.webp?h=10 "Double Ds (hat) - double deez nuts lmao")
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Easily fixed by raising the minimum salary significantly and adding a yearly cost for maintaining the H1B, making it materially more expensive to hire from overseas than domestically.
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) December 29, 2024
Iβve been very clear that the program is broken and needs major reform.
Iv'e been vrey claer that the program is broken and needs mjaor reform.
what happened to going to war oevr tihs issue?
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lesbian rappers who are a couple decide to use 
sperm to conceive a baby as they said all the black donors looked like Jiminy Cricket 
Kangz and Kweenz sneed
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I don't know if anyone was familiar with this story but it just popped up in my feed and it's Fing hysterical lol! Haven't seen sneed like this in a while.
First link:
https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=786287523062137
1. 
"why didn't her wife impregnate her... oh wait..." 
"I don't get it..."
2. 
"all those celeb friends and one wasn't willing to skeet in her?"
3. 
"and y'all wonder why they chose a white donor... y'all are hateful as F"
4. 
"why is Judy missing a nail..." 
Second link:
https://instagram.com/balleralert/p/Crv-6niS3BC/
1. 
"why not ask some male strags to procreate with you to keep stragdom going?"
2. No idea what this girl is saying but it seems funny
3. 
"disease-ridden whyte men want to pollute the world with abomination mixed babies to wipe out the indigenous black pipo!"
Third link:
The Kweenz sneed
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Here bro. pic.twitter.com/HxjpsjmCqC
— Embodiment of Intellectual Prowess (@baldassnugget) February 2, 2025
Somehow he thinks this is normal. Some tvs have smoothing on as default. He didn't even know what it was. Zoomers are so brain rotted they think a normal ps5 can run rd2 which has a draw distance of like half a mile at 60fps. This is some ceiling bird levels of not noticing.
I think noticing should be a mandatory class in high school. A full second input lag would entirely unplayable for someone with a brain.
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- Arran : no one asked, no one cares
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INSANE LORE UPDATE (not really)
WE TALKED ABOUT VIDEO GAMES AND SONIC FOR HOURS OVER TEXT. He's only here to get his math exam, then he's gonna graduate!! I'm not sure how old he is. Looks like a 20 and 30 year old at the same time.
He got a date with someone from class as a joke! I don't think he knows that the other woman is doing it for the bit... :(
I wish I had money so him and I could do nerd shit at a local nerd cafΓ© in town. We both live like 10 minutes away from that place.
I take 2 exams this week!! I already passed my RLA (English) exam 2 weeks ago... FRICKING FAILED MY SOCIAL STUDIES PRACTICE EXAM... ITS NOT MY FAULT WE'RE COVERING SHIT I HAVEN'T GONE OVER SINCE 2018-2019. However, my friend is really good at history, and I'm really good at math!
IN OTHER NEWS:
I'm celebrating my birthday at a sushi place with another tranner I met in December. I STILL HAVE TO MAKE RESERVATIONS... NOT SURE WHY THAT NOTICE CAME UP ON MY MOM'S PHONE BUT NOT MINE. Someone remind me... even if it's mean....
tells 
that he isnt president and should go away 
- Arran : ugly (black lives matter to no one)
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Updoots to the left for visibility (or downdoots). The people must know because it's a short betting week! 
Note: Last week I literally forgot the Falcons-Giants game and nobody noticed... whoops. Sorry. I hope you all took advantage of carp's bonus Ravens-Steelers thread to make some extra 
Week 17 this is what the playoffs are looking like via NFL
Finally for those keeping track, here's a excel spreadsheet I've been using to track gambling wins/losses. Column A has the winner of their matchup (listed in the same order I list them for this thread, B is the gross Payout , C needs to be filled with a 1 if you won that bet, and a 0 if you lost. So it will be easy to track your weekly and seasonal gains/losses. Prior threads: week 1, week 2, week 3, week 4, week 5, week 6, week 7, week 8, week 9, week 10, week 11, week 12, week 13, week 14, week 15, week 16
pings: !mensfootball !goomblers !bets @IRREDEEMABLE-KRAMPUS
@Freak-Off
@Drippo as always if you want to get @'ed and don't want to join those ping groups, just ask. We love our gamblers.
@SpudsMackenzie Gamble here if you need more opportunities.
Thursday Night Football is... NOT the first game so it's not here! Christmas Wednesday has 2 games, TNF, THREE (3) SATURDAY games, Sunday has games too- 6 early, 2 afternoon (Packers @ Vikings got flexed up 
), & SNF, and finally MNF. Our first game is Wed 1PM
Chiefs - 17 bets - WINNER!
Steelers - 13 bets
closed
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Subway just released a footlong Oreo cookie. pic.twitter.com/cPI17yULLH
— FearBuck (@FearedBuck) February 4, 2025
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straight up posting 
porn now
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I'm working on my magnum opus of foid hating. I'm going to be a little light on the rightoid patrolling until the work is finished. my days consist of getting wasted and finishing my work.
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https://old.reddit.com/r/IsraelPalestine/comments/1ic4bxy/israelsupporters_do_you_have_empathy/
Hamas
Conservatives somehow find their butt
https://old.reddit.com/r/suppressed_news/comments/1ic46ji/interesting_footage_has_surfaced_showing_
Redditards love their fanfiction
Gays go splat when they hit the ground
https://old.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/1icu87h/the_world_is_laughing_at_america/
Looks like Berlin needs more bombing
https://old.reddit.com/r/clevercomebacks/comments/1ic92rb/that_ratio_is_brutal/
Clever comebacks?
https://old.reddit.com/r/israelexposed/comments/1ic4sfm/interesting_footage_has_surfaced_showing_an/
A reminder that all redditards are low functioning psychopaths and should be sterilized so they won't molest their children
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Convince him to shut up about people over-reacting to the fact of the fascism and quit evaluating whether or not it is fascism because you only model confusion. We already know everything we need to know: it's definitely fascism and must be stopped. His equivocation on the matter is a liability, and that liability is on account of his age.
His poor judgment is not unusual.
But it is public.
And you are Writers, are you not?
Hit him. Nonviolence is yet
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Developing AI regulation before developing AI models and then bragging about it is the most EU thing ever pic.twitter.com/qyd6dgTxjE
— Lina Seiche (@LinaSeiche) January 27, 2025
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