This is the Edgar (with a hard R). Mexican TikTok addicts love it and pretty much every criminal in San Antonio California does too (because they're all 14 year old mexicans). Antoniocels have started to notice this, and make comments on it in every post, so naturally, jannies have decided that dropping the hard R is racist and remove every comment using this disgusting slur. Por ejemplo:

HE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE

https://old.reddit.com/r/sanantonio/comments/1ci1lwa/teen_killed_at_market_square_fiesta_event_was_out/?sort=controversial

More removed comments:

https://old.reddit.com/r/sanantonio/comments/1ci4q41/private_sale_gone_wrong/?sort=controversial

And now Antoniocels have started rioting:

https://old.reddit.com/r/sanantonio/comments/1cil980/the_mods_removed_my_crosspost_for_a_bogus_reason/?sort=controversial

They're calling jannies gringo pandejos too:

And it's completely true, they are a bunch of gringos:

They've decided that it's time for jannycide:

https://old.reddit.com/r/sanantonio/comments/1cihhff/with_all_the_infighting_between_mods_and_folks_we/?sort=controversial

Leaving hospital. Just got some extremely bad health news that will impact every area of my career.

I just want to die.

— Brianna Wu (@BriannaWu) May 7, 2024

"that will impact every area of my career." They have a career?

So many questions

Ever since this stupid bear question started spreading like wild fire I can't go 5 minutes without foids mentioning it. The boss asked us all where we wanted to go for lunch, and of course all the foids started murmuring and thinking out loud as if they were just asked a deep philisophical question. Finally I spoke up and said "OMG will you whores just pick something?! " One of them propped up immediately and said "I choose the bear! " and all the other foids started cackling like hyenas as if they has just heard the funniest joke in their entire lives. Then they just started egging each other on with more dumb puns and jokes, "omg that joke was UNBEARABLE ", "please just BEAR with me , and then one yelled "MADE FOR BBC " and we all stopped and looked at her for a moment , and then she clarified "BIG BEAR PEEPEE " and all the foids started hollering like monkeys again, some falling out of their chairs and banging tables. Finally I spoke up again, "will you r-slurred bitches stop laughing, it's not even funny and the bear question is stupid. If you feel so unsafe all the time why don't you just buy a gun?? " As soon as I asked them that another stupid foid spoke up "He's right we have the right to BEAR arms! " she yelled and they all started laughing again so loud all the guys were covering their ears.

This is getting way out of hands bros. What tf do we do?

they're protesting because the developer made all jobs pay the same, is making the game free, and added a bunch of healthcare/parking fees.

the bloxburg politburo makes an update but doesn't really implement any of the changes people want

here's a reddit thread longposting about this how bloxburg is actually capitalist (capitalism famous for making all jobs pay the same)

https://old.reddit.com/r/Bloxburg/comments/1cf53jj/this_is_not_communism/?sort=controversial

1. Communism has free healthcare, bloxburg does not. Even other marxist ideologies all agree on having free healthcare so how is bloxburg adding expensive healthcare the communism update. One case of this is the NHS in the UK, not communism but socialism which are both marxist ideologies.

do zoomies think the money for healthcare just pops out of the ground?

It's like Democrats pretending their goal isn't a total ban on all guns

For the uninitiatied: This is the absolute r-slur who spent weeks arguing that "2 + 2 ≠ 4"

https://www.westernjournal.com/wokeness-comes-mathematics-academics-saying-225/

He's also famous for making sophomoric ggplot charts in R to show off his "data science" chops

and going viral for bullshit like this:

everybody remember to check your privacy settings before you open the linkedin profile of the guy who tried to murder aella pic.twitter.com/alRYk8o9o1

— 🪑 Chair (@chairsign) May 2, 2024

Aella, the neurodivergent lesswrong prostitute that is now kinda Twitter famous for her r-slurred polls and for organizing an orgy for her birthday, is now in danger because some insane guy that tried to kidnap her is allegedly now out of jail lmao

https://twitter.com/aella_girl/status/1785808555695616264

Stuff from when he was originally imprisoned:

https://madison.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/madison-man-charged-in-texas-with-impersonating-fbi-agent-stalking-adult-internet-performer/article_8b70b0bc-0c8a-540d-9ef2-703995a65b86.html

Destiny subreddit has a copy of him trying to get into her house

https://old.reddit.com/r/Destiny/comments/1ci7wus/jack_mcquestion_yes_lol_the_schizo_who_tried_to/?sort=controversial

Aella's blogpost

https://aella.substack.com/p/the-attempted-kidnapping-at-my-house

https://twitter.com/aniwilc/status/1786075565419630899

https://www.tabletmag.com/sections/news/articles/normal-kids-get-fricked-columbia-cornell-protests-fraternities

https://nypost.com/2024/05/04/us-news/california-school-boss-fired-over-clapping-scandal/

!foidmoment

What is it with women getting lost and dying/nearly dying less than 3 hours from help?

Previously, I had declared my feelings of affection to a female friend of mine (let's just call her Sarah because her name is Sarah). The feelings were not reciprocated, but she let me down in a weird way, she spoke about how she doesn't know how she feels, but she's not looking for a relationship at the moment. She embraces the asexuality meme which is partially how we ended up being friends.

More recently, I decided to give it another shot but to be more tactful this time. I told her I don't think I'm asexual anymore, and that I want to be in a relationship. Once again, she reiterated that she doesn't know how she feels and that a relationship isn't what she wants. Nevertheless, as always, she was nice about it and continues to actively pursue my friendship and constantly tells me she loves me.

At first, this confused me. However, I think I have some of it figured out. I have learned a bit about women and human relationships in general from this experience, and I'd like to share some of the reasons why it's almost certainly a bad idea to pursue your female friends. Now, of course there will be exceptions. Sometimes your female friend genuinely does like you and you'll have a romcom moment. My point is that that's probably not the case, and while you may view the friendship with rose-tinted glasses, she sees things totally differently.

1. They're used to it

Since they started developing breasts, women have been the center of sexual attention. It comes from all angles including older men, teachers, family members, and even other women. At some point, they get used to it and it becomes background noise. "Yes, he's ogling my breasts but I need to finish scanning my groceries".

The sexual attention also comes from male friends. You're NOT the first male friend to express romantic emotions, and you won't be the last. She's turned all of them down, what makes you think things will be different with you? She's used to it, she probably saw it coming, and she doesn't want it. If she did, you wouldn't have to ask because she'd make it obvious to you that she's romantically interested.

Now, there is the possibility of misreading signals, which brings us to the next point.

2. Women genuinely have platonic feelings

This is not to say that men are incapable of having platonic relationships. Nay, that is not my point. My argument is that it is much harder for men to do so. People shit on Steve Harvey but he was 100% correct when he said the following:

Things aren't the same with women. They can genuinely love you deeply without any sexual or romantic feelings. Why is this? Women don't have to deal with the famine mentality. For many men, s*x and love are scarce resources, so when it even vaguely seems like there's an opportunity for it, the feelings come on strong. Hence the cliche of "the cashier smiled at me now I want to marry her". (Most) women aren't leading you on intentionally when they allow intimacy into a friendship. That's the way friendships should be. But it doesn't mean she wants anything sexual or romantic.

3. You're in love because you're lonely

This is probably the crux of the issue. When you're starving, even a mud pie looks delicious. As men, you will face long stretches of loneliness and never being told you're beautiful, attractive, or worthy of anything. Inasmuch as catcalling and sexual objectification should be chastised, it at least serves as some kind of validation of one's attractiveness.

A friendship with a woman can bring about those feelings of validation within men and if you're not ready for it, it's going to develop into obsessive love. If you had higher self-esteem, more experience with women, or a source of love, your friendships with women would be completely normal and platonic. It's when these elements are missing that any smile, hug, or eye-gaze turns into fantasies of marriage.

When she inevitably turns you down, what are you left with? Nothing yet again. Nobody to say they love you or assure you that you are wanted in this world.

Things get more complicated if you're an introvert. Most relationships seem useless unless you're benefitting considerably. In your mind the thinking is "I'd only put this much effort into a relationship if I had romantic feelings". Whereas if the woman is an extrovert, it isn't costing her much mental energy to maintain the relationship. I hope that make sense.

4. She knows already

Don't bother. She already knows you like her. She accepts that as part of the cost of the friendship. That's not a bad thing. It means there's something good about you that she wants in her life even if its not of the romantic nature. You should be flattered by this even if it is heartbreaking at times.

Some women are a bit mean with this. They essentially get everything they would get from a boyfriend (someone to talk to, someone to take care of them) without the need to commit. But that's not always the case. In my case, Sarah goes out her way to be nice to me and to spend time with me. She's not using me for anything - a genuine, platonic friendship is all she wants. It's hard for my brain to wrap my head around it. I thought it was obvious that she felt something. Maybe I had to take the lead and break the ice? Nah, I'm convinced she knew ages ago I liked her but loved me enough to still be my friend despite not sharing romantic feelings.

5. You may lose everything

Life is about taking risks so I don't want to stress this point too much. However, if she doesn't already know and you spring it up on her, she may never trust you again and you will lose all the intimacy of your friendship. She will remain guarded around you, and perhaps even think of you as a slimy coomer who tried to use friendship to get into her pants. Shit can get brutal.

I've been lucky to have an understanding friends who has continued to be nice to me. I know that this isn't the case for everyone, and it also depends on how you respond to the rejection.

CONCLUSION

Heartbreak is one of the worst feelings to experience. It's like a knife constantly twisting in your chest. But it's part of life for most of us. A lucky few will find high-school sweethearts and never have to play the dating game, but for most of us, we're going to get rekt a couple times before we find the right one (if we ever do). Please, for the love of god, don't go looking for a girlfriend from your female friends. There's a difference between a girl friend and a girlfriend.

I'm probably preaching to the choir, and this may be obvious to most people here. But I know there are some autists who may need to read this to spare themselves the heartache I went through. The funny part is that if you're in love, nothing I write is going to change anything. You'll think your case is different. You'll try your luck. And you'll get rekt. But don't let me stop you. Some mistakes are meant to be made.

I know the asexuality meme isn't true. One day, she'll find a guy she likes (not me) and all that asexuality shit will disappear. And when it happens it will hurt like heck. However, I'm prepared, and I'll still be her friend. I'm wiser now thanks to the mistakes I've made. Thanks for reading.

Disregard the jumper wires it's a first revision okay

!spacechads

!engineering

Pay attention to the real threat.

42,000 years ago, when the magnetic field 'broke,' it caused a massive extinction event and severe climate change.

Today, the Earth's magnetic field is rapidly decreasing, the pole shift speed is increasing, and we are noticing extreme changes… pic.twitter.com/xlVMIVULPV

— Open Minded Approach (@OMApproach) May 4, 2024

SOURCE? I need a source. Eye witness source now:

Lol wut:

Line up with my balls too tho so....

God these people love to longpost:

!schizomaxxxers

Drake's OVO store in London was vandalized

Someone spray painted "They not like us" on the window pic.twitter.com/jLzyWiQzHA

— DailyRapFacts (@DailyRapFacts) May 7, 2024

For those who didn't know, drake is half white. Kendricks latest diss track "They Not Like Us" highlights this and he's not welcome in the culture.

In fact the whole song has become a rallying cry for FBAs saying that white people don't belong in their space anymore. Notice something about all these white people though? Like this guy, DJ Vlad.

Oh heck naw dis yt boi tryin get a black woman fired!

Yeah that's it 👍. It's only been 40 years since Jerry Heller buck broke eazy-e out of his contract. I'm sure this community will start noticing soon though.

https://twitter.com/Akademiks/status/1787862588660814161

BREAKING: Microsoft is closing Redfall developer Arkane Austin, Hi-Fi Rush developer Tango Gameworks, and Alpha Dog Studios. Story to come here: https://t.co/Bz415HE1hX pic.twitter.com/3jWrb9MySL

— Tom Warren (@tomwarren) May 7, 2024

Basically confirms the rumor last year that HFR sold poorly. Shame 'cause it was my personal GOTY 2023