News crews were documenting the persecution of People of Alcohol like they do every holiday to humiliate those who test positive and get their car taken away. Even Santa can't enjoy a beer without being harassed:

Everything was going as usual until a driver REFUSES to test because he has a diplomatic passport and license plate, and is exempt from tyrannical sober-driving mandates. Police won't let him go for a while, and more TV stations show up , story goes viral quick

A disgruntled Russian immigrant shows up totally organically supposedly wants to help bridge the language barrier, but proceeds to shame the embassy worker. Charms the public with his broken Spanish and by wearing a small local soccer team's jersey

Another random Russian character shows up totally organically, a translator, who talks to the journos solely to insinuates the previous guy must've had ulterior motives and that his immigration status should be looked into because she "wouldn't be surprised" if he's a criminal or possibly not even a real Russian

Media gathers at the embassy nearby as the car is supposed to be escorted there by a police caravan. Neighbors hurl insults from balconies because they're fed up with the Russians parking wherever they feel like, being shitty and erecting an annoying barricade that disrupts pedestrian traffic on an already narrow sidewalk

Neighbor spergs out

Old lady who needs a cane to walk confronts the Russians about the sidewalk issue

The embassy's first secretary addresses the press to explain the cops are in the wrong as the Vienna convention stipulates that drunk driver rights are human rights or something

In the meantime at the same police checkpoint a second vehicle from the Russian embassy has been stopped for the same reason lol

A low-speed motorcade takes the Russians to the embassy

Argentinians are seething at diplomats being "above the law". This comes a week after Argentina's embassy in Kiyv suffered some minor damage from a Russian attack:

Kamala looks electric as she meets with these kids. Can anyone picture Trump interacting with a child outside of Epstein's island?

We could have had her, instead we chose him..🤷🏽‍♀️🥺

For the love of all that is holy, how did voters not choose her?

Because EGGS!

Why do people care about the price of food when Indian-Jamaican-American women still can't be president?

Because of subversive CHEATING!!!

My belief as well, 100%.

I'm glad more people are waking up, Dems ran a prosecutor because they knew Trump was going to cheat. Trust the plan.

She's so approachable & kind. No characteristics trump possesses. We missed out on an intelligent and wonderful person because idiots could not handle a brown woman as president. Democracy will be destroyed because of racism & a simplistic voting system ppl don't understand.

What do you think, Trumpers, are you regretting your vote yet?

This is actually psychological abuse and manipulation and even borderline rape. You trick guys into fucking you by pretending to care about their interests. 2025 we gonna light all of you on fire i promise https://t.co/m4FW8pSes5

— kave (@kvpqn) December 24, 2024

the original tweet is obviously just a silly way to simp for nerdcels (meaning henry cavil lookalikes obvs) and say that getting excited over ur passions is hot and is PROBABLY not that serious but THAT IS NO REASON NOT TO POST on CHRISTMAS THAT ITS A CRIME DESERVING OF DEATH

there is really no group more intellectually advanced than the inkwell

just look at these bluepilledcels, completely deluded into thinking that foids are capable of expressing interest in something you like bc she thinks it's cool that you like it, ITS CLEARLY MANIPULATION R-SLURS SHE ONLY WANTS YOUR DNA FOR NEFARIOUS PURPOSES

anyway merry christmas to !incels !truecels and most of all to !volcels, hopefully any evil foid who tries to get near you by dangling s3x or whatever will be promptly set on fire in the new year

If you choose to send me a Something Special award:

• I will divorce you immediately

• You may receive up to 10k DC

• You will get the divorced badge

I will get:

• A unique and rare award on my profile before this is inevitably removed from the store

!metashit

https://rdrama.net/post/328236/wedding-thread-ponyblaze-spiderman-please-post

NASA astronaut celebrating Hanukkah in space! pic.twitter.com/Rikq01ko6n

— Rabbi Shmuel Reichman (@ShmuelReichman) December 24, 2024

Jews In Space

https://old.reddit.com/r/SuperMorbidlyObese/comments/1hk4snr/going_to_church_while_smo/

https://old.reddit.com/r/SuperMorbidlyObese/comments/1hk4snr/comment/m3bkk5m/?context=8

>A pew is the best kinda of seating for big people, no arm rests or real width restrictions. Just get there a little bit early so you can scope out a desire spot.

Get to church fatty. God made these seats for you.

https://old.reddit.com/r/SuperMorbidlyObese/comments/1hk4snr/comment/m3bnz13/?context=8

>Try to sit where the vertical support is directly under you. With it being Christmas, they might have single chairs to sit in. Also, Try to get there extra early to scope out those seats.

>I'm too heavy to kneel. I also walk with a cane, so I've got that extra excuse.

Get fat and there is no reason you have to kneel for God

https://old.reddit.com/r/SuperMorbidlyObese/comments/1hk4snr/comment/m3caols/?context=8

>Those church pews can hold a lot. I was 800lbs and sat at the end and there was still a whole packed bench full of people on it with me.

I put my trust in God but this fatty is truly on another level.

https://old.reddit.com/r/SuperMorbidlyObese/comments/1hk4snr/comment/m3bwnxu/?context=8

>Your be fine that's not super heavy Go with the family

Average American

If you break a pew, it is a message from God to lose weight.

@Merryvann @IRREDEEMABLE-KRAMPUS

@BrasilIguana stole all my money

Top Drama

Relative Drama (takes into account the size of the subreddit)

autodrama: returning jobs to dramneurodivergents. Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion

It really WAS that bad. In the finale of lower decks they made fun of the multiverse trope and showed the klingons are actually from an alternate (cringe) dimension.

@The10thMan

How does she make one pro India post and get almost half a million impressions.

But I get nothing for all my efforts?
What the fuck is going on Team India 🇮🇳 https://t.co/XL3to4CuBt

— Fozzie (@Fozzietheauzzie) December 26, 2024

Latest race war on twatter is kind of interesting. Esp Musk's new fans suddenly discovering he has the interests of a tech CEO.

Thank ya'll for enjoying Sheila and family. Many of you are wonderful, and I hope you enjoy lovely days.

My coworker and his daughter bought the cats TONS of stuff!

Cheers to the impending 2025!

!animalposters !cats !cuteandvalid

!dramatards

"Disturbing video shows the final moments of the Azerbaijan Airlines flight, revealing repeated climbs and dives before the crash."#AzerbaijanAirlines #PlaneCrash pic.twitter.com/7waDmu07k2

— Mariam Robly | مريم روبلى (@MariamRobly) December 25, 2024

https://x.com/hashtag/PlaneCrash

!dramatards !glowies

Feedback welcome. I continue to struggle with hair. also the left eye is fricked up i just noticed oof lmao