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the median american is literally r-slurred

I spend a lot of time in grocery stores. Sometimes I listen to "normal Americans" talk about things.

there was a bird flu cull recently in oregon that caused the price of eggs to sky rocket. a 12 pack of eggs went from 2.99 or so to 12.99, it was insane.

I've overheard the following in 3 different stores while hanging out by the eggs:

boomer couple one: the eggs are so high because Joe Biden is trying to make Trump look bad.

boomer couple 2, with a "trump won 2020" t-shirt on: the elites are increasing the price of eggs to as a form of retalation against "real Americans" for voting wrong.

boomer couple 3: eggs are out of control because joe biden stopped producing oil.

Tell me America isn't the africa of the white world.

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:marseydisgustnotes: COMMUNITY NOTED LMAO @_its_been_a_good_run WAS WINNING 67 TOO 33% IN DRAMATARD OF THE YEAR.. ABSOLUTE LANDSLIDE BEFORE CAPYBARA GOT INVOLVED AND RIGGED IT

If dramatard of the year was an election chart it was trending towards this:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736718300sitqVPyW0FPmgA.webp

but instead this is me, getting an assassination attempt solely because you the people voted for @_its_been_a_good_run and that was too much for the head jannie:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17367183008TUkuKkSBU6OFA.webp

@_its_been_a_good_run love sucking peepee

Community Note by @Landlet_Cry_Bane_Marcy

Short men are often characterized by frequent hysterical and emotional outbursts.

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the dejenerate podcast - u are eating a burger with me

  • starts talking about dinner as if someone were eating with him.

  • 0:45 He had to get his order from the curb, and someone else commented that his driver was lazy

  • 1:15 There were scary sounds outside all day which delayed his dinner acquisition

  • 2:20 Jinxmother hasn't visited in nearly a month. Shows that his room is getting fricked up with a mess and shit everywhere. The fridge is a stinky smelly boy.

  • 3:20 It was also a scary day because he dreamt he was in full time prison, including women in his prison.

  • 4:00 He heard another noise. He starts talking to his burger. In the dream he was in prison for life

  • 5:00 He's drinking a pepsi. It's saturday, but the problem is that dreams can come true. Starts singing. He doesn't want to go to.............. prison because you can't listen to spotify and you can't do your own thing.

  • 6:00 You might get a weirdo for a cellmate and he doesn't get along with people in close confinement space. Not even jinxsister, who gets annoying after a couple of days

  • 6:55 the irony of the whole thing was he saw something about old windows on Facebook. When Jinxthinker was a young lad, and the family computer was a Compaq with win 95 and then win 98. Them were halcyon days, even XP. He's not a nerd for comptuters like some fat cute twink Scottish guy. People needed to give Vista a chance, like women. Then they started numbering them, like what the frick is up with that?

  • 8:40 The thing about burgers is you chew them more than other food. Yesterday was no food day. Today isn't fulltime food day.

  • 9:10 He found something new to masturbate too. It's adults but it's special, so he's not going to share it with you, but he assures you it's adults.

  • 9:30 How often do you masturbate. You have to answer if you're a woman.

  • 9:40 This is 2 burgers in 1. Normal burgers have one circle but this one has 2

  • 10:10 Tomorrow being Sunday only complicates things. The shop opens late. It's too snowy outside. It's too scary. People are lurking and creepin'.

  • 10:40 Jinxthinker started posting on /ck/ the cooking and food board. People had strong opinions on food, and jinxthinker is like "who gives a shit neighbor".

  • 11:00 Spaghetti is for girls and strags. It's all carbs and it makes you lethargic. It's twirling on a fork like a homosexual. It's not a manly meal. People eat spaghetti because they want to be like Tony Soprano or some other type of greaseball wop. Frick that shit.

  • 12:20 A friend recommended some websites, but jinxthinker knew them all. Gets mad at twitter for banning him. Substack is twitter for nerds (Trace btfo).

  • 13:20 He has some opinions about wrestling. He's also still mad at reddit for banning him as well (real shit)

  • 14:00 he shows the final remnants of the burger

!jinxthinkers are you a spaghetti-eating greaseball drinking limoncello at a meat market with your union job and rosery?

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While Ukraine loses on battlefield every day, the Ukrainian army decided upload some W's

Killing some Babuchka's and locals in Pokrovsk area and calling them occupants and uploading this video

https://media.tenor.com/IIEYmi5t148AAAAx/chris-evans-laugh.webp

But it's not their only recent W

But you can understand them like why post this:

The second city Ukraine lost this January or

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736703080R8jOVLT2vAhagg.webp

(Ukrainian maps are now very slow at updating since they have no permission to show any encirclements and this city is now encircled since water is too frozen to try to cross that river to run away.)

About to lose 3rd city. For example in 2023 Ukraine lost only 1 city.

Ukrainian gov still insist they didn't lost Kurakhove

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736703081fzGkD_jEPv2i1A.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736703082e_glFJ-jqF_ibw.webp

Even Ukrainian official military map shows the whole Kurakhove under Russian

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736703083qfuFTizKYvZ3cg.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736703083xeHrr7UabmYtdg.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17367030832AUjs6Lor7oRWg.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736703084g-1i9MRigco1KA.webp

Of course Ukrainian didn't post the after match

https://x.com/Gio52452/status/1878419758116122761

Ukraine also gloriously lost all lithium they were trying to sell to Trump

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736703084mh-c-jTsrTGMAQ.webp

https://old.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/1hz1hak/why_is_biden_making_sure_to_escalate_the_ukraine/

Biden gave some more f16 to Ukraine because having 10+ f16 per Ukrainian pilots ain't enough :marseyxd:

The only escalation is the the Russians who broke their treaty with Ukraine and have invaded nearly all of their neighbours and some more than once

Why Redditors always using fancy words ? Treaty and memorandum are absolutely different documents

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Peter Jackson has done incalculable harm to Cyrodiil :marseyaware:
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Witch murders pregnant woman

					
					
					
	

				
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What would nietzsche think of the our world being ruled by jews? : Nietzsche

					
					
					
	

				
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Murdered by brat! Yass queen

!khive

!blueanon

https://old.reddit.com/r/somethingiswrong2024/comments/1hzbjdo/kamala_harris_you_wouldnt_know_a_joke_if_one/

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Witnessed a homeless man throw a three-year old with his shoe! : montreal

					
					
					
	

				
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kino?

!poll_voters !kino

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:marseygameritsover:
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Background

When Sonic the Hedgehog blew up in America Sega of America worked into overdrive to make new Sonic media to fulfill the west's insatiable lust for the fastest thing alive. This led to the creation of two tv shows by DIC entertainment The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog a network weekday episodic comedy ( :marseypingas: the pingas show) and Sonic the Hedgehog (hence called Satam due to its Saturday morning time slot) a syndicated serialized cartoon with a far darker tone. As the only Sonic characters in existence at the time were Sonic Tails and Robotonik a whole new cast was created to serve as side characters:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736656196CptgoL1QDDgaPg.webp

From left to right: Rotor "boomer" the walrus, Bunny Rabot, Sonic, Tails, Sally Acorn, and Antoine the Fox (french :marseypuke:)

Robotonik was also given a right hand named in a cowardly Nephew named Snivley and in this story Robtonik was a made dictator who had taken over the planet Mobius, which is Earth after humans got into a war with aliens and the aliens just nuked the frick outta the earth mutating the people into anime people and the animal and human DNA merged into furries (Mobians and Overlanders/Humans are canonically sexually compatible !furries).

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736656197PGP3vXfhoFQSiw.webp

Constructing a sprawling mass of factories to pollute the environment and robotizing the native mobians into his mindless slaves including Sonic's parents and Sally's dad King Acorn who once ruled the land (well he actually he was turned to crystal and stranded in the Void ruled by Ixnis Nagus).

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736656197NRFKZwrXKvz_jQ.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736656197CecQYzluFSCf9w.webp

This lore ended up being used as the basis for Archie's long running Sonic Comic (290 issues + spin offs and one shots) with some major modifications and developments.

Anyway this is to say to a whole generation of neurodivergents growing up in the 90s Sally and the Freedom Fighters are as important to Sonic as Tails and Knuckles are and they will fight to the death to defend them (and also goon to sally) despite the fact they have never appeared in a game

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736656197Nq7vFnvksCAwpA.webp

Well they actually do make a cameo in the special stages of Sonic Spinball which was created by Sega Technical Institute the fully American branch of Sonic Team which made Sonic 2 and Sonic and Knuckles

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736658382O0VFMjFqo_8BWA.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736658382eUD15-xKT589Pg.webp

The new Information

Sonic Satam ended after 2 seasons with season 2 ending on a cliff hanger of sonic killing Robotonik and Snivley being contacted by a mysterious pair of red eyes. A season 3 was planned but never released. There has been lots of speculation as to why this never came out such as ratings conflicts or some very neurodivergent drama between Satam's creator and Archie's very own careercow Ken Penders because both of them were pitching Sonic movies to hollywood without Sega's consent, but now we know the real Answer:

Sega owns all of the DIC characters and DIC tried to sell animation sells without Sega approval. TBF this is pretty common in the animation world but Sega took extreme umbrance to this and cancelled season 3 on the spot. This isn't huge new info as Sega allowed the use of the freedom fighters and other Satam characters in the great Archie reboot which removed all Archie original characters from the book in retaliation for being humiliated by Ken Penders in the courtroom.

Here comes the cope :marseycope:

Based on what I see here, Sega owns the Freedom Fighters, Could we ever see them show up in other Sonic Media? Imagine if they were brought into the movies.

Sega will totally bring in this decades old characters bros for their new family movie they definitely wont only focus on the super marketable and popular ones

They WILL use them again! It's been decades upon decades. Times have changed. There's new people involved. WildBrain owns the DiC cartoons. The Freedom Fighters are gonna return!

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736656197uQadvyH-nVw0Ww.webp

Did Sega frick up or did DIC frick up?

Archie chad calls Sega r-slurred and accuses archie haters of being :marseytrain:

Sega and Sonic Team actually just hate fun

To be fair, in this case...They're right.

DIC was selling Animation Cels of the show without permission.

Which you have to be absolutely stupid to do, especially since the show was ongoing.

No, sega is just r-slurred actually.

so they should just let other companies make profit from their property without any compensation?

Yes sega should lay down and die because I hate that freaking company

"Wah I hate this company because my furshit isn't canon."

That's you.

And I have no love Lost for SEGA, especially as a SoR Fan...but Jesus, if you think SEGA is even remotely in the wrong here...

Since we're making wild unfounded assumptions about each others motivations I'm gonna respond by accusing you of being a transsexual libertarian

:marseyhmm:

That was the reason all along? That's curious,I always thought that selling animation cels was something that companies didn't really care about.

:marseyraging:

Darn what the heck was dic thinking??? Braindead company causing Satam to be canceled that sucks! Maybe that's part of why sega of Japan doesn't want to do anything with those characters/worlds

Anyway the simple fact is Sega fricking hates all of the western lore, veiws it as off model to the current Sonic brand, and is just letting Ken Penders do whatever he wants because they don't give a shit and want all this neurodivergent shit gone.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736656197OYIb59gWYYtYIg.webp

Tho !comicshitters !furries Sonic's creator is an Archie chad

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736656197T6WLWrdjhKta-g.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736656198q0Tflniz0QNSKw.webp

TLDR: There is an neurodivergent civil war because we found out Sega owns all the characters from the old sonic cartoon and is sitting on them, and that season 3 of the show was cancelled due to the animation studio selling animation cels without Sega's approval. !neurodivergents

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FREECIVX.NET - 3D browser version of the strategy game Freeciv.

https://github.com/freecivx/freecivx/

https://old.reddit.com/r/linux_gaming/comments/1hz2a7z/freecivx/

FreecivX is a web based 3D version using the Three.js 3D engine. It's a fork of Freeciv.

Is there a way to play freeciv with the Three.js 3D engine but on the desktop (that is, offline)?

Yes, you can follow the instructions on GitHub. I am also working on a native build.

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Four councils back motion to classify 'Asian grooming gangs' as Islamophobic : ukpolitics

					
					
					
	

				
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Magic? :marseystonetoss:

					
					

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736636343A8qdALZvpFbJbw.webp

Also this bonus thread about porn destroying western society or smth

https://old.reddit.com/r/freemagic/comments/1hyq1qr/nobody_else_showed_up_at_fmn_is_magic_dying/m6jqclz/?context=8

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https://old.reddit.com/r/GenZ/comments/1hz2x76/why_dont_zoomers_like_destroying_their_bodies/

!GenX !zoomers !ifrickinglovescience !mathematics

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Minecraft Youtuber DEFENDS Notch's EVIL TWEETS :marseytrain: mad :marseypop2:

Might but CHUDrama. not sure.

Hecko! :marseywave2: I'm rDrama.net's on the ground reporter for Block Game Nonsense :marseyminer:

Today's subject is long, long time Minecraft Youtuber Ibxtoycat

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736619342tMDYDXS0lqWj4Q.webp

Specifically this video he recently uploaded Titlted:

Why Does Everyone Hate Notch? EDIT: MADE PRIVATE --> THEN CHANNEL MEMBERS ONLY. HE PUSSIED OUT BOOO

To save you 13 minutes of your MISERABLE PATHETIC LIVES, Toycat goes over 4 very controversial Xeets from game creator Notch ranging from 8-6 years ago while explaining why people were upset, while also giving voice to why he might think this way or downplaying peoples reaction to them.

Pictured below are the Xeets, and Toycat's rough attitude toward them.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736619342S4Ug6ly8xHu_Qw.webp

This is a trolling campaign from 4chan to make people mad, but really it is OK to be white

It isn't kill all mayos, please educate yourself :marseynotes: :marseynails:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736619342jvrW82b7fX4zGQ.webp

I can understand where he's coming from a bit, after all people can celebrate how they choose, we have a day for ceaser salad celebration why not straights?

NO TOYCAT, STRAGGOTS GET OUT :marseyhomofascist:

Although while I myself want to play defender for Notch, saying people should get SHOT is a lil too Chuddy for my tastes, Literally "Billions must die" posting. :marseychud:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736619342-g3h1JkhFH75sA.webp

This one is REALLY BAD, He's saying not to trust the mainstream media and instead resort to feelings, out of all the xeets, this one is the worse!!!!

I dont really understand why he gets hung up on this one, I mean Q Anon peeps are r-slurred, but... oh god I dont fricking care...

I thought saying people should get shot was the most controversial one, but I forgot that :marseytrain:s are the most important group ever, thus this is the most talked about one

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736619342Z9yLuL1jAYYMvQ.webp

Notch thinks your all mentally ill, but thinks your best medicine is to shut the frick up. But if you look carefully :marseydetective: he actually thinks you deserve love! :marseyembrace:

Obviously the take of the Xeet is pretty normal, but based on the pre-assumption that being transgender is a mental illness, which people disagree with. Doesnt matter tho, he did a heckin transphobia 6 years ago.

Now we will strategically make a futile attempt to take away your legacy

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736619342EDM1TaL_F57-rA.webp

Anyway on to the dramammamamamaa-rama!!

If we scroll down to the comments below......

!marseyartists Can we get a new Marsey for people saying "AS A :marseytrain:......"

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17366193430PHsGTpXt99FuA.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736619343roMYTp8YdJRKgw.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736619343XGthVHYdhkM5QA.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736619343LXHEbZGXoXjfew.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736619343JcDYOX22FHBzCA.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736619343lcp1y1w1qOQDZw.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736619343KWNpTfhhR4_nQQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17366193445qazIGFR9HqH1w.webp

This one is good.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736619343v_6mSXoo38tpkQ.webp

>Toycat by simply trying to show both sides, you are litterally the equivilent to turning a blind eye as trans gock holders get gunned down. Just like what Dr King predicted.

Of course the comments section is a full buffet of word salads showing how Notch did a heckin transphobia and that is INEXCUSABLE NO MATTER WHAT.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736619343B6QFBK0s2RxohQ.webp

>I have watched you for nearly a decade, but you suggested that Notch isnt a Nazi, I just.... I just.... can't. I hope more people watch this and learn just the kind of person you are.

Toycat responds.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736619343VwCEhvsRsC5hqA.webp

>AKA: Shut up

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736619343k6e0d16GolWQ_A.webp

>BLAH BLAH BLAH. SUCK MY GOCK

I'm just gonna post some screenshots of some select comments of seethe to finish off. You get the idea, search the video yourself, its rife with upset and seethe.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736619343Zk5mSThIcc_7kA.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736619344VGfveu4FxIXW1w.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736619344MBd4lKn2UV66wA.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736619344ff9dtZHTt1RlUQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736619344XPX1OyIfr_F0Xg.webp

LMAO

REMEMBER! NEVER GIVE THESE PEOPLE AN INCH. IT WILL NEVER BE ENOUGH.

(Because they have 9 inch girl peepees) :marseytrans2:

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:soysnootypefast: :soyjaktantrum: about le heckin' travesty

https://old.reddit.com/r/technology/comments/1hyu06r/mark_zuckerberg_orders_removal_of_tampons_from/

https://media.tenor.com/Y2fpAmfWD-oAAAAx/tampon-american-dad.webp

!familyman

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Even the Neolibs :marseysoylentgrin: are not down :marseydisagree: to getting HOGGED :marseyboar: as they disown Tim Walz :sadwalzgenocide: in droves.

					
					
					
	

				
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ZUCKED: Zuck's chud arc continues, rolls on Biden's admin, spills the tea on vaccines :marseygossip:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736542641sutOXQhwjFrRVg.webp "They basically pushed us and said anything that says vaccines might have side effects you basically need to take down."

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736542845ADakOfc24BMmsA.webp "Who is 'They'?"

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736542641sutOXQhwjFrRVg.webp "The Jews, Joe. We must secure the existe

I love chud zuck bros :marseyembrace: shame the CIA is going to ice him :marseydejected:

Full video for the unemployed

Twitter sees through his lies:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736542641aXlfajRJJwTQgA.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736542641MivddwEKRc_88w.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736542641FUXkh_LmFRX7Aw.webp

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Cali wont arrest man for starting fires with blowtorch. Arrests people who stopped him
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