion:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1714645607547258.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17146456076872036.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17146456078582015.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17146456073846147.webp

:#marseygunshotsuicide:

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Cameron, 20, Houston TX

:marseyking: At least two Red Bulls :marseysaint2:

Segment like a really sus video where Cameron explains he consents to the show timestamp

Career:

  • "Kinda complicated I guess"

  • Part time real estate, part time construction with my Dad

  • "From Sunday to Wednesday I do real estate, I guess full time"

    • He lays out his schedule timestamp

      • 5am wakeup

      • 6am gym

  • Real Estate agent, lots of calling people

    • Done it for a year

    • Wants to do this full time

    • This month is "most money he's ever made"

    • $14'000 this month but he "spent most of it"

      • Sold a single listing and got them a new place - he knocked their door
    • He tries to explain how timestamp

    • When he started he "spent the money before it was in [his] pocket"

    • Was a server at resturaunt, quit it to be agent

    • Hems and haws then admits it's 2'500 "over 6 to 8 months" so much less than other guests :marseylaugh:

    • "I try to prospect but like I've started playing Minecraft and stuff you know what I mean?" timestamp

      • This is what he was doing last year instead of working?
    • Works 4 hours a day 4 days a week timestamp

      • Actually it's 1 hour a day of calling people?

      • Actually he's showing houses as well?

      • Maybe 3 a day? :marseyantiw#ork:

    • A day in the life of a real estate agent timestamp

      • Later clarified to 1 hour a day with a lot of staring at the screen doing literally nothing, sometimes watching Financial Audit videos MARSEY LFMAOOOOOO

      • HE ALLUDES TO HAVING THE ZOOMER PHONE PHOBIA :marseyzoomer:

      • 3 hour lunch break lmfao

    • Saved $2000 of that $14000 check

  • Construction timestamp

    • Dad's company, Dad cuts him a check

    • About $125 a day, 3 days a week (around 10 hour days for this)

    • Doesn't know if he's W2 or not

      • "Uhhhhmmm my dad has his company and I just kind of go in and he gives me a check"

      • "I don't know I just get the check and I just picture deposit it into Wells Fargo, it goes into my account"

    • Just started this, started around last month

  • Living with his parents

  • "I used to make a lot of money as a server"

Personal Life;

  • Girlfriend of 2 years is in the room timestamp

Financials:

  • Parents helped him out 7'000 on a car downpayment

    • He paid them back 4'000
  • He did not set money aside for taxes

  • Credit Card 1 (Discover) (1'015) timestamp

    • 1326 previous - 994 payments + 664 new transactions

    • "Why are you putting more money on a card that is accumulating interest?" timestamp

      • He is extremely confident things will just work themselves out
    • "If you look at my spending I try to be really conservative with it" :marseyxd:

    • Lots and lots of eating out, some paint he got reimbursed for

    • "Everyone's net worth is negative at 20 years old" :marseybrainletclapping:

  • Credit Card 2 (some bank name) (2404) timestamp

    • $2391 - $200 payment + 157 new purchases + $55 interest accrued

    • He paid another $200 payment on this

    • Credit limit is $2500

    • Ate $29 in fees this year

  • His stonks timestamp

  • 2016 Jeep Wrangler timestamp

    • $31355 balance :marseytrollcrazy:

    • 10.something interest rate :marseytrollcrazy:

    • There's an unpaid balance of $680

    • He tries to explain, his parents took the car out for him, in their name, he's paying for it

    • Caleb seethes because he keeps looking at the camera :marseyrage:

    • 6 year term

    • Jeeps in the shop, $300 - lots of other spending on parts for the jeep

    • Suspension is messed up

    • Lots of other issues with it

    • Pays for car insurance under his parents name - $400 a month

    • Went to college for a year, took a year off, couldn't afford to both go to college and pay the jeep :marseydespair:

    • He didn't really know what he was doing at college

    • "My way of justifying it was I didn't know what I was doing in college and I had the Jeep anyways"

  • Credit Card 3 ($472) (Spark Business) timestamp

    • 536 - $71 payments + $12 interest accrued

    • Not the real estate card

    • "This card was a really dumb decision... probably the worst one"

    • "Every year we get a fee as realtors, we have to pay like 400, 500, I didn't have the money so I opened a credit card and paid it with that."

    • Minimum payment 17, 30% interest

  • Credit Card 4 (CapitalOne) ($352) timestamp

    • Minimum $25

    • $8 interest accrued

    • $727 - $700 + $323.85 :marseyxd:

    • "This month I spoiled myself" :marseyexcited:

      • He tries to explain why he thinks this is a good idea
  • How much he owes to his family timestamp

    • $11'000 total?

    • Informal, gets brought up when the dad's mad :marseymad:

    • He paid 4000, it's down from 15'000

    • Pays $400 for rent

  • Checking Account timestamp

    • $150 in there

    • fair bit of going out to eat, eBay headphones, smoking "trying to quit," $1000 into his RobinHood

    • THIS R-SLUR INVESTED 15% of the portfolio INTO TAKETWO HOLY SHIT :marseyxd:

      • waiting for GTA 6 thinking it will moon shot

Spending piechart timestamp

  • He gave his parents 4000 which might be upfront rent payments might be debt payment? to help pay off the house???

Caleb makes him cry bigly :marseycry: timestamp

  • "To be honest, it might just be a reaction to the Red Bull"

Oracle seems to be a long-term sponsor, every video now

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His original post on the 'gram (he claims she was stalking him or something):

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17146753029080923.webp

He's been dropped by his agency already.

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:marseyfrozenchosen2:The guy from this video:

, who killed his family and threw them in oil tanks, now has a bunch of :#marseydarkfoidretard: pen paling him

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1714674238571204.webp

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Daily reminder that Sexy Indian dudes are the most fragile and cringe people on earth

Can't even handle a little banter

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https://ovarit.com/o/Radfemmery/554023/bear-bear-bear

Dudes have spent thousands of years arguing in dozens of languages that they cannot possibly be expected to control their peepeees or their fists when women dare to go out in public or talk too much or have bare ankles or whatever other disobedient thing men don't like. Dudes have founded multiple entire fricking religions on this concept.

And now "the logical s*x" is having a collective meltdown because women repeated that back at them.

:#taycrown:

:#marseyshesright:

I wouldn't be blamed if I fought back against the bear. Wouldn't be blamed for hurting it if it meant my survival and life.

If a man attempts to r*pe me or succeeds in raping me but I claw the shit out of his face and arms in an attempt to defend myself, I'll get accused of being just as bad and assaulting him.

I wouldn't want to hurt the bear. It probably doesn't want to hurt me.

I will always choose the bear. 🐻

You won't get relentlessly bearsplained to either.

:#tayclap:

If they maul me I either die, or survive and have a fricking badass story.

If the bear mauls you and you survive to tell your story, people will believe you when you tell it.

:#!taynod:


https://ovarit.com/o/WomensLiberation/554017/bear-vs-man

Bears won't film you while you're taking a shit in the woods and share it with bears all over the world, for no reason except that they get off on it. Only men are that depraved.

Bears only attack you if you mess with their cubs. We have more in common with bears than men.

:#taysmart:

The Bear won't dress up like a woman and try to eat me in the women's changing room while screaming that I must refer to myself as a menstruator or it hurts his feelings

:#taylaugh:


https://ovarit.com/o/TransLogic/554038/tim-triggered-over-the-man-vs-bear-debate

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17146456260287986.webp

He could fix all his problems by identifying as a furry and approach women in his new bear fursona.

:#taywine2:

Well, props for being self aware. Yes, you are a man and are seen as one, so women would choose the bear instead of you.

Well, wouldn't he also choose the bear? Surprised that that's not his first response, being that he's a woman and all.

:#tayscrunch:

Bro, you are the reason we choose bears.

:#tayhappy:


Some good material there for inciting a bit of moid rage :marseyagree: :!marseydicklet:

:#marseyradfempat:

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TFW no yearly squad of fresh virgins..... Trump gets sued and shamed for paying washed out beat pro stats, Kim gets a fresh pleasure squad every year... The west continues to lose.

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POLICE! POLICE! AAGH! POLICE! THERE'S A MAN SETTING HIMSELF ON FIRE! POLICE! AGH! POLICE!
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orange sight: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=40237745

Completely free (video lectures and textbook) graduate level course on crypto

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Aella, the neurodivergent lesswrong prostitute that is now kinda Twitter famous for her r-slurred polls and for organizing an orgy for her birthday, is now in danger because some insane guy that tried to kidnap her is allegedly now out of jail lmao

https://twitter.com/aella_girl/status/1785808555695616264

Stuff from when he was originally imprisoned:

https://madison.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/madison-man-charged-in-texas-with-impersonating-fbi-agent-stalking-adult-internet-performer/article_8b70b0bc-0c8a-540d-9ef2-703995a65b86.html

Destiny subreddit has a copy of him trying to get into her house

https://old.reddit.com/r/Destiny/comments/1ci7wus/jack_mcquestion_yes_lol_the_schizo_who_tried_to/?sort=controversial

Aella's blogpost

https://aella.substack.com/p/the-attempted-kidnapping-at-my-house

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  • COOF : how doomed a country is can easily be measured by how many poojeets live in it

https://media1.tenor.com/m/1gaYz9ajVSMAAAAC/obama-what-even-reaction.gif https://media1.tenor.com/m/Isgo1w7qdf4AAAAd/jethalal-tmkoc.gif https://media1.tenor.com/m/7lDhYOKZYJoAAAAd/throw-jklsouth.gif

!bharatiya the !nonchuds's "president" has completely lost it


President Joe Biden said on Wednesday that "xenophobia" from China to Japan and India is hobbling their growth, as he argued that migration has been good for the U.S. economy.

"One of the reasons why our economy's growing is because of you and many others. Why? Because we welcome immigrants," Biden said at a Washington fundraising event for his 2024 re-election campaign and marking the start of Asian American, Native Hawaiian and Pacific Islander Heritage Month.

"Why is China stalling so badly economically, why is Japan having trouble, why is Russia, why is India, because they're xenophobic. They don't want immigrants. Immigrants are what makes us strong."

The International Monetary Fund forecast last month that each country would see its growth decelerate in 2024 from the year prior, ranging from 0.9% in highly developed Japan to 6.8% in emerging India.

They forecast that the United States would grow at 2.7%, slightly brisker than its 2.5% rate last year. Many economists attribute better-than-expected performance partly to a migrants expanding the country's labor force.

Concern about irregular migration has become a top issue for many U.S. voters ahead of November's presidential election.

Biden, who has condemned the rhetoric of his Republican opponent Donald Trump as anti-immigrant, has worked to court broad economic and political relations with countries including Japan and India to counter China and Russia globally.


Randia laughing at DDD https://old.reddit.com/r/india/comments/1ci7qlr/biden_blames_india_china_japans_economic_woes_on/?sort=controversial

:marseyjewoftheorientglow: agreeing?? @X pls help I don't trust bing translate https://old.reddit.com/1ci79zy

World News: https://old.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/1ci79jt/biden_blames_china_japan_and_indias_economic_woes/?sort=controversial

GeopoliticsIndia (apparently there is another indian sub I didn't know about, how many are there?!) https://old.reddit.com/r/GeopoliticsIndia/comments/1ci8e06/biden_blames_china_japan_and_indias_economic_woes/?sort=controversial


"One of the reasons why our economy's growing is because of you and many others. Why? Because we welcome immigrants,"

Yeah India isn't US and we don't have resources to even support our existing population

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Some 30 police officers in Sweden provoked public outrage in yet another major scandal involving gang activity. It appears that law enforcement officials allowed themselves to be seduced and exploited by gangsters to whom they gave information that later led to several deadly altercations on the streets.

The shocking details were first revealed in an extensive investigation published by the local daily Dagens Nyheter (DN), which found over 500 instances of Swedish police personnel leaking classified information. Gang members were briefed regarding ongoing investigations, upcoming raids, or competing gangs.

DN's report also found evidence that leaks concerning information on rival criminals assisted in several attacks on enemy gang members, including at least four murders.

The report—based on conversations with some 50 sources in the law enforcement community and the criminal underworld, backed by hundreds of public documents—also revealed that, in many cases, the gang members used quite unconventional methods to obtain the information, such as starting “sexual relationships with strategically selected [female] police officers.”

One example is “Elin,” who met her gangster boyfriend through a dating app when she was still a cadet. Regularly, she chose to feed him classified information she obtained through illegal searches over the course of four years until she was caught.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17146427157988431.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17146427160628033.webp

>be male cop

>work your butt off to be able to work against organised crime

>woman boss because "women can!"

>go on a stakeout

>"finally we've been able to arrest him"

>hear your boss getting pounded by Abdi

>call DN (newspaper)

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New Toss - Golem edition

https://twitter.com/stone_toss/status/1786035390505259380

https://stonetoss.com/comic/come-out-ahead/

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Y'all uppity males can't behave and get banned. At least the bear mauls you in good faith.

https://old.reddit.com/r/196/comments/1chs6bp/least_literal_ruled_redditor/?sort=controversial

r/ meme users try to understand the fear of SA challenge, impossible

but le r*pe

/r/meme user tries to understand that being in a forest with a bear is safer because i can either scare it off or play dead

I cant scare off a male feminist and if i play dead hes probably gonna r*pe me

:marseyaware:

I am a man. I would be safer alone in the woods with a bear than alone in the woods with another man.

Like, statistically.

PER CAPITA

*"risking" because not all bears are aggressive. An aggressive one would 100% manage to kill a person, but many bears are relatively shy or even friendly

as opposed to scrotes that are all bloodlusted, of course :marseyface:

This is true but that doesn't negate the idea that a bear may be less dangerous. Even grizzly bears aren't likely to attack you just because, they often hear people coming at a distance and flee. If you had antagonjsed both options, either take the man for a better chance at survival or take the bear to potentially be killed quicker if the man is unarmed.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17146512321187258.webp the quick death in question

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Bumble introduces Opening Moves: "a way to let women maintain control while not feeling the stress of initiating all of the conversations."

Copy pasting the first part of this so lazy girlies don't have to experience the stress of !clinklickers


As the sheen on dating apps dulls, more Americans are reporting bad experiences on them. Frustrated by bots, subscription costs and high effort-to-reward ratios, Gen Z is fleeing the apps in hope of real-life meet-cutes. Earlier this year, “Bustle” declared that dating apps are in their “flop era.”

Not all of the apps are taking this backlash without a fight. On Tuesday, after months of internal shake-ups and stock market woes, Bumble took a shot at winning back hearts and minds with a redesign, which includes a break with the app's requirement that women make the first move.

A new feature, which the company has called “Opening Moves,” allows women to place on their profiles a question, like “What is your dream vacation?,” to which men who match can respond. (In nonbinary and same-gender matches, both sides can include these prompts.)

The shift is a major one for Bumble. Until now, a man who matched with a woman on the app had to wait for her to message him. If she did not initiate a conversation, the match would expire after 24 hours.

Whitney Wolfe Herd founded Bumble in 2014 because of her own personal experiences. She said that the idea was to give women more control. “I had a series of bad relationships, and I felt I was controlled by a man,” she added, “whether it was: Don't wear this or, You can't hang out with this person or, You need to be home at this time.”

But over the years, Bumble received feedback from women who found that making the first move was “a lot of work” or “a burden,” and Ms. Wolfe Herd began thinking about how to release the pressure. Opening Moves, she said, is a result of that process, a way to let women maintain control while not feeling the stress of initiating all of the conversations.


But not copying the whole thing because The Gray Lady be a notoriously litigious b-word. :objection:

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Survival PSA (serious) (mopfoids and thot pls pin it's important)
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Is anyone here having an enterprise hard drive in their personal desktops??

I heard they are LOUD but I've seen videos on their sound and they dont seem to be THAT loud. Any !codecels or !g*mers

I torn between this and this

Toshiba 14TB 3.5inch Enterprise HDD (MG07ACA14TE) or

Seagate Exos X18 12TB Internal Hard Drive Enterprise HDD - CMR 3.5 Inch Hyperscale SATA 6Gb/s, 7200RPM, 512e/4Kn, 256MB Cache (ST12000NM001J)

https://i.rdrama.net/images/171466851484479.webp

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Remote workers join !wfhchads :marseyneet:

Please ping this group when there is an opportunity to dunk on !wagies and !tradies

:marse!ywagie: :oliverjaksneed: :marseylaughpoundfist: :marseyneet:

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:marseytrans: Why is this marsey called marseytrans?

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