Can't even handle a little banter

Some 30 police officers in Sweden provoked public outrage in yet another major scandal involving gang activity. It appears that law enforcement officials allowed themselves to be seduced and exploited by gangsters to whom they gave information that later led to several deadly altercations on the streets.

The shocking details were first revealed in an extensive investigation published by the local daily Dagens Nyheter (DN), which found over 500 instances of Swedish police personnel leaking classified information. Gang members were briefed regarding ongoing investigations, upcoming raids, or competing gangs.

DN's report also found evidence that leaks concerning information on rival criminals assisted in several attacks on enemy gang members, including at least four murders.

The report—based on conversations with some 50 sources in the law enforcement community and the criminal underworld, backed by hundreds of public documents—also revealed that, in many cases, the gang members used quite unconventional methods to obtain the information, such as starting “sexual relationships with strategically selected [female] police officers.”

One example is “Elin,” who met her gangster boyfriend through a dating app when she was still a cadet. Regularly, she chose to feed him classified information she obtained through illegal searches over the course of four years until she was caught.

>be male cop

>work your butt off to be able to work against organised crime

>woman boss because "women can!"

>go on a stakeout

>"finally we've been able to arrest him"

>hear your boss getting pounded by Abdi

>call DN (newspaper)

@Dahl_Fook

Greetings my beloved comrades,

As members of superior political ideology, we have a little bit of an image problem. The problem is that we're viewed as strict, uncompromising, more than slightly murderous and stabby comrades that could report each other's Moms to the authorities and throw them into an unpleasant place called "gulag" In case you are unfamiliar with gulags, it's sort of an awful commie prison place where people get made to eat - um, brown stuff I won't mention, and the only entertainment is manually chewing pieces of bread to shape them like chess, so that you can defeat old Boris who's been chained to his own chopped off arm. You can be all 1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.Bc4, with your Italian opening, but Boris is fricking dead by the time you do that. Owch.

But...guys, hear me out: what if gulags were HECKIN AWESOME!

Let's build a bunch of antiwork gulag mansions on the billionaire-stuffed coast of Italy or the French Riviera or something. They should be large, well-lit, clean, free of capitalist lies, and filled with free food, free sacks of money, marxist truth and video games. We'll get the billionaires to pay for all that stuff, they're bored stiff anyways and have secretly always wanted to join us. There should be disciplinary hot tubs, 17 course meals, and relaxing new age music with scented candles. For people who don't like Enya, we could put on Rammstein. Everyone will love it. Everyone will want to come live in the truecommunism gulags.

It'll be great.

Does anyone know Jeff Bezos'or Elon Musk's email or whatever other kulak who deserves gulag time so we can shoot the proposal to them? One of them can also lead our space program

please, i just want to to be brain dead for like 10 minutes a day, that's it

https://9gag.com/gag/agmygmg#comment

One guy films on his 3DS lol

As usual eurocucks arrive to try and ruin Burgerland's fun

Also calls him a fake activists and says that one of Kendricks kids isn't even his. Kendrick pissed him off to the point he went out and bought the car from the GKMC album just so he could crush it.

One of my best friends growing up was a first gen Sri Lankan girl. Parents immigrated in their 20s to work as doctors on the west coast. Were very well off, lived in a towering McMansion, richer than 98% of families in our blue area. My friend was pretty, smart, and… /1

— HandlessMaiden (@SamsaraGeist) May 1, 2024

!chuds