Wom*n, right...

Women: "WHERE ARE THE GOOD MEN TO PROTECT ME???"

*GOOD MAN stands up*

Women: "That was SOOOO CREEPY how you fired a gun at the nice homeless man attacking me. Please mind your own business weirdo." https://t.co/m9dHUu9MnO

— Scott Greer 6’2” IQ 187 (@ScottMGreer) November 11, 2023

Cuck fantasy fiction edition.

I just found out that it wasn't my ex's sister, it was his girlfriend.

Incredibly fake but

Woman threatened by homeless would-be mugger wishes ‘hero’ vigilante gunman didn’t fire weapon https://t.co/wQQcd5OTpD pic.twitter.com/hOIVlN0YWw

— New York Post (@nypost) November 11, 2023

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— Kruber (@RabbiGoyberg) October 27, 2023

Why would she post this? pic.twitter.com/G6wFM7E0sy

— 🌴 Josh Lekach 🌴 (@JoshLekach) November 9, 2023

!foidmoment moves into boyfriend's apartment and turns it into a plastic surgery waiting room

Tattoo artist shames woman who got boyfriend’s name inked on her forehead: ‘100% fake’ https://t.co/HRomEUbTLM pic.twitter.com/YLsQNevFsY

— New York Post (@nypost) November 8, 2023

Also the tattoo is clearly fake af

"I just don't think she has the right to prevent me from dating her friend."

Sure, you can date him all you want if he wants to date you too. But it wouldn't be unreasonable for her to warn her friend that you cheated on her brother in the past. Four years is not that long ago. If you've changed then good for you, but you can't expect everyone to just forget about it.

I don't know, I feel it would be unreasonable. I was in my early 20s at the time, I think as a society we need to give people the room to grow. We shouldn't constantly throw mistakes of their past in their face

raise the age of consent to 25 NOW

You.... cant be serious. You know what, I'll be nice. Look OP, you had a full blown relationship with your ex best friend's brother. You cheated. You hurt him. I'm sure Amina had to help pick up the pieces of her brother you destroyed. Yes, you may have changed. However, Amina doesn't want to risk the possibility of you hurting someone again who is dear and close to her. Not only that, but she's not your matchmaker. I'm sure she also wants to respect her brother bc who knows if Ron is friend's with him too. If you say you changed then prove it by your actions by staying away from Ron. Possibly from Amina too. If you chase Ron then it's just going to further prove to them that your selfishness is still there.

I'll probably stay away from Ron because I didn't consider she would probably tell him. It's just hurtful someone I call a friend doesn't trust that I've grown as a person

this has to be bait

I'm just so tired of the army of men who like to camp the videos of female comedians (especially when the joke relates to their experience with men) just to snarkily comment, "Is this supposed to be funny???"

Yes. It's funny. To women. Maybe not to you, but it's funny and relatable to a lot of women. 49.74% of the world population, to be precise. Men probably aren't even the target audience. But as always, if men don't think it's funny, then it isn't funny, and women who think it's funny have a bad sense of humour.

This never works the other way around though. If a woman doesn't think a misogynistic comedian is funny, it's because she doesn't have a sense of humour and "doesn't understand how jokes work". That female comedian making fun of incels though? It doesn't matter if every woman on the planet thinks she's hilarious. If it offends the delicate sensibilities of some insecure men and they don't think it's funny, then it's not funny. Their sense of humour is never the problem. If men don't laugh, it's because women are not funny. If women don't laugh, it's because women lack a sense of humour.

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Women are funny, get over it.

It's MENS fault these shows that don't get watched don't get watched. Why won't they engage in something that's actually not for them, sweatie?

And on this note, I'm really tired of shows starring funny women getting canceled because men. Or alternatively just because they are based around the female / non-cis-male experience. It's a real shame, because of lot of great shows have ended this way.

And it's not like Taylor Swift (music and tours) or Barbie movie have shown that you can have massive success by producing for a female audience. Like it's almost like they still believe we don't have our own money and just sit at home cooking for man all day.

Right, no one markets anything to women. Someone should take advantage of this audience.

I'll die on the hill that the all women Ghostbusters movie was effing hilarious. If it had men playing their parts it would have gone on to sequels, but thanks to the butthole men whining it was bad, they basically erased it from existence and they made a truly shitty movie featuring the original actors and some kids.

Twitter is a shining example of how much funnier women often are, as the hands down most clever tweets I see are predominantly written by women. I've often said I should compile a collective of the best examples, but I rarely engage with the platform anymore. Maybe it's that male-centric humor is often situational and not always overly, uhm, cerebral... to each their own, of course. Like, physical comedy does absolutely nothing for me. But an insightful, well-worded tweet? That's gold.

Right? Comedy shouldn't be funny, it should make you think.

Fake laughing to own moids, and, not die?

Mwn think they're funny cos we fake laugh to shut them up

or so that we don't die

You WILL laugh at my jokes

Thank you, I know what BPD is and have been tested for it twice because I do have some stuff going on, but I don't meet enough diagnostic criteria.

OP is both not a train and has an absolutely fascinating post history.

https://old.reddit.com/u/itenkll

I get that I'm big. I just hate that my body is always a discussion.

One time my MIL was talking about herself saying she feels like she's fat. All the church ladies were complimenting her. Then suddenly she said, “Yeah, I saw my name, and I noticed that she got fat.” I just laugh and said yeah, I did. And then she repeated herself 2 more times.

The one time our Pastor's wife said to me, “You shouldn't get bigger than that because it looks like you're genetically the big type.” Ever since then, whenever we have events and they go for second, she'd invite me. If I say no then she'd say, “Come eat and be fat with us.” Or she'd then to the other church ladies and say “my name is really scare to get fat.”

Today, we hosted an event at our place. We were drinking wine. As I was standing, one of the church ladies came to me and said “Oh, are you pregnant?” And then she touch my stomach. And I said, “Oh, no. I'm just fat.” She said, “Really? Are you sure?” And I said, “Yeah, I'm drinking alcohol with you ladies.” And she look around and said, “I don't see your drink.” Moments later, she randomly said, “Hey, were you skinny when when you were younger?” And I said “yeah, when I was graduated from highschool I was about 112 pounds.” (Btw, I remember because I used to be super insecure of my weight.) And then she go quiet and didn't say anything.

I don't know why I always get comments about my body every time I see them. I had 4 kids back to back. My youngest is 1. I gained a lot weight when I was pregnant. I'm 150 pounds. I'm on birth control pills and it's so hard for me to lose weight for whatever reasons (I was able to maintain my weight with the IUD.)

It's so hard to try to ignore them. It's affecting me and I want them to stop.

This sounds like an incredibly toxic community of people, do you have to be around them?

I second this, these people are nasty and probably miserable which is why they keep making these comments to make you sad, or make themselves feel better about their sad little lives. Go out and find other people who will actually be your friends!

redditors when they realise real life isn't an echochamber

“How did you want me to feel when you said that?” To which I expect them to say “We are concerned for your health, that's all”, but continue to press them - “No, how did you want me to feel? What was your intention?” Keep trying to get them to say what it is they actually mean and what they intended to do. It doesn't work for everyone, but it can make a lot of people feel ashamed by their behaviour.

least fragile twoxer

"Concerned for your health" is code for "I want to bully you but I don't want to be called out on it".

As a fat person that wen from 120 to 96 kg I can assure everyone: We know we are fat. We know that being fat is unhealthy. We are not like this by choice.

Every severely obese person has generally something else going completely wrong in their lives that they compensate for with food. Replacing happiness with food. It does not work, but eventually you are unable to stop.

Actual help needs to address the causes, why someone is fat. Treating the symptoms does nothing.

>We are not like this by choice.

Step 1: stop going to church Step 2: there really isn't a step 2, sounds like avoiding these church people will fix the problem

putting the fork down will fix that and a whole bunch of other problems, too

A mother-of-22 has captured a video of her family, which shows that a whopping 20 of her children were all born in one year.

Russian mother Kristina Ozturk, 26, who lives in Georgia, has welcomed 21 of her children via surrogate, with 20 born in just over a year.

She has claimed she wants as many as 105 biological kids with her millionaire husband Galip, 58 - who was earlier this year sentenced to eight years in prison after being found guilty of illegal purchase and possession of drugs and psychotropic substances.

One adorable Instagram video on her account - which has more than 231,000 followers - captures her children listing off their names and dates of birth.

The clip showed viewers that all but two of the clan were born in 2020, with Kristina's eldest, Victoria, born in 2014 from a previous marriage and the latest addition to their family, Olivia, born in January 2021.

She is also a mother to Mustafa, Maryam, Ayrin, Alice, Hassan, Judy, Harper, Teresa, Hussein, Anna, Isabella, Ismail, Mehmet and Ahmet - all of whom are three - and Ali, Kristina, Alena, Sarah, Lockman and Alparslan, who are two years old.

The social media reel from January had commenters gushing in awe at the adorable kids, as many admitted they often get the kids mixed up as there are so many of them.

'Meet the Ozturk family!' Kristina's caption read.

'You have asked many times to make a video for you with the names and ages of the children. I heard you, I made a video with dates of birth...'

'Such a beautiful family!' one comment read.

'Thank you for sharing your world with us! You have a beautiful family and you are Mom goals!' a second added.

A third penned: 'Thank you for sharing your happy, beautiful children with us! It must be so wonderful for the children to grow up with so many siblings.'

In February, Kristina - who is originally from Moscow - released a book about her experiences.

In an Instagram post she wrote: 'It would seem that everything about raising children has already been written, but every day every parent is looking for useful information to give only the best to their children.

'And I'm no exception. As a mother of twenty-two children, I can say for sure that there is no such thing as too much information: you can always find something new for yourself.

'After dozens, or even hundreds of articles, books, webinars and trainings, I decided to create my own book, where the most important information for young parents will be collected and structured bit by bit.'

Kristina met wealthy hotel owner Galip while holidaying in the coastal town of Batumi in Georgia.

However, according to https://agenda.ge/en/news/2023/829, the businessman was arrested in May of last year after a house raid found 'particularly large amounts' of drugs.

He has also been accused of tax evasion, forgery and money laundering.

Galip already had fled Turkey in 2018 after an appeal court approved his life sentence related to a murder back in 1996.

His legal team has said they will appeal, and the businessman has denied the crimes.

Kristina has on her Instagram opened up about the challenging times she has faced without her husband.

'Many of you have noticed with the events happening in our family, it's been harder for me to keep the page,' she said in a post.

'I'm sure that day will come soon, but in the meantime, I just want to say thank you so much for all your support and kind words,' she added.

Opening up about her husband's problems with the law earlier last year, Kristina admitted she couldn't 'stand his absence' in another post.

'It's hard to talk about some household things or joys when all thoughts are far away and busy just waiting for my husband to come home to us.'

In late May 2022, The Mtavari TV channel broadcast footage of special forces raiding Galip's hotel in the coast of Georgia after his arrest.

Galip's arrest was confirmed by Georgia's Finance Ministry spokeswoman Nato Natroshvili in a statement.

In an emotional post shared on her Instagram account on June 9, Kristina wrote: 'The feeling of loneliness does not leave me even with such a large number of close people around.

'I'm used to my husband always being at home, always around. Since Galip has been working exclusively from home for the last few years, we spent time together constantly during the day. At night, when the children were put to bed, we chatted incessantly.

'If I went to Tbilisi or Istanbul, we chatted on the phone for hours, all night long.

'Now it's more difficult than ever for me, I can't stand silence, I can't stand his absence, I can't sleep and wake up alone, I can't see his empty workplace... I can't see his smile, I can't hear his voice, I can't feel his embrace.'

Shortly after Galip's arrest, Kristina admitted she struggled to explain what had happen to her oldest daughter Vika.

In September this year, she penned a heartwarming post after Galip's aunt came to visit the brood.

'Times are difficult, and communication with loved ones becomes especially valuable,' she wrote.

'We all need support and understanding. When loved ones help us get through a difficult time, it's really wonderful.

'Love helps us overcome difficulties and makes our lives brighter.'

On her birthday earlier this year, the mother-of-22 also marked a 'new beginning' for her journey.

'I started a blog when my kids were just coming out, and my goal was to share the hardships and joys of motherhood. But as often happens, life does not go as planned, and today I'm at a tipping point,' she explained.

'All the challenges I've faced helped me grow and learn, and my first attempts will probably be chaotic, but I believe I can succeed. I decided to live.

'And my birthday marked a new beginning for me. Change, improvement, and of course more content that is sincere and inspiring awaits me. Thank you for being with me and let's move forward together to new goals!'

In 2021, Kristina revealed that she had spent £67,700 every 12 months on 16 nannies.

Her and Galip had at that point paid €168,000 (£142,000) to surrogates between March 2020 and July 2021, and spend $96,000 (£67,700) a year on 16 live-in nannies.

Speaking Fabulous, the mother added: 'I'm with the kids all the time, doing all the things that mums normally do.'

The parent - who was at the time reported to live in a three-storey mansion with her family - previously said she and Galip opted to use surrogate mothers because they wanted to have as many children as quickly possible.

Their first child Mustafa was born on March 10 2020 while their most recent addition, and 22nd child together Olivia, is two years old.

'I can tell you one thing - my days are never boring. Each day is different, from planning staff schedules to shopping for my family,' said Kristina when telling the publication about her routine.

Kristina, also revealed she was spending £4,000 a week on essentials for the babies, including 20 large bags of nappies and 53 packs of baby formula, shares updates about her hectic life to her Instagram account, where she has 231,000 followers.

Kristina who is originally from Russia, was a single mother when she decided to take a break by going to the sea in Batumi.

The popular tourism destination at the foot of the Caucasus is often referred to as the 'Las Vegas of the Black Sea'.

She said it was love at first sight when she met Galip, a property and transport magnate originally from Turkey, on the first day there, and described him as her 'mentor, guide and fairytale prince all rolled into one'.

Agreeing it was love at first sight, Galip added: 'She is so easy to be with, she always has a smile on her lips and yet at the same time is shy and mysterious.

'She was the kind of wife I always wanted for myself, an uncut diamond where I saw what a pure and kind heart she had.'

Things progressed quickly for the couple, with Kristina and her young daughter Vika moving to Batumi to be with Galip.

Kristina said that despite the fact Galip was a lot older than her, and had adult children of his own, he had no objections to having a large family.

The couple agreed that they wanted as many children as they could.

Kristina said they were originally preparing to have a baby every year, however quickly realised that her reproductive ability was not enough to meet their demands.

They decided to use surrogate mothers, which costs around $9,707 each pregnancy.

The state of Georgia has allowed surrogacy since 1997 as long as the couple involved are heterosexual and married.

The child that is born automatically goes to the people who provided the genetic material for the conception, and the surrogate does not have any rights.

All of Kristina's potential surrogates go through counselling and sign legal paperwork before becoming pregnant with children that are genetically from Kristina and her husband.

Only young women who've already had at least one pregnancy are chosen, and checks are made to ensure that they don't have any bad habits or addictions before joining the programme.

The women are given psychological counselling to make sure that they are ready and prepared for the challenge, which will include giving up the baby when it's born.

Kristina explained: 'The clinic in Batumi chooses surrogate mothers for us and takes full responsibility for the process.

'We are not personally acquainted with surrogate mothers and do not have direct contacts with them in order to avoid problems after pregnancy.

'All communication takes place through the clinic, we only monitor health indicators, I make up a dietary menu for mothers so that the food is complete, I look at the test results.'

The pair have gone on to welcome many children into their brood, with Kristina explaining: 'I gave birth to my eldest daughter Vika myself six years ago. The rest of the children are genetically ours from my husband and I, but were carried by surrogates.'

But the journey has not been straight forward for the couple, with Kristina revealing one of the surrogate mothers wanted to keep the child after it was born.

Because the babies are genetically from Kristina and her husband, the surrogate had no rights and had to hand the child over to the couple.

The couple want to have more children, and have discussed having over 100 babies, but have decided to wait until their babies are older before they embark on another surrogacy journey.

Meanwhile Kristina hasn't ruled out giving birth to more babies herself, but said it was 'not practical' at the moment with so many young children.

She pointed out that the IVF process is a big strain on the body and she doesn't want to be pregnant while going through the treatment. She explained: 'We just not ready to talk about the final number. Everything has its time.'

GUY BASED MY WORTH OFF AN iPhone

Met this guy at uni he wasn't the best looking but he was nice we get to talking and he jokes about how I have An Android (he. Has an iPhone btw) so I jokingly reply with a sassy remark and say "well if my android is a problem maybe you should buy me an iPhone." He smriks and say"I have to see if you're iPhone Material ." I get offended slightly and he says it was. Joke

Joke or not I didn't find it funny and I said I am no longer interested lol I need opinions and I crazy?

Dear Sexplain It,

I (FTM/30) have a (cisgender/32) girlfriend, and we are polyamorous. My ONE boundary is I don't want to be in a relationship with someone who dates cis men because of the emotional labor it takes for me and the degree of dysphoria it sends me into. She is free to date all others, including cis women, trans women, and trans men who are pre/non/post-op.

I've done a lot of work in therapy around this, and it is not out of jealousy but truly uncontrollable dysphoria and a sense of safety I need in a sexual relationship. We want to be together, but it seems that lately, she is not happy with this boundary despite her having access to everyone else. She's had s*x with a ton more people than me since we've been together for three years.

Is there any hope that we can make it work without me having to loosen that boundary? I feel letting this boundary go will not only damage my internal world but also that I won't be able to look at her or our relationship the same anymore. Please help!

—Anyone But Cis Men

Dear Anyone But Cis Men,

Is this really your ONE boundary in the relationship? I'm sure you have other boundaries regarding mutual respect, communication, honesty, condom use, STI testing, and so on---which is a good thing. Having multiple agreed-upon boundaries makes relationships healthy and sustainable.

I think the reason you're claiming you have ONE boundary is because you're trying to make yourself seem reasonable. But "reasonable" is subjective: some poly people may be totally fine with your boundary, because, as you say, they'd still have "access to everyone else." Others might say you're infringing on their sexual and romantic autonomy, and they're opposed to their partner having veto power in their relationships.

Don't get me wrong: there's nothing wrong with you establishing that boundary. After years of therapy and self-reflection, you've realized that you would not feel comfortable with your partner dating a cis man because it would trigger your dysphoria and make you feel unsafe. I'm proud of you for coming to that revelation, as I'm sure it wasn't easy. I'm proud of you for knowing what it would take to feel supported and safe in a relationship.

But I also respect your girlfriend for knowing what she needs in her love life, and it sounds like what she needs is to date some cis men. If you're not open to loosening your boundary, and she doesn't want to adhere to it as is, then I don't see how this can work without at least one of you being unhappy. That doesn't mean either of you has done something wrong, or that you don't have lots of love for each other; it just means you two might not be compatible.

I know it's not what you wanted to hear, but I don't support you reining her in against her will (just like I wouldn't support her pushing you to accept uncontrollable dysphoria). Assuming neither of you wants to budge on your boundaries, I say it's time to look for a new partner who's cool with your needs.