In anticipation of Lollapalooza… er, darn, hats are taking a while; that was two weeks ago. In anticipation of Burning Man, we're giving our beloved Dramatards (especially @Goomble) what you've been asking for ever since Carp prematurely announced them: flower crowns. Today's update adds fifteen (15) flower crowns, and everyone will now have random flower crowns visible throughout the site. Please partake in white girl music festival activities responsibly.

P.S. The Actual Hats Update is still coming sometime before Christ returns to judge the quick and the dead. The flower crowns will be part of the real hats update. You do not get to keep your flower crowns. What sort of r-slur takes home things they found on the ground at a festival? That's like picking up beer-soaked beads at Mardi Gras.

this is the image that displays when you link to us somewhere else that allows preview images of websites - twitter, groomcord, insta dms, slack, etc.

BIG assist from aevann prettying up the colors and removing the nsfw filth so no one goes to prison

there was a LOT of semen cleaned up

by that i mean i made 2 marseys and uploaded them and one other

because they'd have been really useful in this thread

And I added this BEAUTIFUL VARGINN SELF-DEFENSE ONE that @idc made

the remaining marseys are still pending bc snakes is working on a largely automated system of getting them uploaded bc you have NO IDEA what a massive headache it is to do these manually holy shit

>be schizocel

>add automatic schizoupsoren on all stupidhole posts

>also add automatic schizodownsoren on all Sorenposts

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True story

After a painful day of dealing with W3C's shitty fucking API's (uhh i mean great god bless u w3c i love you i love the web), I now introduce: Inline emoji picking

Is it :capybased:... is it :marseycapybara:, is it :capysoren:????? Oh great, time to open the emojo picker and see it- ACK

Gone are those days, just quickly type :capy and you'll get immediate results.

↓ (down) and ↑ (up) to navigate the emoji picker, ⏎ enter to select the emoji (or you can click it and use the mouse)

The design was heavily inspired my Pleroma's and Githubs. I hope you enjoy this power-dramanaut-friendly feature

If you use a wide-screen monitor, you'll notice the emoji picker is off... I fixed this bug, I am awaiting Aevann to merge this and make live lmao

I am working on auto-scrolling the emoji picker with arrow keys, it might roll out tomorrow

what do they mean

who knows

theyre pretty colors though

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It's never been easier to check out the hot new site for unapprovedcels posting whatever you want without trannie jannies mopping it up.

@Klenvastergan @Q

You can now type [#]roll without the brackets to randomly generate a 4-digit number! Requested by @pobrecito here.

First to get quads in this thread gets a prize.

It’s actually a good prize no cap fr but it’s also a secret because Aevann will literally kill me if he finds out I’m planning to give it away beforehand, but it can’t be revoked so he can’t do anything about it once I’ve distributed it. Plus I don’t think anyone will actually roll quads.

Image is hot new-ish Jesuswave

Hello! Happy Monday!

We're kicking off this exciting week right and rolling out a feature I originally proposed back in January: mandatory pronouns! You'll be disappointed to know that my original proposal - which was to require pronouns at signup, and not allow any pages to be viewed for existing users until they set their pronouns, and these were all from a preset list of pronouns and neopronouns - did not come to pass, and the final product is the much more clever, much less hateful variant you see before you now. Everyone is a nice, gender neutral they/them by default. This cannot be avoided and is a million times smarter than disabling the site until pronouns are set and I am VERY EXCITED about this.

If you're not a they/them, that's totally okay! Just head on over to your settings page and you can correctly gender yourself.

Going forward, please remember to respect others' pronoun preferences. We've been lenient about this in the past, due to the confusion inherent in not having a dedicated pronouns field (and we are deeply sorry for the harm this caused), but now there is no excuse for misgendering your fellow rDrama users. It's 2022 and while the United States regresses to 1822 around us, we will not fall with them. Hate has no home here, and failure (read: willful refusal) to respect your fellow users' identities will not be tolerated.

Have a great week!

there is a typo in the code we forgot an s lol wait a minute while this is merged and server restarts, then you can change your pronouns

RESOLVED

You’re welcome to unfollow, of course, but you’re likely far too polite to do that.

if you wanna move your post to a hole, just report your post with the name of the hole, like this

if you wanna move your post from a hole to the main feed, report it like this

Main News

Pin awards and progressive stack are back. If you really hate this for some reason, there is now an option to sort by Warm in the sort options box. This acts like sorting by Hot but makes pins not appear at the top.

Minor Patch Notes

There were like 700 commits since I last wrote one of these a few weeks ago, but this should be most of the noticeable changes. In rough order from older to more recent:

• Dropdown has a link to information on the rdrama.cc Fediverse instance.

• The abundance of megathread buttons on the sidebar were condensed into the Directory.

• Snappy comments made in the past 2wks (and ongoing) will show up in search.

• Reddit mention notifications (from Y'all Seein') are much more detailed and informative. (P.S.— you know this post chiobu just got 130+ upsorens on? If you had a Y'all Seein' Eye, you might've beat him to posting it.)

• Marsey Alphabet contains greek letters and lots of mathematical symbols. You can do real Marsey Math now!

• Search operator for searching inside holes, e.g. hole:truth wave if you want to find Carp's Jesuswave edits easily.

• Posts you Subscribe to new comments on now only notify for top-level comments. Also, you can find posts you subscribe to in a new tab on your profile.

• marseyschizochadseethecapylovepat and other pats of long emoji names actually work.

• File upload limits for Paypigs actually work the way they should on all media. Want to upload bigger videos or images? Donate link in the dropdown!

• Glowie Marseys — Like Golden Marseys but rarer.

• Emoji search autofocuses on the text box when you open it open. Just click to open it, and you can start typing!

• Fart mode now has Hunter Biden's fart as a possible sound.

• Simps/Haters/Simps-For/Hates have a "Total" line summing all the rows (including one's self-votes).

• Trying to leave a page while having unsubmitted text in a comment box will prompt you before leaving and losing your work.

• Right side of header bar on desktop is laid out more sanely (and the dropdown menu shouldn't clip off the side of the page sometimes).

• Replies in chat now have less clunky-looking block quotes.

• Ranking algorithm: no more boosts to effortposts. Hot Rank ∝ (votes + 0.2 × comments)(age)⁻¹·²³

The loading image placeholder is much prettier (and rather mesmerizing):

Users who have received the Checkmark award now get a badge for it, like most other expensive awards:

Numbered lists now properly appear with the number inline, rather than on a separate line:

1. Dude

2. Bussy

3. Lmao (sneed)

Also a ton of other minor fixes you'll probably never notice (and that's a good thing—better than noticing something broken). Lots of ongoing, long-overdue code cleanup in the backend too. For one small example: polls aren't a ghetto system where you're technically upvoting a hidden comment anymore.

I've got about a week of Marseys backlog I'll get to soon. Not gonna let 'em pile up like a certain (((🐟))) did.

idea by @chiobu and @SlackerNewsShill

voted on here: https://rdrama.net/post/79285/-/2199047?context=8#context

I have never made a commit that wasnt broken in some way and since I havent figured out whats broken in this one please do the needful and tell me

like this https://rdrama.net/search/comments/?q=post%3A16583+capy

16583 is the ID of the post ur searching inside (as an example)

idea by @NotYou

u can see it here https://rdrama.net/post/81313/test-test-test-test-test-test

suggested by @YourMom here https://rdrama.net/post/18459/marseycapywalking-megathread-for-bugs-and-suggestions/2196023?context=8#context

and voted on here https://rdrama.net/post/79285/-/2199030?context=8#context

it does the following

1. disables animations

2. hides cosmetic post awards

3. make the emoji search execute only when u press "Enter" instead of executing everytime u type a character

4. hides signatures

you can enable it here https://rdrama.net/settings/content

and you can see a list of ppl who enabled it here https://rdrama.net/poorcels

EDIT: made it device-specific, so u can be a poorcel on mobile, but normal on desktop

>be me

>add greentext despite all the other jannies not wanting it

>???

>profit

idea by @seal_ion

dude

bussy

lmao

I'm never doing this bullshit again. I automated it a ton and it was still miserable. We are blessed that the poor souls—mostly Capy—who processed the first 1200 of these by hand didn't fling themselves off tall structures.

Anyway, 139 Marseys (17 of which are animated) and 11 non-Marseys. Badges for creating at least one Marsey should've gone out to the appropriate people, though sans notification. If you're at or over ten Marseys on the leaderboard page and don't have a badge, DM me.

We're declaring bankruptcy on everything posted in the emoji thread prior to now. If it's not added and you posted it before, you're gonna have to repost it. Please do not repost: flags, flag Marseys, depictions of the Prophet Mohammed ﷺ, the entirety of Shrek in GIF form, most non-Marsey emoji (most of them were awful). If you want to make whoever does this after me less likely to rope, please: make the background transparent, crop out transparent borders, resize your images to 200px wide (or post both the full-size original and the 200px scaled version), and come up with less garbage tags. We might Soon™ come up with some alternative way to submit Marseys that's less tedious to process. In the interim, just use the thread.

And these tiny lil creatures—

0->2.99 GB RAM won't see them, 3GB->∞ will

After the recent Night of Kristallmopt, many of the disgraced former-mopcels were begging for one particular jannie-only feature back: getting notifications when people talk about us on reddit. Rather than put in some special exceptions for the power-user clique, we decided to make this feature available to everyone via the shop. And we already had the perfect badge to use for it:

For 10 000 DC or MBux—the same price as the All-Seeing Eye—you too can receive our Reddit Mentions Notifications straight to your rDrama inbox, so when plebbitors are shit-talking Marsey, you can jump right in to generate seethe. Plus, you get the fabulous badge shown above, made by @McCoxmaul.

Minor Patch Notes

From past week and a half (oldest to most recent):

• Patting flipped emoji should now work right (h/t @float-trip). Also, disabling 'Animations' in your user settings won't break patting anymore.

• Themes & readability: the Lottershe font colors were made readable for all theme choices; dramblr on mobile had the background color fixed for higher contrast.

• By adding a navigation icon for Transfers (log of DC/MBux transfers) to the sidebar, there should no longer be any pages lacking a link to them somewhere.

• 1 Reports → 1 Report

• Modals (like when you click on images to embiggen) no longer have a blurred backdrop. It was very pretty, but we got a lot of performance complaints. If you want it back, add .modal-backdrop.show { backdrop-filter: blur(16px) contrast(1.2); } to your Custom CSS.

• Slur replacer was made significantly faster (h/t @everyone). Enough so that people with it enabled should've noticed pages loading faster. Fun fact: slur replacer prior to the change was approximately 20% of our total server load.

• Lottershe: Chapose won the big jackpot last time, so instead of giving him royalties anymore, more of your ticket price goes straight into the pot! Also, notifications now tell the losers who won. Three days 'til the next drawing.

Coming Soon

• The Checkmark award will soon have a badge to go with it.

• The Fish relinquished control over the Marseys thread backlog. There's about 150 that still need to be added. Now you get to bitch at me instead of him until I add them. I can automate most of it, but if someone who is familiar with our Marsey tagging style would be willing to redo the tags for most of these, DM me. I have a spreadsheet I can send you of what needs re-tagging, and there would be some MBux in it for you.

• General rate of new features will be decreasing in the coming weeks. We have a pile of bugs that need fixing, and we're working on redoing parts of the code to improve performance and maintainability going forward.

• ETA 15:50 UTC: @idio3 just purged over a hundred sidebar images for being 'shitty memes'. He wants everyone to know how disappointed he is in their taste, and going forward the sidebar standards will be somewhat pickier.