- Ubie : >shelf stocker is mad about making $20 an hour
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I spend a lot of time in grocery stores. Sometimes I listen to "normal Americans" talk about things.
there was a bird flu cull recently in oregon that caused the price of eggs to sky rocket. a 12 pack of eggs went from 2.99 or so to 12.99, it was insane.
I've overheard the following in 3 different stores while hanging out by the eggs:
boomer couple one: the eggs are so high because Joe Biden is trying to make Trump look bad.
boomer couple 2, with a "trump won 2020" t-shirt on: the elites are increasing the price of eggs to as a form of retalation against "real Americans" for voting wrong.
boomer couple 3: eggs are out of control because joe biden stopped producing oil.
Tell me America isn't the africa of the white world.
- Ubie : now he's crying!
- ticktocktrainbutidk : can we please retroactively add him to lolcow of the year?
- Motorola538 : BIPOC
- Wojak : Landchads are the most oppressed minority (after g*mers)
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If dramatard of the year was an election chart it was trending towards this:
but instead this is me, getting an assassination attempt solely because you the people voted for @_its_been_a_good_run and that was too much for the head jannie:
@_its_been_a_good_run love sucking peepee
Short men are often characterized by frequent hysterical and emotional outbursts.
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What the fuck is this bullshit!
— MichaelπβοΈβοΈ (@_JeanLannes) January 12, 2025
The US coat of arms vector file used on Wikipedia includes a secretly embedded EU shield. pic.twitter.com/HCiVSZNUAh
Update: they deleted it pic.twitter.com/r9Abn87L7a
β MichaelπβοΈβοΈ (@_JeanLannes) January 12, 2025
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the dejenerate podcast - u are eating a burger with me
starts talking about dinner as if someone were eating with him.
0:45 He had to get his order from the curb, and someone else commented that his driver was lazy
1:15 There were scary sounds outside all day which delayed his dinner acquisition
2:20 Jinxmother hasn't visited in nearly a month. Shows that his room is getting fricked up with a mess and shit everywhere. The fridge is a stinky smelly boy.
3:20 It was also a scary day because he dreamt he was in full time prison, including women in his prison.
4:00 He heard another noise. He starts talking to his burger. In the dream he was in prison for life
5:00 He's drinking a pepsi. It's saturday, but the problem is that dreams can come true. Starts singing. He doesn't want to go to.............. prison because you can't listen to spotify and you can't do your own thing.
6:00 You might get a weirdo for a cellmate and he doesn't get along with people in close confinement space. Not even jinxsister, who gets annoying after a couple of days
6:55 the irony of the whole thing was he saw something about old windows on Facebook. When Jinxthinker was a young lad, and the family computer was a Compaq with win 95 and then win 98. Them were halcyon days, even XP. He's not a nerd for comptuters like some fat cute twink Scottish guy. People needed to give Vista a chance, like women. Then they started numbering them, like what the frick is up with that?
8:40 The thing about burgers is you chew them more than other food. Yesterday was no food day. Today isn't fulltime food day.
9:10 He found something new to masturbate too. It's adults but it's special, so he's not going to share it with you, but he assures you it's adults.
9:30 How often do you masturbate. You have to answer if you're a woman.
9:40 This is 2 burgers in 1. Normal burgers have one circle but this one has 2
10:10 Tomorrow being Sunday only complicates things. The shop opens late. It's too snowy outside. It's too scary. People are lurking and creepin'.
10:40 Jinxthinker started posting on /ck/ the cooking and food board. People had strong opinions on food, and jinxthinker is like "who gives a shit neighbor".
11:00 Spaghetti is for girls and strags. It's all carbs and it makes you lethargic. It's twirling on a fork like a homosexual. It's not a manly meal. People eat spaghetti because they want to be like Tony Soprano or some other type of greaseball wop. Frick that shit.
12:20 A friend recommended some websites, but jinxthinker knew them all. Gets mad at twitter for banning him. Substack is twitter for nerds (Trace btfo).
13:20 He has some opinions about wrestling. He's also still mad at reddit for banning him as well (real shit)
14:00 he shows the final remnants of the burger
!jinxthinkers are you a spaghetti-eating greaseball drinking limoncello at a meat market with your union job and rosery?
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Killing some Babuchka's and locals in Pokrovsk area and calling them occupants and uploading this video
But it's not their only recent W
This is unironically why Oryx quit. https://t.co/dcCvzHYK0z
β Armchair Warlord (@ArmchairW) January 11, 2025
But you can understand them like why post this:
#NewsMap
β Julian RΓΆpckeπΊπ¦ (@JulianRoepcke) January 11, 2025
After five months of intense fighting, the Russian invasion army effectively caprtured the former 31.000 inhabitants town of #Toretsk in Donetsk oblast.
Fighting continues for the very western and northern outskirts, but 95% are under firm Russian control. pic.twitter.com/KiMPDhKF94
The second city Ukraine lost this January or
A reliable source reported that Russian forces have captured the village of Neskuchne, southwest of Velyka Novosilka.
β AMK Mapping πΊπ¦π³πΏ (@AMK_Mapping_) January 11, 2025
Neskuchne is/was the last village that Ukraine recaptured during their 2023 counteroffensive that Russia had yet to retake. pic.twitter.com/97593JH45h
(Ukrainian maps are now very slow at updating since they have no permission to show any encirclements and this city is now encircled since water is too frozen to try to cross that river to run away.)
About to lose 3rd city. For example in 2023 Ukraine lost only 1 city.
Ukrainian gov still insist they didn't lost Kurakhove
Even Ukrainian official military map shows the whole Kurakhove under Russian
βοΈΠΠ°ΡΡΠ΄ΠΊΠ° β ΡΠ½Π°ΠΉΠΏΠ΅ΡΠΈ ΠΠ£Π Π»ΡΠΊΠ²ΡΠ΄ΡΠ²Π°Π»ΠΈ Π³ΡΡΠΏΡ Π·Π°Π³Π°ΡΠ±Π½ΠΈΠΊΡΠ² ΠΏΡΠ΄ ΠΠΎΠΊΡΠΎΠ²ΡΡΠΊΠΎΠΌ
β Defence intelligence of Ukraine (@DI_Ukraine) January 11, 2025
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π₯ΠΠΎΡΠ½ΠΈ ΠΠ£Π Π΄ΡΡΡΡ Π΅ΡΠ΅ΠΊΡΠΈΠ²Π½ΠΎ Ρ Π·Π»Π°Π³ΠΎΠ΄ΠΆΠ΅Π½ΠΎ Ρ Π²ΠΎΡΠΎΠΆΠΎΠΌΡ ΡΠΈΠ»Ρ.
π https://t.co/6rgh5XCHQ5 pic.twitter.com/hxQjHMDEP6
Of course Ukrainian didn't post the after match
https://x.com/Gio52452/status/1878419758116122761
Ukraine also gloriously lost all lithium they were trying to sell to Trump
π·πΊ The Russian army has just liberated a massive Donbass lithium mine that had attracted Western interest.
β DD Geopolitics (@DD_Geopolitics) January 12, 2025
The Shevchenko Lithium Ore Field, the largest in Europe, holds an estimated 13.8 million tons of lithium ore, with up to 207,000 tons of pure lithium oxide, as per a 2018β¦ pic.twitter.com/quI9AYDcLD
Biden gave some more f16 to Ukraine because having 10+ f16 per Ukrainian pilots ain't enough
The only escalation is the the Russians who broke their treaty with Ukraine and have invaded nearly all of their neighbours and some more than once
Why Redditors always using fancy words ? Treaty and memorandum are absolutely different documents
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HUGE NEWS REGARDING THE OWNERSHIP OF CHARACTERS FROM AOSTH AND SATAM!!! (a thread)
— Alex "Nintrendodude" Hedgefox (@Alex_Hedgefox2) January 12, 2025
thanks to the help of former sega of america licensor, Michaelene Risely, i have been able to get a hold of never before seen court documents between sega and dic: pic.twitter.com/YYBaMBfHK9
Background
When Sonic the Hedgehog blew up in America Sega of America worked into overdrive to make new Sonic media to fulfill the west's insatiable lust for the fastest thing alive. This led to the creation of two tv shows by DIC entertainment The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog a network weekday episodic comedy ( the pingas show) and Sonic the Hedgehog (hence called Satam due to its Saturday morning time slot) a syndicated serialized cartoon with a far darker tone. As the only Sonic characters in existence at the time were Sonic Tails and Robotonik a whole new cast was created to serve as side characters:
From left to right: Rotor "boomer" the walrus, Bunny Rabot, Sonic, Tails, Sally Acorn, and Antoine the Fox (french )
Robotonik was also given a right hand named in a cowardly Nephew named Snivley and in this story Robtonik was a made dictator who had taken over the planet Mobius, which is Earth after humans got into a war with aliens and the aliens just nuked the frick outta the earth mutating the people into anime people and the animal and human DNA merged into furries (Mobians and Overlanders/Humans are canonically sexually compatible !furries).
Constructing a sprawling mass of factories to pollute the environment and robotizing the native mobians into his mindless slaves including Sonic's parents and Sally's dad King Acorn who once ruled the land (well he actually he was turned to crystal and stranded in the Void ruled by Ixnis Nagus).
This lore ended up being used as the basis for Archie's long running Sonic Comic (290 issues + spin offs and one shots) with some major modifications and developments.
Anyway this is to say to a whole generation of neurodivergents growing up in the 90s Sally and the Freedom Fighters are as important to Sonic as Tails and Knuckles are and they will fight to the death to defend them (and also goon to sally) despite the fact they have never appeared in a game
Well they actually do make a cameo in the special stages of Sonic Spinball which was created by Sega Technical Institute the fully American branch of Sonic Team which made Sonic 2 and Sonic and Knuckles
The new Information
Sonic Satam ended after 2 seasons with season 2 ending on a cliff hanger of sonic killing Robotonik and Snivley being contacted by a mysterious pair of red eyes. A season 3 was planned but never released. There has been lots of speculation as to why this never came out such as ratings conflicts or some very neurodivergent drama between Satam's creator and Archie's very own careercow Ken Penders because both of them were pitching Sonic movies to hollywood without Sega's consent, but now we know the real Answer:
So, to summarize, SatAM got cancelled because DiC was selling animation cells from the show without telling Sega, and Sega retaliated by forbidding future episodes.
β The world of Archie Sonic (@archiesonicwrld) January 12, 2025
(Also Sega owns all the content from DiC Sonic, even though they're never going to use it) https://t.co/rRJa3K52wL
Sega owns all of the DIC characters and DIC tried to sell animation sells without Sega approval. TBF this is pretty common in the animation world but Sega took extreme umbrance to this and cancelled season 3 on the spot. This isn't huge new info as Sega allowed the use of the freedom fighters and other Satam characters in the great Archie reboot which removed all Archie original characters from the book in retaliation for being humiliated by Ken Penders in the courtroom.
Here comes the cope
Sega will totally bring in this decades old characters bros for their new family movie they definitely wont only focus on the super marketable and popular ones
Did Sega frick up or did DIC frick up?
Archie chad calls Sega r-slurred and accuses archie haters of being
Sega and Sonic Team actually just hate fun
To be fair, in this case...They're right.
DIC was selling Animation Cels of the show without permission.
Which you have to be absolutely stupid to do, especially since the show was ongoing.
No, sega is just r-slurred actually.
so they should just let other companies make profit from their property without any compensation?
Yes sega should lay down and die because I hate that freaking company
"Wah I hate this company because my furshit isn't canon."
That's you.
And I have no love Lost for SEGA, especially as a SoR Fan...but Jesus, if you think SEGA is even remotely in the wrong here...
Anyway the simple fact is Sega fricking hates all of the western lore, veiws it as off model to the current Sonic brand, and is just letting Ken Penders do whatever he wants because they don't give a shit and want all this neurodivergent shit gone.
Tho !comicshitters !furries Sonic's creator is an Archie chad
TLDR: There is an neurodivergent civil war because we found out Sega owns all the characters from the old sonic cartoon and is sitting on them, and that season 3 of the show was cancelled due to the animation studio selling animation cels without Sega's approval. !neurodivergents
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https://github.com/freecivx/freecivx/
https://old.reddit.com/r/linux_gaming/comments/1hz2a7z/freecivx/
FreecivX is a web based 3D version using the Three.js 3D engine. It's a fork of Freeciv.
Is there a way to play freeciv with the Three.js 3D engine but on the desktop (that is, offline)?
Yes, you can follow the instructions on GitHub. I am also working on a native build.
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Might but CHUDrama. not sure.
Hecko! I'm rDrama.net's on the ground reporter for Block Game Nonsense
Today's subject is long, long time Minecraft Youtuber Ibxtoycat
Specifically this video he recently uploaded Titlted:
Why Does Everyone Hate Notch? EDIT: MADE PRIVATE --> THEN CHANNEL MEMBERS ONLY. HE PUSSIED OUT BOOO
To save you 13 minutes of your MISERABLE PATHETIC LIVES, Toycat goes over 4 very controversial Xeets from game creator Notch ranging from 8-6 years ago while explaining why people were upset, while also giving voice to why he might think this way or downplaying peoples reaction to them.
Pictured below are the Xeets, and Toycat's rough attitude toward them.
This is a trolling campaign from 4chan to make people mad, but really it is OK to be white
It isn't kill all mayos, please educate yourself
I can understand where he's coming from a bit, after all people can celebrate how they choose, we have a day for ceaser salad celebration why not straights?
NO TOYCAT, STRAGGOTS GET OUT
Although while I myself want to play defender for Notch, saying people should get SHOT is a lil too Chuddy for my tastes, Literally "Billions must die" posting.
This one is REALLY BAD, He's saying not to trust the mainstream media and instead resort to feelings, out of all the xeets, this one is the worse!!!!
I dont really understand why he gets hung up on this one, I mean Q Anon peeps are r-slurred, but... oh god I dont fricking care...
I thought saying people should get shot was the most controversial one, but I forgot that s are the most important group ever, thus this is the most talked about one
Notch thinks your all mentally ill, but thinks your best medicine is to shut the frick up. But if you look carefully he actually thinks you deserve love!
Obviously the take of the Xeet is pretty normal, but based on the pre-assumption that being transgender is a mental illness, which people disagree with. Doesnt matter tho, he did a heckin transphobia 6 years ago.
Now we will strategically make a futile attempt to take away your legacy
Anyway on to the dramammamamamaa-rama!!
If we scroll down to the comments below......
!marseyartists Can we get a new Marsey for people saying "AS A ......"
This one is good.
Of course the comments section is a full buffet of word salads showing how Notch did a heckin transphobia and that is INEXCUSABLE NO MATTER WHAT.
Toycat responds.
I'm just gonna post some screenshots of some select comments of seethe to finish off. You get the idea, search the video yourself, its rife with upset and seethe.
LMAO
REMEMBER! NEVER GIVE THESE PEOPLE AN INCH. IT WILL NEVER BE ENOUGH.
(Because they have 9 inch girl peepees)
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π¨BREAKING: Mark Zuckerberg EXPOSES that the Biden administration pressured Facebook to censor posts on vaccine side effects.
— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) January 10, 2025
βThey basically pushed us and said anything that says vaccines might have side effects you basically need to take down.β
pic.twitter.com/tWgz5GOaNH
"They basically pushed us and said anything that says vaccines might have side effects you basically need to take down."
"The Jews, Joe. We must secure the existe
I love chud zuck bros shame the CIA is going to ice him
Twitter sees through his lies:
- JustAStupidFuckingGayFagg : Impotent culture war seething. Probably fake too.
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BREAKING: LAPD says no probable cause for arson regarding suspect arrested with *blow torch* trying to IGNITE FIRES.
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) January 10, 2025
His name is still unknown. pic.twitter.com/2hh06kNlny